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Kate Evert

@kateevert.bsky.social

74-year-old national champion powerlifter. Otherwise, just an old boomer.

created October 18, 2023

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Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

My mom did too. She had us first in line to get the sugar cube with the vaccine. I never worried about it either.

3/9/2025, 4:16:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:49:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the President just wanted a stiffie. (Assuming at his age and poor health that’s even possible.)

2/9/2025, 10:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

You and me both, Ana.

2/9/2025, 10:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

And it’s utterly non-partisan—nowhere on the form does the person registering indicate any party affiliation. This is just bonkers and stupid.

2/9/2025, 9:44:52 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

As a league member, I’ve done this. Not only is the naturalization ceremony incredibly moving, but after to have these new citizens eagerly registering as voters is very, very satisfying.

2/9/2025, 9:38:58 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Why oh why can’t his staff find makeup that matches the color of his hand?

2/9/2025, 8:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Tl;dr, but just to say that opening the windows and using a fan is a great idea when the weather allows—until through the window, the birds welcoming the day wake you up at 4:30 am. Not so great then.

2/9/2025, 3:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Which makes it even funnier.

1/9/2025, 11:22:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

When I got my drivers license a million years ago we had to parallel park as part of the test. When my kids got theirs, that was no longer the case, so I made them do it for me before I would give them the car keys.

1/9/2025, 10:51:06 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn’t entirely surprise me.

1/9/2025, 10:46:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Why aren’t we being thanked for our attention to this matter?

1/9/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

As a MO voter, I am grateful!

31/8/2025, 4:25:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

No self-respecting, competent stylist would attempt it.

30/8/2025, 7:54:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Bruise on his left hand looks bigger.

30/8/2025, 7:41:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this from today?

30/8/2025, 5:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite framing so far! The Schrödinger president.

30/8/2025, 1:21:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I know I am! 😁

30/8/2025, 1:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, I woke up this morning after enjoying all of it last night, and my first thought was “well, can’t wait to check the news!” This has been a lot of fun, even if it’s just wishful thinking.

30/8/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

No one has seen him for two days and he has nothing, not even golf, scheduled for the whole weekend. It’s just for funzies.

30/8/2025, 4:20:55 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody has seen him for two days and he has nothing, not even golf, scheduled for the whole weekend. It’s just for fun!

30/8/2025, 4:19:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Good meme, but the ankles need to be way more swollen.

30/8/2025, 4:16:37 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

All anyone has to do is shake someone’s hand and notice that their hand touches no part of the top of the other person’s hand. Anatomically ridiculous.

29/8/2025, 3:15:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I try never to use the f word in writing, but Jesus fucking Christ. Can someone, anyone, give me a logical explanation for this? Other than, you know, own the libs?

29/8/2025, 3:40:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine was in my front yard right after he asked me to go to senior prom.

27/8/2025, 7:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the crappy “down home in the country” junk they make you walk through to get to the restaurant. No dis on country folk. Cracker Barrel’s take is a cheap, Disney-fied version of what country is.

27/8/2025, 3:23:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

If you like food that is so over-salted as to be essentially inedible then Cracker Barrel will be your jam.

27/8/2025, 3:09:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t understand how shaking hands (even a lot of them) leads to bruising on the top of the hand. I suppose if a thousand thumbs have pressed there?? You’d think they could come up with a more logical fiction. Or you know, just tell the truth.

25/8/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

If I were is mother at this point I would raise my eyebrow and say “are you happy now?” Adults cos-playing children are the worst.

25/8/2025, 3:15:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Covering his hand again, I see.

25/8/2025, 2:59:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure he remembers. He just doesn’t give a damn about the truth or reality.

25/8/2025, 12:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been a Democrat since the first time I could vote at age 22 on 1972 (back then you had to be 21.) Now is the first time I’m actually embarrassed about it. Why can’t our national leaders communicate like actual people? WHY??? Make it make sense.

24/8/2025, 11:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, he’s pathetic. In a creepy, ugly kind of way. I’m with you!

23/8/2025, 5:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

This may be true, but it doesn’t explain the narcissism that causes him to feel he needs to cover it up with bad concealer.

23/8/2025, 5:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a bottle of very good champagne.

23/8/2025, 5:27:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a bunch of Boy and Girl Scouts! We ate cookies and made friendship bracelets!

23/8/2025, 5:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I know why he’s always wearing a tie. Without it he looks much more like the old, sick, demented man he is.

23/8/2025, 5:12:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d love to know what a pre-war is.

22/8/2025, 11:45:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those tyrannical lockdowns were when Trump was in his first terms. Man, she’s a turnip.

20/8/2025, 6:49:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Just no limit to the awful. Astonishing each and every day.

20/8/2025, 5:10:34 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I just keep thinking about the poor soul who has to dust that room full of gold spray-painted junk.

19/8/2025, 3:09:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

1875 the same distance from my birth year as this year is. Good F’ing lord.

19/8/2025, 3:07:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I also took up competitive powerlifting at 70 so I’m pretty strong and probably won’t fall, but a one-story house was still the correct thing to do.

18/8/2025, 7:44:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I moved to a ranch style house at 68 for this exact reason. My grandmother was 99 when she fell down the stairs and died a few days later.

18/8/2025, 7:37:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang. A shit show already. Can you imagine the internal eye-rolling around the table?

18/8/2025, 7:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

About a third into the first one in a first-time reading. I’m so happy to see that there are six more! I’m loving it! (PS, I’m 75 so at every page turn I’m like “would I have done this?)

18/8/2025, 12:05:52 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I would contribute to pay his legal fees.

14/8/2025, 3:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

The President of the USA is ranting about wallpaper. Awesome.

13/8/2025, 4:33:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

So am I to infer that this Loomer woman is a certifiable nut case?

13/8/2025, 12:12:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

If that’s true, you would think they’d have released the files months ago. There likely ARE democrats/progressives on the list, but there must also be one SOMEONE on there who needs to be shielded. The Trump administration should release the files and prove Vance’s statement.

10/8/2025, 8:31:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly thought no one could be more detestable than Trump, but I may need to rethink that.

10/8/2025, 2:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what percentage of her brain has been colonized by worms, do we think?

9/8/2025, 3:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re only missing two entirely.

8/8/2025, 7:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shabby man, doing shabby things.

8/8/2025, 6:37:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

…apple, not far from tree…

8/8/2025, 4:09:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will there be anyone who can tell if it’s been doctored?

7/8/2025, 12:03:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until their first South Dakota winter. Lolol.

6/8/2025, 11:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg, same! My dad never touched me (Mom did the physical discipline, which thankfully wasn’t often), but MAN, when he expressed disappointment! Ugh, dagger to the heart!

6/8/2025, 4:36:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I got “the belt” twice (both as punishments for things I did that I knew not to do) at age 8 or 9. I’m 75 and I can still remember how scared I was. Not the pain—just the fear.

6/8/2025, 4:30:00 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there any way to stop him doing this?

5/8/2025, 11:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds a lot like the 11,780 votes he was “entitled” to in Georgia.

5/8/2025, 2:21:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno. I think I’d prefer a person who ran for the governor of my state to run as herself, not as someone else entirely.

5/8/2025, 4:26:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I adore that book.

4/8/2025, 9:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter (a millennial) is a 911 dispatcher and needs to listen to a phone call, type what the caller is saying, AND talk to whatever services she’s deploying *at the same time.* She monitors four screens of data too. This poor old boomer can only bow down. I’m lucky I can walk and chew gum.

4/8/2025, 4:21:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this has been said many times in these six months, but my god, we’ll be unrecognizable in three and a half years.

4/8/2025, 3:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe because I’m old but I don’t get this. Who is that? And why is the WH doing this video? Huh??

4/8/2025, 4:47:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised it took them this long to target him.

3/8/2025, 4:12:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s simply senseless. And of course, really, really stupid.

3/8/2025, 4:07:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Eeewwwwww.

2/8/2025, 12:46:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy cow, I’ve been to 42 of these cities. I’m quite old, though, and have had lots of time to do it.

31/7/2025, 1:09:34 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 4:23:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who gets to decide who “belongs” in the city?

29/7/2025, 4:17:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand the officer who died was an immigrant from Bangladesh. Can’t wait to see Trumpers have to say about that!

29/7/2025, 4:15:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I plan on using this as an audition song for a revue next month. It’s gonna kill! I can’t wait to introduce a whole bunch of folks to this genius.

28/7/2025, 1:54:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly can’t be done. That’s one beautiful hunk of pupper right there.

28/7/2025, 1:44:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Think how empty inside he must be that cheating in a game you’re playing for fun, and because presumably you enjoy it, is something you just…do.

27/7/2025, 8:29:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

What is it with all these MAGAs that they can’t/won’t read a calendar? You would think that an elected person would grok that although elections (mostly) are held in even years, people thus elected start serving in odd years. Lord have mercy.

27/7/2025, 7:15:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he wasn’t a scary black woman. Because they were eating the dogs and cats. Because the price of eggs was just too much to handle. Shall I go on?

27/7/2025, 7:10:08 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can still sing “The Vatican Rag” at age 75, even though I learned it in what, my twenties? Lehrer is an American treasure.

27/7/2025, 5:10:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m awfully glad I didn’t have this woman’s life.

27/7/2025, 4:26:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dead eyes. Like a shark.

26/7/2025, 4:43:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now you need to run to a streaming service and watch it! And prepare to be enchanted.

25/7/2025, 4:03:23 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure about you and me, but they think their base is VERY stupid.

24/7/2025, 6:46:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post gets a follow. Lolol.

24/7/2025, 6:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of all the things I imagined Trump and his minions might do, going after Hilary Clinton AGAIN was close to last.

24/7/2025, 3:57:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, in theory. However, with a 6-3 conservative court (not to mention that the six appear to be MAGA) I’m fairly certain the immunity is only for the current occupant of the White House.

23/7/2025, 6:19:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Whew, I can mark myself safe from Andrew Tate!

22/7/2025, 4:31:13 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is really incredibly ugly, even for him.

21/7/2025, 4:29:07 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly my reaction. Get in my belly!

20/7/2025, 3:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at that shiny object over there!! Not Epstein, not Epstein…

20/7/2025, 2:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The vanity just comes off him in waves.

15/7/2025, 9:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

Or go to Carl’s source material and read any John D MacDonald novels.

15/7/2025, 7:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or “The Kaiju Preservation Society” by John Scalzi. So, so good.

15/7/2025, 6:58:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

You might try “Just One Damn Thing After Another,” by Jodi Taylor. It’s the first book in her “Chronicles of St. Mary’s” series. It’s about a group of British historians who study historical events in contemporary time (don’t call it time travel!). Hilarious; truly I’ve laughed out loud a lot.

15/7/2025, 6:56:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Evert (@kateevert.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m almost 76 and just retired two weeks ago. Believe me, it was time, and I don’t feel bad about it.

15/7/2025, 6:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, I could listen to Mike Duncan all day.

14/7/2025, 4:54:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I bet not on Fox News.

13/7/2025, 9:24:11 PM | 127 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My backyard is this (with a privacy fence). But if I did this in my front yard the HOA would have a coronary.

12/7/2025, 5:11:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Co-sign.

11/7/2025, 5:29:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view