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Oh we know. We just don't know how to stop it. All of the guard rails have failed.
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Oh we know. We just don't know how to stop it. All of the guard rails have failed.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuine question: What happens if we find out that Putin poisoned him? What would the fallout be? I know that that's wildly speculative, but the chances aren't zero.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
What a wretched person.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
and it's going to be because Putin poisoned him
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the only one who could have done so.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social)
Zohran for the win
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds like someone is yelling over and over, "Get off him!" toward the end of the video. I'm not sure though.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia probably helped them with that.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't really look like him. Something is up.
PatriotTakes πΊπΈ (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Eric Trump loses sumo wrestling match in Japan
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
aha still unexpected!!!
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
When I saw the headline, I wasn't expecting it to be literal.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I could see who is down on the ground.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Queen's bedroom?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
My understanding is that it was more similar to the door kicking challenge, where they kick in or nearly kick in the doors of people they don't know. It's ding dong ditch but at the next level.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
This cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars? I don't think so. Massive fraud in addition to massive cruelty!
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
So it would have been before the church shootings. The question is when the second was taken. Does Gruden, or whatever his name is, wear the same outfit when he golfs? It's extremely suspicious but not a smoking gun.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair. Spinal cord cancer would be exceedingly painful though. He suffered. Not enough for what he did, but I'll take it.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
So that's what happened?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Google uses AI now for most queries. Yesterday, I googled how many teams did FSU beat last year? It told me last year isn't finished yet. Then I added the year 2024 and it told me their previous year's record. So I changed it to 2025, and it said they've only played one game so far.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Do we know that for sure? Could Gruden have just been wearing the same outfit?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the pic that was taken last week.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
So...people who believe this? What is the angle? Is the shooter living? Dead? How about the guy killed in the crowd? How deep does the conspiracy go? As much as I don't like the nectarine nazi, I don't understand this. I mean, he was not shot. It was glass from whatever that cut his ear. But.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I genuinely thought this was fake.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
The petulance of the current president is mind-blowing. There is no other president ever who would have stooped this low.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Say what you will about JD Vance, but he really needs to start hanging out with Cankles McTacotits more. I'm sensing some late stage Pope Francis energy.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for it to drop that we no longer believe in germ theory.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I'll order a bunch of rainbow stickers and quietly put them everywhere. (I'm in Florida, home of fascism and fear mongering.)
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
The money is in the pockets of DeSantis and his corporate sycophants. Chain link fencing and tents don't cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of that money is very likely in the pockets of DeSantis and his sycophantic corporate supporters. No damn way a bunch of tents and chain link fencing cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the men who killed Emmett Till died from spinal cord cancer. Just saying. Sometimes karma wins.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole world is gonna throw one hell of a party.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, he's definitely a moron. Also evil. Also a pedophile. Also a tyrant. Unfortunately, the one thing he's good at is multi-tasking.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
When he does pass away, Melania won't have to move out of the White House.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Floridian, I agree.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds right!
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
They really do say that. lol There are hospice workers who are online creators and they talk about end of life.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hospice workers say right before you die you get a little surge.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
In 2016, there was this survey on Facebook that was titled, I Stand With. It was supposed to tell you which candidate you aligned with based on your answers. No matter how I answered, it said I stood with Jill Stein. (I did it five times.) That's because Facebook had identified me as very liberal.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
They've probably banned jd from the premisis. Cankles McTitties is definitely giving off late stage Pope Francis vibes.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the fascist state of Florida
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anyone know what he was accused of?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
The agenda is to make your kids empathetic, not gay. Love that.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Though he's now been seen in public, he gives off Pope Francis Final Days Energy. Maybe he should meet with JD Vance?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
This was a fantastic idea!!!
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didnβt know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine Trump looking that healthy.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
nah quotation marks correctly used I wondered instead of I wandered lo and behold instead of low and be holed the same thought carried through from beginning to end
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, I live in the fascist state of Florida, where we lead the way in quack medicine and covid denial.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my biggest fears is that he's going to nuke the world on his death bed. Like if he can't live, no one can.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I got put in time out there for saying Mike Pence was a pussy ass bitch's pussy ass bitch. It said I was making fun of his sexuality. lol I was just referencing Chrissy Teigen's description of the fat apricot.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I care. It's nice to see people who are happy.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I could be wrong, but I feel like when Sacha Baron Cohen got you was the beginning of your turn.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
water retention from congestive heart failure
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
lol like he can read
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
What if Putin poisoned him in Alaska?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know the secret service was in hell.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm rooting fervently for that not to be necessary.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
When you got to your fourth word, the best strategy is to think of every letter that could go in that blank and then think of a word that has all or most of those letters. That way your sixth attempt won't be a guess.
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SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
They should have to be insured, just like cars.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the plan.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you're not wrong!
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
White people are steeped since birth in the notion of divine selection, that their whiteness means they're chosen. A good portion of us reject it, but the concept is continuously reinforced by nearly everything in society.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
And while they're at it, if they want to be true to Garfield's doctors, they should definitely NOT wash their hands while they're sticking their fingers in all his orifices. Germs are woke!
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Me logging onto social media just now.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god. This is the best idea for when it finally happens! Hoping sooner rather than later.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That's insane
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like conservatives like the shootings. Some of them fantasize about being the hero, while others fantasize about being the shooter.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
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SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
It was graft, plain and simple. Here's a breakdown of the cost and how much of it went to overt DeSantis/GOP/Trump supporters.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Money laundering and/or graft How the hell could what basically amounted to tents and chain link fencing cost $218M?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social)
He's a Malthusian, which means he's like Thanos. Cull the weak, so everyone else has more resources.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I completely agree. AI is good for certain tasks. For example, I asked it to give me 100 phrases that would be useful for a Vietnamese high school student and to translate them to English with a pronunciation key for Vietnamese speakers. I wouldn't be able to Google that.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
But it's not. They've lost so much support from around the world.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I like AI to a point, but I don't like it being automatically uploaded everywhere and forced on me. On Facebook, it's listed as a contact, which is straight up nuts. I don't need it to write an email either. I don't like that I had to disable it on Word. It's too much.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
There's not enough tequila in the world to make this tolerable.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
hilarious
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
They should also change their name to just "The Barrel."
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure how or why that message is appropriate for school children
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
He's their whipping boy.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
We're torching every single positive value we've ever had as a nation.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the dude doesn't know about the power of right clicking.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That is amazing. It's giving Ukrainian response to Russian warship.
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SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe even a smidge madder
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd bet everything I have that he raped Ivanka.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an idiot.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
It's baffling that a private company can't change its logo without the government stepping in. The right has always worried about the government controlling private companies and now they're trying to micromanage logos.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
He's already a de facto dictator.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
The ironic thing is that's a slogan. lol True though!
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
That's funny as hell
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
Read Kennan's long telegram. He actually called all of this. His mistake was believing it would be the liberals who would help the Russians destroy America.
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
the fuck?
SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent
You're killing me.