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Sam

@sleopold.bsky.social

Momm to 4, Bonus momm to 2. Practicing invisiblism. Medicolegal Death Investigator, RN, IBCLC, LMT, but who’s counting?

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! They are adorable!!

1/9/2025, 1:48:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations!!

1/9/2025, 1:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Shady is a twat, but has nowhere near the “presence” of the 🍊 💩. He and Johnson could do a lot of damage, for sure, but people don’t like him.

1/9/2025, 1:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Lynchburg, baby!!

1/9/2025, 1:01:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, when even catturd picks up on this… 🤔😄

1/9/2025, 1:01:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it, because I don’t really get the game. It was a matter of being a young girl, beating the crap out of much older teenage boys. It’s sort of fed on itself!

1/9/2025, 12:50:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I LOVE RISK!! I played it a few times with my brother and his hs buds. But I kept kicking their asses so I was uninvited.

1/9/2025, 12:13:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

My spouse’s would set the house on 🔥

31/8/2025, 11:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, but DUH!!!!!

31/8/2025, 11:50:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Judge Pirro???

31/8/2025, 11:47:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

You misspelled clots.

31/8/2025, 11:24:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

💀

31/8/2025, 11:07:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Who would shuttle these little people into the unknown? Who would jail them? Not let them sleep? Names need to be kept, and they need to go on trial.

31/8/2025, 9:24:40 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

😭

31/8/2025, 8:43:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

To go with his broken soul?

31/8/2025, 8:24:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh come on! Doesn’t a meth lab count??

31/8/2025, 8:16:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Like how when 🍊 💩 “turned on the faucet” 🙄🙄😡

31/8/2025, 5:45:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

How many fucking kids are hanging around the airport??? They would tend to be from wealthier families, I would bet. Nobody who is scrounging for food is taking a damn Cancun vacation!!!

31/8/2025, 5:35:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Meep meep!!’

31/8/2025, 5:30:58 PM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

No maga hat???

31/8/2025, 5:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

My in-laws watched him religiously. My son would sit and watch with them when he visited. I had to ban all rush talk in my house bc my son was so terribly influenced.

31/8/2025, 1:20:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Just an excuse to stiff the sub. Like always.

31/8/2025, 1:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

White House will admit the demons came up and pulled his worthless ass into hell.

31/8/2025, 1:14:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/games/wordle... Did it again!

31/8/2025, 12:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!!

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31/8/2025, 1:25:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

HI JOE!! We love you and miss you! Enjoy that cone!!

31/8/2025, 1:23:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

He looked *really* good!

31/8/2025, 1:01:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

This is singing to my inner witch! 💙💙

30/8/2025, 8:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. It’s been working well so far 🙄😡

30/8/2025, 8:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

After one passes it is often customary to say good things, to rehabilitate the dead guy’s reputation. Not a stinking chance!!!

30/8/2025, 8:18:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, you’ll be in great company !!

30/8/2025, 7:46:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

OH!!

30/8/2025, 7:34:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. Was hoping for horizontal.

30/8/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll get sent to the colonies. Too old to breed.

30/8/2025, 5:37:44 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

😄

30/8/2025, 5:36:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

Now we get to test out the thoughts and prayers theory.

30/8/2025, 12:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww poor baby hurt himself trying to get thru training. Or is it over already?

30/8/2025, 12:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

The irony of 47 dying with covid. Fingers crossed.

30/8/2025, 12:16:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

My pleasure!!

30/8/2025, 12:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Teddy, Gus finds him irresistible! lol!

30/8/2025, 12:09:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumps a stupid fuck. And a Russian asset. With emphasis on ASS.

30/8/2025, 12:55:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

I’m there. So fucking worn out.

30/8/2025, 12:52:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

My mom did when I was 23. It still hurts. I’m 64.

30/8/2025, 12:47:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

My bestie died with cancer. I hate everything.

30/8/2025, 12:29:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t.

30/8/2025, 12:23:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thefirstlevel.bsky.social (@thefirstlevel.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 7:46:51 PM | 1174 397 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Short celebration. SCOTUS will crawl up his butt and emerge victorious. Fuckers

30/8/2025, 12:05:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Or pedophelia.

29/8/2025, 11:58:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty impressive. Huge and loud!

29/8/2025, 11:46:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I found this dude on patrol, he was hiding in someone’s car engine, like my last foundling!

Baby kitty with new big bro
29/8/2025, 11:45:59 PM | 40 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I have lots of seedling pecan trees - in my garden beds 😂

29/8/2025, 11:43:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

You prob don’t have them in the uk… like we don’t have jumpers here 😄

29/8/2025, 11:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

The squirrels my pecans and bury them before I can find them!

29/8/2025, 11:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂😂😂

29/8/2025, 11:39:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve bitten into too many shell bits! But others like them. They do have a massive taste!!

29/8/2025, 11:34:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember volunteering to stick hundreds of people with the Covid vax. As a nurse, it was MY PROUDEST MOMENT!!!

29/8/2025, 11:28:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate this country right now.

29/8/2025, 11:27:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have paper shell pecans? They’re my fave! We have black walnuts, but it’s honestly not worth the effort. I collect them and watch the squirrels feast all winter. I’m sad to say I’m a whiz at houseplants, but my food crops are very sad 😭

29/8/2025, 11:26:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

If your crown jewel is a butt plug.

29/8/2025, 10:08:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no!!!!

29/8/2025, 9:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually a bullfrog! He was as big as my hand!! He jumped but not as gracefully as your bebes!

29/8/2025, 8:18:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Concentration Camp - MVICE CC.

29/8/2025, 8:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. Lots of kids who won’t be housed, fed or educated. Aka targets.

29/8/2025, 6:10:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Like my neighbor who thinks EVERY butterfly is a monarch?

29/8/2025, 5:26:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Left Of Center Orange Hater (@henshinhal.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 4:18:33 PM | 61 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too 😭😭. But I did get to see this guy the other day! (Not a lil spidey, but still cool!)

Great big bullfrog hiding in weeds!
29/8/2025, 5:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Had one of those fake “service dogs” on a flight. Woman sat down with her uncontrollable “service dogs,” and it wouldn’t quit bothering a true service dog who was minding his biz. I told her Amazon doesn’t certify dogs, and moved away.

29/8/2025, 5:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

💙💙💙

29/8/2025, 5:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

2.2%?? I bought a bag of necessaries, it was $50. For ONE BAG!!!

29/8/2025, 5:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

UK only 😭😭😭

29/8/2025, 12:06:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh, Brad Guinn. He was 14, I was 13. We were goofing around while the movers packed up our house. He pulled me under a tree and kissed me for a long time. We moved away the next day.

28/8/2025, 8:44:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

I’m sad and furious, as well. If that matters.

28/8/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

The comment I how was, “they’ve always been there.” Ok, if so, is that ok??

28/8/2025, 12:05:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thee NYC angry black latina mom! ♉️🇩🇴🗽 🐝💛 (@urbanmodernism.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all worried about Gavin Newsom running for president—if we don’t win the midterms there won’t be any presidential run to argue about. People need to start understanding we don’t have a fictional federal government. We’re running on residue from the past, only protected by city & state. #Pinks

28/8/2025, 2:27:25 AM | 2024 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Hubba Hubba!!! He’s sexy in everything, but I loved Steff in PiP!!

28/8/2025, 2:33:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish I had words of wisdom 💙

28/8/2025, 2:31:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Did I hear he was a former student at that school?

27/8/2025, 11:15:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C Hanna (@chcowgirl.bsky.social) reposted

“The 2nd amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the 2nd amendment.” -Adam Kinzinger

27/8/2025, 11:38:04 AM | 709 225 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

I kidding. Or him mocking the reporter. wtf is wrong with these people??

27/8/2025, 10:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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86-47-25th

27/8/2025, 10:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, walking on the dam in my back yard and ran across two things. A HUGE bullfrog, and a pretty good size pile of poop. Pretty sure bear poop.

Large pike of poop with lots of berry seeds. Prob a black bear.
27/8/2025, 10:42:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:33:13 PM | 35 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

To go with the bullet proof backpacks? Too soon?? No, it’s WAY TOO FUCKING LATE 😡😡😡😡😭

27/8/2025, 10:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost lasted a Scaramucci.

27/8/2025, 8:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

And monkeys could fly outta my butt.

27/8/2025, 8:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

And only one is still a TERRORIST THREAT......

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27/8/2025, 12:06:21 AM | 299 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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27/8/2025, 11:34:55 AM | 13265 4855 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

Not gonna lie, these women are saving my soul.

27/8/2025, 11:56:11 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

This was an amazing discussion about media, democracy, and community. Heather Cox Richardson Leigh McGowan (Politics Girl) Joanne Carducci (JoJoFromJerz) Dana Goldberg substack.com/@muellershew...

27/8/2025, 4:24:13 AM | 6197 1604 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

His hands aren’t under the table to hide the bruises…

27/8/2025, 11:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaveDemocracy123 (@savedemocracy123.bsky.social) reposted

THE PUTIN/TRUMP/GOP criminal Fascists knew that MAGA cult sheep were too uneducated to realize that Trump has been using Hitler's and Joseph Goebbel's Fascist Play-Book since he came down his gaudy Russian funded gold escalator and began spewing his fascist hate, lies, slander, xenophobia, division.

27/8/2025, 11:48:11 AM | 27 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/games/wordle... Whoo hoo!

27/8/2025, 11:48:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

Grayscale 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 die. Release the Trumpstein files!!!

27/8/2025, 2:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social)

Got a team meeting tomorrow. Bringing donuts and coffee so I can stuff my mouth instead of slamming the moron magats.

27/8/2025, 12:53:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Praise be 🙄🙄🙄

27/8/2025, 12:52:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

The jizz is getting deep

27/8/2025, 12:51:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, what about the pardoned assholes who killed cops on J6??

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26/8/2025, 11:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like when Princess Diana was married. Some way to see something good in a river of shit.

26/8/2025, 11:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Meth is a terrible addiction.

26/8/2025, 11:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@sleopold.bsky.social) reply parent

Most scenes I can handle. This was a massacre. The coroner was shook up, and we listened in horrified silence.

26/8/2025, 11:42:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view