alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: bagged groceries.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: bagged groceries.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
More ICE goons I presume. Can there ever be enough?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Will cocktails be served?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“Everyone’s out to get me!”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
So we should start drinking from the newsmax firehose I guess.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Remind me: where is sec of HHS in the line of succession?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Mitch and Murray from downtown are on it. Already scheduled some sits. First prize, a new cadillac!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
My theory is Dianna Ross turned dear leader down 40 years ago and he’s finally getting even.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume news outlets will be investigating the veracity of Rudy’s account of the accident. It’s the way we live now.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
But what about the parade???
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“At the apex of the pyramid comes Big Brother. Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
And the park police, in particular, are acting like they’ve been jonesing to bust some heads now that they have their dear leader’s blessing. Due process is so 20th century.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
dear leader will *ignore* this ruling.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Fellow racists get some quality time together.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
A cold civil war is warming up.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
To paraphrase the late Gov George Wallace: eugenics today, eugenics tomorrow,eugenics forever.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a follow-up: Senator, would you travel to a foreign country to receive proven vaccines should they be outlawed in the US? Langford: Proven vaccines will never be outlawed. Q: That wasn’t my question.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
What the…
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget dear leader’s usual introduction fee!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s sad is that a plurality of voters endorsed this behavior, so we must conclude that they desired the establishment of a new form of ‘government’.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Can DC residents drive up a get a vax? Pretty sure we will be denied all inoculations. Oh wait, we’ll probably be stopped at the district line: “Show me your papers!!!”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Does dear leader know Great Lakes Naval Station is a 40 minute drive to the loop (assuming no traffic)? North Chicago is not next to Chicago. Talk about performative!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
You beat me to it!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
But, as Jake is quick to remind us, Biden’s declining health was shamefully hidden from the public. His book is now available in paperback.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Nuremberg II Prosecutor: Were you lying then or are you lying now?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Did JDV ask him to be more grateful?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s in preparation for mass obedience training: Want your medicare? Bend the knee. Good boy. Did you vote for Kamala? Bad girl. No social security.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Ivermectin will cure what ails ya!!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
…and then blame it on her ‘ideology’.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Brainworm bobby’s first eugenics patient!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“And I better not see any street people living in tents!!!”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
And don’t forget Barron!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
So, if the (un)thinkable happens and there’s a world war, the US will be allied with…
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Same as it ever was.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
You must bend the knee. And show me your papers!!!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw HL & the News in ‘87 at the Hammersmith Odeon in London backed by Tower of Power horns. Bruce Hornsby opened. Awesome concert.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
To paraphrase the late Gov George Wallace: eugenics today, eugenics tomorrow,eugenics forever.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
literally.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir Samuel will make sure his dear leader gets the win.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Will they just stay there forever or we about to see a rollout of the ‘slavery is good’ campaign?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh la la
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Joy Division now reports directly to dear leader.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
He was busy at his favorite craps table on the strip.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Eugenics lives!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t you mean the Dept of War?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Even though we are rapidly becoming a lawless nation, it’s metaphysical certainty that dear leader will declare this illegal and subject to immediate arrest. It’s called the Dual State if you’re scoring at home.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Or as Groucho Marx once said, “If you don’t like my principles I have others.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Who needs a medical degree if the goal is eugenics for all?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“At the apex of the pyramid comes Big Brother. Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
If everybody’s an at-will hire, there’s nothing a dictator can’t do.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
A division of the Dept of Eugenics
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Law? What’s that?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Mexico will not be sending any firefighters. Obvi.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Opportunity for a condo development? I’ll get Mitch and Murray from downtown right on it!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
But if there aren’t any elections…
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Sean, the gunman shot through the church windows from outside.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
My father was buried at Arlington with full honors. This is a desecration, which I suppose is the point with this regime.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
A law? What’s that? An EO will do nicely. Recep Erdoğan approves of this message.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“At the apex of the pyramid comes Big Brother. Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“We will decide what is approved newspeak.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Non-denial denial. She doesn’t say she thinks prayer works.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Explains the whole Dept of War riff.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel another firing attempt coming.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
For the big autism reveal? Will be wild!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
“Look into my eyes and repeat after me…ivermectin good…bleach good…mRNA bad…vaccines bad…
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look! There’s dr oz. He’s must have found a new ersatz medical treatment to hawk.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m guessing the polling result would be the same for 2048 as well. Especially since doc ronnie said dear leader could live until he’s 130.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
She doesn’t seem concerned.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats have to acknowledge that the system has worked because debate can lead to compromise rather than fracture. A pro-democracy movement can’t be about democrats being correct all the time. Tyranny is making inroads partly because dems are viewed as finger-wagging smarty-pants lefties.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
To the surprise of no one, the regime wants to cross reference voter registrations and political donation records with IRS and SocSec data (already uploaded to a private server by big balls) to threaten random democrats with audits or suspension of benefits unless they publicly bend the knee.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
First, harm. What other possible conclusion could you draw?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Will be hiring Lani Riefenstahl to film it, if she’s available? She can title it, “Triumph of the Will Comes Full Circle”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
launching studies…is that the new thoughts and prayers?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
…or Uganda for you!!!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Posterity will rank them along side Goebbels, Mengele, Eichmann, Bormann.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Fascist Tyranny for Blue States Only!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s see…dear leader says operation warp speed was the greatest humanitarian effort in the history of the universe, but brainworm bobby says mRNA is very bad. Discuss.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
At the apex of the pyramid comes Big Brother. Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he was being completely rational.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social)
…maybe possibly in about two weeks. That is, if it involves hotels and golf courses.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
And let’s not forget (whites) carrying rifles in Washington DC is not worthy of prosecution. As per dear leader.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
dear leader will have to get his ICE goons to make a house call.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Thou shalt kneel before the almighty dear leader!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
GMAFB
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure dear leader will do nothing about this and call it fake news. As he would say, he has no choice.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem with ‘reliable’ private data is that if diverges from what dear leader pubishes, there is real existential risk for the firm and personal safety risk for the author. Welcome to tyranny!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Reeducation through labor!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
I just heard there used to be this thing called Congress.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Police State Barbie!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
…especially now that I’ve been named president of Europe.”
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
If your scoring at home, Microsoft 365 annual subscription is going up 42% and BritBox is raising its annual by 22%. Nothing to see here.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
What a military strategist. Like no one would believe.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
John Roberts approves of this message.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Um, they scraped together the cash for this purchase using EBT funding amongst others. Not a gift. But the cult nods and says ‘Heil!’
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Pass the spittoon!
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s always about him. He is his own retribution.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Just making sure that Staten Island vote is locked down.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Say what now?
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he’s run out of ignorant butt-smooching schmucks to do these jobs.
alvin-tostig.bsky.social (@alvin-tostig.bsky.social) reply parent
The cult has no idea what that is, but cheers anyway.