I may get a tattoo!
IT Guy, ProgRock fan (esp. Camel & Porcupine Tree), avowed atheist and genuinely concerned citizen. America, what have we become?
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I may get a tattoo!
He wears a built-in toilet so this makes sense.
Defenestration test dummies?
A Republican?
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The Remains of the Foreskin
He's waiting until tomorrow to die to deprive us of an additional national holiday.
Funeral riots?
It was reported to be a rental.
And why was he driving in reverse?
I'm sure he didn't feel a thing.
That, and people entering through the clearly marked EXIT doors at Walmart.
There's not another human being that fugly.
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Mightwork?
Do they have clap fillers for the folks who get tired?
Could you go ahead and do the Rapture, though?
Soros, of course. He's MAGA's Dr. Moriarty.
You've likely seen many British as actors playing Americans and not realized it. They could probably do a magazine spread on actors we assume are Americans.
I hope he plays it when I see him Monday night!
Now let's see the Epstein videos.
I read somewhere that the stunts are developed first, then the story is written around them. Priorities...
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Makes sense. They have really sharp beaks.
Kash has a girlfriend? She's probably with CSIS, then.
Actually, it's more akin to using the bible to support an argument in favor of religion.
His browser history must be something else.
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A book report AND supporting arguments.
Let's hope the Blue Angels will be flying the missing man formation.
Capital "C" right here.
Unfortunately, it's a Coup-On.
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
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A baby gherkin.
Later this year: "Mr. President, I present to you my ear. The one that can actually hear. It's quite unnecessary at this point as I can just read your "truths". "And I, Mr. President, present to you my thumbs. They're opposable and I know how much you hate the opposition."
I would like a window seat, please.
So it's (whatever the president wants to) do process?
You probably had time to read a book while setting it.
I thought the same when I saw it.
👇👇
"Trying" would mean he would have to change the person he is and that's beyond the realm of possibility. He's an abhorrent, defective human being. Mother Nature should have nipped that shit in the bud.
Says the convicted felon.
If something happened to be daughter and in response I was told that she is now "with the person who loved her the most," you could not hold me legally liable for what I would do next.
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He's attempting to fire Cook.
“Transparent”
And proved Anna Kelly to be an idiot!
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!
Friends, we are far beyond the buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride quips. We have passed the secure your oxygen mask moment. So, allow me to say it plainly. FUCK YOU, Republicans who won't stop this mad man. You could stop this and have him out of office if you wanted. Impeach, Convict, Remove
Tell it to the guys on the other side of the aisle. In both houses.
Perhaps one of his cabinet sycophants could present him with a nice pair of indoor gloves. "I present you with these gloves, Mr. President, made of the finest Corinthian leather." "They're lovely. I'm never taking them off!"
Hell, just give the man the NEGOT and be done with it! Oh, and place a crown upon his head.
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To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
Trump wants the rate lowered.
Money changes everything.
The Fed was designed to be insulated from politics to maintain the stability and credibility of our financial system. The President is breaking the law, abusing his power, setting a dangerous precedent, and undermining our economy.
I was looking forward to a new season. Bummer!
🎶I'm just a wannabe dictator whose intentions are good🎶 🎶Please don't my unconstitutional executive orders and actions be misunderstood🎶
Math, how does it work?
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The soundtrack would have been lit
I hope he has to watch us tear it down one day.
Fact check: True.
We already made those guarantees when they gave up their nukes. How did that work out?
Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett. They need that kind of fire.
He's picketing his local Cracker Barrel, some people are saying.
Is he angling for induction?
I believe she said "Jeffrey", as in Epstein.
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Maybe it's from constantly rubbing his hands together in a villainous way as his diabolical plan plays out.
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I double parked mine in New Mexico in the year 1947 and it was towed. It's sitting in the impound lot at Area 51.
Not likely.
I wonder if they have a pool going?
Otherwise known as communism.
If Trump pardons convicted child rapist Gislane Maxwell, they will absolutely officially be the pedophile defender party. The fact that this is even being considered is sickening. She also has been moved to a nice min security prison, a club Fed, ALREADY
This sounds like straight up bullshit to me.
The GOP is causing all of this chaos just so everyone will stop talking about the Epstein files. Never stop asking where the files are and why they're covering it up.
And he stinks!
It has to mean mercy fucking MAGA incels, right?
Was the book called "Karma, Shmarma"?
Corrupt AF
Trump is in the Epstein files.
All truly self-confident people wear hats declaring they are “RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.”
On a good day.
If only he had gotten those calf implants.........
I'll say; I first saw him on the tour for that album.
Can't wait until he's wearing one that says "HERE LIES DONALD TRUMP".
Ain't that the truth!
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The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I don’t give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
I wouldn't bother talking movies with someone who "dislikes" B&W. That's ridiculous.
If hell exists, James Dobson is about to experience the ultimate Find Out. #FAFO
I got a couple of paragraphs in and had to stop reading as I suddenly had a craving for some cheese to go with that whine.
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