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Steven H. Maines™

@stevenmaines.bsky.social

Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired *most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life. **no DM

created November 15, 2024

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Is Four Seasons on Bluesky??

1/9/2025, 11:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Rudy sell it for the cash value?

1/9/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like death on toast and microwaved for 17 minutes

1/9/2025, 6:04:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hero Hotdog!

1/9/2025, 5:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soy Sauce is supposed to relieve a burn too, I believe.

1/9/2025, 4:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any recommendations on who I should buy Cobbler from?

1/9/2025, 3:54:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never heard of PoliticalStacy but now I have. So she's a little bitch?

1/9/2025, 2:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colossus: The Forbin Project Chilling to watch as an adolescent.

1/9/2025, 1:55:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.

1/9/2025, 12:59:09 PM | 22623 5622 | View on Bluesky | view

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How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

1/9/2025, 2:45:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boner pills from a gas station? This is interesting. And extra.

31/8/2025, 11:14:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TESLA? The damaged brand?? Damaged by Musk, himself???

31/8/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

31/8/2025, 9:45:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

31/8/2025, 9:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He thinks he can write a check. In fact, he could use the $ he stole from that charity. 😁

31/8/2025, 8:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

An MRI of Kristi Noem's head revealed another MRI of the report of an Electron Scanning Microscope that revealed nothing in Kristi Noem's head.

31/8/2025, 6:47:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to say this exact thing. House looks like it fits in Samantha Stephen's neighborhood.

31/8/2025, 4:42:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where will I go for my off center content???

31/8/2025, 4:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

Without congressionally approved funding, public media stations say communities will be left with aging infrastructure amid growing risks from extreme weather.

30/8/2025, 11:08:19 PM | 999 357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Rat Patrol?

31/8/2025, 3:18:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

What the [actual] fuck?

31/8/2025, 12:19:04 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Stealing is such a harsh word. And if one is dumpster diving without ranch...well, they are doing it all wrong.

31/8/2025, 12:08:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Using Avant Garde font. 😁

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30/8/2025, 10:08:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Gosh durnit. I was selling tickets to his The Return Tour. Maybe those rubes won't notice.

30/8/2025, 8:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Would it kill him to put in paragraph breaks? No, really. Would it kill him?

30/8/2025, 8:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks young. I wonder if this was his experimentation phase? Like when he was only into lawn chairs??

30/8/2025, 6:14:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

30/8/2025, 5:56:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Loomer would do Reverse Cowghoul.

30/8/2025, 5:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:00:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gowdy is trying to redeem his putrid soul.

30/8/2025, 3:48:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I wait all week for that segment. I look forward to it.

30/8/2025, 2:10:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

VPN

30/8/2025, 1:59:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too.

30/8/2025, 1:48:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

And Melania is busy shagging the last of her entire security detail. How do you say "Again!" in Slovenian?

30/8/2025, 1:07:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

They can be shown FILM of their, previous, opposite stance and the call it fake news.

30/8/2025, 1:36:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Patel (to GF): "I only have eye for you."

30/8/2025, 12:50:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

You need a Cockney accent.

29/8/2025, 10:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🍷

29/8/2025, 10:20:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance has this thing for gratitude, doesn't he? (Disingenuous couch fucker. Thank you.)

29/8/2025, 9:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we define "jewelry" here?

29/8/2025, 9:52:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

She's got the makeup experience.

29/8/2025, 9:42:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

29/8/2025, 8:50:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I know What You Will Do Next Summer. (I think that is more ominous, really.)

29/8/2025, 4:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm. She hasn't been planted...yet??

29/8/2025, 4:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

So...they fire up the engines for a test flight on that "free" Qatar jet (AKA The Palace in the Sky) and HIS extraordinarily long necktie gets sucked into the turbine.

29/8/2025, 4:20:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting tiny man.

29/8/2025, 4:03:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he had (the courage to have) a townhall yet???

29/8/2025, 3:39:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social)

Big thunderstorm. Power is out. Dog glued to me. Only one cup of coffee. Bank errands with Mom at 8C.

29/8/2025, 12:31:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what went through her head at that moment?

28/8/2025, 11:22:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

She's taller than 50 feet. 😁

28/8/2025, 11:05:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I would pick my Mom over Trump to make decisions on monetary policy. Seriously. Trump? I mean, uh, Trump?? #TACO

28/8/2025, 10:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I try to make SNW Thursday a mini event. I cook, watch the news while I eat. Watch PBS NEWSHOUR. Then a 7PM C I fire up the latest episode. So less spoilers the better. 😁

28/8/2025, 9:39:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I expected the Horology Society to steal his patent idea because that is how "these days" have rewired my brain. Argh.

28/8/2025, 9:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Would they even want to be saved? Probably worshipping THE River Boulders anyway.

28/8/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Operating a premise is, somewhat, like riding a bicycle.

28/8/2025, 8:27:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Leavitt make her "O" face?

28/8/2025, 5:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

She. Lies.

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28/8/2025, 5:27:16 PM | 93 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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She will have KAG reclassified as a puppy.

28/8/2025, 4:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

CB is still going to update their interiors. So we will have to hear there whining...again.

28/8/2025, 2:58:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does she even know where she is? 🍷

28/8/2025, 2:50:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have we ever had a one-armed President?

28/8/2025, 1:57:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He even slowed for the turns. Smoothest ride I ever had.

28/8/2025, 1:51:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd watch that episode. I'd walk to the Blockbuster to rent it on VHS. I'd be kind and rewind if I decided to return it.

28/8/2025, 12:49:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Activision has the chance to do the funniest thing right now. Add some animations of their "War Fighters" picking up trash. Better yet an entire DLC mission for "Washington DC: Take out the Trash". (I bet Activision is not willing to rock a boat.) 😁

28/8/2025, 12:31:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me Boy Kavalier gets Carter Burke'd in Alien Earth. Please. #Alien_Earth

28/8/2025, 12:14:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:08:21 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really white guy here. 😁 I've been thinking more and more and more about it. At the very least...building a big fence around my acreage. 🤪

27/8/2025, 10:54:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kolchak: The Night Stalker Love it!

27/8/2025, 10:51:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has an incredible mind. Incredible. 🤪

27/8/2025, 8:47:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

finally would be a good tattoo. especially in script.

27/8/2025, 8:17:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social)

Agriculture Query: I have a few acres of under utilized land. It is in the flight/landing path of our regional airport in Mike Johnson's district. Should I plant pumpkins or is it too late in the season to plant pumpkins??

Under utilized agricultural land. EPSTEIN is mowed into the high grass.
27/8/2025, 1:45:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Why you gonna wish that on brain-eating amoeba???

27/8/2025, 12:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep your friends close, and your bunnies closer.

27/8/2025, 12:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this the next episode in his "They Come Up To Me Crying" series?

27/8/2025, 12:45:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Submit to your husband" are probably the most disgusting words I have heard this week. Your point is exactly what I thought. Taylor could buy Charlie Kirk. The fact she has not reveals Swift's thoughtful restraint (or maybe her cunning long game).

27/8/2025, 12:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he asked them to not wear pants they'd strip in a nanosecond.

27/8/2025, 2:18:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So...the takeaway? Don't lock doors?

27/8/2025, 12:32:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it supposed to foam around the money insert???

26/8/2025, 11:02:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what the percentage is of people who have something in their nose picking the right, er...correct, nostril on the first attempt? I must say I don't have data as I wasn't taking notes at the times in life when this has happened to, or in front of, me. Could everyone begin to take notes??

26/8/2025, 9:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Charlie Kirk married? Does she have an a gigantic face on an extremely tiny head? #Ying_Yang

26/8/2025, 9:37:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear Trump smells.

26/8/2025, 9:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump. Is. A. Fucking. Moron.

26/8/2025, 8:48:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Charlie, you first."

26/8/2025, 8:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven H. Maines™ (@stevenmaines.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya know what Charlie, you first.

26/8/2025, 8:01:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh, so now their WOKE." /s 😁🤪

26/8/2025, 7:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keeps the marbles in.

26/8/2025, 5:31:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs a dirt nap.

26/8/2025, 5:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a better hat. I will never wear the/a RED one.

26/8/2025, 4:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flesh Eating Bacteria: "Oh Hell no!"

26/8/2025, 4:01:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the attendant Trump Toadies just sit there and smile. Disgusting.

26/8/2025, 1:20:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:02:31 PM | 40 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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"What do you think I asked you here for? Company?!"

26/8/2025, 12:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm embarrassed to say how long it took to realize that the record player cover was making the graffiti wall look like a wall and an angled ceiling. #coffee

26/8/2025, 12:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have any anvils laying about?

26/8/2025, 1:08:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Trump.

26/8/2025, 1:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a coward (with a makeup room).

26/8/2025, 12:24:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I don't see drug companies paying me for drugs.

25/8/2025, 8:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan Abrams seems to yell a lot. I generally mute SiriusXM at 1PM C.

25/8/2025, 6:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dean Cain has become part of that obstacle course.

25/8/2025, 6:35:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did just that...sorta.

25/8/2025, 6:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view