Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Why anyone listens to the health takes of a man who looks like a melanoma waiting to happen and sounds like low-grade emphysema will forever boggle my damn mind.
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Why anyone listens to the health takes of a man who looks like a melanoma waiting to happen and sounds like low-grade emphysema will forever boggle my damn mind.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. Looks terrible. I should fly out there and investigate further.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
The 60% answering “no” are the same people who are now wagging their fingers at the trans community for declaring that they will not support Gavin Newsom (or anyone who thinks trans rights are negotiable) if he ends up being the Presidential nominee in 2026.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
See now that’s no fair because if I beat the crap out of a Boomer now it’s elder abuse.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Then don’t expect a Democrat to become President, I guess.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s not kid ourselves. No one is “breeding” with Temu Dave Franco over there.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Gut says Ravens are gonna win. Idk I just don’t trust our defense.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Paging @doh.wa.gov and @governorferguson.bsky.social
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the above.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
citation: www.propublica.org/article/ment...
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
(alt text -- Headline: Trump’s Rollback of Rules for Mental Health Coverage Could Lead More Americans to Go Without Care)
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
it gets better www.propublica.org/article/ment...
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Such an odd thing to say after Trump just rolled back rules protecting mental health care coverage.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
He says while the Trump administration gleefully makes mental healthcare harder to obtain
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is a melanoma waiting to happen
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
At this point, intentionally or not, Schumer is going to be the death of the party. The olds in the party keep thinking the Boomers are gonna live forever and the Millennials are gonna move right, and they are wrong on both counts.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
He gets it.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
They have to be invited. Like the vampires they are.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh well file him under “E” for EDGY
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao they’ll shit their “Try THAT in a small town!” asses when they realize what you can’t try in big city.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so they are proud members of the Face-Eating Leopards Party. I notice they are not leopards.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly how many is most? Where do these people live?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Replace Hakeem AND Schumer with people who can meet the moment. These guys are not it. I am tired of strongly worded letters, and zero active resistance. GET EM OUT. Give me someone who will FIGHT.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
This is softer than baby shit. Just quit if this is the best you can do. Let someone with a real set of balls do what needs to be done.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
I don’t need you to tell me the news. I don’t need “Welp the GOP needs to stop him!” I need you to figure out how YOU are gonna throw sand in those gears, otherwise what good are you?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Gee, if only you were in a position to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, PATTY.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
LITERALLY WHY THE T.A.C.O. TRADE EXISTS. You give Trump even a little pushback and he crumples like Tim Stutzle taking a dive.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
I want ICE to be so unpopular you actually CAN assault an officer and there won’t be a grand jury anywhere in this land that will indict.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
At which point we can agree this iteration of SCOTUS is an illegitimate body, right? We can just ignore their rulings then and finally REALLY get into with this administration.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas we’ll get $.03 out of the auction because it’s all just sprayed with gold metallic Rustoleum and Trump is laundering what’s leftover into his own accts
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Force em to show their hand Force em to overturn it and admit they are in on the authoritarian grift.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk maybe the voters deserve to be insulted rather than coddled for having the dumbest, softest positions imaginable. Anyway, if you’re content with other people being marginalized, then no democracy for you. And no democracy for them. Y’all are gonna learn about solidarity or die under a dictator
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Everybody delete these QTs RIGHT NOW and just LET THEM GO. We don’t even have to DO anything—just let them be stupid.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
They understand, but they won’t comply.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
The husband IS the 5th child now.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Teddy Roosevelt would whoop Trump’s ass for the attempted comparison.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
“I knew Teddy Roosevelt. You, sir, are no fucking Teddy Roosevelt!”
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I did my good deed and added an extra reminder that caving to Trump’s bullying tactics or even giving a hint that they are willing to normalize the kidnappings going on will only result in more bullying and pressure from the administration, not less.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
once again, i'll suggest that perhaps the reason the broad public thinks democrats are weak is that when confronted with situations that demands that democrats loudly and proactively stand up for their values, democrats shirk from the fight
Evan Greer (@evangreer.bsky.social) reposted
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
I want to see more headlines like this. Let's pump those numbers up!
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, kids: baseball bats, hammers, chains, cast iron frying pans, molotov cocktails, knives, etc. are still on the menu. If they take me, they're taking a corpse, js.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
It has less to do with football and more to do with weather.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Plot twist- it’s all spray-painted styrofoam that’s attached with double-sided tape.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Basically from now til January is my favorite time of the year. Let’s goooo
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
10% of a laggard in the chip sector lmao of course he wouldn’t pay up for a winner.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Granted, this is the same group that includes a demographic that wants to go back to using the hard R casually, because “moron,” “idiot,” or “shit for brains” just won’t cut it for them.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Do you wanna know how soft America is? The prospect of expanding language to accommodate the evolution of our society terrifies Republicans to such an extent that they will publish entire articles shaking their finger at people who dare to be respectful and inclusive.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing Republicans love more than a manufactured cultural crisis.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg I finally blocked that kid. He just couldn’t get a clue the conversation was over.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not entirely sure what it would be like to be a boy that is so upset by not receiving everything patriarchy promised him that he gluts himself on sci-fi and then becomes so delusional that he thinks he’s an alien, but it must be a pretty sad existence. Anyway. Byeeeeee.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure there’s a man somewhere who would find all of this fascinating. You should go find him.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy I’m not interested in your nerd talk. Take it someplace else.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonderful. Can’t wait.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to agree that men don’t need women. However, if they don’t need women, then why do they try so hard to keep us around? Why do they turn to us because they feel lonely (surely you’ve heard of the “male loneliness epidemic”)? It doesn’t make sense.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s put your theory to the test! Have men leave us alone and let’s see what happens.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better! So men have no excuse to be bothering women at this point, it seems. So, maybe, as the alien ambassador to men, you can tell them to just find solace in each other’s company rather than feeling entitled to our time, energy, and bodies.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Women are not the ones who are, by and large, trying to keep men in their lives. We are not turning society upside down to keep men around. And if all men need us for is a couple eggs, well, we can hand those over without ever having to interact with men. Do you think men will leave us alone then?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, hey, then, once men build these gestation robots I’ve been hearing about, all we have to do is donate a couple eggs, and they can do the rest of the work, including raising their offspring. We don’t even need to see each other for that!
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
You tell me. Because if they didn’t, why would they work so hard to make sure we have to stay in their orbit?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Real talk: men need women. Men wish women needed them, but we would be perfectly fine without them. Safer and happier, in fact.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, the best argument supporting the fact that women don’t need men is, if we needed them, men wouldn’t have had to build an entire society based on subjugating us and trying to force us to be dependent on them via centuries of keeping us out of public life, keeping us from owning property, etc
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Some certainly can. But I’m also a woman, so… Hey, when you’re done cosplaying as an alien-slash-angry little buddy, remember to put a costume in the laundry basket, not on the floor so your mother doesn’t have to pick up after you in addition to doing your laundry
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao ooh big feelings for such a little guy
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao you’re doing a lot of caping for a sex you (allegedly) don’t even belong to. But hey I hope men pick you or whatever.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s men who are obsessed with subjugating women, and never the reverse. I take it as a sign that men desperately need women, whereas women can function quite well without men. How embarrassing for them. To pretend they are somehow better than us and yet are so dependent on us.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
A. Asking for you to support your claims with evidence isn’t criticism. B. Regardless, politicians *should* be scrutinized and criticized relentlessly. Praise when they go above and beyond, sure, but never let them get complacent.
Sandy Johnston (@sandypsj.bsky.social) reposted
Kudos to the reporter on this article for pointing out that the attitudes of the crowd at this public meeting didn't match polling on the topic, but man, people will really just say anything, huh? www.wgrz.com/article/news...
City Nolan (@ndhapple.bsky.social) reposted
The population of Buffalo and greater Erie County has done whatever the opposite of exploded is.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shame you can't bring this fire to leading by example for aiding the unhoused and standing up for the trans community rather than thinking you need to throw a marginalized demographic under the bus for Centrist Points or whatever. Principles, not polling, maybe.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Boo, Cubbies. Boo.
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
yo hegseth stole a wallet
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
To allow him on the field *and not bean him ceaselessly with baseballs. Boo, Cubbies. Boo.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
*has done it to others He's no friend to the unhoused.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey now. McCarthy probably just still has a 15% coupon he needs to use!
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Pro tip: if you're crying about creeping Fascism while also deciding which demographic you're willing to throw under the bus to preserve YOUR rights, you're part of the reason why there's creeping Fascism
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean we're halfway there already precisely because you've decided that some people are worth less than others, obviously.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone who has the spine to say, "Either all of us have rights, or none of us do. The trans community is part of OUR community, and this campaign throws NO ONE under the bus." Why is THAT so difficult?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have hope, all it means is that your standards for what you should expect from our elected officials is way too low.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I really don't need another anti-trans Dem. Throwing our trans brothers and sisters under the bus ain't it.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
He deserves better than that.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Different "M" word, JD. You meant to say "MOCK"
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard El Salvador has a pretty secure facility. Maybe we can send him there. Goodness knows he's as good as a terrorist.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
I don’t know that much about guns, but I knew immediately they were talking about that goddamn Sig once I saw “known to fire at random”
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Oh boy the Bills defense gonna burn us another year, huh?
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Bills defense looks so smöl
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Or when they can pretend they are the REAL victims here.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
I’m just here, with my laptop and matcha, listening to some kid scream about the Cook contract on WGR and hoo buddy that boy needs to touch grass.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Welp that's one way to increase the colon cancer rates. apple.news/A9Qz53bg4TsS...
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
oh my god I remember how fun that used to be
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
RIGHT?!
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
No more women in your bedroom. No more women in your kitchen. No more women cleaning your skid marked underoos. We're gonna make like Medusa and fuck off to a secluded island and not bother anybody.
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social)
Every time I read a story about how badly Las Vegas is doing
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
Aye!
Jaime (@vitiaetmores.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn’t a partisan issue. Just release the files, and whoever is on it, is on it. We’ll go from there.