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Understood! But for us, in a macrocosmic historical sense: it feels like we had a cousin we loved and grew up with. We became roommates in college but he got addicted to opioids and is now stealing our stereo as we try to study. We know that’s not you so please lean on us and we’ll get through 💙
The long game of living like a piece of crap is that, eventually, you get your moron foot caught in a moron trap. 🪤 Old Donald did bad things, we caught him, pressured him and now his veins are collapsing. Excellent. Everyone enjoy because after we have to fight the crypto bros and they suck! 😂
Let’s see how good Ai really is.
Steroid injection 30 mins before. 10 min statement. Back to death bed. Works for me.
This is about as polite as Russians get. Garbage culture.
Obviously! 🙇♂️
I hope the escalation is Russia sinks into the Ocean and becomes a gigantic coral reef. 🪸 This would help the planet in the inverse way Russia effects it We got this good guys
Mafia States maybe sound cool in a John Wick “I wanna feel tough right now!” way. They just sociologically, don’t work that well. You’re just beating people until they barely work for you and want to kill you if given the chance. What a bunch of class 12 stupid heads
Pride. It’ll speed it up. His ego will ignore the real doctors.
How did Rudy Guiliani fracture vertebrate when he’s a spineless piece of shit?
PS - Muscle also shoots you right to the top in NT society. I have been surrounded by millionaires as part of my previous work and these infinitely wealthier people than me still put their eyes down when I walked by. I don’t need that validation but just reporting from the front. 💪🏻 trust me.
I am diagnosed ADHD + Gifted I am undiagnosed Autistic (tendencies) I have to hide from literally every human in my life, at least for parts of the day. If I wasn’t so physically strong/resilient I wouldn’t have made it. Muscles help folks. Sounds crazy but gain muscle as a sponge for pain ❤️
Oh, watching them try to replace Trump is gonna be the best part. Quote me later. It won’t work!! I’m in history, trust me, it will not work and never has. I can’t wait !! Sure - throw anyone up there. Won’t work.
Why not though? We should live like a village more. These silos suck! Have a shower! What you need Dawg?? Who cares!? Freshness is always on the menu. (I take 3 fast showers a day omg the best)
Not only is it Labour Day, but everyone who has to carry, you know, EMPATHY, get to just read rumours of Donald Trump dying. A beautiful day ☀️!!!
“The time is always right to do what is right.” - Martin Luther King Jr. No more waiting.
Well, from my view: - They get twisted daily joy watching brown families get torn apart. - it will be weird but temporarily shelving your empathy may be healthy. He killed many people and each one matters a lot. He would give you no sympathy. His followers too. Remember that and enjoy this.
1. Canada 2. Information to help me avenge my dead Ukrainian ancestors. They matter more than my own life. eg . If the West screws over Ukraine on weapons, I donate to drones best I can etc I am not rich, but every dollar I can scrape up I can provide a % of economic warfare against Russia.
Oh even better: It’ll be extra slow as they will try to put someone else up there to act as Trump. It won’t work, will be cringe and delicious. You can’t replace a cult leader. His followers are having fake weddings in their attics with his face on a mannequin. He dies. 2 weeks martyr. 🪦 👍🏻
Him taking so long is actually extending the joy. I say this only behalf of all who died because of him. My emapthy is temporarily locked in a safe on the shelf. Right-wing people enjoy seeing others hurt. Well assholes, now it’s our turn 💪🏻😀👍🏻 Another racist and sexist dude off the board.
Man, nothing helps your depression than watching footage of daily life in Russia.
Absolutely. I find some humans just have one slogan for each topic, say it and stick to it. This is the one about the French. I guess if something can’t make you money you shouldn’t learn it? 🤷♂️ The French will (gladly) burn half the capital if they raise the retirement age a day America 🍔
People make fun of the French but they can be quite violent when bothered. I’ll enjoy that on our side!!!
Yes - the classic playbook is you CAUSE the problem then provide YOURSELF as the solution to this problem. Then rob it all once in. Classic. Ya know, maybe men can, ya know, go to therapy instead of killing and raping everyone in foreign lands Jesus Christ you fucking inhuman right-wing idiots.
I say this only on behalf of all the people who died because of him who cannot speak now: Die you old racist anachronistic inhuman trash. We are putting the 🥂 🍾 on ice!!
😂 “Dying? This is GREAT! Next adventure coming up!!” - Morphine Anyone
This way Donald ➡️ 🕳️ Get in the hole big guy.
I mean, the title can just be: Old racist guy hit by car. Not that interesting. He’ll complain about the talented brown nurse, take pictures with staff and hopefully get in the 🕳️ One more racist and sexist off the board 💪🏻
Damn. Wearing a hat with another man’s last name on it. Right on the forehead. Oh maaaaaan that’s rough. Please fathers, try raising your sons well instead of just having sex and leaving. Oh man.
Absolutely! My extended family was 80-90% killed by Russians for honey and some horses. Think about that. I, and many other Ukrainians will fight until our fingernails fall off. Bad exists, (and it is powerful) but Ukrainians are showing Good exists as well - and it’s MUCH stronger 💪🏻 🇺🇦 ❤️
How does the caddy approach this? Jesus Christ 😂 Get the hole dude! Enjoy :)
Like, we don’t attend little meetings where we bring guns and tell each other how tough we all are so it might feel lonely but you are not alone.
I’m not being sarcastic but if it helps the American mind and expands the good guys here’s a fact: Marc likely got richer by being brave. Can you get richer by being brave? Why not try?
100%. You have every right to flood the zone just as they did. Read about how Coral grows and cleans….
They are trying to do what Russia did: - Take about 8-9 extremely wealthy guys, put one at the head of each dept (Forests, Trains, Banking etc) - ENSURE they capitulate to the leader replacing (what should have been) the better father figure they lacked in their lives. - Abuse population for $
Precisely! One of the core strengths of our morally considerate human group is that we are not a group at all. We are lots of people (who don’t worship anyone as a God) chipping away at this system in a billion small ways. There is no pyramid to break, true humanity acts more like the T-1000.
And the bad news?
Liking the posture folks! Liking the posture!!
Stephen Miller looks like the villain in a movie about tax audits.
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
Never mind that his fucking head looks upside down 😂
Trump did not say this. If I may suggest to consult a linguistics professor for the show - this is an imitation post. Too structured etc They would break it down better…
You’re getting grouchy God. You getting enough Mitochondria dawg?
“I’m late for work! F*cking Mitochondria!!”
Man, isn’t it a funny coincidence that all the European leaders are pissed off AND Russias Refineries are blowing up every 8 hours? History lesson: the Russians originated as just the crappy Germans who went East. Crappy German cousins. Who’s the shittiest person in your family? That’s them.
I mean, if he spoke this whole dialogue backwards it would be about the same value. Maybe less destructive. What a CLASS 2 DUMBAROO
This could also be a rough metaphor for humanity. Brilliantly Stupid. Stupidly Brilliant. I’m surprised Starfleet hasn’t just blown us up and mined us for Cadmium 😂 Maybe soon…
Absolutely.
I’m not sure what’s up 🤔 But I gotta tell ya folks - he ain’t getting healthier! 🌲🪦🌲
Oh man, this guy would be perfect for a casting call for “Asshole Republican who cuts his own hair” in a Hollywood film. 🎥 Beautiful specimen!!! That southern diet definitely doesn’t make men look like they eat cigarettes. Definitely not. 👍🏻
This is great news! 🗞️ I mean, I would also love if 10,047 vengeful Werewolves appeared from the forest and started eating all Russians but hey, I’ll take what I can get! 💪🏻 🇺🇦
Right wing groups are scary because they all move together under their authority figure, who tells them what to do and they do it. Left wing groups are scary because we aren’t fuckwads and have no leader. There is not organized structure to attack. This breaks their “pyramid only” minds endlessly.
A narcissist would not stay off the camera this long. It could be anything; but a strong possibility, (statistically at his age and garbage level) that he is currently hidden in bedcare, possibly dying or receiving treatment… and humans with morals are excited #colesnotes #trumpdeadquestionmark
Do these guys ever look in the mirror and say: “I’m a f*cking idiot!” Probably not. It’s probably something like: “I’m Dean Cain.” and then he goes into a private text thread with a fawning aging superfan while he watches tv of himself and nods. What a class 4 dumb dumb
Thanks for your words, you are not alone and this helped me greatly :) As a 2E Intense/Gifted (diagnosed) | + ADHD (diagnosed) + (what I assume to be a scoop of autism) - it’s very tiring. Going my full speed is not appropriate and alienating. The name “Gifted” brings envy so I have to hide it.
Anyone who ends up trying to take over the whole world ends up in the garbage. Greed will lead to overreach to unsustainability to rebellion to destruction. Ask any of these assholes from Any point in history from any part of the planet. Keep it up!!! 💪🏻
It feels like there is ONE sane person left on the planet and it’s this guy!! Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 We’re going exactly no where. Good luck moving us. You’ll need about 3000 years.
Great answer! Keep it grey and moving. Good guys have to 🇺🇦 Thank you Germany!! 🇩🇪
You know he means politely heavy arms
I mean, I thought all these guys were just some sort interchangeable cursed Confederate apparitions stuck mentally in 1865. I didn’t think it mattered which one died like the Hydra lol 🐍 This is just some gross confederate cat bounce to me. Losers!!!!
Do they know we all see through this like a B-Movie plot? “Hello, I’m Professor Villaine. I’m new in town…”
I appreciate the word “insanity” but you are under a Russian assault - it’s just a different type of multi-faceted human group weapon. As a Canadian I can see: they want you all poor, tired, despondent and mentally defeated (unable and unwilling to fight back). Good news? They’ve been too slow.
Oooooo big complex 5-minute study. Anyone else see this as a 5-min study inflated to seem deep? RFK: “Uh, right, Stats people. How many shootings have we had? Ok. Ok. How many took gender drugs? Ok ok. Uhhhhh. Right. What’s next exactly?” Stats People: “You’re our boss sir.” RFK: “Oh.”
I know “History” doesn’t make a lot of money but I’m telling you earthly fuckers it (and sociology) are like, the MOST important subject. Countless dense lessons that would melt even a Republicans evil heart. Massive trends and predictions. Pure knowledge. My stocks do well because of history!
Anyone else love how she is sounding more pissed off. Like can’t hide manners anymore?
Pardon my lack of clarity! 🙇♂️
I mean they should knock Trump this way etc pardon me
Thank fuck for these Angels!! 👼
Perfect. Please do one where all your staff praise you like a toddler who just ate peas. 🫛 Q1: “Gavin? Why are you SO Gavirrific?” Q2: “Gavin. Thank you for making summer nights longer. Because of your extra sunlight, 10 orphans found parents.” Q3: “Gavin the Giver? May I call you that sir?”
This makes sense but the permanently intelligent people will never succumb to that, can help coach it back, and will forever vote Democrats. Your fear here, for example, has its roots in care, empathy and intelligent preparation. You’re the reason we’ll be ok 🫂
Anyone else feel like this guy just walked out of a cave and a suit fell on him?
It’s not even that deep. There are no lizard people. Putin is using Trump and the GOP and easily tricked white men into attacking the beautiful USA from within. You are experiencing a Russian attack. Know that.
Oh this is great! Yeah for sure, burn all of Russia down. Earth will be fine.
Key word to focus on here is “think”. It might not be as ubiquitous as one would imagine. They “do” and what they “do” is baselessly terrifying.
Yeah, but America just put a Hooters INSIDE a mini-golf course. Checkmate.
Let’s be honest - this guy is in politics because he has an amazing road sign name: 2 syllables, Chocolate-Chip association, could be one word if needed. As a marketer - that’s a dream Politician name.
Who taught him these 7 long words??? 😡
Ukrainian culture values Empathy, Intellect, Heart and Ingenuity Russian culture values Anger, Obedience, Fear and Pessimism I wonder which country will hold out longer? 🤔 🇺🇦
I just don’t think a Russian soldier being beaten by his superior would quite understand this quote the way a Ukrainian soldier might: “People will fight well enough for gold and glory, for home and hearth. But if they perceive the cause to be just, they'll fight like demi-gods.” ~ David Gemmell
Does anyone else feel like these are Kindergarteners in adult suits? Like it looks like someone “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”’d a bunch of children pretending to run a meeting in a schoolyard. I imagine this is what it sounds like 😂 What a bunch of Class 2 Salamis!!!
Yes but if the consultants are 1860’s Confederate soldiers in modern suits it uh, it’s probably not gonna, ya know, WORK!
Humans tried to be “perfect”. It doesn’t work. You can make a $5 million dollar French garden and one of the leaves will simple be brown. You can’t tame humanity this way with forced manners. We just all can’t mask this much for something that sucks.
That’s so kind Nancy but I think Marc must run on some sort of energy plasma units you can only get in certain parts of the galaxy. But I’m sure he’d appreciate the gesture!! 👽
I just kinda assume we are in this guys TV show and we’re gonna win. We are 40% through the show. Things are bad but hope springs …
Marc! Whatever planet you are from we REALLY appreciate you lending us some of your time to tidy this thing up! Thank you sir!!! You are not alone 💪🏻 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Yeah but that 30% tight as fuck dawg 😂
Is anyone gonna ask about their parents. All of these peoples parents BOTCHED IT if you need a “Daddy” this bad.
You can feel the beer boiling his brain. What a CLASS 3 DUMBAROONI
Hint hint humanity: We can be like Star Trek.
What a right-hand bruised loser!
Cmon cells, you’ve had enough. It’s been a long life. Take a rest big guys.
I believe your 80 million are all pulling out there small rock hammers and chipping away at this thing as we speak. It’s gonna be slowed by thousands of elastics, not a nuclear weapon I feel.
He’s almost there everyone!! 💪🏻
Have some dignity for yourselves Jesus Christ that fifth Porsche just ain’t worth debasing oneself this way fellas for the love of fucks sake Jesus this is hard to watch
Amazing! Haha There is something about a kind man/person who doesn’t want to fight but will. Highest calling. “Real men punch UP” is a saying I like for my tribe
I’m guessing he’s Ukrainian. I’m Ukrainian and this guy is EXACTLY like my dad. Maybe a values thing… An Unscared Santa Clause is exactly what most situations could use. Truly love JBs empathy. He is wealthy but no wealth will ever soothe his broken heart for others. Beautiful man working. 🇺🇸
This guy REALLY likes being a Nazi. What a class 4 dungus!!! I say we blindfold him and send him into a zoo at night. Just see what happens!
Fucking Klingons wouldn’t enter Chicago if asked to stay away.
Racism: Yes son, their skin is darker. Humans evolved across the planet and some parts had intense sun. Their skin evolved a brilliant defence and made it darker to compensate. The end.
Oh, I hope it’s artery bursting day today! Trump, they have great golf in the afterlife (I bet!) - we are all very excited for your upcoming heart episode!!!! Go for it big guy!!!!