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Daniel Lincoln Nolting

@dlinolt.bsky.social

Artist, Librarian, Bass player

created November 13, 2024

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ModgePodge fat Elvis plate fetish

1/9/2025, 10:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or just avoid Nate Silver

1/9/2025, 9:53:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happens when you drop ChatGPT in Rock Creek

1/9/2025, 5:22:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're at fuckin war with women

1/9/2025, 2:14:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hillary gets detained at a Jamaican sandwich shop

1/9/2025, 12:32:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god he looks like hell tho

30/8/2025, 10:28:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets start with congress and transparency of personal records first ...

30/8/2025, 8:05:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brawndo. The correct answer was Brawndo. Thanks for playing, preach!

30/8/2025, 3:35:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is dumb

30/8/2025, 3:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fiction/fact & art/life are now officially inverted

30/8/2025, 3:25:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who would have known bone spurs were contagious

30/8/2025, 12:57:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The butt-hurt is big with this clown

29/8/2025, 1:54:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda depends on how they turn out

29/8/2025, 2:08:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A real shame that this storied name is being sullied by an equally ignorant buffoon. Dragging it all down with him…

28/8/2025, 7:10:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll happen in “two weeks “

28/8/2025, 6:42:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

They go in thinking they can save him. If you can't read the script or play the part, you're gone. People in it for the long haul (Rubio) have learned to suppress their inner death, but that will only last for so long...

27/8/2025, 9:24:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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India is not that low-hanging… there will be serious ramifications

27/8/2025, 3:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cant wait to read accounts of 'inner-circle' when this is all over, that is, if books and literacy are still legal

27/8/2025, 10:57:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is wrong with these people!?

27/8/2025, 12:16:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss that old country where people were presumed innocent

26/8/2025, 8:18:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s something about her, I just can’t quite put my white scabby finger on it…

26/8/2025, 6:24:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m more worried they’re gonna AI him ala Weekend at Bernie’s

26/8/2025, 3:55:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

To go after anyone of color (immigrants, students, judges, governors, mayors…) is 2nd nature to him

26/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re a couple weeks away from drowning witches

25/8/2025, 10:43:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s taking something. Either gonzoed out or rambling incoherently. If/when the press realizes that, then we’ll start to see the surrogates…

25/8/2025, 9:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so sad. Where is his family? Are they all just that scared of him?

25/8/2025, 3:57:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

its just a fun outlet. don;t have to get too ANALytical

25/8/2025, 3:53:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question: How do you fact check incoherence?

25/8/2025, 3:52:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why they want to diminish books and education

25/8/2025, 2:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, come to think of it, I never witnessed Genghis Khan slaughter anyone

25/8/2025, 1:24:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smart guys but unfortunately not as photogenic heir Train-wreck. Gonna need a splash player to get past the fog

25/8/2025, 11:04:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dude makes slime look stoic

25/8/2025, 8:52:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought they just sold cheese and crackers

24/8/2025, 11:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He stole trumps accordion hands. Must be in the running…

24/8/2025, 11:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He totally wearing a diaper

24/8/2025, 11:24:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nationalism freak off

24/8/2025, 11:23:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taiwan #1!!

24/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loved Clinton as a President. He turned the economy back around and did some good things for working class. But that doesn't grant him any redaction from the issue at hand.

24/8/2025, 9:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stay away from the top of the staircase, Melania

24/8/2025, 9:16:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:42:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something worse. It’s always something worse with this cat

24/8/2025, 7:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dementia on full display

24/8/2025, 6:51:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cmon. Focus, CNN

24/8/2025, 1:44:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cnn.com head(s) must be on the “real” Epstein list- nothing to see here!

24/8/2025, 1:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the press doesn’t cover this exclusively for the next two weeks then I’d say it’s fair to assume that the press is as corrupt

24/8/2025, 12:40:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

See you in hell, jerk

24/8/2025, 1:39:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Lincoln Nolting (@dlinolt.bsky.social) reply parent

Should be a requirement in elementary school. Also, teach them writing proficiency on paper before ever typing. Now get off my laws…

23/8/2025, 1:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(In Ron Howard voice): “ And it was at that moment that we realized Kristi had not stepped in dog shit, and had indeed released an IBS induced explosion from eating an expired Caesar salad…”

23/8/2025, 12:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re hidden in his mustache…shhhh!

23/8/2025, 2:55:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dou

23/8/2025, 1:08:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once again the Big Man goes after a heavyweight. This is bigger that putting a tariff on those penguins

22/8/2025, 11:18:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It to mention silicone gloves that work like glue on paint

22/8/2025, 11:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squirrel!

22/8/2025, 12:53:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The level of humor required to appreciate this is unattainable by the average Trump voter. The scales have been tipped. Just wait until Gavin starts invoking North Korea style adulation in his parodies.

21/8/2025, 11:49:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. Just like those freaks with the fetus posters harassing those downtown medical workers

21/8/2025, 8:18:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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amen

21/8/2025, 6:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The irony is that AI is dependent on high powered advanced search which is dependent upon (wait for it) … exclusive diversity

21/8/2025, 2:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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strange times

21/8/2025, 1:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DOn't piss off the elder hippies, brah

20/8/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@msnbc.com Why are you guys yelling? This isn't passion - its adjusting to your combatants' hearing aid making a spectacle with decades old talking points...

20/8/2025, 1:36:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Again: this is not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

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19/8/2025, 8:31:09 PM | 16318 7278 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we’re just posting grandpa’s brain farts now?

20/8/2025, 1:32:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When stupidity is a commodity it’s probably not too difficult

20/8/2025, 1:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That and the heat- 110 in the shade

19/8/2025, 9:11:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean, I know it makes for great TV, but c'mon man! C'MON MAN!!!!

19/8/2025, 2:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its like a cry for help - Trump is begging for a forced exit - Am I the only one seeing this?!?!

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19/8/2025, 2:47:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does she have to do w NYC?

18/8/2025, 9:06:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more cosplay for the corporate stringmasters

18/8/2025, 7:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only silver lining in all of this is that someday Trump will be dead

18/8/2025, 1:47:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the war can be stopped in 24 hours…

17/8/2025, 11:28:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the look of a man who is on multiple lists

17/8/2025, 11:20:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used in on my kids as an allegory in religion

17/8/2025, 11:16:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 9:28:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 9:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Lynch choreography

17/8/2025, 3:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At some point you would think they will run out of duct tape

17/8/2025, 1:15:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“You started it! Sheesh…”

17/8/2025, 1:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It happens to the best of us sometimes

16/8/2025, 11:53:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was his takeaway?!? Beyond weird

16/8/2025, 4:35:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The emperor not only has no cloths but also seems to be lacking any sense of direction

16/8/2025, 12:10:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You spelled 24 wrong

16/8/2025, 12:08:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a silent shart

16/8/2025, 12:07:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally give it to him

16/8/2025, 12:06:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why wasn’t Putin arrested? Law and Order my a$$

15/8/2025, 7:30:58 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not if a certain someone’s narrative gots a widdle boo-boo

14/8/2025, 9:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s becoming more clear why they want to kill off pbs. The muppets have gone to the dark side…

14/8/2025, 1:12:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not crazy about celebs in politics anymore, but if Jon is up for it…

12/8/2025, 11:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for Trumps grand declaration on Friday, where he announces him and Vlad have come up with a secret plan to solve all wars, famine, sex crimes and homelessness. Details to revealed in eleventy weeks on the 2nd Bratersday of Noxanuary

12/8/2025, 11:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the elves will come back. The ‘pubes already obviously got the Dunharow boys

12/8/2025, 11:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DC still safer than any suburban Wal-mart

12/8/2025, 11:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On top of all the political, legal, and economic bullshit going on now, the air isn’t right, folks.

12/8/2025, 12:23:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a high stakes sh*t show from here on out. Watching his brain melt on live tv isn’t necessarily must see tv, but at least it’ll be live

11/8/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention the fact that it’s just been more violent everywhere for the past 7 months. Where does the buck stop on that?

11/8/2025, 11:02:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what happens when Laura Loomer is left unattended

11/8/2025, 8:56:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cant wait for him and Rubio go after each other

10/8/2025, 8:27:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s just not very smart

9/8/2025, 9:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he’s never running for anything again, right!? Right?!?!!?!? Don’t take this little bit of joy away from me…

9/8/2025, 9:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looked almost as good as Kenny Pickett in his 1st Steelers pre-season game!

9/8/2025, 1:23:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me grok, ook of eek-ma. Bam-Bam!

9/8/2025, 1:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view