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Real_Sloths_R_Us

@realslothsrus.bsky.social

Tired of the dumb people on that other site.

created November 12, 2024

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They left out the part about how he was leaving a meeting to try to solve world hunger before he was flagged down by the woman. Important detail to note about Rudy’s selflessness.

1/9/2025, 3:57:12 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe we should throw Trump out of his current residence.

1/9/2025, 3:34:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, it’s exactly what the founders intended.

1/9/2025, 3:11:10 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he’s getting a new coat of orange put on? That’s a big job and it takes a while for him to dry.

1/9/2025, 3:04:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like other fascist regimes, the lack of transparency regarding the health of the leader is important to keep the masses under control. The United States is no different than any other country under fascist rule.

1/9/2025, 2:38:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s there already.

1/9/2025, 2:33:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and pra….oh look, a Golden Girls rerun is on. Betty White is so great! What was I saying? Must not have been important.

31/8/2025, 11:52:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s celebrating the breeding of non-thinkers. Idiocracy in real life.

30/8/2025, 2:08:39 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is the monster behind it all. Trump is a pawn in so many ways.

30/8/2025, 1:21:49 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll be able to get the best couches…

30/8/2025, 1:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even after he dies, they’ll pretend he’s alive like Weekend at Bernie’s.

30/8/2025, 12:03:19 PM | 45 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn’t the digital revolution in the 80’s?

30/8/2025, 1:58:39 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did she tell Russia, “I really don’t care do u?”

30/8/2025, 1:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed. It is very believable if you don’t know better. They cater to the poorly educated.

29/8/2025, 8:42:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we should allow a 79 year old, senile, narcissist who has bankrupted every company he has ever run to be the single determinant of the financial path of the country. Is that what JD just said?

29/8/2025, 12:07:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, honoring a domestic terrorist. This country is lost.

28/8/2025, 11:55:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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150 school shootings this year already. Republicans need to pray a lot harder.

28/8/2025, 11:48:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prove her wrong.

28/8/2025, 12:43:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This person had different qualities that the left and the right despise. So, both sides will point fingers at one another and nothing will get done…AGAIN! WHEN WILL IT STOP??? WORK TOGETHER FOR A CHANGE ASSHOLES!

27/8/2025, 9:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next it will be the COVID shot magnetized him and he was all mad about that. Maybe consider the fact that the government has been actively discriminating against trans people to the point where they are barely considered people anymore. Wouldn’t it piss you off?

27/8/2025, 9:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is every parent…this has to stop. It has to stop.

27/8/2025, 8:35:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There would be many dead amoeba.

27/8/2025, 1:44:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they said that the National Guard would be clearing out the trash in DC, I didn’t think they meant that literally.

27/8/2025, 1:41:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This counts as a war that Trump ended. It’s up to 35 now.

27/8/2025, 12:22:14 AM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, windmill cancer is killing animals by the thousands daily and we can’t get them to wear masks. It’s almost like sea creatures are all Republicans.

26/8/2025, 6:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most people say he’s an idiot.

26/8/2025, 6:57:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fragile snowflakes.

26/8/2025, 3:28:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While we’re at it, let’s change the name of the House of Representatives to the House of Cowards.

26/8/2025, 1:20:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump murdered the 1.2 million Americans.

26/8/2025, 1:17:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are paying for the gold plating of the White House and all the golf outings. What are we getting for that? I would like my tax dollars to go to university research please.

25/8/2025, 11:47:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best businessman at bankrupting companies.

25/8/2025, 11:39:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Biden said half of the stupid shit that Trump says, Fox News would have a constant ticker showing Biden’s age down to the second.

25/8/2025, 9:49:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an idiot. All his little cronies are either too stupid or chickenshit to correct him, so he actually thinks that it’s possible to drop prices by 1500%.

25/8/2025, 9:21:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hit a police officer with a flagpole that has an American flag on it. Federal pardon.

25/8/2025, 6:50:12 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do they constantly let him speak? What an embarrassment.

25/8/2025, 5:44:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s so many that he can’t even remember them all.

25/8/2025, 4:02:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s counting the invasion of our own cities as wars.

25/8/2025, 1:33:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day they show the world how grossly incompetent they are.

24/8/2025, 7:55:54 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll end the war. He’s ended 40 wars since he took office.

24/8/2025, 6:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of the time, the National Mall is just littered with dead bodies. It’s nice to see grass for a change.

24/8/2025, 5:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole administration is out of Idiocracy.

24/8/2025, 2:57:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Eight people? I figured there would be less.

23/8/2025, 7:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

The sex trafficker says that one of her customers didn’t do anything inappropriate with the girls that he paid for. Why would she lie? Pardon me?

23/8/2025, 7:28:47 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump trying to save the whales from windmill cancer. So selfless. #Idiocracy2025

23/8/2025, 3:09:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because cruelty towards anyone that they consider “different” is their whole platform.

22/8/2025, 1:30:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Kash, check the White House…

22/8/2025, 11:49:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any person that Trump arrests will be less of a criminal than he is.

22/8/2025, 3:46:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the crime is coming from the White House.

22/8/2025, 12:07:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

All the calls are JD Vance pretending to be other people.

21/8/2025, 11:49:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should just walk him to a prison cell, because he’ll be the biggest criminal on the streets of DC tonight.

21/8/2025, 10:44:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans are in charge now. Do something about homelessness instead of complaining that the homeless are bugging your children! It is not a crime to be homeless.

21/8/2025, 8:21:07 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s working…

21/8/2025, 2:56:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

So he’s saying that all of Trump’s racist, narcissistic hate posts are showing the “real Trump”?

21/8/2025, 1:47:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Real_Sloths_R_Us (@realslothsrus.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also a murderer and a war criminal and a fascist dictator. No mention of that though.

20/8/2025, 11:20:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m No One. I know that they were looking for and found top secret documents that Trump was trying to hide from them. All of us “No One’s” know this.

20/8/2025, 10:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime is actually much higher in the Oval Office area of the White House. Maybe they should start there.

20/8/2025, 8:49:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So embarrassing. Our government is a joke.

20/8/2025, 8:45:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He battled those bone spurs very strongly.

20/8/2025, 4:44:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the dark, migrants won’t see it and they’ll run into it and knock themselves out. This is a great idea!

20/8/2025, 2:04:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Migrants: “It would have been easy to get over the border wall, but now that it’s black, I won’t go anywhere near it!”

20/8/2025, 2:02:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s playing Tiddly Winks while everyone else is playing chess.

20/8/2025, 1:59:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now he gets to vacation in Russia!

20/8/2025, 12:14:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they’re all over the news saying how great of a job he did, you know they really think that he did a shit job.

20/8/2025, 12:13:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The man in charge of our health and a so called “military guy” demonstrating the worst pull ups and pushups ever seen.

20/8/2025, 12:09:33 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he doing the planning in between rounds of golf? How does he have the time?

20/8/2025, 12:07:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She mispronounced “dumbest”.

19/8/2025, 9:37:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I probably doesn’t even matter what they say anymore. As long as they throw in a “Biden” or an “Obama” every now and then, the idiot viewers will stay angry and ignorant.

19/8/2025, 9:34:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRANSLATION: There is no plan. Trump was speaking out of his big ass again.

19/8/2025, 5:48:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do if that nation attacks you first. Screw Trump and his revisionist history.

19/8/2025, 5:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they test less, there will be fewer cases.

19/8/2025, 5:19:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure there is a level of Hell that is low enough for him.

19/8/2025, 5:18:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s because his eyes were closed.

19/8/2025, 12:53:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, so surprising!

19/8/2025, 12:49:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s working…

18/8/2025, 10:04:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They all sound like him. I’m sure they were all big strong men with tears in their eyes.

18/8/2025, 9:53:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pushups were worse than the pull ups.

18/8/2025, 8:53:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is anyone surprised about this?

18/8/2025, 8:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. Why would anyone post that? They are an administration of clowns.

18/8/2025, 8:49:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point, what law haven’t they broken?

17/8/2025, 10:59:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not surprised. He left a mess in our country that we all have to clean up. Why should the hotel be any different?

17/8/2025, 7:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point, I’m happy he golfs so often. It takes him away from destroying our country and the world for a little while.

17/8/2025, 7:00:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No other way US administration has spoken this way about any other war where a fascist nation invaded a democratic country. This is the weakest administration in our history.

17/8/2025, 2:53:13 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s such an idiot. Putin played him like a fiddle.

16/8/2025, 2:46:13 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did ICE miss her? What are our tax dollars paying for?

16/8/2025, 1:18:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the posture. Who’s in charge in this picture?

16/8/2025, 1:16:55 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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God miraculously healed his ear immediately. It was like it never really happened…

15/8/2025, 3:29:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best buddies doing what they love.

15/8/2025, 3:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s never their fault. You’re in charge now Doofy, Do something. Anything.

14/8/2025, 1:01:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the guy that hit an officer with a sandwich will go to prison, but the guys who hit officers with flagpoles got pardons. Got it.

14/8/2025, 2:41:18 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So now there will be airports in the Revolutionary War?

14/8/2025, 2:35:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s like Forrest Gump, except he’s dumber and evil.

14/8/2025, 1:59:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump doing the important work. At least it takes him away from destroying our country for a few hours.

14/8/2025, 1:54:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sandwiches are dangerous! Imagine getting hit by a ham sandwich?Terrifying!

14/8/2025, 1:28:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m surprised he isn’t going to hand Putin the keys to the White House. What a pathetic weakling.

14/8/2025, 12:41:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No matter what, it’s always about him. What a f*cking loser.

13/8/2025, 7:34:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Four guys wanted to marry her?

13/8/2025, 5:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has the dumbest words.

13/8/2025, 5:55:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why we fail.

13/8/2025, 5:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump probably spends all day scrolling through social media and watching TV making lists of people that he wants revenge against. The weakest loser ever to hold the office.

13/8/2025, 1:52:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That seems legal.

12/8/2025, 3:33:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view