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Jack Ringland

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What a time to be alive.

created October 17, 2023

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Congress? Both houses are held by Republicans who will not defy him. The courts? They are ruling against him and he's ignoring them.

2/9/2025, 3:50:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will he announce live on camera.

2/9/2025, 2:33:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Trump ignores it.

2/9/2025, 2:15:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:52:17 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Duolingo course seems to have called it.

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2/9/2025, 12:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:07:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

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2/9/2025, 7:44:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the series is called "Fuck you, Trump"

1/9/2025, 7:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:02:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the recommendation. Can't find a recording but her vissi d'arte is great.

1/9/2025, 2:17:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could they not draw it on with a sharpie.

1/9/2025, 2:04:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corelli and Tebaldi

1/9/2025, 2:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he needs to continue touting Operation Warp Speed as a big personal success rather than a big personal failure.

1/9/2025, 1:40:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate these where you only need the first letter and it's a lucky dip from about six options.

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1/9/2025, 12:47:19 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:36:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be quite the thing if he ended up face down in the Brown Windsor at the state banquet.

1/9/2025, 9:56:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't want to go full conspiracy theory, but he looks like he's been zapped by Jewish Space Lasers while sniffing chemtrails in Area 51.

31/8/2025, 8:59:33 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:37:25 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worms

31/8/2025, 4:10:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:52:23 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump touts Operation Warp Speed as one of his biggest successes.

31/8/2025, 2:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:10:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she taking the pith?

31/8/2025, 9:38:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you reposting this month old article.

31/8/2025, 9:37:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's done a deal with God to get into Heaven.

31/8/2025, 8:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you stand being in the same room as these dipshits.

30/8/2025, 7:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:47:44 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 216 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let the smell fool you.

30/8/2025, 4:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, he's not fine (nothing about him is fine) but unfortunately he's still in the land of the living.

30/8/2025, 4:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's life Jon but not as we know it.

30/8/2025, 3:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As is Juliette's balcony in Verona.

30/8/2025, 3:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6. Didn't quite shuffle off this mortal coil.

30/8/2025, 3:26:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A dead man walking.

30/8/2025, 2:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoever it is, he looks like death warmed up.

30/8/2025, 1:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An un-dead Trump is the stuff of even worse nightmares.

30/8/2025, 1:40:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we all hold our breath and cross our fingers...just maybe.

30/8/2025, 1:35:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some intended to be serious, some not.

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30/8/2025, 1:30:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Similar trajectory

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30/8/2025, 12:38:45 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what Liz Truss said.

30/8/2025, 11:47:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:41:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course this is an American study. So, umm indeed.

30/8/2025, 9:03:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But doesn't rebelliousness against parental views tend towards the anti-conservative.

30/8/2025, 9:01:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think this will stop him.

29/8/2025, 9:46:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:16:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By the time the people realise they have to rise up it may well be too late. It's now or never.

27/8/2025, 9:19:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about asparagus spears.

27/8/2025, 5:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a travesty of justice whatever way you slice it.

27/8/2025, 4:20:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not really about crime of any type. He'll use any excuse to use military means to intimidate blue states and his critics.

27/8/2025, 3:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch Trump use this as an excuse to send in the National Guard to punish Walz for his critical remarks.

27/8/2025, 2:43:43 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You misspelled Trump.

27/8/2025, 2:41:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next step will be to ignore or override judicial decisions.

27/8/2025, 2:38:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A travesty of justice however you slice it.

27/8/2025, 2:36:43 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still a travesty of justice however you slice it.

27/8/2025, 2:35:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A very average 4 today.

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27/8/2025, 2:31:53 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't 'esque' imply resembling but still not actual? Surely a line has already been crossed. I know he's still probing what he can get away with but I can't see any effective guardrails stopping him.

27/8/2025, 1:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whimsically, from a comfy armchair.

26/8/2025, 6:17:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'At risk'? All the indications are that it's already dead in the water.

26/8/2025, 6:13:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:39:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another Phew! for me.

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26/8/2025, 1:06:20 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:04:06 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald 'Two Weeks' Trump. He relies on his base having the attention span of a goldfish.

26/8/2025, 12:18:04 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A few of his brain-dead cultists probably do call him that.

26/8/2025, 9:35:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:33:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Italian course pretty much on the ball.

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26/8/2025, 8:04:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ironic that he uses a light make-up to cover a dark area on his hand and a dark make-up to cover his pasty white face. In both cases it's a lousy job.

25/8/2025, 9:14:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's Brownshirts

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25/8/2025, 7:12:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the job at hand he's focused on.

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25/8/2025, 7:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bruising after IV infusion. God knows what they're pumping into him.

25/8/2025, 6:39:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America

25/8/2025, 4:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another leap from unpromising to success.

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25/8/2025, 4:33:10 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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National Front Curry Sauce in a Korma

25/8/2025, 2:41:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's go for the "two weeks" timeframe and hope this one actually happens.

25/8/2025, 2:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Because he's a madman who's an existential danger to the world.

25/8/2025, 8:00:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sooner the better.

24/8/2025, 5:14:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sane world seems to be waiting for him to be beaten in fair elections (which he won't as they will be rigged in his favour) or to die (by which time it may be too late to save the situation). Would be glad to hear alternatives.

24/8/2025, 2:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the meantime the world stands by while he fucks everything up. Waiting for him to die seems the suboptimal solution.

24/8/2025, 2:28:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit!

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24/8/2025, 2:13:03 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the Texas re-districting will blow up in his face.

24/8/2025, 8:32:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day sends America further down the slippery slope.

23/8/2025, 7:43:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another 'lucky 2' day.

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23/8/2025, 6:45:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Fears"? More like hopes.

23/8/2025, 5:41:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another lucky 2 day.

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23/8/2025, 12:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll be taking credit for the Treaty of Versailles

23/8/2025, 8:58:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and Schumer's scolding letters really cut through.

23/8/2025, 7:57:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he's done all this in his first eight months without any real resistance. If the Democrats think that the midterms will be the chance to rein him in, they can forget about it. By then it will be a full blown dictatorship.

22/8/2025, 9:09:15 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for a cabinet reshuffle?

22/8/2025, 9:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"God came down to me and said with tears in his eyes 'Sir, you're such a wonderful person that I've reserved a golden throne beside me for you when you pass.'"

22/8/2025, 11:18:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, tricky one.

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21/8/2025, 1:34:51 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoplifters can steal sneakers with impunity. But wear the wrong t-shirt and the police come running.

20/8/2025, 5:11:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoplifters can steal sneakers with impunity. But wear the wrong t-shirt and the police come running.

20/8/2025, 5:10:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 1:08:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally Trumped-up charges.

20/8/2025, 12:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say that God has very low ratings compared to me. A highly-respected Christian came up to me with tears in his eyes and said 'Sir, I think you could do a much better job'. A lot of work for ICE there.

20/8/2025, 7:48:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 7:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 6:41:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view