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SaltyAF

@bluecrat.bsky.social

teacher, mom of teacher, unpublished author of "The Second Victim", "Girls Who Whistle" and "The Nut Job", fearful of the oligarchy, traveler, cat and dog mom, Floridian by birth but sane by choice

created November 27, 2024

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Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh we know. We just don't know how to stop it. All of the guard rails have failed.

2/9/2025, 11:01:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuine question: What happens if we find out that Putin poisoned him? What would the fallout be? I know that that's wildly speculative, but the chances aren't zero.

2/9/2025, 10:59:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

What a wretched person.

2/9/2025, 10:34:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

and it's going to be because Putin poisoned him

2/9/2025, 1:36:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's the only one who could have done so.

1/9/2025, 11:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social)

Zohran for the win

1/9/2025, 11:19:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds like someone is yelling over and over, "Get off him!" toward the end of the video. I'm not sure though.

1/9/2025, 10:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia probably helped them with that.

1/9/2025, 7:57:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't really look like him. Something is up.

1/9/2025, 7:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PatriotTakes πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Eric Trump loses sumo wrestling match in Japan

1/9/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 388 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

aha still unexpected!!!

1/9/2025, 5:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

When I saw the headline, I wasn't expecting it to be literal.

1/9/2025, 5:28:55 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I could see who is down on the ground.

1/9/2025, 5:24:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Queen's bedroom?

1/9/2025, 5:23:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

My understanding is that it was more similar to the door kicking challenge, where they kick in or nearly kick in the doors of people they don't know. It's ding dong ditch but at the next level.

1/9/2025, 2:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

This cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars? I don't think so. Massive fraud in addition to massive cruelty!

1/9/2025, 2:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

So it would have been before the church shootings. The question is when the second was taken. Does Gruden, or whatever his name is, wear the same outfit when he golfs? It's extremely suspicious but not a smoking gun.

1/9/2025, 2:35:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. Spinal cord cancer would be exceedingly painful though. He suffered. Not enough for what he did, but I'll take it.

1/9/2025, 2:33:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

So that's what happened?

1/9/2025, 11:59:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Google uses AI now for most queries. Yesterday, I googled how many teams did FSU beat last year? It told me last year isn't finished yet. Then I added the year 2024 and it told me their previous year's record. So I changed it to 2025, and it said they've only played one game so far.

1/9/2025, 11:56:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we know that for sure? Could Gruden have just been wearing the same outfit?

1/9/2025, 3:55:09 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the pic that was taken last week.

1/9/2025, 3:51:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

So...people who believe this? What is the angle? Is the shooter living? Dead? How about the guy killed in the crowd? How deep does the conspiracy go? As much as I don't like the nectarine nazi, I don't understand this. I mean, he was not shot. It was glass from whatever that cut his ear. But.

1/9/2025, 3:38:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I genuinely thought this was fake.

1/9/2025, 3:05:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

The petulance of the current president is mind-blowing. There is no other president ever who would have stooped this low.

1/9/2025, 2:58:28 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Say what you will about JD Vance, but he really needs to start hanging out with Cankles McTacotits more. I'm sensing some late stage Pope Francis energy.

1/9/2025, 2:56:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm waiting for it to drop that we no longer believe in germ theory.

1/9/2025, 2:54:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'll order a bunch of rainbow stickers and quietly put them everywhere. (I'm in Florida, home of fascism and fear mongering.)

1/9/2025, 2:54:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

The money is in the pockets of DeSantis and his corporate sycophants. Chain link fencing and tents don't cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars.

1/9/2025, 2:52:51 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of that money is very likely in the pockets of DeSantis and his sycophantic corporate supporters. No damn way a bunch of tents and chain link fencing cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars.

1/9/2025, 2:51:47 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the men who killed Emmett Till died from spinal cord cancer. Just saying. Sometimes karma wins.

1/9/2025, 2:48:26 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole world is gonna throw one hell of a party.

1/9/2025, 1:17:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, he's definitely a moron. Also evil. Also a pedophile. Also a tyrant. Unfortunately, the one thing he's good at is multi-tasking.

1/9/2025, 1:17:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

When he does pass away, Melania won't have to move out of the White House.

1/9/2025, 1:12:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Floridian, I agree.

1/9/2025, 1:06:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds right!

1/9/2025, 1:05:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

They really do say that. lol There are hospice workers who are online creators and they talk about end of life.

31/8/2025, 10:55:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hospice workers say right before you die you get a little surge.

31/8/2025, 10:52:48 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

In 2016, there was this survey on Facebook that was titled, I Stand With. It was supposed to tell you which candidate you aligned with based on your answers. No matter how I answered, it said I stood with Jill Stein. (I did it five times.) That's because Facebook had identified me as very liberal.

31/8/2025, 2:49:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

They've probably banned jd from the premisis. Cankles McTitties is definitely giving off late stage Pope Francis vibes.

31/8/2025, 2:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hanniba-LINA Lecter πŸ’€ (@agirlcalledlina.bsky.social) reposted

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To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.
30/8/2025, 11:53:45 PM | 268 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to the fascist state of Florida

31/8/2025, 2:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Does anyone know what he was accused of?

31/8/2025, 1:53:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

The agenda is to make your kids empathetic, not gay. Love that.

31/8/2025, 1:47:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Though he's now been seen in public, he gives off Pope Francis Final Days Energy. Maybe he should meet with JD Vance?

31/8/2025, 1:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

This was a fantastic idea!!!

31/8/2025, 1:33:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didn’t know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.

31/8/2025, 1:03:09 PM | 15900 2797 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine Trump looking that healthy.

31/8/2025, 1:25:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

nah quotation marks correctly used I wondered instead of I wandered lo and behold instead of low and be holed the same thought carried through from beginning to end

31/8/2025, 11:24:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, I live in the fascist state of Florida, where we lead the way in quack medicine and covid denial.

31/8/2025, 11:16:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my biggest fears is that he's going to nuke the world on his death bed. Like if he can't live, no one can.

31/8/2025, 3:10:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I got put in time out there for saying Mike Pence was a pussy ass bitch's pussy ass bitch. It said I was making fun of his sexuality. lol I was just referencing Chrissy Teigen's description of the fat apricot.

31/8/2025, 3:04:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I care. It's nice to see people who are happy.

31/8/2025, 2:37:56 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I could be wrong, but I feel like when Sacha Baron Cohen got you was the beginning of your turn.

31/8/2025, 1:26:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

water retention from congestive heart failure

30/8/2025, 7:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tee Vixen Sutton (@vixenbite.bsky.social) reposted

Newsom rattling poor Johny boy

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29/8/2025, 11:04:08 PM | 1084 302 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

lol like he can read

30/8/2025, 6:44:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

What if Putin poisoned him in Alaska?

30/8/2025, 12:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't know the secret service was in hell.

30/8/2025, 12:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm rooting fervently for that not to be necessary.

30/8/2025, 12:21:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

When you got to your fourth word, the best strategy is to think of every letter that could go in that blank and then think of a word that has all or most of those letters. That way your sixth attempt won't be a guess.

30/8/2025, 12:12:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:08:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

They should have to be insured, just like cars.

30/8/2025, 12:07:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the plan.

30/8/2025, 12:04:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh you're not wrong!

30/8/2025, 11:52:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

White people are steeped since birth in the notion of divine selection, that their whiteness means they're chosen. A good portion of us reject it, but the concept is continuously reinforced by nearly everything in society.

30/8/2025, 11:51:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

And while they're at it, if they want to be true to Garfield's doctors, they should definitely NOT wash their hands while they're sticking their fingers in all his orifices. Germs are woke!

30/8/2025, 11:41:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Me logging onto social media just now.

30/8/2025, 6:59:20 AM | 4486 672 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god. This is the best idea for when it finally happens! Hoping sooner rather than later.

30/8/2025, 11:30:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's insane

30/8/2025, 11:22:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It's almost like conservatives like the shootings. Some of them fantasize about being the hero, while others fantasize about being the shooter.

30/8/2025, 2:11:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:16:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It was graft, plain and simple. Here's a breakdown of the cost and how much of it went to overt DeSantis/GOP/Trump supporters.

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30/8/2025, 12:15:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Money laundering and/or graft How the hell could what basically amounted to tents and chain link fencing cost $218M?

29/8/2025, 11:56:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social)

He's a Malthusian, which means he's like Thanos. Cull the weak, so everyone else has more resources.

29/8/2025, 11:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I completely agree. AI is good for certain tasks. For example, I asked it to give me 100 phrases that would be useful for a Vietnamese high school student and to translate them to English with a pronunciation key for Vietnamese speakers. I wouldn't be able to Google that.

27/8/2025, 11:10:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

But it's not. They've lost so much support from around the world.

27/8/2025, 9:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I like AI to a point, but I don't like it being automatically uploaded everywhere and forced on me. On Facebook, it's listed as a contact, which is straight up nuts. I don't need it to write an email either. I don't like that I had to disable it on Word. It's too much.

27/8/2025, 1:56:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

There's not enough tequila in the world to make this tolerable.

27/8/2025, 1:45:03 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

hilarious

27/8/2025, 1:38:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

They should also change their name to just "The Barrel."

26/8/2025, 10:15:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

not sure how or why that message is appropriate for school children

26/8/2025, 10:14:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's their whipping boy.

25/8/2025, 8:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

We're torching every single positive value we've ever had as a nation.

24/8/2025, 1:13:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

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24/8/2025, 12:18:10 PM | 11224 3159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It's probably best in their native language.

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24/8/2025, 4:17:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, the dude doesn't know about the power of right clicking.

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24/8/2025, 4:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That is amazing. It's giving Ukrainian response to Russian warship.

24/8/2025, 4:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:22:36 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe even a smidge madder

23/8/2025, 11:24:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd bet everything I have that he raped Ivanka.

22/8/2025, 7:39:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's an idiot.

22/8/2025, 10:57:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

It's baffling that a private company can't change its logo without the government stepping in. The right has always worried about the government controlling private companies and now they're trying to micromanage logos.

22/8/2025, 10:39:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

He's already a de facto dictator.

20/8/2025, 1:47:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

The ironic thing is that's a slogan. lol True though!

20/8/2025, 1:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

That's funny as hell

19/8/2025, 3:37:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

Read Kennan's long telegram. He actually called all of this. His mistake was believing it would be the liberals who would help the Russians destroy America.

19/8/2025, 3:36:15 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

the fuck?

18/8/2025, 11:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SaltyAF (@bluecrat.bsky.social) reply parent

You're killing me.

18/8/2025, 11:31:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view