The grocery chain near us paid hourly employees a buck or two extra "for hazard pay" during lock down while their CEO made millions that year between bonus, salary and stock options. rat bastards
Love squirrels, dogs & cats; family, sometimes. people ... meh. Glad I live in blue state with water and ground that behaves. Encounter folks who don’t read or believe anything but certain podcasts but they’re sure they’re gonna get cheap eggs real soon
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The grocery chain near us paid hourly employees a buck or two extra "for hazard pay" during lock down while their CEO made millions that year between bonus, salary and stock options. rat bastards
Melania tossing his crap on the lawn
Freedom of choice meant MAGA voted and Dems stayed home.
Yeah, but will they also handle lawn and garden maintenance?
omg who will perform lawn maintenance in that case?
Wait, you don't believe he was serenely being driven (folks with spokespeople don't drive themselves) down a street when he was flagged down by a DV victim? Happens to people every day, I'm sure. A face & demeanor that inspire confidence.
Sometimes Siri actively plots my demise, while other times the bitch just messes with me. Case in point: I asked her to play Thoroughly Modern Millie, she couldn't find it in my library, then started playing Pink Pony Club. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Thoughts and prayers
“nothing can change the shape of things to come” from Wild in the Streets.
Probably measuring them for his inaugural dress
What are the current odds on death or disability?
Either Commander Inaction or TWAT, take your pick.
Like any of those contractors would ever be paid anyway
No coupons in this week's paper, so here's a 9/7 insert preview – one Save deranged.me/9-7-insert-p...
Saturday Sampler freebie: organic Nixie Zero Soda. Clip by Sunday and redeem by Monday. deranged.me/saturday-sam...
Because Brainworm Boy has a very peculiar idea of healthy.
I'm in Chgo suburbs & want to know if the Guard will be here soon ... or do I still need to cut the grass & pull weeds.
CR only $14.77 with new sale! Lock in a couple of years of favorites for low rates with this new sale. deranged.me/cr-only-14-7...
Or feign outrage over increased insurance premiums
You know damned well Trump will get cutting-edge, top-of-the-line medical care while the rest of the country ... won't. Buncha hypocrites.
My guess is this interview is meant to reassure Trump backers who undoubtedly (with reason) consider him a political liability who rode an ex-addict, broken home, hillbilly horse to as far as it could take him. A lightweight blown every which way by changing political winds.
schmuck
Christian Nationalists adore little kids ... just not in the way of most people.
Money doesn't guarantee good looks or health.
Maybe having the National Guard should be rebranded as replacing landscaping people who were deported instead of them taking over a city. I'd be okay with free mowing and tree trimming and trash removal.
He’s offensive without any need for a name change
Lord, I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Has she considered a career in comedy? Big strong crying men everywhere you look nowadays it seems. Except for where reality lives.
But what about the Epstein Files?
The original bruise reminded me of the blue stamps the USDA puts on the fat of cheap cuts of meat in the grocery store. Oh, wait, that's probably what it is!
Big men with tears in their eyes, cryng "Sir, sir, thank you for all you've done! Please cancel those liberal policies even if you have to take on dictator powers for a short time - we trust you."
I wouldn’t be so quick to name this “off-the-charts” because there’s always tomorrow. Don’t set your expectations too high.
Don't you feel that without his - and I will admit this - incredible charisma, all the theater and spectacle will fall apart when it comes to the almost universally-disliked couch humper? Loyalty to the grifter-in-chief is supreme. Don Jr. would love to take the mantle, but he's a coke joke.
or diapers
FAKE! He's never worn a military uniform.
And the first World War negotiations went so well for Germany that they decided to do a reboot less than 20 years later.
The gold is as real as the gold in his wallet.
Throat ain't where they're grabbin'
What is the point of Kristi Noem?
Sell Intel stock now! We know his business track record.
I'd wager her definition of inappropriate behavior would differ from most people.
Just imagine if he's this sexually unappealing at 39, what hope does he have over the coming decades. Or would that be not-coming decades?
I read this as "and I've been played by some master dealmakers."
In reality, he's the not-so-great Pumpkin. Larger, maybe, and certainly more gassy.
An intelligent and articulate woman speaking her mind? I'm shaking in my stilettos!
I'd be more interested in what address the Afterlife uses. I mean, do they get direct delivery or have some sort of postal boxes?
What's wrong with her face? Looks like Caitlyn Jenner, another Trump supporter. And yes, I make personal attacks on everyone's appearance 'cause I don't play nice. Of course, making fun of the Trump freak show isn't really that difficult.
Given the attention span of Felonious Chunk, I'd say Trading Cards are the more likely outcome. You know: Japan 15%; India 50%; Russia -1500%
I hear it’s 500%. No, it’s 1000%. I even hear it was as much as 1500% down this week!
Has LenCrafters chimed in on eye exams yet?
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Why does every one of them claim not to know the answer to the question and "they'll have to get back to them" or attempt to gaslight the questioner? A rhetorical question, obviously, because the person in charge would be expected to know what policies they approve or funding they pull.
Is there a govt (Heritage) program in place to allocate percentages? How would they differentiate between undocumented white Europeans and brown Mexicans? Or Asians? Inquiring minds and all
6 Free Photo Cards @ Walgreens. I call this shot the Joad Family reunion, as I bring Pita to SIU for the next two years. Good thing they provide the furniture, 'cause minifridge & microwave took up most of the trunk! deranged.me/6-free-photo...
Apropos of nothing, but why didn’t all those people in Logan’s Run get watery eyes and start sneezing once they left the filtered air of their home and encountered Mother Nature in all her allergen glory?
Such a pleasure to see Tom Lehrer on this post. Used to listen to TW3 back in the dark ages. Vatican Rag was a favorite
First time seeing a nag ride a horse
Well, why haven't they found any yet? Put women in charge (at least temporarily -3.5 years ought to be good to start with)
Well she should know nip and tuck surgery — although IMO, hers seems to have been done with a Groupon.
And if he buys tickets this far out he can get a great rate! Don’t delay!
He has old bamboozle talent!
Our see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil Speaker.
And maybe switches to sugar Coke, although with the lack of progress with cholesterol, I’m not holding out for diabetes anytime soon!
The people making current decisions will be well-insulated when that day comes, either from death or golden parachutes.
Only thing that’s changed are the diapers
Democrats: We do it all the time
Well, I thought silence is golden
Concert in park where they’re playing “Burning Down the House” and I’m wondering why they’re excluding the Senate.
Demonic interference would explain so much of the MAGA botched plastic surgeries
It’s been a hard week for me - whenever I hear fireworks I’m not sure if they’re celebrating an early 4th or he’s dead. Spoiler: early celebration
I can’t wait to see what his constituents pull out of his ass!
It occurs to me that quite a few Republicans are gonna be out of office and chased by seniors waving pitchforks after midterm elections … and they get no secret service protection :)
At a local band concert that had a Salute to the Troops part with the VFW and it made me wonder: Will we now have to establish a Veterans of Domestic Wars?
Get that man an escalator!
Repurpose one of those golf trophies; he'd never know.
The MAGA women's lips?
I'm surprised these grifters haven't submitted a bill to Iran for terraforming.
Cat has mega-powers! Because having an actual bookmark is always better than using paper, cutlery, hair brushes, etc. Walgreens: 4 Free Bookmarks w/ code deranged.me/walgreens-4-...
I think you have to assume he doesn’t get the complete truth from his lackeys, who only tell him what will make him happy, although his capacity for self-delusion is obviously high. Leading in polls? Check. ICE raids making voters safe? Check.
I liked her better as Scarlett Johansson.
Vance would be great because most of Trump's people despise him; he has no charisma & the personality of a soiled dishrag. MAGA is addicted to Trump & without him (say, due to stroke or something equally nasty) it would be a sh*tstorm with everyone turning on each other.
And grocery stores mark up prices before they start BOGO sales
Final Hours for Costco Groupon - are we entering toilet paper stock-up days again? deranged.me/final-hours-...
We’re rapidly unifying in our hatred of the POS.
Everything in his life will happen on one magical day - one that never actually occurs.
So I guess the Nobel is completely off the table now.
Must have been on the Signal chat …
And that would be the last generation born in America :)
When you're tired of paying library book damages, it's a no-brainer to switch to magazines for any activity that involves water or food! deranged.me/the-discount...
Saturday Sampler: Gatorade Water. I keep a water bottle on my nightstand; unfortunately, staying hydrated means getting up 187 times during the night to pee. deranged.me/saturday-sam...
Blow up that Father's Day picture with this new code. deranged.me/1-99-poster-...
It's true! ... and those pants do NOT make your ass look fat!
This is who runs this account. Prince is such an awesome look!
So we had no purpose for the first 150+ years. Or were we just waiting in the wings like the Prince of Wales.
Encountered truth, probably.
I thought he was there as part of the G7 entertainment package! Pretty soon Mumbles is gonna make it G6.
Is that the wall they're always talking about?
Bring it on, Fat Boy! I live in Pritzker’s Chicagoland and we’ll be waiting.
My daughter, holding our sign in Chgo suburbs. Large crowds
