Playing golf? Looks like Trump is playing chauffeur to yer another racist piece of shit
Playing golf? Looks like Trump is playing chauffeur to yer another racist piece of shit
The best suggestion you will hear today.
He may have a higher IQ than all other presidents combined!
They’re totally going to do this.
Cooked to perfection, I might add. Somehow that point always gets lost though 🙄
This is the definition of a “make me sadder” song for me. Love it! And thank for starting this thread!
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.
MAGA: But… what if it was painted?
Sure, let’s address how our legislation keeps allowing human beings to acquire these inanimate objects that are explicitly made and used to kill lots of people all at once
And Stephen Miller would know, as the world’s leading expert in eating discarded toenail clippings
Trusting experts is a feature of religion? He think authoritarians differ to experts? It’s amazing how wrong he can be about so many things in such a small space
That melting pile of flesh is ALIVE??
Any movie featuring Stephen Miller would have to contain him shrieking, “Guards, seize them!”
Just close your eyes… that’s it…
Whenever he says, “A lot of people are saying _____” no one is saying it
I like this window into how these deeply disturbed people think because it shows how Kirk can’t even fathom the thought that conservatives children could eventually develop their own perspective of the world
Well Susan, don’t still think Trump has surely learned his lesson?
A pay by the hour room rental situation does seem like the type of arrangement they would work out
JD, we don’t give a shit about your prayers because we all know that after every school shooting, your only prayer is, “God, please protect all our guns from legislation tonight”
Specifically in the Lincoln bedroom. Right over the bed
Well, we’re cooked
Here he goes.
I’m sure you do, you racist little shit stain of a leprechaun
And to think, a literal worm tried to rectify that mistake and he was *still* appointed to lead HHS
I wonder which healing crystals the CDC will recommend to prevent polio?
Radical Capitalist cannot accept your need to pursue self interest
What a petty, pathetic, little bitch he is
…who they praise as the most knowledgeable and best qualified, literally, after they just ousted the person that is all of those things.
They usually couch their racism in more ambiguity than this. But, here it is, right in the open
And why do I think your prayers amount to nothing more than, “God, in the wake of yet another senseless shooting, please protect our guns from legislation tonight…”
I wouldn’t have been able to join because I can’t hula, so I probably would’ve acted like it was a stupid club to cover how much I wanted to be a member
What the actual fuck is wrong with these people
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Yeah if you want to learn how to make a country suck and hate you, the past 200 days were a masterclass. But of course, JD needs no help in being hateable
The Earth gives us this and we fuck it all up with credit reports and landlords
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Absolutely disgusting
To anyone who’s political beliefs boiled down to, “burn it all down, it’s all corrupt” - this is what that gets you
Actual waste, fraud, & abuse.
I’m outta order?? You’re out of order!!My whole sandwich order is outta order!!!
Sounds fast
I didn’t realize the end of the world take so damn long
Don't get it twisted. Trump is having the National Guard pick up trash to debase them. He hates the military. He is incapable of understanding anyone who would make sacrifices for the greater good. He thinks they are suckers and losers, and he's treating them as such.
Ahh yes, when we dropped those big payloads of negotiations on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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And y’all do it with the added bonus of a menstrual cycle too
Sadly, “rethink” implies that some level of thought was put into it to begin with
But never fear, they have a “final solution” for people with mental health issues too!
Your periodic reminder that people who blame “mental illness” for every mass shooting want to make it easier for people to get guns and harder for people to get mental healthcare.
I’ve never been more thankful to be out of the service right now. Holy shit. How fucking demoralizing. But then again, what do you expect voting for someone who calls the military “suckers” and “losers”
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
Six months from now, as we all do mandatory, guided stretching exercises in the government plaza, I’ll turn to that one MAGA guy who’ll go, “it’s not that bad! We needed the exercise. I don’t know why you have to be so overdramatic about this. This is totally normal stuff!”
⏰ This isn’t speculation. As historian Heather Cox Richardson warns, we now face a president and sidekick openly working to destroy the independence of all three branches of government. The erosion of checks and balances is happening before us. Our way of life and government are under attack.👇
Six months from now, as my coworkers and I do mandatory, guided stretching exercises in the government plaza, I turn to that one MAGA guy who goes, “it’s not that bad! Honestly, we needed the exercise. I don’t know why you have to be so overdramatic about this. This is totally normal country stuff!”
Perhaps it’s a mistake to have cabinet meetings be 3+hr groveling sessions to a person with an obvious cognitive impairment. At a certain point this demented fool is going to forget that the complimentary lies his inner circle tell him are in fact lies
note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator
Who did this?
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
Hello children. Embrace your destruction
I have a ramen bowl that’s great for cereal. It fits like half the box
“It’s turning the freaking frogs gay”
The only conclusion is they actively support authoritarianism and want to continue this system where our choices are purely illusionary
Sounds like a court that doesn’t expect a democratic president to ever be elected again
Ah yes, Church. Where you go for moral instruction on who to hate
I hope it’s painful
If people are going “crazy on both sides like we’ve never seen before”, maybe arrest the people attacking the flag burners, as flag burning is a protected 1st amendment right
Get ready to hear the DOJ make argument, “we didn’t remove him… We just put him on a plane… and the plane took off and took him to Uganda”
I’m coming around to thinking that JD isn’t necessarily a liar, he’s just this stupid. He’s spent years sitting in the corner listening to the dumbest takes from guys like Curtis Yarvin and Peter Theil and then repeats them without any concept of what he’s saying or what it means
Well, I mean, brunch?
How many years for molesting a flag like it was a child on Epstein’s island?
As far as his health goes, I think I speak for all of us when I say we wish him the most pain humanly possible. Just complete agony 24/7
How about the kitchen table issue of not wanting taxes to go to a military occupation of American cities
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
His ass better be paying rent
Is we aware they aren’t fans? That they aren’t *making* wind?
Maybe we could auction off all those big ugly monuments too, it in a gold fountain instead, really class up the joint
Quick note: maybe don’t use the most viscerally unappealing, unattractive, uncharismatic, person to never exist as your literal poster child
Imagine how the brain scan of whatever syphilitic mess is going on between his ears will look
🤞🤞🤞
In case anyone is still wondering why Bolton was raided
Who could’ve seen this coming from the crew that brought you, “We don’t have any classified documents. Oh, you mean *those* classified documents. Here they all are. Oops, forgot about the ones in the bathroom and office and bedroom 🙊”
Is there a smoke break apparatus on this obstacle course?
New York’s Leftovers
I guess Governments case is she was too busy participating to see anyone else do anything so we should probably give her a pardon to be on the safe side
“…no, I didn’t see a thing that looked inappropriate. Most of those guys were too busy with their bible studies to do any foolishness…”
That’s so that guy. He’s so funny, always being like, “Excuse me, I’m having dinner with my family, what are you doing?” Such a joker. That’s why he’s the one
Look at his wittle beans!
Yes, and…
I think this panic button is broken because I keep smashing it and nothing is happening
Followed, hopefully, by the Great Unfuckening
The Great Fuckening
They’re already the pro mass shooting/mass child murder party
The president, from what I saw, was always too busy leading bible studies or writing generous donations to children’s hospitals. Can I haz pardon now pleeze?
Doesn’t the casualness of his off the cuff remarks negate the supposed “emergency” he’s describing?
Still not understanding the concept of “ladder”