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That's the logic that says we don't need legislators at all; pray and God will take care of it all. Don't give them ideas.
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That's the logic that says we don't need legislators at all; pray and God will take care of it all. Don't give them ideas.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
As I once yelled in response to a nearby Congressperson: "We can think! We can pray! But you are one of the 538 people we have entrusted with the unique and awesome responsibility of doing something about i!"
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, no, I'm perfectly sure that all those nice businesses kept a careful record of who paid the tariff-inflated prices, and have a mechanism to return the money. Aren't most businesses moral?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad example. He did his own research and upended the experts. And was literally crucified for doing it.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
In "That Hideous Strength" (1945) C. S. Lewis, conservative Anglican, had his protagonist recognize that there were two sexes but seven genders.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Red state secretaries of state will salute and click their heels. "Yes, my Leader."
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
He should have listed some and asked her yes/no.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The poster didn't say that.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here. I've had remote control thermostats for over a decade, and signed up for National Grid to override them and balance the load on hot afternoons. Opt-in and a $40 incentive are fine with me.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question: is there a study comparing autism rates between the vaxed and unvaxed (I bet there will be some confounding variables to do with the parents' attitudes etc).
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
FL statute 316.2045 prohibits obstruction, so one out of three is actually enforceable.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
But... all alligators are native-born! Er, hatched.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to our world -- the US.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially MA of all places.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance will have all of the anti-democracy team firmly in place, and he has more personal agency than Trump. He's all in on the fascist, christianist, Yarvinist agenda. I fear this.
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Hey, @support.bsky.team , can you tweak the name display so that Anders's A-ring isn't cut in half to make it look like a breve. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Having his diaper changed behind those trees.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Guys, it was something of an exaggeration, but precisely quoting a Linux fan on slashdot after a bad bug was revealed some time back: Well,*I'm* OK because all I had to do was recompile the kernel etc... I should have known better than dare say something potentially critical of Linux.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I regularly drive over Lake Quinsigamond, and sometimes over Cochituate. On the other hand, I used to live near Puyallup, WA.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
10 years of retiring from Microsoft. I had to do it on a Monday because Medicare only kicked in at the beginning of a calendar month.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Congress shall make a law respecting an establishment of religion.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a constructive dismissal because (he says) staying in his role would have forced him to commit felonies.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I first heard about Taylor Swift when she gave the Seattle Symphony $50,000 after listening to the hypnotic "Become Ocean" by John Luther Adams, which won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize. I've always liked her for that (and Ludovic Morlot for making the commission happen in the first place).
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Yarvinism: 1. Destroy government. 2. ??? 3. Utopia!
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
He says he is resigning because not to do so would require him to commit felonies.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The "it's simple to apply a fix, just rebuild the kernel and type a few commands" crowd.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Driving out homelessness would be fantastic.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social)
What's so special about a barrel full of crackers?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
"fair". A novel concept.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Louis was King for 72 years. Don't give Trump ideas.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. It was years ago and I only found the Albion. But I just realized the Del Mar is in the Warner 30-CD set which I have but hadn't listened to completely. I'm happy now.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
That is word salad that has gone brown round the edges and drowned in rancid dressing. He heard someone explain something and remembers a few key words. Sometimes you can figure out what it is these people are trying to say if you can translate MAGAish. Not here. Not a clue.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up: Woke Coke.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Boult's version with Gielgud reading the superscriptions (1953?) is the defining reading for me, despite being in mono. And the handling of the wind machine at the end is perfect.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I still have in my head "In Windsor Forest", a lovely suite of very different songs from "Sir John in Love" that I sung at school in the 1960s. Last I looked, that suite had not even been recorded in its original SATB version.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Does she not know which country she is actually in?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
littleno
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are you? Pretty cloudy here in Central Mass?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a soy bean watch?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
How about burning an Appeal to Heaven flag? That should confuse them.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
That doesn't seem to stop him.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, it was The Hill, not Politico. Whatever.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
If you are Politico, these would all be called lies because they are illegal.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a direct report who would type up some dumb idea, hit Send, grab his cream soda, run to my office and ask "what do you think?" A human read-receipt machine.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The last one is true, and a good thing. Successive Administrations have tried to undo progress on rural broadband made by the previous one, and the result is stasis. I prefer co-ops to private enterprise, and expect higher costs than with performance-based regulation, but we won't get perfection.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The closest to "President" of Europe is a woman, and we can't have that.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
You come here from Italy, from India, from Ingland... Footnote: nobody is anyway.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Restaurant reservations down are a hallmark of tyranny according to Jeanne Poirot.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
She gets it! When armed troops are on the street, who wants to?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
You could filter for High Crimes first. And the original meaning of Misdemeanors was just generally instances of objectionable behavior, which would be a slam dunk.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
This is incorrect. A sufficient number of monkeys in unlimited time is all you need. Verification would be a pain though.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Followup: Can you define socialism, or is that just a word you use to scare the rubes?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
A pickpocket went for my wallet on a Paris metro. I felt it so I removed his hand. He gave me a supercilious look so I slapped him in the face and shouted at him in French. His buddy started shoving us, so my son, 6-feet, raised his arm and growled "C'est mon père". They got off. No guns of course.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll probably do a bit at the WH Correspondents Dinner pretending to look for violence under the bed.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Next up, Chevron?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The longest conflict in English history ended with this negotiation: one leader had half his head lopped off, his body draped naked over a horse and buried unceremoniously to be rediscovered over 500 years later, and the greatest playwright in English history blacked his name a century later.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
The bridge money was released in 2024, when Donald Trump was President in his own mind.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
She very carefully hedged her answers (absence of proof not being proof of absence), or made them opinion-based. She may be telling the truth: i.e. nothing.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember those Russian standing-up pundits who discuss things on State TV a couple of years ago, agreeing that taking Gotland would be the first, easy step to... well, it actually went: 1. Take Gotland. 2. ??? 3. European domination!
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
And are these people in the room with us now?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
May I offer a simpler explanation? She's lying. Perjury is OK when you have the DOJ in your pocket. Disclaimer: IMO this is a plausible explanation, not an actual statement of fact.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Except JD Vance is all in on the racism/fascism/Yarvinism, and less distracted by narcissism.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Nailong, no.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. But he pronounced it HayZoos.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
TRUMP WILL BE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING IN TWO WEEKS.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a pretty good description of nitrous oxide anesthesia.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I had the privilege of standing face-to-toe with her Das Lied at a Prom in the 60's, and talking with her in the green room afterwards. Not just a remarkable singer, but a graceful person.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
If you went into the computer room, it's because you were invited by an operator. Showing my age?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
4-5 hours in the UK. Each count is for one MP. But general election ballots have just one position being voted for.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Three deer and the shadow of my house (this is the bank of a storage pond surrounded by conservation land, Massachusetts).
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Off a serious topic, I know, but a med student friend of mine said that when they dissected a penis, a young woman in the class exclaimed "I thought it had a bone in it!" (ok, hearsay, poss. apocryphal)
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, giving up Florida would be a good start.
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I'm so glad I retired from Office (10 years ago!) and didn't have to be associated with the statement "if your app isn't in a high-stakes scenario, it's perfectly fine for us to fuck up your spreadsheet".
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually there are three oaths, taken in sequence, another to the Commonwealth and another to the US.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Actual oath-taking: youtu.be/RbuCgc3X7Ew?...
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...according to the best of my abilities and understanding, agreeably to the rules and regulations of the Constitution and the laws of the Commonwealth, so help me God.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I, , do solemnly swear that I will faithfully and impartially discharge and perform all the duties incumbent on me as of the City of Boston,...
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think "I swear to eat every donut" is also in the Boston public servant oath.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a reference to the "Trump saving the cats and dogs from being eaten" meme?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you're thinking about your President's underwear, either there is something seriously wrong with you or you just got downwind of Trump.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Editing tip: this interesting 5-parter came across in reverse order in my feed. You can fix that by using the + sign in the editor to post them all at once.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
This has been true of Republicans for decades.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Belgium... Germany... why bother?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't an invading army usually have, you know, arms?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
I still remember his Requiem at a 1968 Prom. The ending was met with that rarity, a stunned silence, so deep was the emotional impact. Has it been performed since?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
*Labour*. Blame my Americanisation.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
They had to do *something* to hope we forget about the original collaboration with Microsoft. (disclaimer: then my employer)
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't tell me: such an Act of Congress would be declared not subject to 60 votes.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
As an expat Brit who was just "home", where a pro-Palestinian organization is being prosecuted for speech... OK, the London Underground is still safe, but the *Labor* government scares me in ways the economy-destroying Tories never did.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me check in with Hanlon... yup.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Your fridge makes the planet hotter.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Wicket-keeper?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
But not required to. And people on SSDI for 2 years also qualify. But more likely he was speaking carelessly, or through an anti-entitlement filter.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
If corn fields vote, that explains most Republican Members of Congress.
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Job requirements for Medicare??? I retired 10 years ago this month, but does my voluntary work on town committees count?
David Brooks (@grandpadavid.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you making a subtle reference to Plato's Republic?