A bunch of people that buy raw milk end up… boiling it. So, I wonder what they’d say if they knew that’s what pasteurization is in fact? But since they don’t know that’s what it is: the devils magic! Heathen! Burn the pasteurized infidels!
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A bunch of people that buy raw milk end up… boiling it. So, I wonder what they’d say if they knew that’s what pasteurization is in fact? But since they don’t know that’s what it is: the devils magic! Heathen! Burn the pasteurized infidels!
I thought for a good five minutes trying to come up with some witty thing to say but I guess I’m just depressed because I think they’re going to roll over as soon as they fucking can
That orca is thinking about all the yachts it’s going to wreck, you can just tell from that look in its eyes 😂
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What we are totally rational 100% of the time! (Brain: yes, good, good. Now Matty I want you find five more posts just like this and comment how right you are so I can get the feel good serotonin drip. Now. Do it!)
Historic….ly stupid
First off, yeah no shit. Second, having a legal ruling is good. Third, I have no illusions that this will slow or stop them at this point.
A judge ruled that Trump is illegally using the military as a “national police force with the president as its chief,” and found that his Los Angeles troop deployment broke the law. Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Gonzo gets a bonus 10% goode on all things, so looks like we are 100% here 🙂↕️
The eye hand guy or a different hand guy? It’s been a while for me too
He’s dead and we have to solve his murder. Turns out it was JD in the kitchen with the candlestick
Mean NPC dater here and I’ll freely admit to it. It makes it all the more sweeter when they finally acknowledge you’re alright… they guess.
Every single disaster and crime going forward is probably going to be directly tied to them cutting money to programs that had been in place already that were designed to fight whatever is happening that day.
Damn, I had just been thinking how the movies they’ve been making lately haven’t been at all comparable to the stuff that made them really popular and respected. And now this! Just speed running that rise and fall arc I guess.
Uh, un-respectfully, fuck messaging strategists who say things like that.
I had this on the TV in the background and I had a record scratch moment when he said it. Basically I'm just going to call all these guys the Pro Mass Shootings party.
Cars are communism, got it. Guess we better ban all cars and just have really cool bullet trains and public transport 👍🫡
they are so ill-suited for the moment. we don’t need genteel politicos. we need fucking bomb throwers. no “work across the aisle” types. i’m talking “burn it all down and salt the earth” types.
Question: Why did US put big tariffs on India despite major national interest in cultivating a strategic counterweight to China and trying to isolate Russia? Answer: Because the US president lied that he fixed India-Pakistan and India wouldn’t go along with the lie. (Seriously, that’s the answer)
I don't think it's so much about abolishing insurance as insurance actually doing what it's supposed to do and not automatically denying life saving treatment, payouts, preventative care, etc etc. When it's a for profit model it really isn't interested in helping people, just their own bottom line.
Doing their best, bezos' little soldiers writing their hearts out, finding the critical center of the article 🥹 I'm waiting for another one to come up saying that because of biden's advanced age the fed must not stay independent or some other horse shit like that
We need a interview with Hakeem or Chuck saying “we’ll respond at a time and place of our choosing with the strongest worded letter we can manage” and then the sad trombone sound plays
Incredible to have an ‘opposition’ party that can’t even scrape together a decent media blitz against a steroid addled, measles-loving eugenicist who’s on video praising the benefits of DOING HEROIN. Just the most useless people ever, who are effectively helping folks that are trying to kill us.
We are going to call it ghoul eve and it will always be the first day we celebrate before the actual day when it happens
Lawl what if he came back but the qanon people started some new dumbass conspiracy that was exactly this 😂
What… what if they put his head in a jar and then stays alive forever like Futurama? Then we have to deal with him for the foreseeable future 😩
*stares at JD*
Let’s get Daniel Craig’s detective guy from knives out to investigate. Or the lady from The Residence
What if I went to sleep and didn’t turn on do not disturb? I… think I’d be okay getting disturbed for this news
I will not check the Internet repeatedly overnight I will not check the Internet repeatedly overnight I will not check the Internet repeatedly overnight I will not check the Internet repeatedly overnight I will not check the Internet repeatedly overnight
Gonna save and remember this one when it finally goes down
I did reply to him so check that out. I don’t think anything is going to come out of it but this is most jazzed Friday night I’ve had in a while 😂
They’d need to truly have an around the clock guard for him. It wouldn’t last a week otherwise. Or maybe they’d like hide the actual burial site?
Nope 😂 Just not frantically reloading your timeline like the rest of us terminally online folks. There is a certain man who many people do not like who has apparently not been seen since Wednesday and now it’s kind of running away a bit on here. I kind of don’t think we’ll get that lucky but maybe??
I’m really enjoying how we aren’t saying his name, just alluding to things and yet we all know exactly who we are talking about and low key are going feral 😂 I don’t know if you can actually be low key feral but it’s how I feel right this moment
The Russians got us again!
I remember when I was seriously considering Prince William might have killed Kate for a minute there 😩 She popped up eventually, let’s see what happens here
Wait wait, is it like really maybe happening? I’ve seen more than a few posts sort of alluding to *something* happening. Or are we all playing a game of telephone and it’s running away on us?
My suggestion is if you don’t need FB and insta for work is you should delete your meta account entirely and not use any of their services. I got rid of mine a couple of years ago and more and more glad I did every time a new story like this pops up.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Thanks, hopefully the incessant retweeting of disasters won’t get you down too much 😂
Shut the fuck uppppppppppppppp. Jesus
Ok Robert F Kennedy Jr is hereby FIRED. I declare this *officially.* There! Have a good weekend, folks.
Me?? I have to do it? Ok then…
I want a Oval Office press conference where @dieworkwear.bsky.social gets invited for the purpose of being yelled at like Zelensky was but instead spends an hour destroying every poor clothing choice JD and DJT have ever made in their lives and it ends in JD weeping and running out of the room.
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
And then you did a spinning kick flip through your phone to his and knocked him out cold 🙂↕️
I really don’t want ChatGPT handling my medical insurance claims, flight arrangements, social security problems, my cable packages, work schedules or basically *anything* that all the businesses have been forcing on us. Its not intelligent, it doesn’t understand what it’s saying or you’re asking for
All time selling high! Wow! We must really be doing well! *drives to the store to buy things I don't need like a rabid animal*
"sir, martha has ratio'd mark cuban a third time"
Mark Cuban passive aggressively complaining about this website’s user base by reposting people applauding a random older lady who constantly ratios him for bad healthcare takes is a certified Bluesky moment
“Your passwords don’t match” yES BC I HAVEN’T FINISHED TYPING THE SECOND ONE YET JFC LEAVE ME ALONE
Feel this in my soul
Pizza seems appropriate in this situation
jd vance just praying for the opportunity to meet with the president alone for a few minutes
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Thousands of DC residents chanting “fuck Jeff Bezos” outside of the P Street Whole Foods
There was that interview on MSNBC (I think?) where Elon in the middle of it just decided to say how much it hurt his feelings to be called a nazi. Well, like, my dude? Your website is full of nazis, caters to nazis, boosts nazi propaganda? If you don’t want to be called one maybe… stop?
Or ship you off to a wellness camp
Is this something I can bet on with polymarket? Jk, you couldn’t pay me to use that website
I’ve already used this meme in a completely unrelated post this week but it seems close enough for this
I looked through the names and really didn’t know or follow most of them. But it’s such a boneheaded move in general for those that signed up for it. How could you look at that contract and think everything is on the up and up? I guess 8k a month is what it takes to be bought completely now?
"The oft-mentioned tyranny being opposed by gun owners is really just the sense that the wrong people are encroaching on the privileges and prerogatives of whiteness." From 2020:
Guess I better go through my podcast subscriptions 😩
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Another few points to add to this boondoggle, A) who’s going to detect the cloud breach when it happens since everyone In cybersecurity have been DOGEd? B) will the persons in charge of social sec even give a shit and act? I can seem them mealy mouth saying it’ll cost too much to issue new numbers
“Well I looked over this list and none of these places exist”
Breakfast Club host Charlamagne says of Hakeem Jeffries: "I call him AIPAC Shakur." "I just don't think he stands for anything."
I use an ultra long extremely complicated set of random characters that I save in my phone but get lost under the wrong website name which then forces me to reset my password, thus enabling 2 factor authentication without turning it on
By attempting to fire Fed Governor Lisa Cook, Trump is once again threatening the only thing that will spur Democrats in general into action: the god almighty dollar
Asked if he'd vote for Chuck Schumer to remain Democratic Leader, Graham Palmer replies: "No." "We need leaders that have vision and, frankly, the ability to fight. The things that I've seen recently don't show me a Democratic leadership that has that."
Where's mark cuban to tell us to go learn how to code with AI that doesnt work?
The kind of video game speed run where they jump in a corner for five minutes and you have no idea what they're doing and then suddenly they unlock the end level of democracy and are killing the final boss after a quick 7 months of time
If I hear “boys are falling behind!” one more gd time FINISH THE SENTENCE falling behind WHOM, motherfuckers? SAY IT SAY AND OWN THAT YOU THINK IT’S UNNATURAL FOR GIRLS TO BE BETTER AT SHIT THAN BOYS
Sam is finally getting exactly what he deserves... #GameChanger
Going to be buying vaccines on the black market this fall I guess 🙄
We are a society of contradictions
WHOS GOT BEEF WITH JES?! They got beef with me now! 😤😤😤😤
"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading." Isaac Asimov
Do you need me to put this in writing? No, your honor, we’ll ignore it just as much either way.
Sir you are the greatest worst president of my lifetime
The next phase of wellness grifting is upon us. “Black tar heroin addresses a number of vitamin deficiencies we have after consuming gmo foods. I take it regularly and have seen my amino acid numbers improve dramatically!”
“Don’t wear ski masks” yes! Only government approved gaiters, bandanas and baklava’s are allowed obviously
Hakeem looks up from the latest focus group report. “The ass… ?” He sighs and shrugs. If that’s what they recommended then by god he will shout it from the rooftops. Speaker Jeffries then adjusts his tie and turns to his computer webcam, waiting for the Dana Bash interview to start.