Going to unveil more gold leaf in the Liberace mausoleum ๐๐๐๐
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Going to unveil more gold leaf in the Liberace mausoleum ๐๐๐๐
He's rocking that ponytail ๐๐๐
Trump in bed by 7pm ๐คก๐๐๐๐
Thought he'd have learned his lesson after interfering in American politics ๐คก
Wish they'd hurry up and confirm it, still waiting for the Putin rumours of ill health to show results ๐โณ
Perhaps Melanie has hidden his phone ๐๐๐๐๐
For someone who doesn't like people coming to his country he seems to spend a lot of time in other people's countries ๐
If he's not playing golf this weekend then he must be dead ๐๐๐
Has she tried a St George's flag that usually works ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐๐๐
If a high velocity round through the ear didn't kill him then he won't be dead now ๐๐คฅ๐๐๐
Haven't they got a football match to attend ๐
He's weighing up how much profit is in it for him more like.
First change, the button on the desk will go from calling for a diet coke to calling for more eyeliner ๐๐๐
Bet he's great at chest compressions
Something for Trump to look forward to ๐๐๐
Patriotic songs yes that's the answer, bit like hanging St George's flags everywhere ๐๐. It's always the simple solutions that fix the world's problems ๐
Another fake Christian who thinks slapping on a cross and chain will work miracles ๐๐
Escaped the rubber room again ๐
Is John Cleese in it?
Probably selling for a quid on Temu ๐๐๐
Prayers are overrated, about time people woke up to the fact nobody's up there listening ๐
So why's he fucking about in other countries trying to change their politics ๐ค๐คก
Stick with it ๐. Even if you did no more to it, it works for me ๐๐
Now they've solved all the crime what else is there to do ๐๐๐๐๐
Be afraid America, he really thinks that's true ๐คก
Trump likes the sound of Supreme Leader, I can see him adopting it ๐คก
What a pathetic, spineless bunch of sycophants. Cowards who will trash Trump as soon as he's dead just to save themselves.
Thank fuck for that I was wondering when they would, keeps me awake at night ๐
What's that growing on his top lip, must be something he picked up kissing Putin's ass ๐๐
Bruised hand reports to hospital concerned about the fat orange growth attached to it.
And now Trump has directed Hegseth to form and train an elite army of stormtroopers ๐ค. Sounds like Trump wants his own SS guard.
Not sure I see the attraction ๐ค
No doubt the book will be banned in America ๐
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW EXCEPT ME! There fixed it for him ๐คก
Hope you're wearing your Saint George's flag underpants underneath that outfit ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐๐
Wait until MAGA cultists find out their emperor isn't wearing any clothes ๐๐๐๐๐
Probably another thick yank who's just discovered there's a world outside of America ๐
And once Farage is in there'll be floods of salty tears ๐ฌ๐ฌ
Vance probably didn't there was a world outside of America until he holidayed in the UK ๐๐๐๐คก
Make them simple so even an orange idiot can use them ๐๐๐คก
I bet it still took your money though ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐๐๐๐
He obviously knows fuck all about history ๐๐๐
Russia have accepted his application for political asylum ๐ค๐๐คก
Wow that's one hell of a collection of lips and assholes ๐๐๐
The rot needs to speed up then ๐๐
Inside and out
He's gonna need taller hats or smaller wording ๐๐๐๐๐คก
Trump's got shares in black paint producers hasn't he ๐ค๐๐๐๐
All it means is a liars gonna lie ๐
Red lines on walls, white lines in pub toilets
Bet they were caught red handed
My doctor has just told me to avoid a long list of food - prawn cocktail, pate, tomato soup. And thatโs just for startersโฆ
Which one is yours, the turd at the back or the one in front ๐ฉ๐ค
Apparently just waving a flag is the answer to all problems ๐๐๐๐
Make it into a TV series and you won't have to ๐๐๐๐
You can't just fill a plane up with people and expect to land in a country unannounced and drop them off ๐๐๐คก๐คก
So much for nobody's above the law ๐๐๐
He's fucking certifiable ๐๐๐
There's more than enough malign influence coming from within without worrying about foreign interference ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Bit pointless when they get broken on a regular basis and most notably by the people running the country. Hypocrites!
Wonder how many of them made sure they were signed up for UK benefits before becoming immigrants in Spain ๐ค
They see Benidorm as little England, Blackpool with sun ๐. Probably make zero attempt at trying to speak Spanish eirher.
Damn they found the missing ear ๐๐๐๐
Don't believe that, Trump wants everything painted gold ๐๐๐๐
It would go down a storm in Benidorm and Torremelinos ๐๐๐๐
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Was its name Donald ๐ค
This should be a warning about staying up all night watching QVC and impulse buying ๐๐๐
Brilliant ๐. The Orange Gollum.
He was only available during the school holidays ๐๐๐
Bordello
Gormless fucker ๐คก
He needed a pat on the head from Putin ๐
Trump will start a war with Mexico to cling on to power.
Once the Fag Ash Fuhrer gets into power Engerland will have it's own national anthem, Right Said Fred are penning it as we speak ๐๐๐๐๐๐
It's because they've got nothing else.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter! ๐๐๐๐๐
He refused to wear a football shirt ๐๐๐
A lot of talking, a lot of promises, a lot of maybe's. No details, no concrete conclusions, more flattery, plenty of ego massaging. That about covers it I think ๐
I bet they all had to buy Trump merchandise on the way out. Trump will insist on Zelensky wearing his branded gold trainers to the next meeting ๐๐๐
Seems to have been a lot of talk but no detail. Nothing was decided that cannot be undone, depends on who Trump speaks to next ๐
He forgot to add, "I shall immediately propose him for the Nobel peace prize as instructed." ๐๐๐
He's gone for the Parisian Bordello cibe, how appropriate ๐๐๐
The next president is going to have a massive refurb on their hands ๐๐๐
Looks like he's up all night buying shit on the shopping channel ๐๐๐
Just looks like someone who doesn't understand what the adults in the room are talking about. Trump probably had the same bewildered look too ๐๐๐
He obviously isn't claiming him ๐๐๐
And he ain't joking ๐
Good job she clarified it was Putin he was referring to, sounded like he was talking about Trump ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐คฅ๐๐
Yes, he promised not to release the Epstein files ๐๐
Does that mean it's beyond poor Donnie's capabilities to end it then ๐ค๐๐๐๐ 24 hours my arse ๐
Trump probably gave Putin the flags ๐๐๐
About a solid as a Trump promise ๐๐๐๐
I notice he doesn't want the Great British Empire to reclaim the American colony ๐ค๐๐๐ what a ๐
Doesn't this nob realise that his illustrious leader Farage wants to be bossed about by America ๐๐๐
He's just a fucking child ๐๐๐๐
Anything Trump says or does is pointless and non binding. Any deals he makes today will be worthless tomorrow. Once he gets his hands on the peace prize then he'll walk away.
None of those fuckers even believe in God ๐๐๐