My wife was spending about $2k a year in her classroom. As I always say we don't have a shortage of teachers, we have a retention of teachers problem. Every time the grocery credit card reader asks if I want to donate to help school kids I just think FU, I am done paying for other people's kids.
When you have your head stuck up somewhere you never see the sun shining.
Maybe we can start by sending troops into Elmira, NY.
Winning
This is why I always ask the panhandler down the street for stock tips because I don't trust the experts.
Exactly, and right after his round of golf, winning, he is flying with Epstein to Florida.
We keep electing 80 year olds and wonder why they have health and mental issues. Maybe someone should controlAltDelete him like they do McConnell.
Quick, somebody top off her glass.
Isn't it illegal to impersonate a police officer?
I agree, we need to get rid of days off for Christmas and Easter. One holiday is all about an old fat pediphile handing out free gifts to children. Socialism. And the other holiday is about a rabbit laying eggs. Clearly a chicken identifying as a rabbit, since rabbits don't lay eggs.
Was the Country Club short on staff during his golf outing?
Hiding more classified docs in a public restroom?
What is going on in his left hand? Looks like he is claiming Qanon wrote the Bible.
Shouldn't the president be held to a higher level of trust? If he committed financial fraud and was convicted of a felony I am demanding that he resign.
Let's send Trump off to play golf and then let the real President talk to the press.
Stable Genius?
Is this part of the Art of the Deal? Starting to think I did not miss much by not reading the book.
I have only been married once. I have never molested an underage child. I have never had sex with a pornstar. I have never committed adultery.
Oh, then I guess it's time to cut access to healthcare again.
Yeah, but he is not a black woman who acts like a Democrat.
All of the elements are being investigated except the guns.
I guess Fox isn't a major network.
I think the ultra rich would disagree with you.
Oh, no. Where is the intern? We need someone to do a Trader Joe's wine run.
Homan is right, we all know that ICE is Miller's private police force.
It will allow him to shake down more people for $.
The only constitutional amendment that the GOP supports.
You can take the white trash out of the trailer park, but can't take the trailer park out of white trash. I'm surprised he does not have Franklin Mint plates up on the walls as well.
He's the most stable genius in the world.
All I know is the one thing all these shootings don't have in common is a gun. Maybe someone can Foxplain it to me.
Farmers tell me they are building these massive bloches all over the country. 1. The farmers get paid quite well for this. 2. Some are in areas where nothing else will grow. We are bringing back coal but our coal is clean coal and really clean coal. youtu.be/sp97kSwaBfQ?...
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Thank you President Trump for fixing Cracker Barrel. Their stock is off 60% over the past five years and their semi edible food is served by people that look like recovering meth heads, but now that the logo is fixed I can go back. MAGA!
Thoughts and prayers and just remember the one thing all these shootings don't have in common is a gun.
You mean it is not a felony to throw a sandwich at someone anymore? FOOD FIGHT!
Thank you Mr. President for saving daylight savings. Everyone hated it, everyone wanted to get rid of it but you said, "no it helps my golf game." So thank you for not listening to the people. They just don't understand a stable genius like you.
Wait until the sanitation mobsters find out Trump is moving in on their territory.
They need to deploy to Palm Beach. Rumor is there is a lot of financial fraud and pediphiles in that area.
They need people to pick fruit and vegetables for 12 hours a day at $11/hour.
It looks like he is masturbating.
Stable genius?
Sounds like Ireland or Scotland want to try and build wind farms offshore by Trump's golf courses again. The poor billionaire might have a few of his assets devalued. SAD!
😘🍑 Let's all go around the room and see who can do it the best.
Smooch! 😘🍑
Didn't Donald say that as well?
We need the ten commandments in schools so we don't end up with more people like Paxton, Trump and Epstein.
I see a rust wall And I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I look inside myself And see my heart is black I see my rust wall I must have it painted black
They have to paint it black so it will be warmer during the winter months.
Please tell me this is AI generated.
How come Mexico did not paint it when they paid to build it?
Or that the fence won't be so cold in the winter.
But he is only a convicted financial felon and this is a finan, oh, never mind.
At least we will know where our Social Security went after Intel goes under. MAGA!
It's shocking that Lugnuts actually worked in financial investments.
Don't worry Arnold, Trump got a photo in the mail and he can now send his bromance Putin and autograph.
If Kamala were President the Dow would be at 65K, she would have stopped 18 wars by now, inflation would be at 1.5% and mortgage rates would be 4.5%. Trumponomics. SAD!
Now that Epstein is gone he has to cultivate a new bromance.
Art of the Deal. Nobody can negotiate like Trump.
If no one is above the law then why is Trump not in prison?
We still have a constitution?
The buck doesn't stop here. I know nothing.
He already told us that 2024 would be the last elections we ever vote in.
Ich bin der fuhrer. Fragen verboten.
Maybe he was storing boxes of classified documents in the bathroom at his country club.
Tuning in on another Friday to see what type of crazy train gets announced before the $3 million tax payer funded golf weekend begins.
The lady behind Trump deserves a congregational medal of honor for keeping a stone cold face during that whole diaria of the mouth event.
Most people don't realize this but grass is a living thing. Grass is like humans you have to give it a lot of water and toxic chemicals and it will thrive. Just like humans and I have met a few humans but I really know grass. Camel, elephant, rhino. 🐫, 🐘 🦏
The problem is my MAGA friends say they are finally fixing the voting fraud and don't realize they are the voting fraud.
That's what Putin told him.
That sounds amazing, I guess we just need to get rid of our silly democracy and get us a good old Dick Tater.
I bet he can run a 4:30 mile if there are free jelly donuts at the end.
Why does he hate old people?
So if there is no more mail in voting does that mean Trump won't vote?
Putin loves me, whenever we meet he laughs at everything I say.
I'm confused. We do have front and back licence plates in my state, but we only own one car and it is in my name, so can my wife not vote? Or can she use a plate that is registered to me?
If we only own one car and it is in my name does that mean my wife can't vote? We do have front and back licence plates in our state though.
I thought Kidd Rock was only an athletic supporter.
Their not cheerleaders, they are call leaders. Big difference.
I don't think Putin wants to go back that far.
They found the files?
Maybe Hegseth forgot he printed it after he poored his second drink.
If nothing else Putin knows how to stroke Donald's ego. As we have seen by the placement of Fox personalities in the administration if you tell Donald he is a genius he thinks you are a genius as well.
On day one. He would end the MidEast and Ukraine war on day one.
Maybe he was trying to say it was a dumpster fire. Trumponomics! Time to raise tariffs, cut rates, and give tax breaks to Billionaires but any bad consequences will be Biden or Obama's fault.
Trump did get his ego stroked by Putin.
At least this time we had more than Trump, Putin and two interpreters in the room. Maybe someday we will find out what their conversations were really like behind closed doors.
Delusional! Not even a Dos XX commercial could come up with nonsense this crazy. Before breakfast he puts an end to a 500 year war nobody knew was happening. He's the most stable genuis in the world.
Did no one Foxplain to her how to deliver the news? It's like she was reporting what actually happened.
Bless her heart, she thought Putin was going to take questions from the media.
Give up a third of Ukraine for Alaska and a new Trump hotel in Moscow. Then demand the Nobel Peace Prize, an Academy Award, an Oscar and a Kennedy Center Honors, but please don't bring up the EPSTEIN Files.
I bet the administration considers other things $ when considering corporate requests.
I've just moved on from reading books all together.
Those numbers make me embarrassed to be an old white male.
Setting tariffs on chips? Potato or corn? I'm headed to the grocery now.
When the press starts yelling Putin be like how are these people not already in Siberia.
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Not unless he sells them as an NFT.
That's what she said. AG Bondi said a 6" would have been fine, but a foot long was just too much.
But they did arrest one person, so tax dollars were well spent.
Your Jedi tricks won't, yes you should keep a third of Ukraine, yes you earned it.