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If Donald Trump is unsatisfied with his appearance--and I think he's right to be--he should just remove himself from public life altogether and give us all a break. There are other problems in that regard that go far beyond his disgusting appearance. Just adjusting the lighting won't cut it.

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Is it really called the Boring Company?

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That's where I get my deep-fried Smarties.

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It's more likely people around him will go to prison. Trump never pays for anything himself.

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Crank economist and jailbird Peter Navarro is repeating that line too.

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There's also that flurry of federal executions that were carried out to cheer him up near the end of his first term.

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Look, wee Donald can sign his name.

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Apparently, micromanaging is the new libertarianism.

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Wrong. Rudy is the brain worm.

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Trump won't even share his umbrella with his wife and son.

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I wonder if this will be part of his Nobel nomination. On the one hand, ethnic cleansing--on the other, tasteless faux-classical architecture. How could it miss?

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I wonder if this will be part of his Nobel nomination. One the one hand, ethnic cleansing--on the other, tasteless faux-classical architecture. How could it miss?

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That has a name now--Marco Rubio Syndrome.

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There's an ombudsman who hasn't been fired yet?

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He's said he can do anything he wants.

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It's amazing anyone has to be reminded of this.

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The pot calling the kettle black is one of the ways pots play politics.

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The gray hat was an oversight. This is actually a body double of Trump made out of fresh Spam.

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This sums it all up.

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Those ears.

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Good Caturday Night, bluesky.

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The quack with the golden beak.

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That's a body double constructed of Spam.

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Fewer people employed, lower royalty rates, not to mention cost of cleaning up abandoned oil wells--what's really in it for Albertans?

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That's what I mean!

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It's really a body double constructed of Spam (the precooked meat product, not the nuisance emails, though that works too).

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When I look at this I hear the Brady Bunch theme.

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I wonder which viruses will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom along with Big Balls.

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The 15-year-olds who kicked Big Balls's butt are far less dangerous.

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Susan Collins 2.0

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It's ironic hearing a hand puppet talking about manipulation.

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What happened to 'the weave'?

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Jenning has become a MAGA court jester with his constant mugging for the camera.

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He's hoping to crawl into his old boss's senate seat in Kentucky.

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Not if covid gets them first--not to mention measles, polio, etc.

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Johnson blames dems for the bill's unpopularity.

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Comedians don't have editors.

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Much like his relationship with Putin.

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I wonder if he has yoga names for the various faces he makes for the camera like "pouting dog face," "whiny baby face," "angry incomprehension face."

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How come people getting confirmed by congress (including supreme court nominees) are able to lie with impunity while anyone else would be charged with perjury?

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I hope that oyster guy stomps her at the polls.

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Woody Woodpecker's another one.

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Cicero spoke better Latin, though.

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But it's perfectly ok to dry hump it.

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When all is said and done, though, she's forgotten more about parking lot law that any of us will ever know.

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That's something his many enablers around that cabinet table in the White House should consider. Sooner or later everyone around Trump goes down.

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I kept expecting her to emerge from the waters like the Loch Ness monster.

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What about prayers for gun control?

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The party of small government is turning into a micromanaging machine.

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They all work.

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Agree.

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The problem is he thinks they did.

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Woodpeckers have no shame.

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I wonder how this trend will affect the 2028 Summer Olympics.

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“the trees are about to show us how beautiful it is to let go”

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Definition of irony. "Louisiana told the justices it will no longer defend the court-ordered map that added a second majority-Black congressional district. Instead, the state argued that any use of race in redistricting is unconstitutional."

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This is insane.

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I'd say not so much insane as monstrously vain and entitled.

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This is starting to shape up like Trump's lame parade.

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The crypto president. . . . among other things.

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Game, Set, Match for the brain worm.

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This is one of the reasons they're selling vaccines at a $100 a shot and rationing them--that and foreign junkets.

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Trump means it to be humiliating. He expects those around him both to praise him and degrade themselves.

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That one bear looks bored.

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Trump looks like he's on the toilet.

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I vote for 'miffed.'

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The only thing worse than a trombone is two trombones.

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Lex Luther is plotting to steal the Lincoln Memorial.

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In RFK Jr's book the good whale is a dead whale.

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Wait, these guys care about whales?

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Just what we need, jeans with directions.

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What a pair of magisterial pricks.

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That's not such a stretch.

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If it's gold he's in.

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is

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This what's known as temporizing.

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Lately, Pete Hegseth has projected the air of a drowning man.

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Rivers of gas cans flowing through forests of pressed board.

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Burgum should be ashamed of himself.

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No sharpie moustache?

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bsky.app/profile/adam...

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Thank you!

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No reading allowed.

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Here's the story in present tense. bsky.app/profile/brie...

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This has the pathology of Karma.

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I guess the founding fathers never thought to include bad taste as a high crime and misdemeanour.

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he'd

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Or at the very least pants him. He's hate that.

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I've heard so many variations on that line lately.

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I wish I'd said that.

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That statement sounds extreme. It's really a shame he had a bad high school experience.

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Bingo.

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Preview of what might be in an independent Alberta?

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Nailed it.

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"You might also wonder if Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s famously aggressive crackdown on faculty and curriculum he deems 'woke' has anything to do with the state’s high rankings. The answer is no." Will he take credit? The answer is yes.

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A.I. seems a lot like Donald Trump.

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Touch typing, no less.

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They only call it a cabinet meeting, but it's really a circle jerk.

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He's dying inside.