Donnie could provide them that much bullsh*t daily.
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Donnie could provide them that much bullsh*t daily.
Hegseth will get them gardening attachments for their M-4 rifles.
Maybe Hegseth will see about getting gardening attachments for their M-4 rifles.
She was totally committed to fighting for what Trump and Putin wanted. So Trump gave her family nearly $5 million from taxpayers.
Is it Rotunda time?
Who are you gonna believe — scientists or RFK Jr.’s starving brain worm?
Tomorrow’s GOP talking points — “President Trump turned water into wine. “
Maybe Disney World will buy it. Nope, they hate DeSantis, too.
It’s like implanting a brain worm is part of the initiation for leaders in this administration.
I thought for sure they’d opt for Department of Offense, so they could pre-emptively attack people they hate.
Is that hat so big that it’s casting a shadow on the side of his head? It could never be that his hat doesn’t fit because his ego shrunk.
Remember the old ad, "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs?" Well, this is a brain after 14 years on heroin and a brain worm. How is it that the little piece that's left thinks it's smarter than every scientist on the planet?
They are taking their orders to "clean up DC" literally.
Kari Lake is Sarah Palin lite. At least Palin got elected to office. Lake failed in her Senate and governor races in a Red State.
Working all day on behalf of racism and white nationalism can be tiring. Or maybe they just found out their 29-day deployment doesn't qualify them for any benefits -- thanks to Donnie.
Remember the old ad, "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs?" Well, this is a brain after 14 years on heroin and a brain worm. How is it that the little piece that's left thinks it's smarter than every scientist on the planet?
Remember the old ad, "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs?" Well, this is a brain after 14 years on heroin and a brain worm. How is it that the little piece that's left thinks it's smarter than every scientist on the planet?
Donnie doesn't know how anything works. This is such a Stephen Miller "let's f*ck 'em over" move.
Waiting to hear when it's Rotunda time.
Feulner led the creation of "Mandate for Leadership" which listed 2,000 changes the Heritage Foundation wanted Ronald Reagan to implement. Reagan made 1,200 of the changes. That's why he is the second worst U.S. president ever. Project 2025 is just a rebranding of the Heritage Foundation's playbook.
He delivers -- every day, we get a shitload of Donnie Dementia's Revenge Tour, with a side order of gigantic grifting.
So the banking information of millions of Americans who receive Social Security direct deposits will soon be in the hands of Donnie Krasnov's employer. DOGE kids probably did the same thing at the IRS.
The excess bile in his heart is manifesting itself on his hand.
DeSantis has all the smarts of a pet rock come to life.
Trump had to disappear for two days just to recover from counting all the money he's made on his presidency. If Congress insisted he take a salary and skip the grifting, he'd quit that day. The GOP (Grease Our Palms, Grab Our Profits, Give Others Poverty) prefers to overlook his illegal activities.
We’re all waiting for Rotunda time.
Just like all of his troubles, self-inflicted.
Other than the vests and guns, they kinda look like your ordinary porch pirates, only slower.
Evidently, littering is the major focus of the very expensive deployment of the National Guard. Can't wait to see their highly trained landscaping crew.
HHS Sec. RFK Jr. is subbing for Energy Sec. Chris Wright, an oil company executive. The optics would be bad for an oil guy to be publicly dissing wind power, so RFK Jr. is doing it, not realizing if we do nothing on climate change, it won't matter how healthy you are. He has a history with whales.
He keeps the Cabinet meeting videos handy. Likely his version of porn.
The GOP (Give Others Prison) is all about turning back the clock. There was already an alliterative name for government run prisons of the 1940s -- concentration camps.
The GOP (Give Others Prison) is all about turning back the clock. There was already an alliterative name for government run prisons of the 1940s -- concentration camps.
Betting Stephen Miller's wet dreams would be nightmares for the rest of us.
Trump puts his name on everything; so the Commandments might best be renamed, Trump's Top 10 Sins.
If they change the name to Department of Offense, then they could carry out pre-emptive strikes on everyone they hate.
People his age bruise easily, especially if they backhand someone while in revenge mode.
Might be legal if they renamed them “Trump’s Top 10 Sins.”
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
Donnie's first two Supreme Court appointees team up to tell lower courts to green light everything Trump wants, just like they are doing.
They’re just upping the chances for a bad incident, which is Trump’s desired outcome.
Hey, Eric. You were 22 when your Dad hooked up with Stormy Daniels. Did he tell you all about that? Or are there a few things he hasn't shared with you?
China is leading the world in solar and wind installations in the 21st century. Meanwhile, Trump is returning us to the 19th century.
Hopefully, God will conduct an intervention. Let me know when it's Rotunda time!
The GOP (Give Others Poverty) touted "trickle-down economics" for decades. Give the rich extreme wealth and it will trickle down, they said. Never happened. Many of the top 1% contribute nothing to the cost of running the country. The "big, beautiful bill" just added to the deficit - bigly.
If Dumb Donnie actually does that, I hope every citizen of DC floods the White House switchboard daily to complain about trash pickup, noisy neighbors, litterers, speeders and a myriad of other things the government hears about. If Donnie assumes the powers, give him a shitload of responsibilities.
Just like Donnie, Ronnie was following the Heritage Foundation’s playbook.
It follows their mantra that avoids any actual hard work. They leave that to their minions.
It will help their numbers if they can claim they deported people who aren’t even here in the country.
They've likely been planning this for weeks, because the Secret Service spends a lot of time checking and securing places the president will be, checking rooftops, locking down buildings, etc. Strictly another diversion to get Putin and Epstein out of the news. Maybe they've staged "an incident."
Most likely using a GOP (Give Others Prison) color chart to determine who to pull out of their car and slam to the ground.
Armored car, flak jacket, helmet, camo makeup, hundreds of National Guard and DC police, plus cameramen, photographers, reporters -- even the dumbest criminals will see them coming. For the camera footage, they'll have to resort to arresting random people and making them disappear.
More Theater of the Absurd.
Cosplaying Kristi Noem will be behind the counter at the nearest McDonald's to take his order.
He's gonna head straight for the nearest McDonald's where Kristi Noem will be cosplaying as a McD employee.
Wondering how far the walk is to the nearest McDonald's.
Make a list. Start with "Stephen Miller hates..." It may take you until the next elections to finish the list. The much smaller list starts, "Stephen Miller likes..."
Cosplaying Christi Noem in her Border Patrol uniform for the press conference. No info yet on whether she changed into a painter's clothes for some video of her actually painting the wall. In a year, when the paint's all peeled off, they'll begin super-gluing broken glass to the wall.
His next book, “The Art of the Steal.”
His next book, “The Art of the Steal.”
LOL. Imagining that’s his toilet face.
Trump is going to make DC safe again? Is he moving back to Mar-A-Lago?
It's a two-acre plus sized ballroom that by the time it's finished he won't have the stamina to make it across the room.
DOGE employee Big Balls was attacked in DC, giving President Scumballs another opportunity to distract the nation by militarizing the streets of DC.
Duffy thinks that his employment at Fox News entitles him a lifetime of ignoring facts. It's all about the sound bite.
Melania looks like she's part of a tasteless sandwich.
The information Biden spoke of had been reported for years in articles, books, etc., but suddenly it has caused a $1 billion injury to Melania. It's like Donnie was looking for another distraction and a payday. Looking forward to the depositions from Trump world that a lawsuit brings.
The information Biden spoke of had been reported for years in articles, books, etc., but suddenly it has caused a $1 billion injury to Melania. It's like Donnie was looking for another distraction and a payday. Looking forward to the depositions from Trump world that a lawsuit brings.
The information Biden spoke of had been reported for years in articles, books, etc., but suddenly it has caused a $1 billion injury to Melania. It's like Donnie was looking for another distraction and a payday. Looking forward to the depositions from Trump world that a lawsuit brings.
All of the gold in the Oval Office is to distract you from the lump under the rug, where the Epstein files are.
Evidently, a key employee of the GOP is the "alliteration aide," who names things. There was already an alliterative name for these centers -- concentration camps.
Two bros with a combined age of 161 are going to try to figure it out. That should go well. Now they are talking about a land swap. Will Putin get Alaska?
Putin walking away with the deed to Alaska in his hand.
Like all his transactions, under the table.
Part of the plan? Alaska annexed to Russia?
Did the Deal Genius tip his hand when he said he's going to Russia on Friday? Is he going to sign over the deed to Alaska to Putin?
I totally think Donnie Dementia will try to take everything gold-plated in the White House with him when he goes back to Mar-A-Legoland.
That could be because Epstein and Maxwell are sweethearts of the GOP (Give Others Prison).
Trump’s record remains at 100% of hiring the wrong person for the job. It’s his genius. Put the Dems in and the 25th Amendment will be invoked on Jan. 21, 2027.
Trump says he’s tired of seeing “blood-thirsty criminals” in D.C., and yet he still holds Cabinet meetings.
In his revenge-centric life, you’d think Donnie would take revenge on Father Time by hitting the gym or running. Instead, we pay $3 million a week for him to drive a golf cart.
Trump hopes it will be a big distraction and a good photo op on Friday when he signs over the deed to Alaska to Putin. Later, Vance will ask if Putin remembered to say, Thank you!
These folks all passed the GOP color chart test that ICE uses to determine who to arrest.
Trump says he’s tired of seeing “blood-thirsty criminals” in DC. Then he should stop having Cabinet meetings.
At his press conference, Trump said he's going to Russia on Friday to meet Putin. He's actually going to Alaska for the meeting. But after the meeting, Alaska will likely belong to Russia. Thanks for the heads up, Deal Genius.
Crime in DC is down 35% from last year. But Donnie's DOGE kid, Big Balls, got beat up in DC, so now it's a war on crime and the homeless. Another Donnie distraction to take focus off of the Epstein files. An actual DOGE kid with big balls could upload the Epstein files a few media servers.
That DUH, blank stare that's taken 79 years to perfect.
It’s Trump world, so video recording their actual actions feels like an assault to them.