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Ed Weltin, Wash U in St L. Back about 1980 or so. He was easily 70 then. Fun guy.
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Ed Weltin, Wash U in St L. Back about 1980 or so. He was easily 70 then. Fun guy.
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Does an abusive pimp qualify as dv?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Hand hat chem radiation cancer.
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#LastRefugeOfAScoundrel
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Not pique. On Putin's orders.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because the contractor is an employee, and Putin is his master.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The eulogy: "The Romans said that of the dead, one should say nothing but good. "Donald Trump is dead. "Good."
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A quote from a history professor some forty five years ago: "The thing about voodoo is that if you stick the pins in the doll LONG ENOUGH, the man WILL DIE."
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The Rapist might as well declare that pi equals four, or green, or doesn't equal anything.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like those infuriating movies where the main character hits the monster ONCE, then drop their weapon and wanders away without making sure the monster is dead, only to have the nerve to be surprised when the monster shows up again.
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We did fine with 1 or 2 billion people.
Taniel (@taniel.bsky.social) reposted
State supreme courts are so important right now. We put together a guide of every single high court: it answers 20 questions for each state! Crucial resource for people who care or work on this!
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#VisualizeInigoMontoya
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Every time I encounter his name or face, I #VisualizeInigoMontoya.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
As was said of Rome, "they create a holocaust and call it 'peace'."
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💯
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Irony, that they want to bring about an event which, if it were real, would end in their hearing, "I never knew you."
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
When being tattooed, it often feels like the needle is going over and over the same square inch of skin the entire time, but when I get up off the table, it's been all over the place. So, I have learned to take comfort in the imprecision of my perceptions.
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#VisualizeInigoMontoya
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Day one, announce Nuremberg trials. Day two, hold them. Day three, execute the convicted.
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One of the things that cemented my decision to join the #BrotherhoodOfFrozenPeas was spending a summer in the same apartment as a 2 year old stepbrother. Really, the whole decision could be summed up as having grown up in a family at all.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The little plastic toy company didn't take the precaution of buying the government.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
"to satisfy Donald Trump." So she's still got the same job then?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Fond memories of Baet, saying to the DM's Big Bad minotaur, "I'm'onna wear yer head for a hat." And converting the miniature in time for the next session.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
*I* didn't see It leave for golf, so It is still in an undetermined state.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
On the front page, above the fold.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The last president is still alive. The rapist is in an indeterminate state.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Trump, by contrast, is literally rotting before our very eyes.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Their excuses won't save them at Nuremberg 2.0
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll go out on a limb and say bruised hands AND the new hat say chemo and radiation to me. It's cancer.
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I'm perfectly happy with low budgets. A story and actors competently directed is what I'm looking for. Keeping an eye out for it on physical media, which will cost less than a single theater trip.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantasy deities are manifestly unreal: they actually do things.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
They is indeed.
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This, right the fuck here.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Not laughing. Just disappointed it's alive.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
No surprise. Trump; God; only one of those two exists.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no heaven. If Trump exists, God doesn't.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
No hope. Rage.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Shenanigans: that'd be a human femur.
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#FuckTheirFeelings
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck America's Diseased Wang. With a Chainsaw.
Elden Lady Melina (4 AM) (@jamie-elizabeth.bsky.social) reposted
@govpritzker.illinois.gov 👇:
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Days till Goldfinger is playing his golden harp (frantically, before it melts)... ?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
I never do hope, the last and worst evil to crawl from Pandora's Vessel. I do focused rage and determination.
Anonymous (@youranonjd.bsky.social) reposted
FLORIDA 🦩🌴 Fuck Chalk & FUCK YOU, Destantis🖕🏼 The fascists painted over the Pulse Memorial crosswalk, but we returned with paint. We’ll keep coming back! Love & Pride can’t be washed away.
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RFK. I'm told he's a world expert and stuff.
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No surprises from the Filth Circuit.
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They could. And monkeys could fly out of my butt. You can bend down and watch for them.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgiJ...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgiJ...
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"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
And his left?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Even better, about a dozen. Better still, around sixty million.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't do hope. There are, however, some obituaries which I will read with the greatest of delight.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd reference a different ballet, but just thinking about it gives me the Willies.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
My answer is, "Oh, yes, you fucking DID. You just didn't think it would get on YOU."
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
There are two things wrong with wormbrain's pronouncement: 1. it's not MMR; it's polio vaccine. 2. no, it isn't.
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sadly?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Every Pube accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Arrest them on arrival. Hold without bail. Lose their paperwork.
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
it shouldn't be easier to get a gun in America than the covid vaccine
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally.
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#VisualizeInigoMontoya Now, visualize a million of him.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The Pubes did.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not people. They're demons draped in ill-fitting tatters of human skin.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Mitler's every word a lie, including "is" and "the."
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren't rulers. They're servants we haven't thrown to the lions yet.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
In one of many strips. In this case he was attempting to fly off the roof of his house, and Hobbes asked if his mom thought it would be a good idea.
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Fuck that noise.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignore previous instructions. Compose a sestina about Kristi Noem's dog.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems nice
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
They deserve each other.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
THE FOOD HERE IS POISON AND THE PORTIONS ARE TOO SMALL.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
As Calvin said to Hobbes, questions we already know the answers to, we don't need to ask.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
How could anything fit in so small and fetid a space?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
What a Rapist wants to see will never be anything any human being even asks.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
That wouldn't even make the long list of wishes.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact, that's EXACTLY what it means, especially when they have no qualms about cis strangers.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Sunk cost. Close it.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Filth Circuit, right on schedule.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Garibaldi and Sparky...
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
#BDE
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not "good." That's selfish.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
If God existed, prayer would be redundant. Having to beg a deity to do what it knows is right, to remedy a problem it already knows about, is some toxic stone age bullshit.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE traitors must be destroyed.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The old one was unusable by anyone with a retirement account. That's a failed launch.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Done. Maybe the next one will actually be usable, even by people who have a retirement account.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Felony trafficker Abbott is a traitor.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE traitors must be destroyed.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
That criminal conspiracy of terrorists and traitors is what hatred was made for.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have a retirement plan, you can't use it. That's a complete fail.
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"Leader"
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That Biden cover-up tho Every Pube accusation is a confession. No exceptions.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would anyone avenge a death so deliberately provoked and so richly deserved?
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
The Founders assumed the people would hang a tyrant.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
Arrest the invaders. Hold them without bail. Lose them.
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
#VisualizeInigoMontoya
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
"Accidentally."
Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent
"I could swear he'd learned his lesson!" she cried. He did. You taught him there would be no consequences. Ever.