Botox Barbie can't help but saying everything with a straight face
Botox Barbie can't help but saying everything with a straight face
"No need to worry bout the Epstein files -- I admit to raping hundreds of little girls. Love it!"
So jealous! Me want.
Even though he's young, he is just so much better at this than many mainstream establishment Dems ENDORSE HIM, motherfuckers
His wife is dying as karma for Erick worshiping the anti-Christ for the past decade, furiously tongue-fucking Trump's sticky treason hole 24-7 Erick LOVES traitors who fuck kids and now God is killing his wife
Brainworms fleeing his skull cause there's nothing left to eat in there
The arrogance of them following science and facts instead of worshiping the drips from Trump's gaping asshole as sacred truths
Erick is turning into the bloated JD Vance meme in real life
No, for his years of excellence in the fields of racism and treason
Means less than the current Kennedy Center Honors
Headline fix: Racist Traitor Asshole Donald Trump (idiot) says he's awarding Racist Traitor Asshole Douchebag Loser Rudy "Fart" Giuliani an award Trump already ruined more quickly than he did the Kennedy Center Honors
If there was a God, he'd be dead
Not a single Republican (or any party) who voted for Trump even once has the right to call themselves a patriot A racist, a moron, a traitor or a huge fan of kiddie-touchers, sure, but NOT a patriot
I'm sure he has some nutty conspiracy theory about what using alt text does to children
These people that like to pretend they are so "moral" and so "devoted" gleefully mocking someone faith They claim to such patriots but they can't stand America having freedom of religion
He already made the Presidential Freedom award the Racist Traitor Award when he gave it to Rush Limbaugh, so I guess it's appropriate racist traitor Rudy gets one too
Not seriously enough
So he's signing things Dumb Jackass Traitor now? Finally, he's being honest
So the rumors were true! Looks like a corpse to me
"more public work hours" -- most of that is spent shitting in his diaper while his Cabinet lies and pretends he's not a moron traitor serial kiddie fucker
I'm deliberately going to bed not looking too deeply into this so I can just believe he's did and have the most peaceful sleep I have in a DECADE
OK, but I am going to need them BOTH to lose, please and thank you
Oooh, that waist though!
I really wish I had a vampire I could point at that meeting
The whole domestic violence thing is completely irrelevant and not part of the story. He doesn't need to excuse to be traveling Makes me think this whole thing is a big lie
I'm just glad there are no REAL issues in our country or the whole world that our president needs to deal with!
Twas beauty that killed the beast..and by beauty I mean orange makeup toxic overdose
If a great number of people get all excited because they hear a rumor you are dead, maybe it's time to stop being such an asshole Whenever there was rumor that Betty White had died (before she did) people were heartbroken, not celebrating
Conservatives act all high and mighty for a group dedicated to getting as many children shot in school as possible and then raping all the survivors
So he can cheat and rape kids along the way?
Commander in Chief, more like Traitor In Bone Spur Fraud
Aww, remember back then when we thought SOMEONE was coming to save us? We were so naive
I don't know him, but I can tell from the photo that Mr. Treats is an ANGEL! These accusations are all lies
The last time he did he became FURIOUS that he saw a person wearing a facemask so now he just stays inside eating his ball cheese 24-7
Please remember that Bill Maher is a "straight up dumb person" and a "straight up asshole"
You can tell from the video that is BEFORE the demon got a hold of his soul and manifested physically as fat cheeks and a ridiculous beard
Only if you have a president and a party that are dedicated to destroy America first
In the Trump Admin, he's the "smart" one
Was it really just "rumors" or was it people trying to manifest and wiccans casting spells?
Satan LOVES his fellow demon!
My shock is that they HAD those sections on their website to begin with! All I remember about Cracker Barrel is the triangle jumping pin game and that they got in trouble for being racist and homophobic not that long ago
Dude can't even order a dozen donuts competently -- he may be the one being dumber to Trump in existence right now
So Duffy is now a fleshless skeleton in a suit? When did this happen?
Are you just realizing that Republicans are traitors that have been working very hard to destroy America for like a decade now Now just THIS administration -- all Republicans everywhere The only 2 things the GOP supports are treason and raping little kids
She was a treasonous terrorist who killed by a real American hero in the middle of her staging her terrorist attack Awful person
"And by "crown jewel" I am of course speaking in the Bizarro World tongue -- in our reality, he is the close-to-bursting blistering Hemorrhoid on the gaping diseased asshole that is the second Trump regime"
Trump feels that his incompetence and laziness during his first go round with COVID didn't kill enough Americans, so now he wants to finish off the rest of us
Oooooh, whatchoo gonna do, Gurl? Write another useless "strongly-worded letter" to a guy who can't read?
"THANK YOU MISSOURI FOR HELPING DESTROY AMERICA and always being there to support the gun death and/or rape of all children everywhere"
Like people who are determined to be dead because there is no brain activity.
Especially if they awarded it simultaneously to Obama, Biden, Harris and Hilary Clinton
"National Conservatives" -- hmm, that's a lot of syllables...is there some sort of portmanteau available for me to use? NazCos?
The WORLD would be better off and the FUTURE would be better off
worried about "diplomatic embarrassments" but they only give ambassadorships to people they had to fire from their first jobs
No events except continuing the destruction of America and Constitution ass-wiping from noon to midnight
Why are you posting two pictures of the same Bobbsey Twin??
What did they do with the rest of the minute?
Because the only reason to homeschool your kids is to keep their exposure to the outside world at minimum, so that you can brainwash your kids in your wacky beliefs more easily
Need to polish my best pair of dancing shoes
They wouldn't be working for the treasonous idiot kiddie-fucker if they weren't vile
Also, "journalists" it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to lower a price more that 100% so maybe ask about that when you take a break from gargling Trump's balls
OK, but also there are 3,000 snipers and whoever gets him wins a million dollars
I'm guess it will help the Turmp family and the Project 2025 cabal, but be bad for America and Americans and the World
The adulterous, serial lying, life-long thief in chief
Note to self: polish my fanciest dancing shoes
I know he's a billionaire, but damn I like him more and more* *terrified something awful from his past is revealed the moment I typed this words
Guess it'd be a cool job if you slip exlax into your bosses coffee until he dies
They probably saw Trump call Alaska "Russia" 100 times before his meeting with Putin and thought it was part of their country again
"They raided my house just because I am life long criminal traitor and kiddie-fucker!! So rude!"
But a corrupt Court with a majority of members in the treason cult can overturn itself
Here it is Donald Trump Donald Trump John Barron Donald Trump Alan Dershowitz Donald Trump
It's really hilarious that he is SO tacky! Hard to believe one person has EVERY bad quality a human can have -- selfish, greedy, stupid, petty, tacky, sexist, racist, corrupt, rapist, pedophile, traitor who wants to fuck his own ugly daughter, etc.
That hat. I can't get over that hat It's so embarrassing that ANYONE would make that hat, let alone WEAR it yourself!! Then when it's the world's stupidest person doing it, the guy who is literally wrong about literally everything literally all the time, is just -- as the kids say - fucking CRINGE
This babbling was the real cognitive test and he gets a ZERO
Why are they so sensitive about covering THIS particular fuck up? They fuck up and make huge mistakes literally 100 times A DAY
Further proof there are no longer any real journalists left in the White House Press Corps
As long it;s a protracted, very painful death, I agree
Will MAGA care, though? They all found out in 2016 that Trump raped a little girl WITH Jeffrey Epstein and they only person they were mad at was the victim, who got death threats
A wise man once said, Traitors gonna trait
I wish reporters would direct their questions to the Daddy Issue-ridden cadre of button-dicked losers behind him and say, "You guys all know that's bat-shit crazy nonsense, right? Why aren't you doing anything about it?"
But the SC has also repeatedly ruled that Trump is their New Daddy and priority #1 is tongue-fucking his sticky treason hole and begging him to love them like their own Daddy never did
I am issuing an executive order that says if you hump a flag in public you go to jail for 75 years
Being able to burn the American flag in America is the most perfect expression of the freedom of speech Nothing is more patriotic. It make it very clear -- speech is SO free, we can criticize or own government Nothing says WE DON'T HAVE FUCKING KINGS IN AMERICA more than that
On one hand, Democrats use some dopey words cause they are trying to care about other people's feeling...and on the other hand, Republican are treasonous criminals who have been destroying the country for 50 years and also CANNOT stop raping little kids BOTH SIDES
To be clear, the real villains are Republicans who corruption, treason and fucking of children for the past 40 years brought us here in the first place
Nothing is more demonstrative of the fact that America has free speech than to protect ALL speech, even burning our own flag NOTHING is more patriotic! Trump is a traitor and also fucks flags like he fucks young kids
I think we should make drugs MORE expensive, cause clearly this brain has been melted by them
And also, most people really don't know things, though they like to pretend they are experts at everything If I am talking about say, the Middle East I always want to make it clear, I DON'T know all the history and the complexities of the situation Sometimes you realize your opinion is IRRELEVANT
His jizz stains?
I don't think he built this, I think he is one of the incompetent sycophants himself
Trump is a communist. More "radical left" than AOC or Bernie
The lady who molested children and procured them for gross old man to rape FOR DECADES said Trump did "nothing inappropriate" I think her definition of "appropriate" is the issue here
Flag burning is the most American, patriotic thing you can do. It SCREAMS we believe in free speech so much you can even burn your own flag and that's protected
I now hate The New York Times more than Fox news, because nobody smart is watching Fox News and thinking it's a legit news channel
That's so fucking crazy on so many levels. Since it was on a Sunday Adams shouldn't have made his lie be about "working families" but some bullshit about "why aren't you in Church?" would have made more sense Who the hell voted for this asshole Adams? Why is he in our lives??
Wait, Big Balls got out of jail so he could blow Trump? My glance at the story says YES, that is what happened
It's hard to know what's going on with them because they are as profoundly stupid as much as they are serial liars, so I never know which one it is....guess it's a hybrid
I think it was the state had seized them or repossessed them in some debt thing, and they were so strapped for cash they started auctioning them off on a website
The one he shares that porn app with? That setup always sounds like the premise of some weird Daddy-Boy porn story to me
Wasn't the Times just posting some nonsense calling out CA for having the highest number of murders -- cause they ranked it by number instead of murder RATE because the NY Times desperately want to be huge assholes?