There are so many movies where a family pulls up to a house, everyone piles out and the dad goes, “Well guys, whaddya think?” How many dads just buy houses for their families sight unseen? And they’re always full of demons. Like, always.
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There are so many movies where a family pulls up to a house, everyone piles out and the dad goes, “Well guys, whaddya think?” How many dads just buy houses for their families sight unseen? And they’re always full of demons. Like, always.
It would be nice if our building would let us know that the gate to leave the parking lot was broken and you have to go OUT THROUGH IN DOOR LIKE SOME KIND OF OPPOSITE LED ZEPPELIN.
His employees hate his guts.
Oh NOW he’s changing his story. What a creep.
I’ve named my children Birthday Party, Cheesecake, Jelly Bean and Boom.
They totally would.
Bloated like he’s been in the river for 3 days.
What’s The Shrouded One waiting for? Get a move on, Dusty!
Gardening at Night
Remodeling. Gold delivery incoming.
I love her films, especially Soppin’ Wet Hooters 3 and Batgirl vs The Jizzler.
no cheat sheet?
What if I WANT five pieces of turkey jerky for $7.49??
I can’t hear you, Clem Fandango.
He’d have more lines as an investigator though.
Rogan isn’t fit to pet Marc’s cats.
The Furies from Tha Waaaaarriors?
Giuliani rescued a litter of puppies and then an hour later…
So. What’s everyone having for dinner?
I have a magnet.
How do you find out what’s wrong with you when you have every single symptom on every list of symptoms for everything?
Jack Ripper, human bartender from the east end of London-DONNN.
Check out this time capsule that’s stuck in time!
He’s gone full pumpkin.
Basketball with a mouth.
One of those pith helmets with a fan attached.
🎶 No one is talking about noooooow! 🎶 🎩 🦯 🕺
Erica! What are you doing here with a child-sized coffin? ⚰️
🎶 I don’t wanna wait… for his life to be oveeeeeer… 🎶
Just let me finish my coffee. Then we’ll go watch em slice this fat bastard up.
Get a pin.
Weekend at Blimpies
A human being or a human going?
“If I could save piss in a bottle…. The first thing that I’d like to do…” - Jim Croce
See you in LA!!!!
I’m so jealous of all of you people who have energy. I really am. Be thankful.
It’s not a “secret sandwich shop” if it’s in a bodega! Do you need a password? Are the directions inked on a yellowed piece of parchment? Is there a troll saying “you have to answer me these riddles three??” No. It’s a damn bodega.
Fathers Justin explains why he wears his vestments as tight as a scuba suit, and the answer was not holy.
I agree the man needs a 5150.
This man eats roadkill and had a brain worm. He needs a 5150.
He’s a rancid shitbrain.
He couldn’t give half a shit.
I think a guy whose brain was eaten by a worm and sets up murder scenes for a dead bear cub in Central Park needs a 5150.
Imagine being this boring.
Thanks, time to block.
Never gonna happen. Too many cruel stupid people in this country.
It's never gonna happen. No one cares about children dying.
I love the Colonnade. Those lamps are awesome! And they're red and green at holiday time!
He already did, right down the street in Westlake. They stood around like dog dicks for 5 hours.
They're already going after trans people. Most shooters are straight white males, but we're not locking them up in droves.
I support you in your trans journey!
The beast makes its sacrifice for the sustenance of the human, who neither deserves nor is worthy of the gift.
Well I said I never heard helicopters there.
🚨 WERNER HERZOG IS ON INSTAGRAM 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL, UNLIKE THE DRILLING OF MEDIOCRITY WE SUFFER IN OUR DAILY LIVES, WHERE PAIN FLOWS THROUGH OUR HEADS LIKE A RIVER OF HUMANITY.
I woke up today a pile of sand.
I lived in Dyker Heights. I heard the ships horns sometimes. That’s pretty much it.
I’m sick of hydrating. I’m going to turn into a pile of sand.
This design is better, minimalism is for law firms. I doubt the crybabies know much about design though.
And at night they shine the extremely bright spotlight all over the buildings.
I lived in NYC also and saw a news copter occasionally. Here in LA they’re just always overhead. Constantly. It’s like traffic noise or kids in a playground. Daily noise.
He sometimes panics while making sandwiches.
I don’t think anyone who was bothered by the deplorable thing was going to vote for her anyway.
How would Democrats alienate voters by calling Trump out?
It's too bad that she didn't have time to explain WHY he thinks people are eating cats is wrong.
Me turn water on. People eat cat. Windmills whales. No burger. Gas stove steal. Kids sex change school. Me end 100 wars. Flush is bad.
Lester, you’re going to spill beer on the couch.
Everything’s a “hidden gem” or “tucked away” dude it’s a museum with a front door open to the public. You don’t have to figure out a bunch of Goonies booby traps to find it.
If you are in ICE you are helping Antifa! If you wear a MAGA hat you are a socialist! Is this the game we’re playing?
And you thought Fred Durst ruined red hats.
Samara Weaving in and out of traffic.
Eric Stoltz is such an underrated 80s hottie. We got Andrew McCarthy moping around like a drip in every other movie and Eric has like, one romcom. You know why? Lack of Redhead Visibility! Justice for Gingers!
At the Halloween store a girl was wearing an Avril Lavigne hoody with an Anarchy symbol for the “A” in Avril. My eyes went back in my head so hard I saw brain and then they popped out and rolled across the floor and this dude with a crow on his shoulder bought them.
I thought the same thing. His kid didn’t say that. Started out a G but grew up to be a Karen. It’s like this and like that and like this and uh.
Oooh how gangsta.
Points to co-op businesses: “COMMUNISM!!” Points to free health care: “COMMUNISM!!!” Points to a cat walking by: “COMMUNISM!!!”
Yes, no one’s going to take your TV away.
$2 for a peach. That’s normal, right?
Halloween Idea: Lin-Manuel Carmen Miranda
Want to meet goth girls? Spirit Halloween is now open.
Uncle Fester a real one.
GoVeRmeNt
Ooooh he on X-Game mode.
“She also said bruising on Trump’s hand that has been covered up by makeup is “consistent” with irritation from his “frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin.” Yes. This is common and not insane. Wait. Flip it and reverse it.
He’s plastered.
He was a punchline in NYC for decades. Total fool.
SOMEone needs to go to Sephora. 💅🏻
No one likes their fries and that would be an easy thing to correct, right? I mean they have lines 30 cars deep anyway so what do they care.
When we got a Sonic in NJ people were lined up down the highway. For Sonic!
We cannot compromise when it comes to an issue like trans people.
You mean THEY say if he stops beating his wife or affiliating.
I believe people should own property. But I dislike property management companies that buy up buildings and let them rot.
Liberals call you nazi unless you agree with their “crazy” ideas. Your example was that we believe in “No private property.” You just named a random communist thing. Here, we talk about employee-owned businesses and people having a park or a water supply be privately owned. Nuance. Details.
You're probably conflating the Marxist ideology about the "means of production" being held socially, rather than privately, as well as "personal property." You simplified it to "no private property" - Is this a large issue that you see happening right now?
You’re the one that asked what I wanted when it was right there in the thread. Champ.
It’s not playing. It’s explaining the very thing you brought up. Who exactly doesn’t want there to be any “private property?”
Guess you can’t read.
No answer then. Figures.
It’s a good thing I’m not on Redbubble for the money.