They're sending troops to secure crucial rail travel locations in the northeast. It's happening.
In a recent interview, Governor Pritzker discussed that he believes that Donnie's eagerness to put troops in US cities stems from Donnie's intention to make false claims about the upcoming 2026 elections & would be "an invasion". #PINKS
Oooowww
The soldiers will be there to keep Canada from helping the dissenters.
I'm going to write him in for Gov of TN.
Anybody got a bag of live rats they can loan this guy? Or a helpful bag of dung he can use for his garden?
Many thanks to them.
Thank you for this meme. I actually LOL.
Hey Chumpster, It's Time For You To Release The Epstein Files Today,Before Congress Does This Week !!!!
Hand to God, I had a formerly homeschooled student in the 11th grade who couldn't add 3-digit numbers with paper and couldn't always spell her name reliably. No, she wasn't SPED.
I gotta say I think he'll give birth first.
Generations of workers in America bled and died to win dignity on the job. They stood together against those who refused to recognize their humanity. On Labor Day, as fascism rises again, we honor those who came before us and carry forward their spirit of solidarity & defiance. Fight like hell. ✊
Grotesque. Our mongrel nature is our best feature.
Says the guy who spends his every free moment golfing on the public dime.
They don't have to tell the truth anymore, and they know it. It's not even a concern.
Napoleon and Hitler both came back. D. E. A. D.
NEW: Since corporate media won't call for Trump's resignation, I will. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-must...
Those would be death chickens coming home to roost.
Whatever evil he is planning for Venezuela, it won't make the Epstein files go away. Nothing ever will. Release the Epstein files! Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
Dead, alive, hiding — doesn’t matter. Release the Epstein files.
One of the best signs I've ever seen Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend
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He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
Honored that Mark is now a Democracy Docket member.🙏 The force of democracy must be with us!!!🥳
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It's a crime against humanity. We should not be helping.
Community is necessary to freedom and security and good government and a healthy citizenry. He's helping people come together for something besides perceived danger from their neighbors. It's beautiful. Open your mind, dude.
This is really cool. It punches all the buttons and doesn't hurt anyone. Community for the win!
If Missouri Republicans mid-cycle redistrict and break the law, they will be sued. That is a promise and I don't bluff. Just ask Texas. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
A fortuneteller tells Trump: “You will die on the biggest and most celebrated national holiday.” Trump replies: “How do you know?”
Idk. Giving him attention on that day would suck. I say tomorrow.
If it be not now, yet it WILL BE.
What about glitter? *innocent look*
🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles
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No matter what @MarshaBlackburn keeps saying, it’s not criminals they’re targeting. www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...
Recovering.
I wonder how Chump will try to distract from this. Invade Chicago probably. Let Fox cover Chicago. Everyone else pay respect to the victims.
KKKaroline Leavitt refers to Dr. Monarez as “Ms. Monarez.” For women with a doctoral degree (not an MD), this is extremely offensive coming from a woman whose biggest accomplishment seems to be suckling from the teat of a weird man-baby with cankles and horcrux hands. #sexism #tradidiots
This is cool.
Release the Epstein files.
Rep. Jones is a real leader.
Jones: We have a presidential administration that has more outrage about the changing of the cracker barrel logo than they do about changing the policies that allow our children to be gunned down in school…
He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.
Republicans keep saying the $1 trillion in Medicaid cuts are only cutting “waste fraud and abuse”… and yet not a single arrest. Funny how that works!
The article mentions renewed attention to housing and health service. It may not happen like that, but the comic is drawing a faulty equivalency.
This is a valiant effort though! "Syphilitic skank" is outrageously underused in conversation.
My all time favorite after "Linus and Lucy, of course."
SPEAKER MIKE “HOOKED ON PORN” JOHNSON SAID I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEWSOM BUILDER OF THE BEST MAPS, SHOULD FOCUS ON GOVERNING MY STATE. LETS NOT FORGET “MAGIC MIKE” SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE AND WENT ON EARLY RECESS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE VOTE ON RELEASING THE ESPTEIN FILES! - GCN
I vote for in Hell.
I hate 'em plenty for us all.
NEW: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a new, deeply gerrymandered congressional map that disenfranchises voters of color for political gain. All voters deserve to be heard. This is an affront to our democracy.
That's what The People are for.
The sitting President of the United States raped children and he’s in no danger of being held accountable for it.
Jill's wearing a red dress would be even better.
Not Charlie. HE won't outbreed anyone, thank God.
The real problem here is that he continues to breathe. And that TRUMP IS ALL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Sounds like that funeral needs a piper like the one in Scotland.
Well done, Sen. Smith! We need more people to say it straight.
The fact that TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES is why they have to keep the Sandwich Patriot in the public eye.
AN HONOR! THANK YOU!!!
Why do you feel as though you need to do a rhetorical analysis of an article another of the white hats wrote? Stop looking at the scenery and remember the objective.
Dude, quit trying to be clever and do some good. I will send you a cookie or a gold star or whatever, but please just stop being such a 17yo smart kid.
Closer and closer... Niagara Falls.
BREAKING: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey JUST CALLED FOR a statewide and federal ban on assault weapons. Who’s with him?
Be serious. She struggles to get out of bed.
Everybody wants to talk about the weather but nobody wants to do anything about it. You know I'm right.
This plan would work but it needs coordination and air tags.
Remember, no one can prove that you weren't a regional manager for Blockbuster, Radio Shack, or Toys'R'Us!
And stupidity makes people racist. Let's fight both.
GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social : “Facts are stubborn things… Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas…. Alabama is a top 3 murder state. Where is the President? — He isn’t focused on crime & violence. It’s about an expression of authoritarianism.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
Two More Democrats Join Push to Release Epstein Files Thomas Massie’s bipartisan effort grows meidasnews.com/news/two-mor...
Not stopping until we get justice for the victims of Epstein - and the truth about who’s responsible.
People are going to start running out of piss if they keep this up.
If he gets in, I want to go somewhere else.
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
McDonald's fries, more like.
Any institution that cultivates individual or independent thinking is under assault. It’s time to wake up, America!
Those guys really don't know how stupid that warrior cosplay looks, do they?
GChellie 
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