Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social)
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Goya is renewing his sponsorship and has an exciting new product line for you to try at hone
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Cankle cancer.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
You know kicking off the long weekend with news that he's further driving up grocery prices is actually a plausible reason for his staff to try to hide him.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Look I don't make the rules, it's just not family friendly TV, unlike Gus Fring trying to walk around with half his face blown off.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Eric Adams has caught the leprechaun and he's going to be grilling up leprechaunberders right now on the White House lawn.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I was aware of The Discourse and some of the shit aimed at the actress as it happened. I wanna say at least one op-ed about that got run in the NYT even. But pretty sure I did not realize about the handjob scene edit until years after the show ended.
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And the fetus is 100% human, not a shred of Elder One DNA
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
There was some truly unhinged stuff aimed at the *actress* that was obviously unacceptable, but excluding that stuff, I've wondered how much of The Discourse about Skyler back when the show was airing was from people seeing the handjobless version of the pilot. Gotta be nonzero.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I could've sworn no PG-13 until the mid-90s but apparently it was actually 1984. But definitely a very different line between PG and PG-13 back then.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
And I feel like it's bordering on altering the story to remove it.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
The posters vs the skeeters.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social)
"My mind has been transplanted into the bloodboy son of that anti-aging billionaire."
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently there's a cut of the pilot that gets aired on channels with stricter sexual content rules that excludes the birthday pity handjob scene, and it's like how the fuck do you cut that scene? It's such crucial place setting for how Walt and Skyler feel about each other.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted
see, that’s how you do it
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
They've seen the next gen Acela and are super stoked too.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a lot better than McDonald's so if you're the sort of person who'd eat multiple times a week at McDonald's... On fast food hype, I think something that doesn't get conveyed when Californians talk about In-N-Out is that it's amazing FOR HOW CHEAP IT IS not in and of itself. & baked in nostalgia
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And I think I did a fried chicken sandwich one day that week but I could at least see exactly how many Calories it was an it was an actually more or less reasonable amount if you skipped the fries.
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The last time I ate at one I was in Dayton, Ohio for work and there were extremely limited options for what I could get within my alloted lunch break once you accounted for driving time. And all the other options were even unhealthier mall court slop. They at least have a grilled chicken option.
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Did someone sue Blueskyrimism?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Not saying this proves Trump is dead or anything just that I'd limit how much I'd read into Vance not announcing it either.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean there are plenty of people like Miller who would have a ton of incentive to try to hide it from Vance if it happened.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonzero chance they tried but Musk locked them out.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
The first couple of times I drove one of these I found it a little hard to park only insofar as it's so much smaller than a normal car that I didn't have a good mental conception of where the back of the car ended, so I couldn't tell if I'd backed up far enough or not.
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Trump is so senile he's emptying his chamber pot out the window?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully he doesn't have Three Stooges Syndrome.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Wild thought here I know but maybe their refusal to get off Nazi Twitter is contributing to the brain rot.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
One still proof of life photo a day from the most TV addicted president ever? Come on now.
Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted
Washington's speculation about Trump's health is at a fever pitch. We've seen multiple reasons this summer to ask questions — and the media doesn't seem to care. What's really going on? www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I just realized it's now within the realm of possibility for both Trump AND Giulani to die Good 9/11. 👀👀👀
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Wo ist der OrangenfĂĽhrer?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Wo ist der OrangenfĂĽhrer?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I could see some of the people around him figuring out this a great way to fuck with our heads, but yeah that idea requires him to be in a state that they can actually control him for multiple days in a row.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social)
Wo ist der OrangenfĂĽhrer?
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Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
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Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
His mind's been missing for years.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean big win if you can pull it off and his cult hasn't broken yet, so, uh.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody is showing up at politicians' houses to shoot them because Couchfucker put out "wouldn't it be great if these guys were dead" stochastic terrorism vibes into the ether, and everyone currently afraid of Trump putting out a hit on them knows it.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump dies in four years it's possible that they've accumulated enough power that it doesn't matter how juiceless the nominal figurehead is. If Trump dies today and the power consolidation task falls mid-operation to the negative charisma couchfucker guy, then, well...
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry mister president sir but why does your skin feel colder than the hamberders you fed that basketball team
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
ABC News is still calling RFK Jr. a “vaccine skeptic.” The dude was one of the most prominent anti-vaccine activists for decades. There’s video of him in 2023 saying that there’s no vaccine which is safe and effective. You can call him an anti-vaccine activist!
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
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Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has consistently only tried to deny true things for like a decade now.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
My "definitely not dead" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
perhaps related to cooking herself in her 90°F apartment
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
tbh I was kind of pulling for Kamala winning EC while losing popular vote to speed up getting rid of the EC.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social)
My "definitely not dead" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not saying it's logical, I'm specifically saying I can see how parents wind up reacting irrationally to the idea of their kids getting randomly murdered when actual solutions like gun control don't appear to be on the table.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree, but also not hard to understand why parents aren't exactly reacting rationally to the very real problem of pervasive school shootings in the absence of any kind of movement on gun control.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I'm being serious, tons of day to day quality of life problems that tie back to cops refusing to do basic motor vehicle enforcement. Could get a lot of people on board just going for some easy wins on that front I think.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy going 70 through a residential zone with an intentionally loud modifier is going to jail is a start.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a thing in other countries? Because it's hard not to feel like fear of school shooters is the root cause problem here.
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Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
"WE WILL NOT REST as long as we don't have to stay in washington or anger our republican colleagues"
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
not* although hot is a good typo here lol
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Rudy Giuliani was absolutely hot blotto on the side of the road lowering his pants in front of an incapacitated woman.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Giuliani was blotto and saw an incapacitated woman on the side of the road and...
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Asking for a friend is it smart to dick your armed goons around on pay?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure what you're talking about Harry, looks like the spitting image of health and surely not suspicious they're not including video.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
YIMBYs with bricks and baseball bats doing traffic enforcement, I'll do it just let me know where to sign up
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social)
looking bigly healthy sir not a day over 60 sir
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
"Rudy Giuliani was blasted out of his mind and thought he saw an opportunity..."
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the universe trying to give us a consolation prize?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh nice. Oxtail cholent with West Indian spices?
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
An actual Santa Monica politician (who got voted out last year) did this shit on his own campaign bio website lol, very enamored with being a Christmas baby born in Santa Monica and there was actually snow in Santa Monica as he was born.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Mitochondria are the big beautiful clean coal power plant of the cell.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
How can you drop that without giving details đź‘€
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
The "our organization" in the generic training videos always creeps me out.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is like a poorly behaved yapping dog who'll keep following you if you try to move away but will immediately back up if you step forward even a tiny bit.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Zelenskyy telling Trump to fuck off has likewise worked out a lot better for him/Ukraine that strategies like Carney unilaterally disarming on Canadian retaliatory tariffs is for them.
Sam (@samd.bsky.social) reposted
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Look I'm just offering an explanation not excusing it. I've seen this happen with other governmental orgs too where the bad habits that develop in reaction to micromanaging/abusive/whatever leadership well outlast the departure of the bad leader.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
The one time the MTA sold the public on just getting things over with with one 18 month continuous shutdown, Cuomo swooped in the last possible second to completely upend the planning and outreach. Gotta be some lingering institutional trauma reaction on that one.
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Musicology Duck (@musicologyduck.bsky.social) reposted
i feel like the lot of the country stopped paying attention after the stories about how they're all just wandering the Mall harmlessly and then lost the thread from there like the oafishness here is truly very funny but also... they're just breaking into an apartment complex???
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Although in hindsight I'm not sure why it didn't do it for me when I first noticed the massive link rot problem in the Wikipedia citations section back like 15 years ago m
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
What finally clicked for me on the realism of the Star Trek trope of "records from that time period are spotty" for societies that had had made it to at least the digital era was the aftermath of Musk buying Twitter and the reddit API changes, with people/orgs purging their post histories in protest
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
True but he appeared to be upright under his own power unfortunately.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Allegedly. We got one proof of life photo that has him looking like a bloated corpse. No video footage though.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Costa Samaras (@costasamaras.com) reposted
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean they may be intentionally trolling us by putting out these corpse photos to lord it over us that there's nothing we can do about it, they're online enough to do that.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire code violations all over the place too with piling shit up in front of the second doorway to outside.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
And the "THEFT CRIME" narrative surrounding locking everything up was just cover for the fact that they absolutely fucking hate having to pay their employees.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Also pissed because I'd normally get the flu and COVID shots in October for better holiday season protection but decided to schedule it ASAP before they have a chance to do any fuckery with pulling the COVID vaccines altogether.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I'm getting mine in NJ while I'll be there anyhow, but really annoying that I have to. Can't find my childhood immunization records & have no idea if I got an HPV vaccination, and the booking offered to let me add it in addition to the flu and COVID shots, so said may as well while it's legal.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Even when he got COVID he did that bizarre car ride!
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus the other garbage infrastructure decisions we're stuck with.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
God that's still so infuriating since the result is they're going to need to do the complete closure 20 years from now, instead of just doing the 100 year fix the MTA had successfully sold the public on getting done in 18 months.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Grocery stores (including Costco) intentionally shuffle the shelves on a regular basis to force you to walk through more if of the store and see products you wouldn't normally walk past.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Suckers and loser according to Trump.
Schmuck Schumer (@schroedinger.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the proof of life was a single picture that has him looking like a bloated corpse instead of putting him in front of a TV camera so sure seems like we were right that something's more wrong with him than usual!