and/or Chicago i bet happen on the 3rd.
and/or Chicago i bet happen on the 3rd.
September 3rd might also be : - nonsensical Chicago invasion day - nonsensical Venezuela invasion day - the day they end the rumored Weekend at Bernies schtick maybe all 3! :O
yes. of scotch.
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"some dumb drunk idiot slammed on brakes for no goddamn reason."
statement from the other car was probably : "some dumb fucking drunk decided to slam on the brakes on the highway for some idiotic drunk-related reason." the first part is to get ahead of trying to (very weirdly) "justify" the second definitely unrelated part.
that was my reading. since the first part of the story doesn't have anything to do with the second part. seems very "DUI is cool if you were a good samaritan in the past 90 minutes."
like it'd be the type of thing you might include if you knew eventually it was gonna come out that he was totally sauced and got rear-ended at high speed because of being bad at driving due to the sauce. "stupid libs! DUI is actually FINE if you just saved a woman from domestic violence!"
what does the first part of the story have to do with the car accident? seems pretty non-sequitur and suspiciously 'look what a good samaritan he is!'— but not really relevant to the later highway accident?
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
lemme guess... September 3rd? or will that be when we invade Venezuela for no reason? or when the WH makes a somber announcement? more than one of these? they definitely gotta do *something* that day to keep the Trump / Epstein victims out of the news cycle.
they gotta keep this going until Wednesday when they can make the announcement. 'you have to respect the dead. ignore those victims.' etc. i was thinking that'd be the day we suddenly need to invade Venezuela for no reason— but they recently had a much bigger story fall into their lap.
oh cool. it's like the Leviathan from Hellraiser II. bodes well! 🤞
what even is this.
very mysterious.
doubt that'd be a hindrance for him.
it'll be awesome when it turns out this is some bullshit excuse because he realized he couldn't cut it even against the blobbiest ding-dongs around. 😂 weak.
more tax payer subsidization of religion. don't they get enough already? maybe set aside some of millions they aren't paying in taxes to buy themselves some cameras.
more Theil. big surprise. conservatives nutjob "Soros" of their own. except real.
odd that he seems to think political affiliation is somehow genetic and doesn't actually come from real creepy conservatives indoctrinating children with demonstrable lies.
Strange New Worlds writers room : "i'm thinking hmm... vulcan minstrel show? can everyone do a bad seemingly racist vulcan impression?" "not really. let's just film whatever they come up with." "great! how do you think we should end this episode?" "ridiculous question. a dance number of course."
so old squeaky boats this time? and how much money is this wasting? seems like it could be better spent elsewhere.
you'd think minority "ICE" agents would start catching a clue that they will never be a good enough 'one of the good ones' in this administration and eventually they'll be on the receiving end.
the rights rush to ignore guns entirely— even to the point of banning any research— while dead blown apart kids pile up for decades is even more sad and pathetic.
plus he frequently claims to be a "germaphobe" or whatever.
weird that no other president ever got this handshake bruising before. are we seriously supposed to believe that MASSIVELY WELL LOVED presidents like Obama shook *less* hands than this smelly weirdo? please. 🙄
i bet neither Trump nor Hegseth realize these dudes have other jobs and aren't just doing army all the time. can't imagine they would rather be on litter patrol than their actual normal job. back where they live. perhaps with family.
apparently if you are committing domestic terrorism and the cop that tries to stop you is black you don't have to listen to them. they need to update their stupid blue line flag. its a white supremacist symbol anyway but they should be more open about it— "thin blue line except the black ones".
*goose meme* WHY was she shot and killed? WHY?
who funds Johnson? he says he has no bank account. extremely sketchy claim there! who is the porn monitoring company sharing their full access to his phone and computer? why does a single man in his 20s "adopt" someone barely a decade younger than them from a church youth camp?
i've had burritos more supreme.
hasn't he gone on like 6 vacations in the past 200 days?
hasn't he gone on like 6 vacations in the past 200 days?
and the media lets them. it is insane that Trump superfan and assassin Vance Boelter has already been forgot about. if conservatives were targeted i bet we'd definitely still be hearing about it.
RFK has already mentioned the "wellness camps" he thinks should replace psychiatric medicine.
"decades ago when access to guns was easier" 😂😂😂
RFK thinks you'd be better being sent to a "wellness camp" instead.
'rock that keeps tigers away' logic right there. absolutely ridiculous for people in power.
making current Star Trek (SNW) with current (Andor) aesthetics and technology and lighting would probably be the best Star Trek ever. seriously. Andor-style Strange New Worlds... 🥹
wild that was somehow a VERY BAD THING for Biden or Obama. mysterious.
it can't POSSIBLY be a coincidence that the group of people SUPER into bathroom/sports genital-inspection-squads are ALSO the same group of people that have a consistent and demonstrable problem with committing violent sex crimes against children. very weird and mysterious!
marbles was a bit concerned when she saw this new wiener dog and a second version of me! ended up looking behind it a few times to try and figure it out.
normal people would realize this means you need to bit of introspection. not run away imagining the problem was location and not yourself.
a normal person might think that'd be a time for some introspection. 🤷♂️
and if you asked to have it explained in a way even a child could understand it'd be like : "it is a big beautiful way of computer that will make america great. my uncle. MIT. very smart. he said the blockchain is the future. high IQ."
i suspect if you asked Lutnick or Trump to explain the blockchain to everyone it would just be a nonsensical buzzword word salad. (or just get called a name and told you work for an badly rated show / paper.)
It’s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee America’s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.
I would never get a Great Dane because they seem pretty conceited. Show me how great you are, don't tell me.
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
i guess i didn't realize all 1.2 million of those dead Americans were exclusively "high-risk". definitely seemed like that wasn't the case at all.
i've been calling MAGA "goo goo babies" pretty regularly for awhile. they are not huge fans. 😂
the Honda Prologue isn't *really* a Honda. it is a rebadged/bodied Chevy Blazer EV based on the GM BEV3 platform. but it looks a lot better. reviews well. and is the only way to get Android Auto / CarPlay since GM now forbids such things in their cars (they want you to pay for their bad system).
ah i see now from your posting history you are a smoothbrained gullible moron. that explains things. my bad. 😂
Tesla still sells an outdated car from 2013. here in 2025 there are plenty of non-Chinese EV manufacturers (unlike Tesla) making superior cars designed in the current decade. (also Elon will never ever give you the reacharound you so desparately crave. 😥)
and even if you specifically wanted an EV there are plenty of brands that are selling very nice modern EVs that weren't originally produced in 2013. none of them use Home Depot corner trim in their manufacturing and most don't have panel gaps big enough to drive an entire other car through.
pretty sure it is OLIGARHY and it is so very confusing you'll need a moron with a chalkboard to explain why it is a very bad thing that conservatives will always be against.
guess i didn't realize the 1.2 million dead Americans were exclusively 'high risk individuals'. definitely seemed it was less discerning.
weird that the 'facts not feelings' crowd doesn't like facts and gets extra feelings-y when the facts don't line up with their made-up version of reality.
i don't get how they think this plays. literally everyone knows they released 1500+ people that were doing way way worse than throwing a sandwich. they really must think everyone is as dumb and gullible as their smoothbrain supporters and everyone else in their weird bubble.
shame his kid needed a ride to kindergarten that day.
it means nothing. it'd be great if a reporter could ask Trump or Lutnick what the blockchain is. or even crypto in general. just to give everyone a refresher. then sit back and watch nonsensical word salad spew out that'll make 'series of tubes' look like genius level technical understanding.
how is that possible? Trump said everyone in DC loves the troops because he completely 100% eradicated crime? must be a bunch of liberal activist jurors.
i'd bet money that Trump doesn't know that National Guardsman have regular non-"warfighter" jobs they were taken away from in order to be shipped to DC and do litter patrol.
and right on schedule as he announced months ago! amazing!
how convenient that the "science" they said would be all figured by September actually finished up right on schedule. how nice of it to work out that way. this is definitely how science always works.
sounds concerned about Epstein files. guessing Trump gets a big "donation" soon. like for his stupid ballroom.
i legit didn't realize these ridiculously extreme levels of divorce existed until Elon starting sharing with everyone.
there was an ambient compilation on the now-defunct asphodel label called Swarm of Drones in 1995.
i'd bet money that Trump has no idea how the National Guard works.
the i knew of were kinda dumb honestly. and insufferable of course.
i'm definitely starting to understand why the concept of "conservative comedy" is a historical failure.
their inner monologue is just the sound of a potato rotating in the microwave.
soooo close. almost there buddy.
i bet Trumps takes the bait on this one. 😂 so predictable.
also conservatives : i don't get it? why won't anyone go on dates with me?
having all of the most gullible people on the planet hanging out in the same place has surely got to be useful for scammers.
is he saying Ukraine started this? is that what Putin told him?
imagine being lectured from Donald Trump about admitting mistakes. FFS. 😂
don't be silly. of course the water would go from the top of the map to the bottom of the map because of gravity!
speaking of wasting water i wonder how much was wasted for AI to generate that.
surely that can't be true as water would obviously flow from the top of the map to the bottom of the map? north to south. (pretty sure this is something Trump actually believes.)
is he ever going to show anyone where the valve is or what it looks like? is anyone ever going to ask?
i encourage them to back up their claims in court. but based on how hard they are trying to avoid that it is ridiculously obvious they know they are full of shit and can't back up anything.
wow. they need to be fined into non-existence. and there absolutely needs to be strict regulation for the firms that remain.
this slack-jawed yokel looks like someone that 100% believes something can be reduced 1500%. so i'm sure his answer is amazing.
ah i see. so all the fear-mongering over the chinese communist party wasn't because it is bad but because they were jealous they couldn't fully emulate it. gotcha.
they so desparately want Taylor to be a conservative as much or more than Trump wants a Nobel. neither are ever happening.
actually there is a non-zero number of conservatives that think wiping your butt is gay. so they don't.
wild that fans of Charlie Kirk will then whine and moan about how no one will date them. big huge mystery. may never be solved by even the smartest scientists.
used to be able to get the Rebel in a glossy red. think someone had a yellow body at some point too.
the Soft Cell cover of Tainted Love was way better than her version. undeniable fact.
meanwhile in reality— as Massachusetts has demonstrated— the rich won't actually leave. they've been bluffing the whole time as was plainly obvious from the very beginning of them making their goofball threats to leave.
you gotta understand under their ridiculously almost cartoonish tough guy facade they are the biggest blubbering weakest most pathetic cowards on earth.
i saw one driving around the other day and it somehow wasn't getting flipped off constantly. very weird.
didn't those Trump "NFTs" end up not even being NFTs? and instead just $99 .jpgs?
