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Christian Nationalists are hell and gone from being anything Christian. True Christians and Christian Nationalists are mutually exclusive.
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Christian Nationalists are hell and gone from being anything Christian. True Christians and Christian Nationalists are mutually exclusive.
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Trump is an empty vessel when it comes to any kind of human capacity. He's consumed by greed and hate. That is ALL Trump has. What a sad and pathetic little toddler he is. The world will be a far better place when he is done wasting oxygen here.
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Not even hiding it. Wait for the Mike Johnson deflection team very soon.
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Wait until Florida finds out how FEMA works after the next Hurricane.
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Wait until Oklahoma figures out what happened to FEMA after tornado season.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Dear MAGA - vote for stupid, get stupid. Now you have just doubled your knowledge.
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Sorry Al. It's kind of an auto response to her these days.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Is the Chimp part still working? Do we need to be concerned?
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I didn't know Bezos launched from there.
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I'll take "The Epstein Files" for $500 Alex.
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Check out the rack! Did it cross with a moose?
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
The only state Trump is in charge of is the state of Delusion. Okay, and the state of Fantasy.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't tease. These guys are getting hungry!
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Not just the right thing to do, but another direct "fuck off" aimed at Trump.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue Jays are also very loud and shrill. And that's not a knock on the baseball team!
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How is the car?
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Please. She prefers Comrade Gabbard. us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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I'll see your existential, and raise you an International threat given how pathogens can spread.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
It's just not fair that Trump keeps putting the ball on the tee for Governor Newsom, and then hands Newsom a driver! 😁
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There's allot of that going around. Same thing at the CDC.
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Breaking News: Fascism and Racism are bad for Tourism! Who freaking knew? us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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I'll take "What was Operation Warp Speed and What US President created it in 2020" for $500 Alex.
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Netflix = GOOD! Home Depot = BAD!
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
What are USAmericans?
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He first must defeat a live Rhinoceros in the Coliseum with his bare hands.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Pam Biondi, Karoline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard and Kristi Noem? Asking for a friend.
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Reminds me of one my favorite sayings: "That, is the sound of one hand clapping." Sounds like JD was one hand too many of achieving perfection.
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Actually, given how pathogens can spread, RFK Jr. is an International threat.
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Every last one must be held accountable. And that especially includes those "just following orders!"
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"Repeated" treason!
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Only one tool to fix the GOP.
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Oxygen masks optional.
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Super Douchebag is alive and not so well!
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Video of Dean Cain before he injured himself in ICE training.
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Very talented and a wonderful actor! Sadly, all of my drawings look like Homer Simpson drawing a Tesla Cyber truck.
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Rudy mistook the crow for a bat, which could have been a family member.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Kellyanne Conway belongs in an Institution. And not the Cultural kind. The Horror movie kind. us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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There's an Iron Man 4!? Wait, read that wrong.
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The Republican solution was Alligator Alcatraz. And that's shut down.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Not just available in the Felony sized footlong, but now available in the Misdemeanor sized 6 inch! Toasted versions may incur more penalties. Please consult your legal sandwich consultant.
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This is as stealth as an avalanche.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Do you think the Chinese Model comes with auto-crash and spontaneous combustion features like a Tesla? #Teslatakedown
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Litter is down over 50% since they arrived!
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder where and what the "Tasty Freeze" really is.
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How much is a gazillion? Is that allot? 😁
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And later that evening, muffled screams from the recliner...
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I'm sorry, but did people actually think a Putin puppet like Trump would do the right thing?
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Okay, who left Rudy's cave unlocked again?
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Breaking News: Trump publicly asks to be institutionalized! us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Gulf of Mexico Google m'fkers.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Sarah Conner is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. with orange hair. us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Did his mom sew his initials in his underwear too? I'll bet he still wears Garanimals.
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The National Guardeners of the Galaxy!
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He has a twin brother! I knew it!
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Once again, Snoop Doggy Doo Doo closes the gate after the horses have escaped. us.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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When it comes to Lankford and stupidity - he likes to Go Big or Go Home! us.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Is he sharing a cave with Stephen Miller?
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Dead man cheating at golf. Fixed. 😁
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Executive orders are not, nor have ever been law.
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Are they blaming toasters yet?
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
And that is why she is called Kristi Noemind.
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A parting gift for Joni. Just grab on, hold on tight and deploy. Easy peasy.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
Concealing their identities is illegal in the first place. They stop doing that, the problem goes away. Otherwise they can pound sand. ID them, find out where they live. Share on Social Media. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
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Irony and Karma are delicious!
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Don't expect a logical argument from these a$$hats. Next thing you know they will start comparing guns to toasters.
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There is a severe crime and garbage problem at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. They could send the troops there and fix 2 problems at once!
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Then treat an invasion as such.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social)
I'll take "What was Operation Warp Speed and What US President created it in 2020" for $500 Alex.
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All fascists are created equally disgusting in my book!
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The White House has reduced itself to a whorehouse full of spin doctors.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Has Megan ever heard of Jeffrey Epstein? She seems concerned about people coming clean.
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After the second try, you hit your fist on the dash. Then the third try... Works every time.
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There's more to this. They are both from Earth!
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
But there is a giant stench!
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It was amazing how his character could create such unique and amazing experiences for everybody. You can't duplicate that. So sad he carried such burdens with him.
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There's a new Sheriff in town Missouri Republicans! F A F O
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The 'House Hooker!
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The entire GOP took the Jim Jones challenge?
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We better start looking for a burn pit around FBI headquarters.
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And she can pack Lisa Murkowski in her suitcase on the way out!
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Normally I would call Bullshit.
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Trump - "Look GOD, I even got a Nobel Peace Prize after I threatened to Nuke them!"
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The "J" in front of this DOE is for John, Trump's middle name.
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So ALL western liberals are all the same?
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Republicans - "We pledge allegiance to the NRA, and the Fascist States of America."
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Their only pledge of allegiance is to the NRA.
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Republicans want an entire country full of them.
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It should be flown upside down until that day happens.
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Have another wine box Jeanine!
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I've said it before:
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Getting him to swing a club will be a neat trick!
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The first PONG prototype.
Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) (@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Now wait, maybe just cut the guy a little slack. We could use him as a lab rat to test all of his recommendations on!