Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
They're mini mausolea. A little of him is buried under each one.
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view profile on Bluesky Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
They're mini mausolea. A little of him is buried under each one.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like an ineffective and short sighted way to run a coup. You ALWAYS gotta pay the palace guard.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
No one is announcing that they're not running in 2026 now based on the possibility that Trump dies before then.
Murshed Zaheed (@murshedz.bsky.social) reposted
“Something clearly is up with the 79-year-old president, and the official explanations don’t make sense. That’s not surprising given that Trump is a world historical liar surrounded by toadies who surrendered their shame long ago. But it’s past time for reporters to ask some questions.”
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so out of character in that (caps aside) he's wishing people well that it seems like it couldn't be him. But his staff knows that it sounds nothing like him, so it couldn't be his staff. But they know that it doesn't sound anything like him so this would be the way to convince us it's him so...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he never plans to leave and is turning this into his mausoleum.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Journalists and pundits should be asking all the obsequious shits in the administration questions along the lines of ”whether it’s a couple of days or a couple of months, do you really think JD is going to stick his neck out to protect *you*?”
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, anyone notice that it seemed totally credible (and still does, to be honest -- those Weekend at Bernie's stills aren't really helping) that Trump had died yesterday?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Like most of his demands, it hinges upon his ability to deny legally mandated funds for completely unrelated budget items to states. It then requires the states to go to court, and there is a non-zero chance of a rogue judge or the corrupted supreme court to side with Trump.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Would have preferred him as a senator from South Carolina.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely surprised he didn’t blame Biden for this.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone actually seen him swing the club? Or seen his arms in enough daylight to see if they’re being pulled by ropes?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Out of curiosity, has anyone actually seen him hit the ball today?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
The pettiest fucking assholes on the planet.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
100% something is wrong and they only carted him out to try to squelch the rumors that he’s actually dead.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
This administration lies about absolutely everything. Proof of life or it’s meaningless.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Unnamed official? Seems like the sort of thing you could say on the record.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
So the consensus opinion is that this a staffer, right? And the very fact that he didn't respond "as himself" is telling.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Remember when Melania was missing for a few days and everyone assumed the worse, but it just turned out that they replaced her with a similar looking woman?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
I will say this: if he is dead, I don't want to hear ANY democratic politicians extolling his so-called "virtues." He is a monster, and has been a sack of shit his entire life. Speak all the ill you like.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
But didn't he do 1 or 2 of those yesterday? Something about Chicago?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing he's having a surgery or somesuch (which obviously we should be told about and Vance should be in charge for the duration, but none of that apparently matters anymore) but they'll say he was having a secret summit, even though these guys cannot keep an actual secret.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Has, like, anyone seen him?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
That chyron is swell.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Trump hasn’t been seen in two days. It’s Friday night so have some fun speculating. If he has, in fact, kicked the bucket, what happens next? Game it out.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably counting primaries, even in uncontested races.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Sshh.. Don't discuss it here. Let them walk into our trap.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
WTAF is wrong with you New Hamps.... oh, Kelly Ayotte. I almost forgot.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of seems like the UN should pick another headquarters.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Still horrifying the they were holding 40,000 under Biden.
Will Craft (@wcraft.bsky.social) reposted
The Guardian US is releasing a new tool today, a tracker tallying the arrests, detentions, and deportations since the start of the second Trump admin. We are going to continue to update as the admin releases new data: www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Taniel (@taniel.bsky.social) reposted
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst is not seeking reelection in 2026: www.cnn.com/2025/08/29/p... Iowa swung hard to the right starting in 2016, but the 3 special elections that have happened in Iowa so far in 2025 have swung toward Dems by 22, 24, & 26 percentage points. Two seats have flipped blue.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know, we actually win the senate next year.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
On the one hand, she seemed eminently beatable, but on the other hand, Trumpkins have the uncanny ability to pick the absolute worst candidates.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuban tries to present himself as the "good" billionaire, but honestly he seems as much a dipshit as the rest.
Jeff Lazarus (@jlazarus.bsky.social) reposted
This isn't just a political claim, it's an empirical one. If "the problem is not guns" then we shouldn't see any correlation between gun ownership and oh wait platform.vox.com/wp-content/u...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
"You can't read my mind! You can't read my mind!"
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not the reason. The reason is that he's a fucking vindictive piece of shit, and a racist, a rapist, and a fascist to boot.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
This is going well for him, or no? (Weekly averaged net approval based on public RV/LV pollsters who've reported at least 3 times.)
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
a) The position isn't currently vacant b) There's a Booker nominated novel (whose twist I won't spoil by naming) with this very premise. Hint: it's a dystopia.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the resistance, dipshit.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
He views it as culling the weak.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that this is fair game, the next democratic president should run on a platform of taking every cent back from the Babbitts.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm sure it's a dealbreaker for his famously moral base.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t that just cpac now?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
WIshful thinking, unfortunately.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
If it makes you feel better, the waitstaff is almost certainly still spitting in his food.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots of arrests must mean they're doing their job really well. At least that's what Moron, I mean Mayor Bowser seems to think.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s from Florida, right?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
@mayorbowser.bsky.social What the everloving fuck is wrong with you?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey DC. You need to elect a better mayor.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t Alligator Auschwitz supposed to close in a few weeks?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
I am aware. But they still outperformed by ~4 points.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't they mean *from* the united states?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn’t the broken windows theory utterly discredited?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but Reagan, for instance, won 44 states and a 10 point margin. Trump won by a point and a half.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
A very complicated claim. District by district, the house races averaged the same margin as Trump-Harris (which was not the case in 2016 where he performed 2 points worse). Plus, it's not clear that the press would have given another republican candidate the free pass they gave Trump.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's a shame. If you want a fun version of "I will survive" not recorded by a fascist, here's one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VFO...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
I was talking about the house reps running for reelection.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Hodgman, obviously. Stupid autocorrect.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
www.newsweek.com/iowa-senate-...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
As a special treat, you should listen to the I, Podius limited podcast with the great John Hoffman and Elliot Kaplan as they do recaps, discussions and interviews episode by episode. maximumfun.org/podcasts/i-p...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Between this and that 1 point poll earlier today, how do you think Joni Ernst is going to sleep tonight?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Good job, Iowa. California, you're up! CA HD-63. Polls close in about an hour and a half.
The Downballot (@the-downballot.com) reposted reply parent
We've just updated our special election Big Board with Drey's big win (10.46 pts, not 11 as stated above). Across 34 special elections this year, Dems are outperforming last year's presidential results by an average of 16 points. That's far ahead of 2017-18.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
20 point swing and a flip. And a biggie, costing the republicans their senate supermajority.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Drey is up by about 600 votes with 18% reporting.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's 14+ months away.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
What an ignorant, evil asshole.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Or on the possibility that you haven't broken state laws as well?
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife already promised to make me popcorn!
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Would they even be awake for it?
The Downballot (@the-downballot.com) reposted
Despite what you may have heard, Dems have invested *heavily* in this race. Drey raised $160,000 in just six weeks, the Iowa Dems spent $100,000, and the DLCC also made a five-figure investment. Just because these races tend to fly under the radar doesn't mean folks aren't paying attention!
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet that's functionally what's happening in DC. We can wring our hands about how DC is different, but because they don't have federal representatives or their own governor presumably they should be even _more_ protected from this.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of people don't read papers, watch the news, or consume any sort of politics. That's kind of why we are where we are.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
I should note that many of those national guards aren't MAGA and even if they don't outright disobey orders, they're not going to have the desired effect nor occupy indefinitely. That 200k is if all were activated at once.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
I'm worried, but also a bit perplexed about how Trump plans on occupying the US. If it's only national guard and he can only mobilize ones with red state governors, that's less than half the total, maybe 200k, but the 20 largest cities alone have pops of over 20M. 100:1 are not great odds.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
So many children!
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
It definitely seems like now would be a good time to commit an actual crime and get away with it.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
If you have a response to any sort of subtle analysis about the electoral or political landscape is that Trump is just going to cancel elections then you are getting blocked. It’s not helpful, not necessarily true, and is definitely counterproductive.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
My younger kid is 12 and just started seventh grade. At no point in their conscious lifetime where they were remotely aware of the outside world was Trump not the lead story every goddamn day. That must absolutely fucking suck.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
No. They’re fucking idiots. But in fairness many of them are bots, Russian trolls, and ordinary domestic fascists trying to sow dissent.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
@annetics I thought of you immediately and our mutual friend gave me your handle!
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we almost certainly will. That's my point. Historical precedent, virtually every special election, Trump's approval. They all point to a Dem blowout -- at least in the house.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Your lips to god's ears.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Gotta say, we're doing great in the courts so long as Roberts and his thugs don't get involved.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably they're not idiots and if their appeal fails, one assumes that they have a gerrymander in their back pocket which appears legal and still splits 4-0.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
That's about where I came down as well. Incumbency advantage and a few other things move that around, but 2-4% is approximately right.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignore them. Block them. They're likely a bot, and definitely a dipshit.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey buddy, perhaps you should actually read the article before you spout this unhelpful doomsaying.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
They may have. I think it's worse. That he knows it makes no fucking sense and is trolling. Everything he does is trolling because he subsists solely on hate.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? Because I'm not seeing how we're getting there. Too many of these assholes have died in their bed in their 90's surrounded by what passes for their loved ones.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
They're going to lose by more than that, and 5 points wouldn't be enough for them to keep the House. Details here: www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Jonathan Ladd (@jonmladd.bsky.social) reposted
SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Obviously it's intentional, but every fucking day there are multiple acts by this lawless, awful administration which would have been impeachable and a red line even to their own party. Today it's firing a fed governor without cause, going after an innocent man, threatening to invade chicago...
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
That didn’t take long. And good for him.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Outside shot? If these are in line with a typical special election so far, Dems would flip them both.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social)
Weird quick calculation done out of pettiness: The US, as you know, has the highest GDP in the world. If the entire country had the same GDP per capita as Mississippi, one of the reddest states in the country, we'd take second place to China.
Dave Goldberg (he/him) (@drdavegoldberg.bsky.social) reply parent
Like seriously, what the everloving fuck is that?