Not until we nationalize Starlink and SpaceX...like we just nationalized 10% of Intel.
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Not until we nationalize Starlink and SpaceX...like we just nationalized 10% of Intel.
Competitive districts in some red states.
Chappaquiddick je ne sais quoi
Trump brought back Truman's "The Buck Stops Here," but it's installed over a Deposit slot.
Someone told him he's fulfilled all the prophecies of the Second Coming...and this new batch of Adderall is the shit!
Joe should announce all his future endorsements by riding bicycles with them in front of the White House. And do the post ride interviews on Amtrack.
This week's special: Broke Back Ribs only $12.99
Let's call it "The War to End Epstein." The Iraq War was dubbed "The Gulf War" by the media. Let's do this.
With this level of shade, the Rev is invited to Brunch.
Rubio must have been Trump's last horcrux.
On the upside Hallmark movies will have a "star" with some rizz...or what passes for rizz on the Hallmark Channel.
"Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you've gotta be is 'ORANGE' in America, to get whatever you want." -paraphrase of Lucy, Chauncy Gardner's caretaker in "Being There."
Someone had to take over the "jobs Americans won't do."
"C'mon peeps this is "Fake Trump!" Vance and Miller have pulled off a coup and they needed Fake Trump to finish the take over. Vance's oligarch has no use for the money-sucking MAGA rural base: Autopen EO's, Violating Posse Comitatus, etc. #TheilsSteal" This is what they would do.
I blew out the candles on my birthday cake.
Do what MAGA would do. Don't retreat, double down: Whoever comes out, it's a body double: Fake Trump.
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Yoda-level analysis.
They need it for the cattle cars and processing for the "camps."
The Few. The Brave. The Punchlines.
And condense the election cycle to something like 6 months. Canada limits it to 51 days, but were not evolved enough for that.
Newsom-level shade.
Reminds me of that X-files episode about incest: "Home."
Mrs. Bowers you know you shouldn't chop onions and type at the same time.
Did they check the restroom? The audience may have been confused, the restroom is where she usually gives her speeches.
Could be worse. You could be the work colleague who shares an office with him who will get to enjoy the cabbage...post processing.
Your Susan Collins impression is great, but now do an actual Minority LEADER of the House. #Action>Words.
We get it Hakeem, you do a great Susan Collins impression. Now get back to work and try leading for a change. bsky.app/profile/hake...
I love the cops' embarrassment.
Just in time for him to be redeployed to Chicago to rip a father away from his family. It's time for soldier's to pick a side.
It should always be in reaction to a Republican Action, just like California's was the day after Texas Republicans voted. That way comments like Johnson's "illegal power grab" comment land like a wet fart at white party.
I know everyone will want to move straight to impeachment, WHEN Dems take over the House and Senate. (God willing and the election ain't cancelled) But we should start with an accounting of expenditures. It will be fast easy to understand and will come with receipts.
The Japanese "Instrument of Surrender" signing on the USS Missouri would beg to differ. "We hereby proclaim the unconditional surrender to the Allied Powers of the Japanese Imperial General Headquarters and of all Japanese armed forces and all armed forces under Japanese control wherever situated."
Their biggest fear isn't Mamdani. It's the success of his programs that keeps them awake at night.
Go, take the money and donate it to the Mamdani campaign.
In a move to stop the hemorrhaging, Cracker Barrel is announcing a retro-redesign to entice it's target audience.
Cracker Barrel is an excellent place for immigrants to hide. No one goes in there.
Trump comes out as world's first high-strung pot smoker. Although it does explain the McDonald's obsession.
Because the 6 conservative Justices on the SCOTUS no longer believe in the Constitution or their oaths of office.
No hero, but entitled to equal protections under the law.
It's not even about Bolton. It's about equal justice under the laws of the United States.
They'd have to be able to define it first... ...And "everything that doesn't make me the most important" ain't it.
If there's one person you don't want to play FAFO with, it's Mother Nature.
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Has anyone heard of the new 24-hour virus: Electionidice. The only treatment is calling in sick and exercising the rights guaranteed by the 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th Amendments. VOTE!
Their goal: No place for factual history to reside.
As long as he's bringing up familial connections, let's look at the "Pratt" name origins... "'Pratt' is a slang term primarily used in the UK, meaning a stupid or foolish person." Frankly, he's best when someone is writing what he says, while he stands there looking pretty.
Oh my God
Republicans can't govern, but they're iconic drama queens.
TBF he does think it's spelled "Piece." And he thinks I should have won that in the Eighties.
Proof that a soul is the glue that holds the rest together.
They should go through the whole award ceremony, except the medal read "KNOB EL PIECE PRIZE." I doubt he'd notice until, salt-in-wound, Eric Trump points it out.
He should wear an exact copy of what Elon Musk has worn to meetings at the White House.
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Putin should take notes. Kim Jong Un sent a "beautiful letter." And now Trump makes our soldiers crawl just like they do in North Korea...
Only in North Korea does the President make his soldiers crawl...until yesterday. MAGA is making our military weak!
While crime in their states dwarfs that of D.C. Republicans send law enforcement to take strolls in safe D.C. neighborhoods. Republican governors don't care if their citizens are victims of crime. Republicans can't/won't govern.
Subway-Sandwich-seating-area-at-a-strip-mall chic!
Putin is no golf ball on a Trump golf course.
Parent Day at boarding school...and Dad actually came.
To paraphrase, "I knew John Kennedy. John Kennedy is a friend of mine. Hakeem Jefferies is no John Kennedy announcing the moon mission."
Look how Trump is mimicking Putin's body language, but hanging his head so as not to challenge. Compare it to his body language at a NATO summit. Worst poker face ever...
Careful you'll get Stephen Miller all worked up... "Miller then made her big reveal about her husband’s condiment preferences, saying that mayonnaise is “the only thing my husband eats.” “With french fries or, like, period?” Vance pressed. “Period,” Miller replied."
tar·iff /ˈterəf/ noun: tariff; plural noun: tariffs a TAX or duty to be paid on a particular class of imports or exports.
Made me wonder who was the first canceled person in history? Hatshepsut, Egyptian Pharaoh?
Forget an "Air Bud" reboot...we need a Jason Bourne remake: "The Bone Identity."
Wally Waddle on the left.
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If you live in DC and are active on normie social media sites, you should be flooding the zone with videos of boring peaceful life in the city.
When you don't like the answer...reach for the "White Out." (Anyone born after 1990 will have to Google "White Out."
Pirro hatin' like someone is messing with her whole box of Chardonnay.
Tell the guardsmen: "This isn't who you are! Don't attack your neighbors. Resign and just go home." The true believers will slink off in a Penske truck, when they see THEY are the authoritarian minority.
Remember what they said if Democrats were elected... ...We could've had taco trucks on every corner!
Who?
Chinese-made MAGA Hat: $1.09 Chinese-made MAGA T-Shirt: $1.13 Chinese-made MAGA Mug: $1.28 3 Chinese-made "Made in America" labels: 09¢ Sub-total: $3.30 1500% Mark-up: $49.50 Retail (Before Autograph) $52.80 50% Tariff $26.40 US consumer pays: $79.20 Shitting on the Emoluments Clause: Priceless
The word you're looking for is "merde."
Bring the "perps" to justice no matter who they are!
A chart showing billionaires will be shown next...it's called "rare income."
Seems strange Republicans are upset Democrats left to ensure all Texans are represented, while Congressional Republicans fled the Capitol to hide the crimes of powerful pedophiles. I don't think Republicans understand what Jesus meant when he said "Suffer the children..."
Their names would be part of the public record that way.
"The Trumpstein Files?"
Ghislaine Maxwell🇬🇧 is now living better than 85% of MAGA. 🔥🔥 A child trafficker goes to a minimum security prison, but if you cross the border you go to alligator Alcatraz...
EVERYONE needs to start calling it the "Epstein Ballroom." If the "Epstein Ballroom," becomes the new "Watergate" of corruption, it won't be built.
Avoid corporate options. Look for accommodations that are privately owned and operated, restaurants that are family/owner run, small business stores, etc. Go to state parks and national parks. Patronize businesses most like you.
It must have been delicious.
Israel has recreated the Warsaw Ghetto. They have become the very monsters their forefathers survived.
RFK Jr. is the Republican Heinrich Himmler. They are turning the entire US into an extermination camp.
The White House is claiming Donald's vulgar, new gilded ballroom will be finished "well before the end of his term." No, it won't. But then I realized they didn't say *which* term. And he isn't building it for other presidents to use. He is planning a third term. www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...
The "Epstein Ballroom" will be the biggest government boondoggle since the "Bridge To Nowhere." Mainly because Republicans cancelled cancer research to pay for it. The GOP is turning the entire US into an extermination camp.
Do not watch it live! Do not give it ratings! Make MAGA pundits toxic to viewership. Media is not loyal to Trump, they are only loyal $. Anything of interest will make it's way online.
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Just today in the White House, admitted statutory-rapist Lawrence Taylor got a literal pat on the back from Trump.
Trump's "Epstein File Ballroom" will replace the "Alaska Bridge to Nowhere" as the cautionary tale of ridiculous US government spending. Mainly because we cancelled cancer research to build it.