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Is Four Seasons on Bluesky??
Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired *most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life. **no DM
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Is Four Seasons on Bluesky??
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Can Rudy sell it for the cash value?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like death on toast and microwaved for 17 minutes
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Hero Hotdog!
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Soy Sauce is supposed to relieve a burn too, I believe.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Any recommendations on who I should buy Cobbler from?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Never heard of PoliticalStacy but now I have. So she's a little bitch?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Colossus: The Forbin Project Chilling to watch as an adolescent.
Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted
If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
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How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Boner pills from a gas station? This is interesting. And extra.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
TESLA? The damaged brand?? Damaged by Musk, himself???
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🤣
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👍
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He thinks he can write a check. In fact, he could use the $ he stole from that charity. 😁
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
An MRI of Kristi Noem's head revealed another MRI of the report of an Electron Scanning Microscope that revealed nothing in Kristi Noem's head.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to say this exact thing. House looks like it fits in Samantha Stephen's neighborhood.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Where will I go for my off center content???
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
Without congressionally approved funding, public media stations say communities will be left with aging infrastructure amid growing risks from extreme weather.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Rat Patrol?
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What the [actual] fuck?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Stealing is such a harsh word. And if one is dumpster diving without ranch...well, they are doing it all wrong.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Gosh durnit. I was selling tickets to his The Return Tour. Maybe those rubes won't notice.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Would it kill him to put in paragraph breaks? No, really. Would it kill him?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks young. I wonder if this was his experimentation phase? Like when he was only into lawn chairs??
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
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Loomer would do Reverse Cowghoul.
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Gowdy is trying to redeem his putrid soul.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I wait all week for that segment. I look forward to it.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
VPN
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Me too.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
And Melania is busy shagging the last of her entire security detail. How do you say "Again!" in Slovenian?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
They can be shown FILM of their, previous, opposite stance and the call it fake news.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Patel (to GF): "I only have eye for you."
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You need a Cockney accent.
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🍷
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Vance has this thing for gratitude, doesn't he? (Disingenuous couch fucker. Thank you.)
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we define "jewelry" here?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
She's got the makeup experience.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I know What You Will Do Next Summer. (I think that is more ominous, really.)
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm. She hasn't been planted...yet??
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
So...they fire up the engines for a test flight on that "free" Qatar jet (AKA The Palace in the Sky) and HIS extraordinarily long necktie gets sucked into the turbine.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting tiny man.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he had (the courage to have) a townhall yet???
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social)
Big thunderstorm. Power is out. Dog glued to me. Only one cup of coffee. Bank errands with Mom at 8C.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what went through her head at that moment?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
She's taller than 50 feet. 😁
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I would pick my Mom over Trump to make decisions on monetary policy. Seriously. Trump? I mean, uh, Trump?? #TACO
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I try to make SNW Thursday a mini event. I cook, watch the news while I eat. Watch PBS NEWSHOUR. Then a 7PM C I fire up the latest episode. So less spoilers the better. 😁
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I expected the Horology Society to steal his patent idea because that is how "these days" have rewired my brain. Argh.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Would they even want to be saved? Probably worshipping THE River Boulders anyway.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Operating a premise is, somewhat, like riding a bicycle.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Leavitt make her "O" face?
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She will have KAG reclassified as a puppy.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
CB is still going to update their interiors. So we will have to hear there whining...again.
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Does she even know where she is? 🍷
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we ever had a one-armed President?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
He even slowed for the turns. Smoothest ride I ever had.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd watch that episode. I'd walk to the Blockbuster to rent it on VHS. I'd be kind and rewind if I decided to return it.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Activision has the chance to do the funniest thing right now. Add some animations of their "War Fighters" picking up trash. Better yet an entire DLC mission for "Washington DC: Take out the Trash". (I bet Activision is not willing to rock a boat.) 😁
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Tell me Boy Kavalier gets Carter Burke'd in Alien Earth. Please. #Alien_Earth
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Really white guy here. 😁 I've been thinking more and more and more about it. At the very least...building a big fence around my acreage. 🤪
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Love it!
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has an incredible mind. Incredible. 🤪
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
finally would be a good tattoo. especially in script.
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Agriculture Query: I have a few acres of under utilized land. It is in the flight/landing path of our regional airport in Mike Johnson's district. Should I plant pumpkins or is it too late in the season to plant pumpkins??
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Why you gonna wish that on brain-eating amoeba???
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep your friends close, and your bunnies closer.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this the next episode in his "They Come Up To Me Crying" series?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
"Submit to your husband" are probably the most disgusting words I have heard this week. Your point is exactly what I thought. Taylor could buy Charlie Kirk. The fact she has not reveals Swift's thoughtful restraint (or maybe her cunning long game).
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If he asked them to not wear pants they'd strip in a nanosecond.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
So...the takeaway? Don't lock doors?
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Is it supposed to foam around the money insert???
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I wonder what the percentage is of people who have something in their nose picking the right, er...correct, nostril on the first attempt? I must say I don't have data as I wasn't taking notes at the times in life when this has happened to, or in front of, me. Could everyone begin to take notes??
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Is Charlie Kirk married? Does she have an a gigantic face on an extremely tiny head? #Ying_Yang
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear Trump smells.
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Trump. Is. A. Fucking. Moron.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
"Charlie, you first."
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know what Charlie, you first.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh, so now their WOKE." /s 😁🤪
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Keeps the marbles in.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs a dirt nap.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a better hat. I will never wear the/a RED one.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Flesh Eating Bacteria: "Oh Hell no!"
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All the attendant Trump Toadies just sit there and smile. Disgusting.
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Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
"What do you think I asked you here for? Company?!"
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I'm embarrassed to say how long it took to realize that the record player cover was making the graffiti wall look like a wall and an angled ceiling. #coffee
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Have any anvils laying about?
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Trump.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a coward (with a makeup room).
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I don't see drug companies paying me for drugs.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social)
Dan Abrams seems to yell a lot. I generally mute SiriusXM at 1PM C.
Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent
Dean Cain has become part of that obstacle course.
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I did just that...sorta.