Well, damn, one of my favorites.
Well, damn, one of my favorites.
*gasp*
The White House has been vaxxed, chasing away Donald
They don't do pile-drivers in sumo :(
They're all part of a club. Kind of like the Babysitter's Club, but not quite.
Sounds like a depressing strip mall.
He's going to participation-trophy the fuck out of the Medal Of Freedom. When Rudy accepts, he's going to make sure his acceptance speech is 911 words. He's a man for all seasons, at least the 4 if them
It's been 16 minutes, Nate, let it go.
I'm now wondering if the woman in distress was an underage girl. If Donald gives the MoF to the Tate brothers, we'll know.
His people decided to make the whole incident weird and questionable. Like, when you're having your room searched, "There is no contraband in that drawer, no need to look there, just move on from that drawer, yes sir"
What other Tom Cruise movies are they looking to make reality? War Of The Worlds? Oblivion? The Mummy?
She suggested that they exercise, which will kill them. I'm not sure how, I'm just trying to follow the logic here. RFK is actively trying to kill people, specifically poor people, but that seems to be the objective of the administration, given their other policies.
But...CSI!
Being MAGA radio host doesn't pay enough to allow one to buy pants that fit
If you ignore all the times the French colonized, he's right
A truly devoted MAGA would follow him to the other slide. Yes, slide, because he's going down.
Wait, the device he was spotted with was Cheney's pacemaker? I like it!
1997
Donald going after Venezuela like there were invaded by Russia.
Thoughts and prayers won't help, the car is gone.
This is all due to a bowl cut!?!?
Do they think we don't believe they're shitty people that they keep having to show us?
I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Donald seems to make a lot of coincidences happen
If you do meet him, I recommend calling him Mr. Anonymous
Anyway, I try to avoid conspiracy theories
The woman in question was Melania Trump, and that they were being pursued by Stephen Miller when Rudy stopped suddenly to avoid hitting RFK as he was dragging a deer carcass across the road.
The story is relevant! Somehow.
With Rudy, it's more alcohol-blood.
OK. I will ignore the rumor that he stopped to help someone. It seemed ludicrous, anyway.
Stupid Donald is trying to emulate stupid fascists, and it's given us all new levels of dumb.
It's fascism, but it's really stupid fascism. To be fair, fascists aren't generally known as being particularly brilliant. They all seem to follow the same basic blueprint. There are definitely parallels to 1930s Germany, 1920s Italy, but Donald seems to prefer Putin's brand...
Someone is still using Window NT? I may have missed the point.
So, mayor is honorarium 20 years afterward? I thought all these conservative alpha males were terrified, but he stopped for a strange woman?
They're now begging for a surveillance state. Trump is transformative, he's transformed them right into fascists.
I don't think digital tokens are all that useful to Gazans right now.
ex·pert /ˈekˌspərt/ noun a person who has a comprehensive and authoritative knowledge of or skill in a particular area. He's right, why would we listen to someone who has comprehensive knowledge? We need to listen to the guy who doesn't know anything about the subject.
If they are trans, they automatically get promoted to men? And the females stay as girls? Weird. I guess you have to frame it dishonestly for full effect
They don't believe transgender people exist. According to their logic, then, this was another white man shooting up a school.
Looks pretty. Airplanes have people on them. That violates my strict "no people" policy. I guess I could have done Spirit Airlines.
If we could vaccinate against stupidity, we'd still have stupid people, because they wouldn't have taken the irony vaccine.
They're trying to kill poor people. It's the objective. The idea being that if there are fewer poor people, they can cut taxes for the rich. "Sorry about your daughter, but Jeff needed a new helicopter pad for his super-yacht. I mean, sure he could have afforded it anyway, but why dip into savings"
I don't know the extent of which fascism is taught in America. I have noticed that many don't understand it, they don't understand government types and ideologies in general. The information is out there for anyone who wants to learn it, but precious few do. Sadly, ignorance can be just as dangerous
Not enough people recognize fascism, or refuse to believe that it could happen here. The signs have been there for some time. It can seem discouraging, knowing that learning about fascism isn't that difficult. It doesn't take a lot of learning history to see it. I mean, I did it, and I'm an idiot.
Their competency was never important. It's their commitment to going along with whatever is asked of them. It's often how fascists work. They pick those who share the ideology and will do what they're told. It's as though they read "Fascism For Dummies". More closely aligned with Putin's version.
If we laugh at Muppets on social media, do we say ROLF?
OK, I'll give AI props for this, it can do the occasional cool thing. 95% of what it does will eventually lead to all our deaths, but Muppetization is genuinely cool. And Grammarly accepted "Muppetization".
He is kind of both. I'm fully vaccinated, take SSRIs, and I have Autism. If I were transgender, I could give RFK Jr an aneurysm. I mean, I could tell him I was, but I'm not cool enough to be two-spirit.
Fools! Frankenstein isn't a monster! That's entirely the wrong kind of ovation.
That's not the least bit ominous. Where are the tyranny fighters. That tyranny they claimed they needed the weapons for is here.
They're trying to kill poor people, and those who aren't poor but aren't exactly rich. If you look at what RFK is doing, and then some of the other policies they're instituting (regulations, climate change, Medicare), there is a systematic attack on those things which protect the poorer citizens.
All hail cheese!
The edges of my toast were burnt this morning. I'm calling out Mamdani!
It will be nice not having to listen to his abject stupidity. JD, however, will be a more compliant vehicle for Project 2025, unless he's been running a long con.
The committee doesn't actually nominate anyone. They give the award based on nominations. This year, the committee recieved over 300 nominations. MAGA Republicans don't know how anything works, do they?
I would not. A MAGA hat would indicate that their values don't align with mine. For one, it would tell me they support a rapist and probable pedophile, anything beyond that wouldn't change anything
Truthfully, I have never thought of doing that. It had never occurred to me. In all my time on social media, I've sent less than 10 DMs, and those are to companies to ask a question or responding to a DM
They're all dependent on advisers who are more out of touch than remote Brazilian tribes.
Why should someone in Buffalo being paying for Jim Jordan? Why should anyone in Ohio's 4th be paying for Jim Jordan?
I've always liked her version.
I like it!
If he gets caught cheating, where would he be sent to sleep?
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If only he knew someone who could have done something about it.
Meta doing something unethical? Something something shocked something
That ship left the harbor last November
Always has been
THOR! THOR! THOR!
Sure, but he's ended 18 wars.
I thought they worked for their constituents, not the president.
Fox News is the Donald Trump Virtual Handjob Network TVHN
Ignoring the "other countries..." argument for a moment, if mental illness is the issue, why do you continue to let them get weapons?
BOOP!
Go with an "ender pack". People who make you seriously question if you want to be on Bluesky. I probably should be added to one.
I'd trust a raccoon with rabies over Donald.
He'll lower them by 1500%
He's there to be the dancing monkey of Project 2025.
It's the objective. The administration's actions make sense if you realize they're trying to kill people, especially the poor.
You don't want elected officials setting monetary policy because. A, they might not know anything about monetary policy and/or B> They make decisions that will help them now, for the next election, not 10 years from now. Many politicians make horrible decisions about what will happen in the future
You need two parties for bipartisan. It's right there in the name. They could do unipartisan. Actually, no, they couldn't manage that, either.
So Donald can control who gets a patent, I assume? And, knowing him, steal patents.
Donald will kick a puppy, then demand that they all be fired, and then he will kick the puppy again.
I don't know a lot about Swift, but even I know that's ridiculous. Trying to will it to happen.
Sure. Donald Trump. Famous for not forcing himself on anyoen.
Karoline Leavitt, circa 1900: "One of those individuals wrote in his departure statement that he identifies left-handed people as 'left-handed people,' so that is not someone who we want in this administration anyway."
I may be a simple, country chicken, but If prayers are working, why aren't they praying to avoid shootings in the first place When they say "thoughts and prayers', I hear "we don't care"
That's unfair! It's about heritage, Cheri! School shootings are their heritage, so they will get offended when school shootings stop.
When people say "thoughts and prayers", what I hear is "I don't care"
ICE are cowards. They go after those who can't or won't fight back. Firefighters currently fighting a fire are unlikely to be armed, or in any position to put up much of a fight.
He sounds snowflakey
They are concerned about pubilc health. They're just more concerned about the health of certain demographics than others. They're trying to kill poor people.
I don't think you're wrong. A lot of actions taken by this administration can lead one to safely conclude they're trying to kill poor people
The Trump admin, which fights or criticizes any judge ruling seems to have accepted this one without much of a fight. Some may wonder why, but others will recognize it as them getting what they wanted.
They also made a lot of money in a short period of time. The ICE budget is a slush fund. American taxpayers are being looted. MAGA won't notice, their hate of immigrants will blind them to the criminal enterprise known as The Trump Administration.
It is a good way to get people to self-admit to any conditions they have safely avoiding any HIPAA violations. Look at me, being all cynical like! I'm a naturally cynical person
With the constant vilification of trans people, and a government intent on removing trans people from society, it's a testament to the tolerance of transgender individuals that they don't lose their shit and start attacking people.
They do seem rather intent on making pollution worse
It's a context dependant thing. "Do you live in the GTA?", probably means Greater Toronto Area. "Do you play GTA?", probably means Grand Theft Auto. Those are the two MOST LIKELY answers to the context question. If someone feels they live in Grand Theft Auto, I'm not going to correct them.