Lamont Cranston
@tlpcpa.bsky.social
✡️ Husband. Dad. Martial Arts & Comics Aficionado. Science geek. Johnny Cash fan. 8647 the PedoFuhrer Don't Obey. Be courageous. Fight. I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Really, I do. And the stupidity. And the lies. We will have our revenge.
created November 11, 2024
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Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard times leads to hard ppl. Hard ppl create good times. Good times lead to soft ppl. And soft ppl lead to bad times. We’re in the 4th quadrant, people thinking that not having measles, polio, etc, is a given. Same with functioning government. Bad times are here, and will get a lot worse
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet? You know, thoughts and prayers
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
TACO IS GAY
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
We're definitely getting that rumor started. TACO IS GAY
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I divested from Palantir. Fuck Thiel and that company.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to hear. Glad to see you’ve healed quite well (I assume)
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Moskowitz is my Rep, and I give him a lot of shit (I assume my e-mails go straight to Trash since I've never gotten a response), but credit where credit's due
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it's too close to the Capitol for them to drop bombs
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they have security. Really.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw "Caught Stealing" this weekend, and it reminded me of Baby Driver
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Was just gonna say that
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
We're really at Gestapo/Stasi stuff here
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Three words - Dude, Where's My Car?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Just woke up. Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Octopussy was Moore’s best film
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
I was at the movies. Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
New York late 90’s romantic? Alrighty then. I did really enjoy the movie though.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking good 🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Your honor, he may act like a moron and sound like a moron, but don’t let that fool you, he really is a moron.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Closer and closer to dead
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Incorrect. Are they dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping that's not TACOs decision, cause if it is, we know what the outcome would be
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Just woke up. Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
So now when I ask “Is he dead yet” I’ll have to be more specific. And, um, yeah, prayers
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Just got out of the movies. Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
And then rescued an elderly lady from a burning building. And then captured The Joker and brought him to Arkham Asylum.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
"We were ready to rise about against THAT dictator. We like this one"
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet?
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"Here’s the truth we cannot escape: If Ashli Babbitt is honored, then few things are sacred. If loyalty to the Constitution and an attempt to overthrow it are treated as equal, we lose the very meaning of service." www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Real people, real Republicans, listen to morons like me. Science decided by election
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
THOSE FOOLS WHO LAUGHED AT ME, SAYING NO SUCH CLAM EXISTED! I WILL NOW RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope he's equally physically ill
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah that's the person who s/b in charge of our entire Intelligence Community. I'd say we're fucked but I'm really hoping TACO kicks it soon, and then??
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
But first, in the melee that ensues after TACO's painful death, I somehow get in a locked room with that POS. I'll only need a few minutes. Apologies, but his trial will then need to be delayed while he heals, at least until he can eat solid foods again.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Love this movie
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I divested from them. Fuck Palantir.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
They meant the OTHER tyrannical government. This one’s good.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
ChatGPT, draw me a weasel in human form
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Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you doing about our country’s descent into fascism?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Good flick. I was expecting to not like it (I haven’t liked a Marvel movie in a long while), but really good
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Current read
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
My dream is, in the melee, to get in a locked room with Stephen Miller.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I had it. It was a bitch
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
Is he dead yet?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
😃
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no quiet part anymore
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the difference, we'll all be dead in the end anyway
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Eww
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are there not Senators or Congressmen having press conferences on this every night?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Where was this?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
The ppl who take these positions, and no one says, you know what, I'm not really qualified (Hegseth, Gabbard, this clown, McMahon, Witkoff). Things have been generally good for a long time because ppl with expertise were in charge and these morons stupidly think anyone can do it
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that paper. Well actually only the editorial section, which is it’s fucking garbage. The news sections are top notch
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too but they won't leave my house
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Stalin I believe
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Can everyone see my cross? Is it big enough? I think I should go bigger. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
First time ever I called my congressman today to complain about this. Specifically I asked if I'd be able to get the vaccine, which I will, but since my multiple e-mails over the last 6 months have been ignored, thought it's time to up my game. At least spoke to a real person.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you all see my cross? Is it big enough? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
After about 2 dozen e-mails and zero responses on various things, such as our country becoming a dictatorship, I finally called my congressman's office. Questioned whether I'd be able to get the Covid shot.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social)
If you're a male not already married, and you use the term "Woke" in a non-sarcastic way, you're never getting laid.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that was depressing
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the grammatically correct term is "fellating" their leader
Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted
We’re being governed by monsters. Just absolute monsters.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT’S the only one thing you wish for? Not world peace, cure famine, THAT’S the thing?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Disagree with u about sci-fi. Bradbury, Asimov, Clarke, PKD, Guin…
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Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not lying. A lot of ppl really are saying it
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, unbelievably, he's not wrong
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
The only ppl I ever wished death on was terrorists and Nazis. Until now
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Unbelievably, a lot of people actually are saying it
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. The Nazis were eventually defeated. But the horrors that took place until then...
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
This is actually, unbelievably, true.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
This is actually, unbelievably, true
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Congressional Medal of Honor THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
With tears in his eyes. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you're a pedophile with telling me you're a pedophile. Who else the fuck thinks that way?
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll check my library's catalogue for hard copies. I also really like the James Bond graphic novels (sounds smarter than comics 😂). I think also by Dynamite.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I've probably read most of the comics in the last year or so, at least everything available digitally from my library. Never heard the radio show. I also like the Alec Baldwin movie (but haven't seen it in years)
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I will not accept the role of Captain America in the next Marvel film as it films in California. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look that up 😂
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone knows of any left-leaning gun clubs in South Florida, pls get in touch.
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then he and I might have some stories to swap. I'll give it a read. But now I'll have to cloud your mind
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
Brownshirts. And I don’t say that lightly
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
George Clooney /Edward R Murrow? Haven’t seen it
Lamont Cranston (@tlpcpa.bsky.social) reply parent
So what you gonna watch?