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Karl "Helo" Agathon

@2karl.bsky.social

Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime

created January 29, 2025

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Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

English flag is racist. 100%. Fuck all flagshaggers. Anyone who toletates racism or capitulates to racists or tries to appeal to them is also racist and should be lined up against the real with the rest of them.

1/9/2025, 11:19:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Well Alien Earth is dog shit.

1/9/2025, 11:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, this pic is enough tbh

1/9/2025, 7:57:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Gatekeeping goth is something goths have always done

1/9/2025, 1:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like further proof that the USA is just not as good as people make out. You guys should build more train tracks

1/9/2025, 1:38:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop using PayPal. There's plenty of alternatives.

1/9/2025, 1:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Super excited to see the bones of the very recently discovered #dinosaur Istiorachis Mccarthurae at Dinosaur Isle on the #IsleOfWight today!

Fossilised bones of the newly discovered dinosaur Istiorachis Mccarthurae with an information plaque in the centre. Fossilised bones of the newly discovered dinosaur Istiorachis Mccarthurae with an artists reconstruction in the centre and a stuffed dinosaur on the left Fossilised bones of the newly discovered dinosaur Istiorachis Mccarthurae with an artists reconstruction in the centre.
31/8/2025, 8:16:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't give me hope

29/8/2025, 9:22:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate them.

29/8/2025, 9:15:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope.

29/8/2025, 8:48:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

No. That bit is inaccurate

29/8/2025, 8:47:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

The first woman to publish a book in English was Julian of Norwich in 1373

29/8/2025, 8:46:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans are the worst people

29/8/2025, 8:42:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I know. I just don't feel sorry for them, I guess it's my point

28/8/2025, 4:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I want this industry financially ruined though. It's pointless

28/8/2025, 3:23:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Ban America

28/8/2025, 3:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

"America"

28/8/2025, 3:18:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

The point I'm making though is that there's no need to collect marvel/DC stuff ;)

28/8/2025, 1:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair though, 2000AD has always been way better than anything marvel and DC put out, and it's way cheaper, so it's swings and roundabouts.

28/8/2025, 12:26:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda fallen at the first hurdle there

28/8/2025, 12:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you really get arrested for burning flags? America is such a fucking shit place.

28/8/2025, 12:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

America should be dismantled and forgotten

28/8/2025, 11:35:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

If they were fined down in a church it's pretty obvious that payers don't work

28/8/2025, 11:28:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

That a mooncup?

28/8/2025, 11:26:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

At THIS point? At ANY point.

28/8/2025, 11:22:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Americans are the worst people on the planet. Sand before you come wading in with #NotAllAmericans, yes, all Americans.

28/8/2025, 7:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not about colonisation. It's about guns. It's about how Americans regularly mass murder each other with guns. It's the thing America is most well known for in the rest of the world . Mass shootings. That's what it's about.

28/8/2025, 6:35:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Accurate

28/8/2025, 6:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone just destroy America already? I'm so damn tired

28/8/2025, 6:32:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

The easy way of knowing if theres a school shooting is just checking if its a school day

28/8/2025, 6:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Great #stargazing tonight, the double cluster, Hercules cluster, Andromeda galaxy, dumbbell nebula, albireo eta cassiopiae, nu draconis, epsilon lyrae... Even got a glimpse of Saturn before the clouds rolled in. #astronomy

27/8/2025, 10:55:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Obsessed with this song youtu.be/3SgcaZCLJFk?... #talco #ska #italy

27/8/2025, 6:18:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just full on Nazism isn't it? The press is to blame for all of it. Platforming an absolute cunt.

27/8/2025, 5:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

They had nothing vegan when I went there. Shithole company from a shithole country

27/8/2025, 5:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

You know you could have said it

27/8/2025, 3:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop using windows, for fucks sake

27/8/2025, 2:57:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

That'll do it.

27/8/2025, 2:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean he's a massive racist and a conservative Christian, sooo.......

27/8/2025, 1:59:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Regardless, there has been much criticism of the rules as written anyway, so it doesn't really matter

27/8/2025, 1:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Giskard comes up with the laws, but it's not programmed in, and he deactivated when he kills a human in pursuance of the zeroth law. However, he transfers his knowledge to Daniel who (over the course of millennia) is able to implement and follow it. ( the TV show doesn't follow the books closely)

27/8/2025, 1:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, Asimov wrote the books, so he came up with the laws. But in the fiction a robot comes up with the concept of the zeroth law but finds it difficult to implement because "humanity" is an abstract concept and it's difficult to know whether your action or inaction will cause it to come to harm.

27/8/2025, 1:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with an AI. How is Brad Pitt problematic? Provide links where possible.

27/8/2025, 9:59:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Very helpful response

27/8/2025, 9:53:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Spent all night collimating my #telescope. Aligning the secondary mirror made me want to die. Still, got a good alignment through the Cheshire in the end... But the skies were cloudy! #astronomy

27/8/2025, 9:37:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that's fair. My general attitude is ban AI.

27/8/2025, 9:35:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Asimov introduced a 4th rule (the 0th rule - do not, through action or inaction, allow any harm to befall humanity)

27/8/2025, 8:39:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

They somehow manage to filter smut (presumably after generation but before transmission), so some processing of results is possible. Same way that human input can be filtered for harmful content

27/8/2025, 8:36:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is America literally followed with the worst people? I fucking hate that place.

27/8/2025, 8:33:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw unbreakable on a plane once. It was also garbage.

27/8/2025, 8:21:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think this was a commentary on his acting ability....

27/8/2025, 8:17:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched one shayamalan film (6th sense) and then thought "well this guy's movies are shit, I'll skip them"

27/8/2025, 8:13:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he problematic?

27/8/2025, 8:12:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah man, I can't describe the anger when I saw his face in the trailer and the frustration when I saw NIN did the soundtrack.

27/8/2025, 8:11:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

The answer is "no". AI is just predictive text. It didn't think, it isn't conscious, it doesn't suffer.

26/8/2025, 3:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll never look back, I promise. That umami tang is just heavenly

26/8/2025, 2:13:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I recommend buttered white toast with a thin scraping of marmite to start with. After a couple of weeks you'll have acquired a taste for it and you can then smear it all over your face while shrieking in ecstasy, like I do

26/8/2025, 2:11:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently. That was what I was told as a reason why they avoid me

26/8/2025, 2:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you start eating Marmite?

26/8/2025, 1:57:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck AI and anyone who supports it

26/8/2025, 1:55:09 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the one

26/8/2025, 7:44:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

"Scarred and sickened Dying slow I scream to no-one left at all 'i told you so, I told you so, I TOLD YOU SO!'"

22/8/2025, 8:30:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, hats off to Alex Garland, didn't realise the prequel to his Civil War movie would be so damn real.

22/8/2025, 8:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody in Britain actually talks like this

22/8/2025, 8:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoot ice agents in the head. Identify them, dox them, go after their families. Let them know they are not safe and nobody who associates with them is safe.

22/8/2025, 7:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

We still do that now. Do American kids need to learn how to hang out? Sounds like they're doing it wrong.

22/8/2025, 7:44:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I've tried and failed 4 times. What's one more? Can't DM because my shithole country requires an id check to use DMS and I ain't doing that.

21/8/2025, 4:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait to fucking die, so I'm taking matters into my own hands

21/8/2025, 1:18:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the plan

21/8/2025, 1:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like destroying something ugly. That's why I'm ending it.

21/8/2025, 12:32:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I do know better than them. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Everything's fucked and I'm gonna kill myself this weekend anyway

21/8/2025, 12:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I have seasonal depression in the spring, summer, autumn and winter. The world is fucking shit. It's run by shit fucking people and nothing anyone does changes anything. I fucking hate it here and I'm actively planning my suicide.

21/8/2025, 12:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

It's probably about time I was gone permanently.

21/8/2025, 12:25:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My track record of fucking things up shines through again. fuck my life

21/8/2025, 6:12:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

You're delusional.

20/8/2025, 10:21:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess that's fair. Time to brew a nice cup of arsenic

20/8/2025, 3:35:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty tired of being a perpetual failure no matter how hard I try.

20/8/2025, 2:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

You realise that the USA has been committing atrocities for decades, right?

20/8/2025, 12:30:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Hurtling towards the end as we speak

20/8/2025, 12:29:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Billionaires should not exist, regardless of gender.

20/8/2025, 10:36:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awash on the sea of lost futures.

20/8/2025, 10:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

Seeing a lot of posts about how "Trump has made America the bad guy" and like... No. America has always been the bad guy. Trump just made it easier for the brainwashed American population to see it.

20/8/2025, 7:44:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/Cs9_MNY6sYg?...

20/8/2025, 7:39:45 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer doesn't work. There is no god. Praying will not save the earth.

20/8/2025, 7:28:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

People should just stop complying. A man who can't command people has no power.

19/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh look, America being shit. It must be a day of the week.

19/8/2025, 11:39:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I move that we call them "Bleets". I mean, come on, it makes so much sense

19/8/2025, 11:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't they prawns?

19/8/2025, 11:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh look, a religious person being a cunt. What a shock.

19/8/2025, 2:53:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

You reckon? i find all his films are basically the same film .

19/8/2025, 2:28:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck me I haven't thought of pov-ray in I don't know how long

19/8/2025, 2:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

On my way!

19/8/2025, 12:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Your generation is not necessary, and yet we're stuck with you.

19/8/2025, 12:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Another day, another boomer falling for AI bullshit

19/8/2025, 10:29:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they have pampas grass in the front garden?

18/8/2025, 9:13:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Selfish, self important, obnoxious loudmouths

18/8/2025, 3:34:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

I support Pennsylvania and that's how I ended up on a terrorism watch list

18/8/2025, 2:03:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

“There’s a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemy of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.” William Adama

18/8/2025, 1:51:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social)

#geologists - I recently climbed #pen-y-fan and noticed that the #sandstone rocks often were formed into cuboid structures. I assume it's related to layering but could anyone point to where I might learn more? (Or correct a false assumption)

18/8/2025, 1:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

In this thread: Americans aghast that their flag is being flown by a military aggressor while completely oblivious to the fact that the US is a far worse military aggressor.

18/8/2025, 1:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karl "Helo" Agathon (@2karl.bsky.social) reply parent

Usa flag = viable target in my book. Bin Laden had the right idea. Fuck the yanks.

18/8/2025, 12:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view