Professionally Certified Woolgatherer (@earational.bsky.social) / Redsky

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"Uhh, Donkey Kong Ban All Immigrants!"

3/9/2025, 10:27:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to have two friends who I could talk to about my love for boring cereals, *especially* Grape Nuts, but one went offline to be an itinerant deep sea fisherman or something, and the other died. Don't know that I have a point really, I just fucking adore Grape Nuts.

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3/9/2025, 2:47:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beats me, because I'm not sure any of them have actually presented an argument against anything substantive. Trump: We should throw the Homeless in The Dumpster! Newsom: I'm Donald Dump and I CAPitalized The Word The for NO REASON in my post?!1 (Also I, Newsom would *efficiently* throw the bums.)

3/9/2025, 5:01:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a handsome watch, and quite the steal!

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social I'm your American Coot.

3/9/2025, 3:44:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jokes on you, I dropped a million dollars!

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2/9/2025, 9:00:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C'mon lady, give us some credit!. When people say things like, "I sure hope he announces he's dead," we are aware it's unlikely he'd admit that!

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2/9/2025, 8:49:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:05:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems likely you accidentally "enhanced" some kind of artifact into existence via whatever hyper-sharpening tool you're using.

1/9/2025, 11:29:01 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Big Apple, 3am (@bombsfall.bsky.social) reposted

*The Capitol Steps voice* he's trump he's trump he might be dead

1/9/2025, 7:47:41 PM | 232 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that fucking CHICKEN SALAD

1/9/2025, 10:48:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit, how had I missed the parallels?!

1/9/2025, 10:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social 🥹

1/9/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:50:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:32:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Professionally Certified Woolgatherer (@earational.bsky.social) reply parent

You've spoken forcefully about fighting back against dehumanization, but Gov. Newsom regularly dehumanizes some of the most marginalized people in our society. He's not so much rebranding MAGA as consolidating with it.

1/9/2025, 4:57:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, but there's plenty who already have.

1/9/2025, 4:52:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My nightmare, @gothtatertot.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 4:46:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For your next trick, may I suggest Colorado's famed Slopper?

An unusually attractive plating of a Slopper meal, consisting of an open-faced cheeseburger smothered in french fries and a meaty gravy made of the region's green chilies. By

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1/9/2025, 12:58:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahem, @gothtatertot.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 12:42:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social Yeah, it means these fuckin' little frogs need to get out of the way of my poop ball!

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31/8/2025, 10:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure at this level of money you can afford to be immune to fire.

31/8/2025, 10:39:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I'm gathering here is that it's a Swedish election tradition to to have sex in dead whales?

A Facebook post clipping from Museum of Artifacts, showing a preserved whale body from below, looking up at its looming head and mouth (within a large museum hall full of displays, specimens, and skeletons. The text reads:

31/8/2025, 10:15:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social 🪡

31/8/2025, 6:05:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Based Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic.bsky.social) reposted

i didn't read that article how do i get paid to post that cory booker inspires me and amy klobuchar throwing a stapler is good actually

31/8/2025, 2:55:20 AM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's pushing people's only belongings in the trash.

31/8/2025, 4:47:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Forrest Plump (@nahyoudoit.bsky.social) reposted

*gets a teardrop tattoo for every buzz I’ve killed*

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I prefer this forcefully combative approach, as opposed to merely smugly copying Trump's posting style while supporting similar policies. In case any other governors need a data point.

31/8/2025, 3:15:25 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. I extend significant empathy, but have a pretty hard cutoff for sympathy. Some people proudly remove themselves from humanity, and to the extent this world ever gives them consequences they are welcome to them.

31/8/2025, 2:47:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're going to need some kind of HyperReconstruction to get back from this, but frankly most of us would settle for an excretions-based closure program.

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weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

"Help us improve Google Maps" How 'bout you ask Gemini beeyotch

30/8/2025, 11:58:37 PM | 205 23 | View on Bluesky | view

oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

People say "ope" instead of "oops" so they're not admitting fault and don't get sued

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Cholula Bankhead (@cholulabankhead.bsky.social) reposted

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

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Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word

Batman punching the Penguin with the word

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word

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30/8/2025, 7:58:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the only result is one of those guys coming out superpowered.

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I certainly find myself more drawn to them.

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Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy

28/8/2025, 11:48:42 AM | 2047 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike Schuster (@mcs212.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah but whattaya gonna do

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer (@earational.bsky.social)

Look, she may well be brilliant but I feel confident her lyrics are studied at the world's top schools mostly because they're extremely popular.

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Maybe it does, but it's *too* dark to tell!

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social after the stove...

28/8/2025, 5:59:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How PRECISELY should I be waving this gun around that would satisfy you?!

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28/8/2025, 4:38:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Luke (@llobrow.bsky.social) reposted

an emoji that is crying waterfalls but also wearing sunglasses and smiling so it's fine, everything's fine

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Worth knowing, @gothtatertot.bsky.social

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Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

♫ 588 - 2300 - I’M TIRED ♫

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Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted

starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

people often ask what’s wrong with gen x, and, like, there are a lot of answers, but i think the AIDS epidemic and the specific people it wiped out is probably an under discussed contributor to the bomber with red dots diagram

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27/8/2025, 3:08:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean yeah, I wrote it?

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@gothtatertot.bsky.social 😭

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TODAY

26/8/2025, 6:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Intrigued!

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Tom Eastman (@tom.eastman.nz) reposted

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

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Big Apple, 3am (@bombsfall.bsky.social) reposted

Due to the rampant troop/cop worship I think America is uniquely prepared for federal occupation of various cities. It's actually a privilege to quarter a first responder in your home or apartment. Maybe they'll make a special medal for Liberty Landlords.

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I checked and now is also a time to do that.

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26/8/2025, 1:18:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Pam Wishbow (@pamwishbow.bsky.social) reposted

Every time I hear about a new viral food it looks like the most underbaked and hyper sweet thing I’ve ever seen and cannot imagine being within 10 feet of it without getting a headache

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25/8/2025, 10:35:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would rarely suggest less empathy, but perhaps keep it at the higher, "aw man, we sure are all idiots" level, as this seems to be a remarkably poorly-considered decision. You're supposed to plan on barely making it for several years when opening a restaurant, and he's broke in about half of one.

25/8/2025, 10:10:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff

25/8/2025, 8:27:11 PM | 9219 1815 | View on Bluesky | view

Professionally Certified Woolgatherer (@earational.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't understand why so many people insist the military won't support him. I'm not aware of any officer resignations or any servicemember refusing to deploy against us, so far. Functionally speaking, he seems to enjoy their complete support?

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