CenCal Mike
@cencalmike.bsky.social
Where cynical and snide collide.
created November 15, 2024
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Trump is trying to earns that Peace Prize by getting so many countries to get together. Probably not the scenario he envisioned, but whatever works to be able to sit next to Obama and say “I got one too.”
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Whenever thoughts and prayers are suggested, it is also suggested one should not "politicize" such events. This negates the whole "thoughts" aspect.
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Pre-football game and Sunday morning political talk shows are two things my life is lacking, much to my satisfaction.
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And SCOTUS so far has said, "we'll get back to you, maybe, someday. Call us in 2029. We'll see who is in the seat then, before we say what a President can't do something."
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The corporate overlords demand reporters emulate the unquestioning groveling that the overlords practice.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Not true. The NG has spread onto strategic deployment of mulch.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Attacking others without inanimate objects is called a fistfight. It’s the inanimate objects that make encounters deadly.
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A continuation from the 1st term, gutting US intelligence of anyone with working knowledge of Russia. Putin must be so proud of his minions.
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Put a jar by the door to drop change into. You can say you pay your Jim fee.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
My aunt has a pair who love to taunt her dog. They get on the ground, get the dog riled up, chasing them, and they scurry just high enough they are out of reach. Then they chatter at the dog. Once the dog settles down, they start again.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Kristi Noem’s voter outreach program with Latinos is probably helping to keep those numbers up.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Guaranteed Pedo Taco is getting a cut on whatever is made on that data mining.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Just hired and already has a workman’s comp claim. I knew employees like that.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
You would get the same greeting as those wanting to use peyote on religious grounds. Doesn’t conform with the SCOTUS ideals for what’s religion.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
There could be multiple lawsuits about this and SCOTUS would just have a conga line set up as they rule “lack of standing” one after another.
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Had a bud in MA to do work on equipment. Had to go to “Pibidy”, pre-smartphones. Finally called the customer saying he was lost. Where are you, they asked. Peabody. You’re in Pibidy!
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He says the rule of law is eroding and forgot to add “mission accomplished”.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
I follow you because you are a wonderful break from the yelling in my timeline. I love old movies and learn from your posts.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Including the service members who marched in it.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of like popping "The Seventh Seal" in the DVD player to brighten your mood with a good movie.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
The "government death panels" become a reality. They used to be privatized, with insurers running those panels.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
No, just asking where this armed response is. Have you seen it? Ever seen a single weapon in a confrontation with ICE? And what is going to happen when it occurs, Mr. Armed Confrontation?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
If you live in a district turned into a "safe" red district, be sure to vote and get every D you know to vote. Make them earn those red districts. They may find out they aren't as safe as they hoped.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Seen anyone actually show up with weapons during these insurgencies? Keep in mind, PEdo Taco and his ilk WANT bloodshed to justify sending in more troops.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
It's amusing in a sad way that MAGA World attacks the Minn. Gov. when he says he's sick of t&p as the answers, not actual action. "Oh no, he's attacking religion!" The only religion he's attacking is the gun cult.
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Let's be honest. He will give pure BS answers, won't care and neither will his boss, because they don't respect Congress or the American people. At least 1/2 of the Rs present will defend whatever he spews, because FU, that's why.
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to supplement the one under it?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascist takeover coming soon to a neighborhood near you. Be compliant or be gone. Your choice.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
They generally follow up the insults later with saying those people complaining at the town halls were all "outside Dem agitators bused in by George Soros" or such rot. It's never disgruntled Rs, who are loyalists to the core, according to the politicians.
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RFK Jr. was nominated to satisfy the conspiracy loving, ivermectin-taking, vaccines-will-put-e-markers-in-your-body wing of MAGA.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know who that black cat is, but he's very good. Almost as good as me.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome. My son's HS Choir would go to a festival every year in SLO. On the day they would head home, they would tour Hearst Castle and perform in the grand dining hall and the enclosed pool. The staff drew to see who led them each year.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Draws the line at windmills, however. Absolutely no windmills offered.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
The porn stache is making a comeback.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
And the members of the Cabinet took an oath to uphold the Constitution and protect against all enemies foreign and domestic. How's that working out? Their loyalties are similar to the Tesla board's. Beholden to who put them there and little else.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Between school shootings and protecting pedophiles, "thinking of the children" is not in MAGA's lane, except when thinking of children in inappropriate ways.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
The full meeting is available on FansOnly. NSFW
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but is your quality opinion based on consumption value or weaponization value?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
“Depends on your definition of ‘inappropriate’. With Eppie and me, he was never inappropriate.”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
“These guys are the best in the business. They know their stuff.” That is exactly why RFK Jr (putz) doesn’t want them around.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Noem will start doing “pop-up” camps, like she’s a budding restaurateur. “Follow Kamper Kristi on X to see when we’re in your neighborhood with her ICE delights!”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in the SF Bay Area. I recall the smog of the 60's when we couldn't see the hills just a few miles away. CA has many air pockets due to the terrain. It isn't like the Midwest where it blows 100s of miles away.
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Nat Sandwich Assoc says don't drop your guard. This regime could come for your sandwiches at any time. Defend your right to every sandwich from Oreos to footlong hoagies. Don't let these commies take your sammies.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally. Every day I curse my gas can for pouring slowly. "If only my gas can poured at a higher rate!" I cried to the powers-that-be, as I shake my can-holding fist.. At last, I've been heard. I can work on my refueling times during yard work now.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
No pearl necklace, having broken it clutching them so hard and so often recently.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, a large percentage of the voting public just thinks, "Yes. That's what I wanted them to do. The more cruel, the better."
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
"Could be home, working my regular job, making my regular pay, but no. I'm a frickin' trash picker in DC on Nat Guard pay. Some emergency duty."
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Including the twit who said it. One of the Crypto Bros told him they could do that and he was impressed. After all, they have more money than him, so they must be smarter.
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If only there was a viable alternative to add energy to the power grid powered by coal and petrochemical-burning power plants. Nah. What a ridiculous thought. They can do it all.
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Pulled the two agents available not dedicated to shredding Epstein files or raiding the homes of political opponents?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this count as a school or church shooting, for statistical purposes? Just want to keep up on which are getting shot more.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
His people know all about wind, because he breaks it every time he opens his mouth.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Any money on his dropping her in a few years for a "trophy" wife ten years younger, because "that's what alphas do?"
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Got news for him. TS can buy and sell her fiancé. She probably could buy the Chiefs. Chuckles should stay in his lane.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
You should feel honored to be given the privilege of reading my rude and unnecessary commentary directed at you personally. Blocking such only deprives you of my vast superior knowledge, I tell you in all humility.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would that even be a story? You aren't a teammate or family, who cares what your opinion is about their wedding? Even if you are...
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Fry?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad I don't have to wake up in the AM knowing the highlight of my day would be humiliating myself publicly in service to the dumbest person in the room, who happens to be my boss.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
The 2A came about because: a) colonials didn't want standing armies, such as K George had in their communities; b) they hated being taxed to fund armies. That's why it's tied into *regulated* militias. The militia could be called out and everyone could bring their own musket.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you SCOTUS. You created the monster. This is on you.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting, the blockhead says they will issue statistics on the blockchain.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for posting this. My son was a Air NG. He said it is definitely not advisable to disobey an order to deploy.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Boy is he going to be shocked if he ever opened and read a Bible. That is one woke book, not to mention he'll have to report reading much of the OT to his son.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bit cruel to condemn the N Guardsmen deployed to cities. They aren't like the Proud Boyz joining ICE so they can whomp heads. NG get called up, having to leave their regular jobs to go do whatever they are sent to do. Their domestic duties are usually helping in disasters.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until the grand jury rejects his case by throwing their own sandwiches - at him.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Knowing how much he likes his name on things - Cracker Trump?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when the right wing went bonkers because Obama bailed out the Auto industry by buying stock in them?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
They got their hand slapped the 1st time for grabbing him so now they are determined to make a point. He is the “Russian hoax” of this regime. Keep lying until everyone believes.
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Hedley Lamar is too smart to either of them. Here is Trump at work, with Stephen Miller assisting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolI...
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And Japan saw they were in danger of going that way quickly.
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“Too Jewish”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Once built a low sturdy fence around my tomatoes because our Lab/Pyrenees mix would lean on them. Wasn’t high, because she couldn’t jump more than a couple of inches.
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Gonna work up a Number 6 on ‘em. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQ8...
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ICE will have him on the other side of the world before then. "Yeah, we flew him out. Watcha gonna do? We work for Donald Trump."
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MS-13 tat smeared. Needs to drop by one of the internment camps and have a better one put on.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
ZaSu, the belle of Santa Cruz. She had an interesting face. She could be gorgeous or comedic.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
No planets colliding today on Trump’s watch. Should get the Notable Space Prize or something. Obama never got one of those.
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SK Pres to his aides: “Remind me again, we’re getting some sort of benefit out of my having to listen to this imbecile, yes?” Aide: “Just smile, pretend you don’t understand a word. It’ll be over soon.”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, he is the biggest security risk. That entourage should be watching him, not others.
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Nat Guardsmen are simply deployed. They didn’t sign up for this. They aren’t like ICE. Most probably don’t want to be called from their jobs and sent out on the streets wasting their time.
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MAGAts are the bullies who point and cry the minute someone finally fights back, saying “They started it!”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll have the disjointed chicken with risotto. Waiter, may I see the wine list for that nectar that makes the meal complete?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Bone spurs make it painful to move them. Old war injury, you know.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
In the grocery store today, one guy was pulling a large box of small pumpkins. I looked and said “already?” He rolled his eyes and said “can you believe it?l
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has the advantage in his lack of vocabulary in the 1st place. He has no choice but to talk to America at a 4th grade level.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Son, I went with the turkey club. Not the biggest, but those toothpicks did a little extra damage they weren’t expecting.
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Both were confused, thinking Nancy Mace would be there.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
You expect the lawyer who didn't check the box for a jury trial to understand the difference between majority and plurality?
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Reportedly, there were more outside wanting to go in at the Mace rally, but got delayed in the genital screening line.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
If ever you needed an expert on "I saw nothing" Gym Jordan is your man. Having much experience at being that person testifying, he knows when a witness is credible when saying, "Nothing happened that I know of."
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
“So you are admitting to fraud, is that what you’re saying? Finally found some of that waste, fraud and abuse we’ve been hunting!”
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Another day closer to opening Trump Gaza. “Hey, you starving people need to move. Playing through.”
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This is an idea coming from one of the new non-DEI studies funded at a JuCo in SD with funds confiscated from Harvard. How do we deter migrants coming over a hundred Miles of Trump Wall for under $2000 with material bought at the nearest Home Depot?
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Didn’t the GOP lose its collective mind when Obama arranged to have the government buy shares in US auto makers to bail them out? Now it’s OK for the govt to buy shares of companies?
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He was no different than any other gentleman there. Always very friendly, very friendly with the girls, er, ladies.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
DeLoreans did have a little lock box under the seat to stash the magic flying powder.
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Illinois to Bondi:
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They usually go with the shorter "I'm a victim."
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn't know better back then. We don't have live with the mistakes of the past. Y'all wanna split off? See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
CenCal Mike (@cencalmike.bsky.social) reply parent
Texas (to CA): "Hey, that's cheating! You can't copy us."