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Not normal but welcomed.
Not an award winning author, journalist, scientist, athlete or politico. Just a dad, husband, volunteer for those with special needs, overworked Manager of Operations, Sales and Marketing and master of the Jedi Mind Trick.
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Not normal but welcomed.
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Maybe Putin slipped him poison.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a difference?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish the Governor would not do this on Twitter. It almost makes me want to sign up again.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he had a stroke.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he wearing pants?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Also afraid of bright light as well it seems.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard he has a case of the Epsteins.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard he had surgery to remove blood clots from his legs.
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Wow
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Kruse, you well know that if it wasn’t for the President’s intervention they would be eating the cats and the dogs in LA right now…. Lol
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Oops
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
They sure do. They’re racists.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
He is definitely not the most transparent president.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
She spells her first name incorrectly too!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
How could I have missed Trump’s Truth Social post about this?!?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
But shares of the company that makes Ivermectin just went up.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If they come to Chicagoland I have this pesky crabgrass problem that I could use some help with.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
He had to go back to Russia for a software update.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don’t give this loser any oxygen.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein
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How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser. First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2. Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.
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They’re picking up the Trump family? Oh, I thought you wrote white trash.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Does she have various levels of alarm? -Extremely -Very -Mildly -Somewhat
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
There are so many things wrong about putting a 10 year old on TV to talk about this that I can’t even begin to list them. Shame on everyone!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
My boss asked why sales are down. I sent him this video and wrote “because these people are leading the government.”
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think they actually believe what they are saying? Does he have dirt on them? Do they get paid extra? Is someone giving them a script?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If he were my coworker I would take him out back and beat the crap out of him!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
McCain wouldn’t have bent the knee.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social)
On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL
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Would it be bad to hope history repeats itself?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, if you have to hide from a school shooter, choose the correct gender bathroom!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Uganda should just give him a plane ticket to anywhere in the world he wants to go.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems that the more they accuse someone else the more they are the ones to actually do it.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If the shooting starts we just break into the Capitol building, right? That’s a place where we are supposed to congregate for political discourse without fear I am told.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Now do Illinois!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
So excited to see them come to Chicago and tour the city!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m surprised the driver didn’t turn the wheel hard left, throw it in reverse and hit the gas.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you say she is now cosplaying as a painter or construction worker? Is Cory nearby?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious who the author is.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder how long it took to film? Think it was filmed in one take?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
She didn’t implicate Clinton either so are they going to let that go?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If they park in your lot to kidnap someone have their vehicles towed!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
He should go on TV and say he had a copy of the Epstein files in his home filing cabinet and the FBI took them.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Who says the US will even let them in? Could someone say, “that’s their star player. Let’s not let him in.”
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should ask her - under oath.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate Cracker Barrel but this morning I decided to take my MIL there for breakfast.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
But no money for food for kids in school.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a gag?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
They respect the Constitution and the law first and foremost. This is reason #146 why Habba shouldn’t be in that position.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
They got molested by a minister in a Cracker Barrel parking lot?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Better bring in the teenage girls.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Cartographer-in-Chief? I am swooning!
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish other prominent Ds would pile on as well.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
At 3 minutes to review each visa having someone do it 24 hours a day it would take over 300 years. Assuming you have someone doing it 8 straight hours a day 5 days a week to get it done in a month you would need over 15,800 people.
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Some bystander should have just yelled “stop or I’ll shoot.”
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren’t police (ICE aren’t police) but wearing vests that say they are police. They are impersonating police officers. Too bad the bystanders didn’t subdue them and wait for the actual police to show up.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If they are ICE they are NOT police. They are wearing vests that identify themselves as police. I believe that it is a crime to impersonate a police officer. I would think that an ICE agent would know this which makes me believe they weren’t ICE but just thugs impersonating agents.
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Think there is one big enough?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I once lost my cool and said to someone “I don’t know how you make it to work everyday.” Their response, “I carpool.”
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry, the Supreme Court….
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I think we know where @gavinnewsom.bsky.social needs to have his next presser.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Only stepping down as CEO but still collecting $$$.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m worried they are going to randomly round up any minorities at polling locations to affect the vote during the next election.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep watching this thinking what would happen if every time one of these pressers happened some bystander yelled out “gun!” Would they keep having them?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait! They aren’t fleeing the state?!?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Afraid to say tariff for fear of retribution?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t he supposed to be looking in a mirror?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone know how I can get a list of every Hispanic person in DC with enough disposable income to buy one??? #sarcasm
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Did she just give permission to carry rifles and shotguns in DC?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
The ear bandaid in the background makes the photo.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
File this one under “obviously.”
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Dumb dumb?!? I almost peed myself laughing.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he grabbed ‘em by the pu….oh, never mind.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
She could always pay the going rate….
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
New Smithsonian exhibit! Slavery: Another American Success Story
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I suggest using the present tense
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Trump picked out the person he wants to blame when it fails.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
One would think that starving the sick would be more egregious.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet Trump THINKS Putin has them. That’s all that matters.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds like the cognitive test they gave Trump.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Gavin Newsom is 6’3” and Trump is 6’3”. But that means….
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
While he was in DC he should have met with MS-13 and asked for a counter offer on protection.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
While he is here he should beat the shit out of the psycho calling his wife transgender.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
When she is so drunk that she falls face down she will kiss the ground.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they that dumb???
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Are these the records that do exist or the ones that don’t?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean the files that don’t exist
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they are hiding GN’s posts from him. There really needs to be a reporter ask Trump about it directly.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon someone in the car is going to shoot back. This needs to stop.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone in that car was armed I would think that many would say they would be justified in shooting back in self defense. This has got to stop.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Should’ve given Trump a cameltoe.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Any comment from the Whitehouse?!?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Why closed doors?!?
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever runs that account needs to be the highest paid person in all of California
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Rubio is one of the biggest sellouts of all time.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
Peter Pan knows all about this.
OldJediMaster (@oldjedimaster.bsky.social) reply parent
They are looking out a window when they should really be looking in a mirror.