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OldJediMaster

@oldjedimaster.bsky.social

Not an award winning author, journalist, scientist, athlete or politico. Just a dad, husband, volunteer for those with special needs, overworked Manager of Operations, Sales and Marketing and master of the Jedi Mind Trick.

created November 11, 2024

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Not normal but welcomed.

1/9/2025, 5:52:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Putin slipped him poison.

1/9/2025, 2:45:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a difference?

1/9/2025, 2:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish the Governor would not do this on Twitter. It almost makes me want to sign up again.

1/9/2025, 2:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he had a stroke.

1/9/2025, 2:31:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was he wearing pants?

1/9/2025, 2:26:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also afraid of bright light as well it seems.

1/9/2025, 2:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard he has a case of the Epsteins.

1/9/2025, 2:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard he had surgery to remove blood clots from his legs.

31/8/2025, 3:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow

31/8/2025, 3:21:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Kruse, you well know that if it wasn’t for the President’s intervention they would be eating the cats and the dogs in LA right now…. Lol

31/8/2025, 3:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops

31/8/2025, 2:19:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sure do. They’re racists.

31/8/2025, 2:19:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is definitely not the most transparent president.

31/8/2025, 11:16:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She spells her first name incorrectly too!

31/8/2025, 11:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could I have missed Trump’s Truth Social post about this?!?

31/8/2025, 2:51:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But shares of the company that makes Ivermectin just went up.

30/8/2025, 5:16:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they come to Chicagoland I have this pesky crabgrass problem that I could use some help with.

30/8/2025, 3:44:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had to go back to Russia for a software update.

30/8/2025, 12:54:31 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don’t give this loser any oxygen.

30/8/2025, 12:46:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein

29/8/2025, 9:45:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser. First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2. Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.

29/8/2025, 2:23:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re picking up the Trump family? Oh, I thought you wrote white trash.

29/8/2025, 2:06:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does she have various levels of alarm? -Extremely -Very -Mildly -Somewhat

28/8/2025, 10:29:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are so many things wrong about putting a 10 year old on TV to talk about this that I can’t even begin to list them. Shame on everyone!

28/8/2025, 5:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My boss asked why sales are down. I sent him this video and wrote “because these people are leading the government.”

27/8/2025, 12:26:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think they actually believe what they are saying? Does he have dirt on them? Do they get paid extra? Is someone giving them a script?

27/8/2025, 12:18:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he were my coworker I would take him out back and beat the crap out of him!

27/8/2025, 12:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McCain wouldn’t have bent the knee.

26/8/2025, 6:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL

26/8/2025, 6:35:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This photo is going to upset some people.

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25/8/2025, 10:44:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would it be bad to hope history repeats itself?

25/8/2025, 9:23:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember, if you have to hide from a school shooter, choose the correct gender bathroom!

25/8/2025, 5:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uganda should just give him a plane ticket to anywhere in the world he wants to go.

25/8/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems that the more they accuse someone else the more they are the ones to actually do it.

25/8/2025, 4:53:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the shooting starts we just break into the Capitol building, right? That’s a place where we are supposed to congregate for political discourse without fear I am told.

25/8/2025, 4:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now do Illinois!

25/8/2025, 4:49:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So excited to see them come to Chicago and tour the city!

25/8/2025, 4:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m surprised the driver didn’t turn the wheel hard left, throw it in reverse and hit the gas.

25/8/2025, 4:42:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you say she is now cosplaying as a painter or construction worker? Is Cory nearby?

25/8/2025, 12:24:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Curious who the author is.

25/8/2025, 12:23:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder how long it took to film? Think it was filmed in one take?

24/8/2025, 9:46:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She didn’t implicate Clinton either so are they going to let that go?

24/8/2025, 2:08:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they park in your lot to kidnap someone have their vehicles towed!

24/8/2025, 2:04:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should go on TV and say he had a copy of the Epstein files in his home filing cabinet and the FBI took them.

23/8/2025, 3:07:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who says the US will even let them in? Could someone say, “that’s their star player. Let’s not let him in.”

23/8/2025, 2:53:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should ask her - under oath.

22/8/2025, 1:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate Cracker Barrel but this morning I decided to take my MIL there for breakfast.

22/8/2025, 12:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no money for food for kids in school.

22/8/2025, 12:23:17 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a gag?

22/8/2025, 12:02:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They respect the Constitution and the law first and foremost. This is reason #146 why Habba shouldn’t be in that position.

22/8/2025, 11:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They got molested by a minister in a Cracker Barrel parking lot?

22/8/2025, 11:52:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better bring in the teenage girls.

22/8/2025, 11:50:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cartographer-in-Chief? I am swooning!

22/8/2025, 11:48:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish other prominent Ds would pile on as well.

22/8/2025, 11:44:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At 3 minutes to review each visa having someone do it 24 hours a day it would take over 300 years. Assuming you have someone doing it 8 straight hours a day 5 days a week to get it done in a month you would need over 15,800 people.

22/8/2025, 11:42:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some bystander should have just yelled “stop or I’ll shoot.”

22/8/2025, 11:36:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren’t police (ICE aren’t police) but wearing vests that say they are police. They are impersonating police officers. Too bad the bystanders didn’t subdue them and wait for the actual police to show up.

22/8/2025, 11:35:18 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they are ICE they are NOT police. They are wearing vests that identify themselves as police. I believe that it is a crime to impersonate a police officer. I would think that an ICE agent would know this which makes me believe they weren’t ICE but just thugs impersonating agents.

22/8/2025, 11:21:53 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think there is one big enough?

22/8/2025, 2:52:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I once lost my cool and said to someone “I don’t know how you make it to work everyday.” Their response, “I carpool.”

22/8/2025, 2:51:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t worry, the Supreme Court….

22/8/2025, 2:46:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I think we know where @gavinnewsom.bsky.social needs to have his next presser.

22/8/2025, 2:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only stepping down as CEO but still collecting $$$.

21/8/2025, 9:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m worried they are going to randomly round up any minorities at polling locations to affect the vote during the next election.

21/8/2025, 9:34:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep watching this thinking what would happen if every time one of these pressers happened some bystander yelled out “gun!” Would they keep having them?

21/8/2025, 9:26:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait! They aren’t fleeing the state?!?

21/8/2025, 9:23:13 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afraid to say tariff for fear of retribution?

21/8/2025, 9:22:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t he supposed to be looking in a mirror?

21/8/2025, 9:20:19 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know how I can get a list of every Hispanic person in DC with enough disposable income to buy one??? #sarcasm

21/8/2025, 9:16:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Did she just give permission to carry rifles and shotguns in DC?

20/8/2025, 3:05:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ear bandaid in the background makes the photo.

20/8/2025, 3:02:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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File this one under “obviously.”

20/8/2025, 2:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb dumb?!? I almost peed myself laughing.

20/8/2025, 2:47:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like he grabbed ‘em by the pu….oh, never mind.

20/8/2025, 2:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She could always pay the going rate….

20/8/2025, 2:43:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Smithsonian exhibit! Slavery: Another American Success Story

20/8/2025, 2:15:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suggest using the present tense

20/8/2025, 2:28:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Trump picked out the person he wants to blame when it fails.

20/8/2025, 2:27:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One would think that starving the sick would be more egregious.

19/8/2025, 4:35:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet Trump THINKS Putin has them. That’s all that matters.

19/8/2025, 4:18:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sounds like the cognitive test they gave Trump.

19/8/2025, 11:09:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait. Gavin Newsom is 6’3” and Trump is 6’3”. But that means….

19/8/2025, 11:05:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While he was in DC he should have met with MS-13 and asked for a counter offer on protection.

19/8/2025, 11:02:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While he is here he should beat the shit out of the psycho calling his wife transgender.

19/8/2025, 10:59:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When she is so drunk that she falls face down she will kiss the ground.

19/8/2025, 10:50:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they that dumb???

19/8/2025, 3:25:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are these the records that do exist or the ones that don’t?

19/8/2025, 3:23:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean the files that don’t exist

18/8/2025, 9:29:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if they are hiding GN’s posts from him. There really needs to be a reporter ask Trump about it directly.

18/8/2025, 9:14:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soon someone in the car is going to shoot back. This needs to stop.

18/8/2025, 5:15:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If anyone in that car was armed I would think that many would say they would be justified in shooting back in self defense. This has got to stop.

18/8/2025, 5:12:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should’ve given Trump a cameltoe.

18/8/2025, 5:09:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any comment from the Whitehouse?!?

18/8/2025, 5:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why closed doors?!?

18/8/2025, 5:03:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoever runs that account needs to be the highest paid person in all of California

17/8/2025, 8:32:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rubio is one of the biggest sellouts of all time.

17/8/2025, 5:53:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peter Pan knows all about this.

17/8/2025, 5:52:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are looking out a window when they should really be looking in a mirror.

17/8/2025, 5:50:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view