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@two-ch.bsky.social

created November 14, 2024

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For his work on vehicle safety as a crash test dummy.

1/9/2025, 10:21:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending Big Macs and Diet Cokes.

1/9/2025, 7:57:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's todays body double. It could be Marjorie Taylor Greene on stilts and no makeup.

1/9/2025, 4:09:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no way he is actually doubting something he takes credit for.

1/9/2025, 2:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:21:18 AM | 6832 2329 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maria Ryan.

31/8/2025, 10:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was anyone else injured or can I laugh at this now?

31/8/2025, 8:23:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Ragusa is head of his security, where was he during all of this? Also telling that they contacted his business partner and no mention of family.

31/8/2025, 8:21:32 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hates Chicago because they were the only city to chase he and his followers out of town 2016. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Do...

31/8/2025, 7:23:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct tagline: "Trump Administration Tried To Deport Hundreds Of Children By Plane At 3AM Until A Judge Found Out."

31/8/2025, 7:19:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She should gave answered her own question and said Trumps name. All too often they leave his name out when talking about things that happened from 16 to 20.

31/8/2025, 2:13:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to mention the 1997 film Wag the Dog. It's about an administration that covers up for a president who has a sex scandal with a young girl by manufacturing a war.

31/8/2025, 10:39:07 AM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Design by Tre Gaudy

30/8/2025, 6:38:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance: “Trump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.” { ht: @patriottakes.bsky.social }

30/8/2025, 5:15:36 PM | 4348 1513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }

30/8/2025, 5:21:28 PM | 5703 2163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance: “I don’t believe Trump” will improve the lives of his voters. { ht: @patriottakes.bsky.social }

30/8/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 3626 1174 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he travels with a grandkid in case he needs a kidney.

30/8/2025, 4:48:54 PM | 75 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm parodying Murder on the Dance Floor into Grabber on the Golf Course.

30/8/2025, 1:58:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could have been two Mike Johnsons stacked in Trump costume.

30/8/2025, 1:39:03 PM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't be surprised if he turns up with Putin, Xi and Kim in China in the next 72 hours.

30/8/2025, 11:23:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jackoffs always have sprained wrists.

30/8/2025, 10:33:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll believe it when I see 'Donald Trump Deported Back to Hell' headline from The Onion.

30/8/2025, 10:32:15 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got Slades Merry Christmas Everybody cued up.

30/8/2025, 10:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can she prove she's not?

30/8/2025, 1:34:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet there isn't a mosque on the list.

29/8/2025, 6:49:33 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFKjr will probably tout brain worms as a deterrent for brain cancer.

29/8/2025, 6:47:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr was not chosen to preside over US public health and science because he had any qualifications. He had a famous family name and Trump needed his endorsement and supporters. We saw it happen live in this call. That’s why we are here.

29/8/2025, 1:07:46 PM | 4119 1291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted

EPSTEIN Epstein Epstein Epstein CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors. Epstein Epstein Epstein EPSTEIN

29/8/2025, 1:00:35 PM | 5671 2136 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: Everybody's missing the point here. The point is, he's doing this on purpose. He's priming the public to get accustomed to having the military in the streets

29/8/2025, 2:22:41 AM | 13154 4198 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Quigley: Trump acts like a tough guy when it comes to going after some undocumented kid, but when he comes up against someone tougher than him, this president is a wimp.

29/8/2025, 12:47:59 AM | 2442 550 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

Her family should have to reimburse the government for the cost of the bullet.

29/8/2025, 2:08:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leavitt is a piece of shit.

29/8/2025, 2:05:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her family should reimburse the government for the bullet that needed to be used.

28/8/2025, 11:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!"

27/8/2025, 2:07:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are youtubers that do this for free.

27/8/2025, 2:04:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've become the Supreme Peoples Assembly of North Amerikorea.

27/8/2025, 12:06:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manipulating crypto stats is a great way to ruin naive people.

26/8/2025, 8:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Do...

26/8/2025, 8:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFKjr made me healthier because I quit smoking so I can outlive his death by natural causes so I can shit on his grave.

26/8/2025, 5:12:41 PM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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It contains the image of Andrew Tate.

25/8/2025, 6:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We use to do a home/away Blackhawks/North Stars weekend. Leave at midnight Saturday for MN,go to the game and then drive right to the Chicago Stadium for Sundays game.

25/8/2025, 6:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Largest Polish population in America and Second largest Ukrainian population in the states. Both of whom dislike Russia and most know Trump works for Putin.

25/8/2025, 12:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"cracking down on homelessness"

24/8/2025, 12:50:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

And right after this interview with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, Maxwell was the only sex offender in the US penal system to be transferred to a minimum security Club Fed and is fast-tracked on the pardon list. What a joke.

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22/8/2025, 9:14:49 PM | 2217 705 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he's in the Epstein files.

22/8/2025, 6:03:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the fuck?

22/8/2025, 6:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a running gag for shady builders in The Money Pit. youtu.be/70xGgWIw5tU?...

22/8/2025, 5:58:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antonio Bonasera (@antoniobnsr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Gosh!

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22/8/2025, 3:54:18 PM | 94 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep.

22/8/2025, 2:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Bidens clone that Trump use to mention.

22/8/2025, 2:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On camera looks a LOT like Biden in this lighting.

22/8/2025, 2:38:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Seems relevant

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22/8/2025, 1:18:38 PM | 5153 1455 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad things like the release of the Epstein files? Stay the course, mayor.

22/8/2025, 1:18:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

I guarantee you John Bolton's name is not in the Epstein files like Trumps.

22/8/2025, 12:37:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

Were the Epstein files there? Still waiting for those to be released.

22/8/2025, 11:46:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should check the Epstein files for deplorable violations.

21/8/2025, 9:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In demon years?

21/8/2025, 2:29:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Considering the time difference it seems Putin was expecting the call and he had told Trump to make it.

21/8/2025, 12:46:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

They moved Maxwell the sex trafficker into a prison camp but they won't do the same for Tina Peters because she offers them nothing.

21/8/2025, 12:36:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Autopen didn't sign Epsteins birthday card.

21/8/2025, 12:29:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a horn protruding out of her right shoulder?

21/8/2025, 12:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they disable his caps lock in the settings?

21/8/2025, 11:52:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All because they don't want to release the Epstein files.

21/8/2025, 11:09:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was "our girlfriend".

21/8/2025, 10:40:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These three are a battalion of cunts.

20/8/2025, 5:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want a "self defense" case so they can start shooting citizens.

20/8/2025, 1:04:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone tell him people that have sex with young girls to impress Jeffery Epstein don't go to heaven.

20/8/2025, 12:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture two-ch.bsky.social (@two-ch.bsky.social) reply parent

They also just fired a bunch of employees in Chicago that are accused of defrauding the company of $1million in medical loans due to a glitch in their system.

20/8/2025, 12:26:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they have to share Bonginos small office with its depressing four walls.

20/8/2025, 11:59:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well now,let's consider the possibility of gaining super powers from eating it.

19/8/2025, 5:45:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't want to try spelling Lukashenko.

17/8/2025, 1:37:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 3:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 3:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were confused when she said "times" and were trying to figure out if it was AM or PM.

16/8/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's a photo from yesterday of Trump admiring Putins tie pin that he was also wearing in the limo and is probably a recording device.

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16/8/2025, 11:32:32 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump admires Putins tie clip that is most likely a recording device.

16/8/2025, 6:49:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

15/8/2025, 7:40:07 PM | 12708 3853 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a Hummer in that limo.

15/8/2025, 7:24:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of these things is not like the other...

15/8/2025, 12:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Run away to Alaska to meet war criminal. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Jan. 6 Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Smithsonian Censorship Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

15/8/2025, 11:09:06 AM | 1299 526 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a pawn for Big Cured Meats.

15/8/2025, 9:06:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) reposted

Vance just wrapped up a vacation at an $11,000-a-week Cotswold estate, and now he’s moved on to a vacation at a $28,000-a-week Scottish estate. If they can’t afford eggs, let them eat cake, eh?

Grand stone estate house
14/8/2025, 10:08:20 PM | 518 196 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump gonna a walk out of that wearing a barrel on suspenders.

14/8/2025, 5:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy Richards Smit (@guyrichardssmit.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s Daily Cartoon @newyorker.com

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13/8/2025, 7:52:33 PM | 1608 514 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were the Epstein files in any of those vehicles?

14/8/2025, 1:48:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were the Epstein files in any of those vehicles?

14/8/2025, 1:48:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 11:33:38 AM | 4152 1189 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he knew how to drive a manual transmission he wouldn't be so scared.

14/8/2025, 11:05:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The White Board

12/8/2025, 2:11:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not smart enough for this to be an anagram.

12/8/2025, 1:54:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

@neeratanden.bsky.social

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12/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 15481 4654 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I need a mood boost I watch the video of her trying to read long numbers and laugh and laugh.

11/8/2025, 9:50:12 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Karsh (@jkarsh.bsky.social) reposted

None of this is based on actual crime statistics, btw. It’s based on Trump’s brain calcifying in the late 1980s and his deeply ingrained racism.

11/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM | 1555 306 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

for the second time this briefing, Trump claims he's "going to Russia" on Friday (he's actually going to Alaska, which is in the United States)

11/8/2025, 3:56:46 PM | 4809 1413 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bondi looks like she's trying to control panic vomiting behind him.

11/8/2025, 3:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw.bsky.social) reposted

1/ Federal judge exposes DOJ motion to unseal Ghislaine Maxwell grand jury transcripts as a farce. "[T]he evidence put before the Maxwell grand juries is today, with only very minor exceptions, a matter of public record. The Government admitted as much ..." The real materials: Epstein files 🧵

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11/8/2025, 2:39:09 PM | 1389 545 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wants the guard there because he's about to do something and he knows massive protests against it and him are coming.

11/8/2025, 12:40:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌹Weegie 🍀 (@onefussyone.bsky.social) reposted

Violent crime in D.C. is the lowest it's been in 30 years. Donald Trump, desperate to distract from the Epstein Files, a weakening economy and horrendous poll numbers is seeking to create chaos there by once again fashioning a problem where there is none. The man knows no bottom.

Image of press release: Attorney's Office District of Columbia PRESS RELEASE January 3, 2025. Violent Crime in D.C. Hits 30 Year Low For Immediate Release U.S. Attorney's Office, District of Columbia USADC.Media@usdoj.gov WASHINGTON -Total violent crime for 2024 in the District of Columbia is down 35% from 2023 and is the lowest it has been in over 30 years, according to data collected by the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) and announced by United States Attorney Matthew M. Graves
11/8/2025, 9:29:59 AM | 341 211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted

I’m becoming convinced that the reason they keep making the White House look like Mar-a-Lago is that he’s slowly losing his memory and they keep trying to put him in places that seem familiar.

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