Why learn the lyrics When you can be a god?
Why learn the lyrics When you can be a god?
Ass up face down we goin to Halloween town
how am I supposed to take this seriously?
underappreciated
your post was only 4 words, which makes it extra funny
this is amazing. did they not read the whole post? how does this happen?
tag yourself
The thing about seeing RFK Jr. trending is that you don't even have to check to know it's bad news for us.
Considering becoming a stroke truther. It sounds plausible. When's the last time we heard him talk?
"I'll have the chicken tikka masala." "Sir, do you have your chicken ticket?"
some people are just baffled when they see other people with actual principles
you fools! I actually *meant* to punch myself in the balls.
The funny thing is we could already sniff out which ones were paid shills before we got the confirmation.
wait, what are the ingredients for squirt? is it just pee or do I need like a squirt mix packet?
Dan Patrick is about to learn the hard way that Elon cannot, in fact, build a tunnel system for flood water mitigation.
FACT: everyone who drinks water dies
oh so there *is* an ethical use for AI
putting the breast milk in the sodastream
Trump dialing Melania not realizing she's in the next room and he hears a heart monitor flatlining as a ringtone
do not mistake the other two the oral thermometer!
Oddly, they make both oral and anal thermometers in this shape too. "We need a—" Medical device engineer: "I already got a shape for that."
that's not a missile. that's just a digital thermometer.
Lwaxana is easily the freakiest in the quadrant
toque the words out of my mouth
All that asking and you never even thought to ask Jeeves how he was doing?
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
why are you making fun of my grindcore band name?
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
Dear technical support, I keep refreshing and my geocities page and my counter only increments by 1 each time and no one has signed my guestbook. Are you guys having server difficulties? Thanks! Worm
If you like it, then you shoulda put a dung on it
[yoda voice] run a tight ship, giuliani does not
full res for you to get an appreciation for those photos
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
this is way more entertaining than any of the blue man group stuff I've seen
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
you have to hear his voice to see where I was coming from. It's just so gloriously corny.
only the highest quality bad posts for you, friend
that was too much effort for a throwaway joke where only like 10% of people will get the reference
wait. how tall is Giuliani?
I didn't understand the reference on this, but I've got a feeling it might be what you're looking for.
I probably would have stripped the audio if I had listened to the music before posting it. Some people seem to be enjoying the cartoonish foley though.
I was happy forgetting about those
The thing about seeing Rudy Giuliani trending is that you don't even have to check to know it's bad news for him.
This looks like what would happen if you have a 12 year old $10M. Well, a 12 year old that would be excited about blockbuster video.
I always thought gravy could use more slimeballs
That's why we must #AbolishDooDooBalls
more like asshole beetles imo
genus*
it's already the goddamn species name
Nah, we don't need a human doing QC. After all, humans make more mistakes than computers.
here you go
It might be intentional (looks like a cuttlefish to me too). I posted when I first find out about the squidmobile and this was one of the responses I got.
why do they call it a dung beetle and not a sisyphus beetle?
this says a lot about society
it's just a photoshop. Sarah McAnulty runs the hotline and she's on here.
they knew what they were doing by including his age
frankie:
how are cartoons supposed to gesture the number 5?
but good dad jokes
something about his vibes always felt off, almost like he was getting paid not to be critical of the dems
reported them o7
real maple is goated. fake maple flavor is absolute garbage. like so bad that I don't want my other food to touch the fake maple favor.
this is honestly funnier without context
I love when she makes that "how could that have happened to me?" face
baby eric
I don't know how you'd even implement this, given how states do their own elections
"Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill, And The Far Away Military," he added.
That season gets dark as fuck
I think they should move it. It's not safe here.
I'm especially interested to see which image of JD Vance they use
look at his cute little webbed feet
oh man the qanon crowd is going absolutely berserk about this
yeah, he knows he's dying
extremely culty vibes
I mean, if they're this good at marketing, who knows what they're capable of
the hives have a new album?
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton
last I heard, they were the single most popular item at the grocery store
[mitch hedberg voice] My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."
when you were a baby, did your parents have to carbonate your binky?
I did until you rudely bumped into my cart
