Bone petite 😂😂😂
Yorkshire, UK. Chap. Who left me alone with all this cider?
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Did he take drugs then?
Also the idea that people can just move to other countries when they don't like the politics in their own kind of goes against the anti immigration obsession.
Bloody hell, America, look at the state of that!
That's a strange coincidence.
I suspect the Venn Diagram of "people who give a fuck about Cracker Barrel" and "people who give a fuck about children being shot" is two perfect circles with a very large gap between them.
Suitable for the MicroFührer himself.
If god is listening he/she doesn't give a fuck about you
And those who are medically trained have sworn an oath to do no harm.
Why bother? You're all expendable, but the NRA donations aren't.
No, but a lot of turkeys voted for it
I think the stronger line is a sign that your immune system is fighting harder
I believe he also wants to ban the second fried egg sandwich. Bastard.
All it takes is repealing one archaic constitutional amendment, but that's too much like hard work so let's just allow children to be murdered instead.
I'm seeing Snapped Ankles in Leeds. Oh well.
FFS and GY!BE!!
Also applies to the UK government.
Well who'd a thunk that?
They should make a fillum
The rage of the sane majority should drown out the corruption and complacency that enables these terrible events.
“Trump chooses not to end the Gaza slaughter. That’s why I’ll boycott the state dinner when he meets King Charles” @eddavey.libdems.org.uk www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Schools Theaters Concerts Malls Churches Synagogues Mosques Parks Nightclubs Offices Festivals Stores Military Bases Bars Post Offices Yoga Studios Super Bowl parades Nowhere is safe from the scourge of gun violence in America. You can't tell me we must simply accept it.
... at their peril!
A society which will repeatedly allow the violent death of children and do NOTHING is clearly broken, probably beyond repair. That applies equally whether you allow your own children to be shot, the children of Palestine, or anywhere else.
So the North side will be getting hot from the sun? They really are anti science, aren't they?
One day humans may evolve smaller babies which will fit in the bigger pocket of cargo shorts. Like kangaroos.
One guy who's a moron. Good idea.
I hope there is a strange museum of esoteric dogs. I haven't ironed for ages, so I've earned it.
I hear he likes his showers golden too
I don't even speak Italian but I understood that 😂😂💩
POE does not mean President of Europe. Piece of Excrement more likely.
We call him many things, none of them honourable. He's a barefaced liar and no-one anywhere near him has the spine to call him out.
I presume Kid Rock had already refused to sell music in the UK, which is why he is completely unknown here. Clearly a drug addled weirdo, looking at him.
Evil bastard
NO-ONE (else) IS ABOVE THE LAW!!
Is there anyone who doesn't get it yet?
Union Jacks and St George’s crosses are going up on lampposts across the UK. The Daily Mail called those behind it an “army of patriots.” But the truth is very different. hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/22/o...
I've always been concerned that he might be doing this stuff to provoke a response which would be used to justify more permanent martial law.
Cider, mine.
Are you sure you didn't buy something extravagant from the Sparks store?
Load of bloody nowt
Full-on Julius Caesar now that he's crossed the Rubicon of bringing the troops into the capital.
America is unrecognisable
Nice they quoted trump. He must be proud of his boys.
Not enormously brutal, sadly
What's that fucking smell?
I want this to be true so much that I'm not going to check.
Nice ear. Be a shame if anything happened to a nice ear like that.
I like presidents who know Slavery is bad, not "WOKE."
I dunno, but I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, this isn't going to end well...
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I suspect it might be the opposite. They know they can never naturally have a majority, because they represent a minority interest, so they have to cheat, steal, lie, threaten, disenfranchise and defraud in order to be able to stay in power and serve that minority interest, not the people.
I don't see a pattern
Unattractive, inside and out? Is trump an amateur proctologist now?
I don't really agree. He looked utterly humiliated in some of the pictures.
I suspect tyrants are always pathetic insecure men
Normally they don't live very long
Thanks for the reminder
Things are going a fuck of a lot better than in certain other countries we could mention
How the fuck did he get back in?
I wanted to join an imposter syndrome support group, but I just didn't feel I belonged.
Please don't take their hobby away from them. The only pleasure they have is freaking out about trans women in bathrooms.
Not for knitting.
Petty crime was virtually nonexistent in Berlin in 1937, I expect.
He's also been endlessly bitching about how terrible the UK is, and now here he is.
If you lot can't stop him I suggest considering how the fuck to get out before it's too late.
I thought he was ok, until now
Another historical parallel is Julius Caesar, illegally taking his army across the Rubicon into Rome to trigger a civil war and have himself installed as dictator.
Very succinct summary of the facts
"non-real"? I wish there was a single word meaning that...
I would like "infiniteen" as a new number.
I'd root for a virus if it targeted those fuckers
Except that the evangelicals in question are only in it for the money anyway.
Wow
The child raping fascist thing is pretty bad too
So, assuming that Krasnov is following orders, is this to a) give Putin a way out of this war; b) make trump look like an independent functioning entity; c) get him his little prize so he'll be a happy little puppet in future and do exactly what he's told to trash the USA even further?
Everyone has always known what he is, and yet somehow he was elected twice.
So if the president is being blackmailed hard enough by convicted criminal he can just pardon them? Surprised they didn't think of that for the constitution.
They seem to have replaced DEI with only hiring sex offenders.
As I Brit I did the same in anticipation of the ghastly woman we used to have popping her clogs. She hung on for ages; the bottle was replaced a number of times due to champagne emergencies.
She's probably the Emelda Marcos of 70s Avant Garde pop music.
I've had fun in the past when Royal Mail tells me that tracking isn't available until the item has been delivered.
He is very specific with his insults. Someone should map the slurs such as "Low IQ", "Nasty" etc because they always seem to reflect his racism and mysogeny.
Working tirelessly for the American people again
Never had a doubt
Who the hell is going to stop that butcher?
She obviously prays a lot
Follow the shekels
He looks like he's rising up, but that's probably just natural colostomy bag inflation as his vile innards putrefy.
For fucks sake America get a fucking grip
I'm concerned that at the current rate of increase of Sparks albums in a few years we will no longer have a month long enough. Has anyone made plans? @sparksofficial.bsky.social have you considered this existential threat? Claudius invented two months to keep his family happy, is this your plan?
Cider. Mine.
If he gets it I will immediately burn all of my dynamite
And they were planning that long before trump waddled along
Whether it’s the Coldplay jumbotron incident, orcas sinking yachts, or Luigi Mangione, the one thing that brings everyone together is CEOs having a very bad time. I genuinely believe that if we made them participate in the Hunger Games then televised it, we’d get world peace.
She wants to be careful. All that bouncing around might make her face look deformed.
The spirit of Norman Tebbit has possessed the Labour Party.
That's a lot of Lebensraum
I hope they are having a well deserved rest
Yanksplaining splained