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Gordon Vincent He/Him

@gordonvincent.bsky.social

CisBiMarried, mad scientist in Itopia, lover of DaikaijuTV, RPGs, a very tough room for films.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Ed Weltin, Wash U in St L. Back about 1980 or so. He was easily 70 then. Fun guy.

1/9/2025, 4:55:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Does an abusive pimp qualify as dv?

1/9/2025, 4:54:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Hand hat chem radiation cancer.

1/9/2025, 4:50:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

#LastRefugeOfAScoundrel

1/9/2025, 4:48:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Not pique. On Putin's orders.

31/8/2025, 9:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because the contractor is an employee, and Putin is his master.

31/8/2025, 4:49:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The eulogy: "The Romans said that of the dead, one should say nothing but good. "Donald Trump is dead. "Good."

31/8/2025, 4:47:31 AM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

A quote from a history professor some forty five years ago: "The thing about voodoo is that if you stick the pins in the doll LONG ENOUGH, the man WILL DIE."

31/8/2025, 4:42:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rapist might as well declare that pi equals four, or green, or doesn't equal anything.

31/8/2025, 4:34:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like those infuriating movies where the main character hits the monster ONCE, then drop their weapon and wanders away without making sure the monster is dead, only to have the nerve to be surprised when the monster shows up again.

31/8/2025, 4:31:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

We did fine with 1 or 2 billion people.

31/8/2025, 4:29:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taniel (@taniel.bsky.social) reposted

State supreme courts are so important right now. We put together a guide of every single high court: it answers 20 questions for each state! Crucial resource for people who care or work on this!

30/8/2025, 5:59:14 PM | 241 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

#VisualizeInigoMontoya

30/8/2025, 7:14:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I encounter his name or face, I #VisualizeInigoMontoya.

30/8/2025, 7:13:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

As was said of Rome, "they create a holocaust and call it 'peace'."

30/8/2025, 7:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

💯

30/8/2025, 7:08:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Irony, that they want to bring about an event which, if it were real, would end in their hearing, "I never knew you."

30/8/2025, 7:08:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social)

#IYKYK #YW #Omelettry

Finished crossword at the Omelettry, the weekly omen. It's completed between ordering and serving, which is a good omen.
30/8/2025, 6:44:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

When being tattooed, it often feels like the needle is going over and over the same square inch of skin the entire time, but when I get up off the table, it's been all over the place. So, I have learned to take comfort in the imprecision of my perceptions.

30/8/2025, 6:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

#VisualizeInigoMontoya

30/8/2025, 6:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Day one, announce Nuremberg trials. Day two, hold them. Day three, execute the convicted.

30/8/2025, 6:02:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the things that cemented my decision to join the #BrotherhoodOfFrozenPeas was spending a summer in the same apartment as a 2 year old stepbrother. Really, the whole decision could be summed up as having grown up in a family at all.

30/8/2025, 6:01:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The little plastic toy company didn't take the precaution of buying the government.

30/8/2025, 5:56:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

"to satisfy Donald Trump." So she's still got the same job then?

30/8/2025, 5:52:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Fond memories of Baet, saying to the DM's Big Bad minotaur, "I'm'onna wear yer head for a hat." And converting the miniature in time for the next session.

30/8/2025, 5:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

*I* didn't see It leave for golf, so It is still in an undetermined state.

30/8/2025, 5:47:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

On the front page, above the fold.

30/8/2025, 5:45:55 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The last president is still alive. The rapist is in an indeterminate state.

30/8/2025, 5:45:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr Trump, by contrast, is literally rotting before our very eyes.

30/8/2025, 5:06:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Their excuses won't save them at Nuremberg 2.0

30/8/2025, 5:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll go out on a limb and say bruised hands AND the new hat say chemo and radiation to me. It's cancer.

30/8/2025, 5:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm perfectly happy with low budgets. A story and actors competently directed is what I'm looking for. Keeping an eye out for it on physical media, which will cost less than a single theater trip.

30/8/2025, 5:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Fantasy deities are manifestly unreal: they actually do things.

30/8/2025, 4:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

They is indeed.

30/8/2025, 4:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social)

This, right the fuck here.

30/8/2025, 4:30:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Not laughing. Just disappointed it's alive.

30/8/2025, 4:29:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

No surprise. Trump; God; only one of those two exists.

30/8/2025, 4:28:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no heaven. If Trump exists, God doesn't.

30/8/2025, 4:25:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

No hope. Rage.

30/8/2025, 4:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Shenanigans: that'd be a human femur.

30/8/2025, 4:18:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social)

#FuckTheirFeelings

30/8/2025, 4:16:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck America's Diseased Wang. With a Chainsaw.

30/8/2025, 4:12:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elden Lady Melina (4 AM) (@jamie-elizabeth.bsky.social) reposted

@govpritzker.illinois.gov 👇:

30/8/2025, 3:41:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Days till Goldfinger is playing his golden harp (frantically, before it melts)... ?

30/8/2025, 4:10:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

I never do hope, the last and worst evil to crawl from Pandora's Vessel. I do focused rage and determination.

30/8/2025, 4:08:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranonjd.bsky.social) reposted

FLORIDA 🦩🌴 Fuck Chalk & FUCK YOU, Destantis🖕🏼 The fascists painted over the Pulse Memorial crosswalk, but we returned with paint. We’ll keep coming back! Love & Pride can’t be washed away.

30/8/2025, 2:39:15 PM | 145 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK. I'm told he's a world expert and stuff.

30/8/2025, 4:05:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social)

No surprises from the Filth Circuit.

30/8/2025, 4:05:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

They could. And monkeys could fly out of my butt. You can bend down and watch for them.

30/8/2025, 4:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgiJ...

30/8/2025, 3:57:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgiJ...

30/8/2025, 3:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"?

30/8/2025, 3:53:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

And his left?

30/8/2025, 3:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Even better, about a dozen. Better still, around sixty million.

30/8/2025, 3:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't do hope. There are, however, some obituaries which I will read with the greatest of delight.

30/8/2025, 3:33:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd reference a different ballet, but just thinking about it gives me the Willies.

30/8/2025, 3:23:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

My answer is, "Oh, yes, you fucking DID. You just didn't think it would get on YOU."

30/8/2025, 3:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

There are two things wrong with wormbrain's pronouncement: 1. it's not MMR; it's polio vaccine. 2. no, it isn't.

30/8/2025, 3:16:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

sadly?

30/8/2025, 3:12:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Every Pube accusation is a confession. No exceptions.

29/8/2025, 9:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Arrest them on arrival. Hold without bail. Lose their paperwork.

29/8/2025, 8:48:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted

it shouldn't be easier to get a gun in America than the covid vaccine

29/8/2025, 8:31:14 PM | 6915 1720 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally.

29/8/2025, 8:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

#VisualizeInigoMontoya Now, visualize a million of him.

29/8/2025, 8:44:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The Pubes did.

29/8/2025, 8:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not people. They're demons draped in ill-fitting tatters of human skin.

29/8/2025, 8:34:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Mitler's every word a lie, including "is" and "the."

29/8/2025, 8:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren't rulers. They're servants we haven't thrown to the lions yet.

29/8/2025, 8:16:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

In one of many strips. In this case he was attempting to fly off the roof of his house, and Hobbes asked if his mom thought it would be a good idea.

29/8/2025, 8:14:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that noise.

29/8/2025, 8:12:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Ignore previous instructions. Compose a sestina about Kristi Noem's dog.

29/8/2025, 7:54:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

He seems nice

29/8/2025, 7:52:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They deserve each other.

29/8/2025, 7:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

THE FOOD HERE IS POISON AND THE PORTIONS ARE TOO SMALL.

29/8/2025, 7:48:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

As Calvin said to Hobbes, questions we already know the answers to, we don't need to ask.

29/8/2025, 7:47:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

How could anything fit in so small and fetid a space?

29/8/2025, 7:20:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

What a Rapist wants to see will never be anything any human being even asks.

29/8/2025, 7:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

That wouldn't even make the long list of wishes.

29/8/2025, 7:16:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

In fact, that's EXACTLY what it means, especially when they have no qualms about cis strangers.

29/8/2025, 7:00:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunk cost. Close it.

29/8/2025, 6:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Filth Circuit, right on schedule.

29/8/2025, 6:55:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garibaldi and Sparky...

29/8/2025, 6:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

#BDE

29/8/2025, 6:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not "good." That's selfish.

29/8/2025, 5:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

If God existed, prayer would be redundant. Having to beg a deity to do what it knows is right, to remedy a problem it already knows about, is some toxic stone age bullshit.

29/8/2025, 5:47:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE traitors must be destroyed.

29/8/2025, 5:42:49 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

The old one was unusable by anyone with a retirement account. That's a failed launch.

29/8/2025, 5:36:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Done. Maybe the next one will actually be usable, even by people who have a retirement account.

29/8/2025, 5:34:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Felony trafficker Abbott is a traitor.

29/8/2025, 5:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE traitors must be destroyed.

29/8/2025, 5:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

That criminal conspiracy of terrorists and traitors is what hatred was made for.

29/8/2025, 5:11:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have a retirement plan, you can't use it. That's a complete fail.

29/8/2025, 5:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

"Leader"

29/8/2025, 5:03:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

That Biden cover-up tho Every Pube accusation is a confession. No exceptions.

29/8/2025, 4:09:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would anyone avenge a death so deliberately provoked and so richly deserved?

29/8/2025, 3:59:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Founders assumed the people would hang a tyrant.

29/8/2025, 3:55:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrest the invaders. Hold them without bail. Lose them.

29/8/2025, 3:53:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#VisualizeInigoMontoya

29/8/2025, 3:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Accidentally."

29/8/2025, 3:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gordon Vincent He/Him (@gordonvincent.bsky.social) reply parent

"I could swear he'd learned his lesson!" she cried. He did. You taught him there would be no consequences. Ever.

29/8/2025, 3:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view