He’s hilariously named Mr. Castillo.
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He’s hilariously named Mr. Castillo.
“We have discovered Heaven and have begun a mission of destabilization of God’s Regime.”
Well you heard the man!
Shooter McGavin on TNG s3e15. Yesterday’s enterprise.
It was one of these situations
DSA won’t rule out primary challenge to Hakeem Jeffries 👀
Platner: Our taxpayer dollars can build schools and hospitals in America, not bombs to destroy them in Gaza.
so yeah, i think we can say he’s not fetterman at least
He’s obsessed with the mailman. Damn you vaccines!
We need a Hakeem Jeffries of the right.
Was certain this headline was gonna say something else after Rep. Jerry Nadler.
Oh my god he’s so blue
Platner: I believe that input from working people is far more important than input from someone who simply has money. I believe that we shouldn’t be settling for crumbs while billionaires eat the cookie we baked.
Nobody said it wouldn’t be fun
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Her son is 6 years old in that picture
That’s it, taxes are no longer taxes, they are investment in America.
Why is this dork wearing a suit to breakfast?
richard dawkins and sam harris walk into a bar. bartender says what are you having. harris says i'll tell you what i'm not having is a crisis of faith! no faith no crisis! god isn't real! dawkins winks and says i'll have what he's having. bartender grabs his baseball bat.
I think blueskyism to the extent it exists is a good thing. Decide on the correct thing, then bully anyone who disagrees, it’s good. Nobody is handing it to Hitler just for engagement sake, at least not without running back to X crying.
Wait a minute. Isn’t this Joe Biden?
It doesn’t seem like any of his actual boring machines have completed any projects? Only machines the company has purchased. Most of these boring machines are traditionally custom built for the job, also not sure how the auto casing would work with the significant dewatering you would have to do.
If a few health professionals say something you don't like, all said it and we should destroy the CDC. If a few students say something you don't like, all higher ed said it and we should end academic freedom. If the president and his party does something, that's one guy spouting off, let it go.
You can’t take any of this seriously when it’s been the conservative main goal to destroy faith in government and the fact they will take every opportunity to do so, there is no correct move which will make conservatives go “wow, good job, that’s exactly what I would have done”
I think what I love about the internet this weekend is we have gotten to speed run this and have “the best part of my day” every time we log on, or hell, even refresh. youtu.be/Xv7eeMikM_w?...
Lady you are making your children developmentally disabled!
He’s just some random guy, has never done anything worth note whatsoever
Is Donald Trump dead?
It’s @ real Donald Trump everyone!
I don’t understand is Mathews just making a joke, what does he mean by one of the senates great weirdos? He’s seen the senate right?
If Putin wanted to be a real stinker he could be like “I tried to call President Trump but he was unavailable?”
At least it’s proof that city beautification and park maintenance reduces crime.
Send like he “goes to the golf course” but doesn’t play golf, maybe secret Dr. visits at the club.
Seriously tho his hair doesn’t look right in any of these hat pictures
That does not look like Donald Trump.
It had been on the news about Donald Trump might be dead, I wasn’t drinking at the time but some people I was with were, and they had this funny idea what if we got into the Biolabs and infected the President with Brucellosis, as a joke, because you just need a dose of colloidal silver to cure that
It may have been when RFK Jr vomited blood all over the President after the cabinet meeting on Wednesday.
An echo chamber of rational consensus
I think I’ll watch this movie today, for no reason in particular.
Good Bluesky user: equal rights for all. Dipshit poster who loves GCM for one reason: well yes, equal rights for 99% but don’t be so absolutist you have got to compromise and pledge fealty to Gavin Newsom right now or else enjoy the camps! Good user: fuck you Media journalists: Bluesky so mean.
I always think of the Roma as more street smart.
Just as we can reduce crime by instituting martial law, we can raise test scores by making the schools jails and forcing nonstop learning, or anything in between, doesn’t mean we should.
Love how the posts are him learning new and contradictory information at each stage yet he still doesn’t have the full picture. It’s like the blind man describing an elephant.
The best day of his life
All this place really needs is more sports content and it will be 🚀
happy labor day
Interestingly the 1 lb of beans soaked up exactly 1 lb of water overnight.
Add back bacon, 4- 6 cloves chopped garlic, 2 handfuls mex. Oregano rubbed through hands, 1/4 cup tomato sauce (bc I had it in fridge) 2 packs Goya sazon (or a woke msg of your choice) Black pepper Add the beans Chop 1 bunch of cilantro Fill up with water Cook the devil out of them beans
Beans recipe: 1 lb pinto beans soaked overnight, rinsed. 1/4 lb fancy bacon, cooked in beans pot first, rendered down, remove bacon 1 large white onion 3 stalks celery 4 carrots 2 jalapeños, seeded and rinsed bc gringo Finely chop all veg or food process, add to pot w bacon grease, cooked for 10
Just occurred to me I look at seasoning ingredients for the MSG exactly like how I look at cold medicine ingredients for the pseudoephedrine
Yes this is him.
Another way to say GOOD NIGHT. Is REST IN PEACE
Look, we’re not the Bureau of Horse management we’re the bureau of Land Management and we managed to get all this alfalfa off the land so you’re fucking welcome!
Yeah just relocating old bodies so they don’t cause a PR nightmare.
The only thing English intelligence has actually done the past 20 years is harass English Muslim people.
Stomach feels like it wants to both throw up and shit and it can’t make up its mind so everything is just at an uneasy uncomfortable impasse. Damn you fried shrimp.
“Oh so you don’t like Kamala that means you will vote for JillSteinEnjoyTheCamps!” Then they get mad for 4 years because of the 100,000 Jill Stein votes that absolutely did not make a difference.
Rudy’s business partner rushing to the hospital
Rudy whistling for his security guard/driver to come get him in the rented Ford Bronco.
3 HOURS AGO, a metahuman called the HAMMER OF BORAVIA attacked Rudy Guiliani in the state of NEW HAMPSHIRE. 3 MINUTES AGO, Rudy Guiliani lost a battle for the first time.
Every evil act this man engages in was enabled by Democrats.
These guys knew how to party
If the situation were reversed I promise republicans would be 5,000x more annoying about it. Mike Johnson would be knocking on the White House door demanding to see Joe Biden’s body.
To be honest I’ve been doing this for 10 years and it doesn’t seem to matter but this time I feel the wind is at my back
Look I know it’s silly, but it works.
Wait just one minute. If this pouch has 9 mg of nicotine then why doesn’t it taste like poison?
My kids take me sitting on the couch and turn it into a completely unenjoyable experience.
I don’t see why we can’t just continue to believe that he has died.
Medias guys of course going the wrong way with this entire thing and taking all the fun out of it by crying that the President won’t proof of life.
This video makes me so upset
The zoo has come to town!
The multiple firearms found in the vehicle are for promotional purposes only for The Mayor’s new supplement line.
Rented Ford Bronco.
May we please have some unauthorized statements?
they're spending more time and money on plans for turning gaza into a coastal resort for pedophiles than they are on plans to rescue the hostages
If they start talking backwards you know you went one curtain too far.
Is Donald Trump dead?
We solved immigration too and have ended 6…. No, 10 wars!
dc was an abbatoir, a kill box, the streets ran red with the blood of innocent whites. but now it's a paradise, took less than a day to fix it! im a genius
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
Colloidal silver has turned him from red to blue
Rudy still has a driver’s license?!?!
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Is a better story if he was wearing pants
Who could force that solemn day three weeks later.
Lotta of things could be fixed in this world if there were enough jail space reserved for the liars.
This is a cruel world, but not that cruel.
Makes me think there’s gonna be a lot of “why wasn’t he wearing pants” this? And “why was his BAC .22” that?
Lmao. The preamble to this. America’s mayor, Mr. 9/11 was heroically saving the day, and then some other stuff happened, and then he was in a car accident.
Arby’s breakfast bag!
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides