Show us the proof!
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Show us the proof!
Especially when she is having a very public affair with Corey Lewandowski.
Jerry Meandering
She ain’t got nobody (sorry)
Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Donald Trump
I bet Jim Kirk has to eat fish on Fridays. Here ya go, Jim . . .
With the emphasis on ‘teat’
Why *can’t* I have a beef vindaloo ⁈
She looks more like a skunk than a mole.
The US just doesn’t have any cards.
Looks harmless too.
He’s decreased the number of wars by up to 1500%
Fabric or steel?
And the quotation marks make sense.
Trump (and Melania) alive and well in the Ball Room today.
Only if you can yodel the National Anthem.
🦇 😱 🤣 😂
Could we do a similar thing to the White House?
Didn’t he call for resignations or firings at the NWS after they contradicted him?
So he expects a 50% decrease to be handled completely differently to a 1500% decrease? The guy and his adult children couldn’t answer the question: what is 16 times 7 on the Howard Stern show many years ago.
So a 50% decrease would result in the drug costing $200 using your mathematical division. 🤔 🤨
Trump: TOO MANY NON-WORKING HOLIDAYS!! Also Trump: NO MAIL-IN VOTING!!
No one expects the jamon bocadillo!!
How does one greet Mao Ning?
Let them eat cake.
Ms. Noem, how long have you worked at the DHS?
Medvedev will be identified by his liver.
Another source . . . www.reuters.com/world/in⋯
Alright, how about a different source? Can you specify the misinformation and disinformation that is being spread?
Water vapour.
Or a mausoleum 💀 👻
Must be the yeast.
The great video equipment didn’t catch this hooligan stone cold, though . . .
J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social Is very good, too!
His granddaughter, Kai.
The weekend is but young.
Needs more cowbell!
If you just have a handful of account names in mind, you can use: from:xyz.bsky.social from:xyz2.bsky.social (search terms) Note: don’t use the @ in the names. Separate each one with a space. You could copy and paste your list of names for later re-use.
They’re murdering the oil! When Trump 1.0 abandoned Syria (and the Kurds) he proclaimed: “but we saved the oil!” Gaw, blimey!
Gaw (and I simply cannot stress this enough) blimey!
Shear poetry.
Dahl is made with lentils — Indian proverb.
We should keep an eye (or two) on this.
Liquid Gumption, 49 years ago . . . ia800108.us.archive.org/⋯
Alright Donald. I have this variable capacitor that I’m using to tune my local oscillator. Can you give me a frequency? (not two weeks). Fuckin idiot.
Someone replied to you with the alt text. Why didn’t you acknowledge that? They fixed the problem, you simply complained. Why?
It's time for poetry
The same thing happens with Combined Harvesters in some locations.
So if I post a reply, will you shoot it?
Is she from Altrincham?
🤣😂 I heard that too!
Morbidly obese amoeba.
He did once — when he was born.
Zelenskyy: “but I’m not dancing with the stars!”
Are most of these cabinet members allergic to daylight?
Servile Dysfunction.
How else is he going to get his knee to make direct contact with the ground?
Cracker Barrel Cruises! 🏴☠️
The fabulous Eddie Izzard! I went to college in the town where Eddie grew up.
He’s remembering that old family portrait . . .
“Then why don’t you substitute the letter C for the letter K?” “Oh yeah . . . what a silly bunt!” 2/2
“Attacked by a cat?” “No, a bat. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered as a sbhoolboy” ~ Eric Idle -- the man who couldn’t say the letter C. “Can you say the letter K?” “Oh yes; Kipling, kettle, Kings Bollege Bambridge . . .” 1/2
run by a mafia . . .
He didn’t say _which_ two weeks.
Hydrogen peroxide is a chemical compound with the formula H₂O₂. In its pure form, it is a very pale blue liquid that is slightly more viscous than water.
omit indefinite article — sound russian
We have to be kind to Stephen. He is still struggling with puberty.
The lunatic is on the grass, The lunatic is on the grass, Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs Got to keep the loonies on the path ♬
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed
I would imagine that it’s Camille @camillezapata.bsky.social
The lunatic is in the hall. The lunatics are in my hall. The paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day the paper boy brings more ♬
Post someone who looks good in boots.
Why didn’t his parents name him?
QOTD 👏
European leaders love my collection hats. 🫢🤨🤢
The Romans failed to invent planes.
vape plumbum
Wasn’t that Vesuvius?
Amaized. Maize — a vegetable profusely grown in America that cannot be digested by any living organism.
Block records on Bluesky do not have an attribute that defines seriousness. @bsky.app
“to be” or not “to be” ??
It appears that the idiot replied and blocked at the same time. So I cannot read his eloquent rebuttal. Such a shame. 🤣
Since when has bollocks been spelled with an X?? Look, mate, we British generously granted you unwashed colonials use of the English language. Kindly stop bastardising it.
“... literally wrote” ??
Her full name actually is Alina Saad Habba. The daughter of Iraqi catholic refugees.
Real officers do not ski ⛷
finding new horizons. just the two of us . . .♫ ♪ ♬
Here is a fascinating story about the drug:
The word denier has two meanings. I don’t really want to think about Jim Jordan dressed in stockings 🤮
@notpodium.bsky.social you probably won’t want to see this image, so I’ll avoid drawing you attention to it.
In the UK it’s 999. Remember rotary phones and how long it took for the 9 to click all the way round?
James McIntyre — never had a Good Year.
