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Keep believing and we will win this fight. Yes - it’s shocking to see what a chunk of our great nation is really like. But there are more of us. And the bravest people on earth, the Survivors who spoke today, will be known forever as the match that lit the 🔥 of resistance. 💙
Fascism is stupid. But when it’s literally a group of stupid people trying to implement it in place of our democracy, there is hope. They are so bad at this. I know everything sucks now but the tide is turning. The Survivors who are finally being heard are lighting the fire. 🔥. We. Will. Win.
😂 nice!
Today Cankles McCheat-o said Gavin Newsom had something wrong with his hands. 😂 😂 He probably thinks his hands are “too big” (which to tiny hands r@pey mcgee they probably seem that way…) Next he will say Gavin Newsom’s calves are too skinny. This is all so stupid.
You’ll probably have to put it there yourself, or have someone else familiar w the equipment do it. Those of us with 🍆s are sometimes a little challenged finding it.
Word is Susan Collins is “very concerned“.
**SPOILER 🚨 🚨 ALERT!! The following post is a major spoiler of the television show “Hunters” Tomorrow I’m hoping for a h!tler -esque meltdown/confession in the show based on what the survivors say but he does it via truth social 😂
No thoughts and no prayers.
“Baltimore is rated number 4 in the city”
Thanks for including me!!!
all the waste is being eliminated!
Damn AI is amazing! These look so real! The Natl Guard in fatigues raking leaves and picking up trash in DC instead of fighting ALL THE CRIME. Kudos to whoever came up w the prompts to make these. Oh wait. This isn’t AI. It’s real 😂 wtf we are being led off a cliff by idiots.
🤣 that it’s a media source from the UK shared on BSky where I’m hearing about this for the first time. F the spineless, complicit, enabling media of the 🇺🇸.
Especially if it’s a foot long. That’s pretty long.
NOBODY DOES HYPOCRISY LIKE WE DO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THUS MATTER!! - FDJT
@thegodpodcast.com I was raised Lutheran and gave up on it after some bad life events, and realizing the hypocrisy that much of Christianity repeat. I lost my way. I’m happy to say I found God again here on BlueSky. Thanks for being all knowing and awesome!
Thoughts and prayers…. But sarcastically.
Dirty Bird!! 💚
Damn AI is crazy. These images look so real!! National Guard raking leaves and cleaning up garbage instead of fighting ALL THE CRIME in DC. Kudos to whoever came up with the prompts to have AI make these. Oh wait… these are real? 🤣 Donald Trump and his cronies are such dipshits. It hurts.
Maybe the National Guard can help fix that during the pointless occupation that’s going to occur for no reason other than political theater.
You don’t even need the “Wink. Wink.” at this point. 🚨🚨 and guess what? Remove it and you wrote a haiku!🚨🚨 I have no life 🤷🏻♂️
Hey it’s been a few hours - someone check his sheets.
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I need a league created for this and I need to be the commissioner and the head coach for all the teams.
That went a different direction than expected. I thought it was just going to be about having a sore ass from sitting at a conference for 3 days 😂 Have fun!
This makes me WANT to see a slice!! FORE!!!
As a golfer, this is photo made me WANT a slice for the first time ever!
Hey what you said has the same effect as one saying “thoughts and prayers” after a tragedy! 😂 😭
But Luanda isn’t as bad as DC or Chicago <>
Word! (Sorry I’m GenX… I’m obligated to say that when I’m in 1000% agreement w someone!) Keep the receipts. Get the screenshots of the support. I will not forget who they are.
We have almost daily mass shootings at schools, places of work and places of worship just as the founders intended. Our State and a church are being united just as the founders intended.
If you’re lucky enough to be ☘️, you’re lucky enough!
BSky Post (cloud?) of the day!! @chriostoir.bsky.social
More like a GREAT infection! 😂
Why worry about details when the cult will believe anything you tell them?
Also afraid of: Books Truth Honor
What’s faster? The deterioration of king 🤡s health, or our deterioration into fascism?
Come on our press is a bunch of spineless, complicit pieces of 💩. They’re not even going to ask tough questions about king 🤡 missing for a few days.
If our politicians (both sides) had just touch of the bravery that Coach Awesome has we would t be where we are today. Give that man a fkn medal!!!
Yeah the scariest ones are politicians!!
You know what they say about guys w huge tattoos of that? Tiny feet and stuff. And tiny 🍆’s obviously.
@mzprettymess.bsky.social I saw “💙pet photos” in your description so I’m obligated to share 🐶 A baby pic and a recent pic.
On the good side, as a human, I wouldn’t want to be in the same room as that guy so those who haven’t briefed him should be thankful. The bad side obviously is that millions of Americans will suffer because of that. But I’m a glass half full kind of guy just looking for ANYTHING positive.
“American Workers First” flag blocking the windows of American workers from receiving sunlight is a pretty apt image for the current state of our country
I didn’t read the first 7 words of this post excitedly assuming it was an ad for some kind of 🍆 enlargement therapy or anything. I swear.
Conservative outrage over a logo change > Conservative outrage over deceased and hurt children bc of guns Abortion bad. Fetuses are people that need to be protected and cherished and not aborted, until.. well until they become people. Then F them. They can fend for themselves I guess.
Conservative outrage over a logo change > Conservative outrage over deceased and hurt children bc of guns Abortion bad. Fetuses are people that need to be protected and cherished and not aborted, until.. well until they become people. Then F them. They can fend for themselves I guess
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My teen daughter knows to do whatever it takes to get out of any unwanted touching or SA situation. Kick. Bite. Scratch. Poke. Gouge. Scrape. Stab. Slice. Whatever it takes. Do it. She will not get in trouble for hurting a monster. I’ve told her 50x and will keep reminding her forever.
Conservative outrage over a logo change > Conservative outrage over deceased and hurt children bc of guns Abortion bad. Fetuses are people that need to be protected and cherished and not aborted, until.. well until they become people. Then F them. They can fend for themselves I guess.
“Who me? Everyone loves me! Nobody has ratings like me!!”
I’m in ok shape. Imagining the amount of cheeseburgers it would take me to achieve double of trump status (aka “dump”) makes me drool AND feel sick at the same time.
Just don’t let Ross from Friends be in charge of the annulling. He’s kinda not good at that
But he got kicked in his nipples instead.
I’m gonna just try to be this guy:
My dream -based on the hatred of the gop, these awful policies and the horrendous future our kids will get..that the 5 seats GO THE WRONG WAY - OUR WAY! And in all the other bootlicker states Then Gavy gets the Cali seats and there you go-huge advantage to finish this on the correct side of history
@flakphoto.news PLEASE drop me a tip on how to start my book. Not a title… not an opening line…but something that will kick start me each day —— 🙏 please 😀 The book will be a love story. With zombies and aliens and maybe a few “honest politicians”.
Word!
Wait … go w me for a second… what if the other person in the equation is MAGA but has lost faith in it, and is having serious doubts… and your body and seductressness is the tipping point for the other and they flee the dark side! I wish MY body could do something that isn’t taking out the trash.
That’s from the book of MORON
We exist. We fight. We cry. We don’t know what to do next. We watch the Mets. We dream. We wish. Some of us pray (I don’t) but anyone can. But yeah. This is some scary sh!t. Adopt me,Canada. I play hockey.
😆 imagine Joe B outlives him by a decade 😂
😂exactly my feeling!! 😆 😆 Wait checks American Passport Dammit! I live here. I’ll spend the rest of my days trying to explain and educate those of the maga ilk how dear leader is destroying our once great country and slowly, and with hard work and barely any rest. Meh. I’ll golf a lot instead
That’s some serious trunk in the trunk.
Imagine in the end it wasn’t an actual health issue (like the candles or the wrist spots etc) but it’s because JD Vance made his move and offed him?? What would be the bigger story…. The presidents passing or the fact that JD Vance DID SOMETHING?
The words “facts” and “fox” sound so similar but are truly so disconnected. (I should be asleep but here I am trying to be clever to impress a Super Hero and I don’t think it’s working zzzzz)
Keep. The. Receipts. Screenshots make it easy!
Just start w $230ish Million for alligator Alcatraz
And the current line of succession ain’t likely to be any batter Vance Johnson Grassley
I tried really hard and all I came up with was “It’s Crocodile Sundee” and I’ll try harder next time.
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As an American… Can’t argue the first point.
I think the religion already exists 🤦🏻♂️ Just look for the red hats
One step closer to martial law, which I believe would cancel/delay the midterm elections.
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In case you’re not paying attention, we are ALMOST here in the good old USA 🇺🇸 (Pic from a scene in Airplane 2)
Dammit. ***What a miss….*** That was a real MAGstake there. My bad.
What’s miss by JJ. He SHOULD have had Maxhell also say she “never saw JJ do anything bad” in that whole molestation by the wrestling coach thing.
Wins BlueSky for today!
I TOO had lunch with a handsome guy. Although he tried to eat a sock. But who am I to judge 🤷🏻♂️
“Again” assumes it’s happened before in this marriage.
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL “SUMMIT” EVER.
You forgot to: Capitalize everything Put things in “quotes” for no reason Make spelling/grammatical errors
I’d rather be #woke than be any/all of these things: Racist Homophobic Afraid of things I don’t understand A hypocrite A pretend alpha A fake Christian In a cult On the wrong side of history Brainwashed An abuser Grifter Russian agent Friends with a war criminal What else am I missing?
Ben is right, we MUST share this everywhere. There's a reason why the NUMBER 1 FOCUS has been on building up this HUGE paramilitary force, with an unlimited budget, zero requirements or experience necessary - just a zeal for roughing up, & abducting minorities. It's FRANTIC. youtu.be/xuSNmjqY2d0?...
Red carpet rolled out for convicted war criminal on US soil because if he went anywhere else, he would be arrested.
Amazing! The 🏈 Gods will look kindly on this! Related: goodnight BSKY! Headed to FanDuel for some Panthers bets!
😂 and they call us the snowflakes
On American Soil. Because said murderer is a wanted war criminal anywhere else in the planet.
They should have 3 options to vote for in CA: 1) No. Don’t redraw 2) redraw to get the same amount seats Texas steals 3)redraw to get double the Texas seats What would you all vote for? We all know the answer is 3.
Gives off old man from Family Guy vibes who is infatuated with… Chris
My brain is having trouble processing this. In a good way.
