So is Sesame Street going to be redistricted or have I skim read and conflated the headlines again?
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So is Sesame Street going to be redistricted or have I skim read and conflated the headlines again?
i worked in a large building that was near the route of an anti-capitalist march and was asked to send out an email to everyone in the department saying things may get interesting so stay home that day if you like. my entire email was in lowercase because i thought it appropriate. nobody noticed.
Rumours that in future people who fail to keep up will be killed have been denied by the cinema team responsible for showing their next film "The Running Man".
Count how many people you meet in the next hour to get an average, then multiply it by 265,000. Ish. And it's no good saying it's dark and nighttime and raining, so less people around and it doesn't count.
"You have incorrectly typed your password 3 times and so your display will no longer function. For security your graphics card will flash it's firmware to brick mode. Your screen will permanently turn off in 5...4...3..."
Double rot13 is my favourite encryption of all. I'm currently working on a rainbow table to try and decode it, but I'm not sure if I have a cpu powerful enough.
And they say that social media is just a bunch of people talking about their own bubbles.
This is great practice for your first post-grad job when you have to look excited as someone from the marketing dept presents their latest new and improved product line, which as far as you can tell is identical to the previous 23 versions except the logo is fractionally different somehow.
Not 2 people per table? What kind of fancy upmarket establishment is this that they can afford to waste valuable office space? Also no camp beds visible, so you know they treat their staff well.
Can't Vaccinate Stupid The correct medical response when asked seriously by a politician if 5g phone masts cause chemical trails in autistic illegal immigrant solar powered lesbian mice booksellers.
Flushed with success?
Pour kid.
Do they still give out receipts so if you change your mind you can get a refund?
I've asked all your friends and teachers to meet in school on Monday and explain it to you. All of them are there. And because it's school you have to wear school clothes too....
16k velcro-attached rampack. Bliss!
Also detection rates are better, and more women are aware of cancer. Also there's screening to find potential cases earlier. This article's long but quite interesting: pharmaphorum.com/deep-dive/hi...
Great pictures, looks fun to watch, and it seems the weather's just about holding out. Also it's nice to see for a change that pole dancers can be fully clothed and male. Er...not that I'd know what a pole dancer is, of course...
I think the technique involves breaking the horse into triangles and pretending it's a heron.
Self-propelling bookmark.
Is this before or after you're eaten by the pet crocodile?
Dr Pepper - The crisp taste of Coca-Cola, with freshly chopped peppers. Sprite - The crisp taste of Dr Pepper, without the freshly chopped peppers. Diet Coke - The crisp taste of Dr Pepper, without peppers and Sprite.
It's like they're trying to invent a new language based on single quotes and Welsh: 'S'u't w'y't' t'i' he''dd''iw'.
I like it when people accidentally leave the prompt in — because not only has AI created the text it's also posting it. Pad this out for another 200 characters and make it light hearted.
Br'ish dialects are jus the dog's bollocks and the bee's knees innit mate. Everyfink's like proper sorted an' cushty.
Law requires explaining what you're thinking to a judge, colleague, jury, client etc so any argument or process has to be legally valid and comprehensible to a layperson. Which means you asking them to go over why or how they thought of something is exactly what would happen in the real world. :)
My favourite bit of the bible is where everyone but in particular Mary and Joseph, treck all the way to somewhere else to fill in a form saying they don't live there any more but in the place they've just come from - which presumably has copies of that very form which they could've filled in at home
I think Night Boat to Cairo is one of their best songs.
But everyone knows there are only 2 types of archaeologist: 1. Sitting in mud and digging. 2. Walking around an Egyptian tomb. So an image of an archeologist must, by the unwritten law of picture editors, clearly show one or both of these.
The genius advantage of this is the dog clearly indicates it wants to be picked up, and by who, so no surprises or misunderstandings.
A medical suggestion: Rename mRNA Maga Republicans New America, then invent 'patriotic injectable serum solution' to go with it. They'll be queuing out the door to get an armful, and certain politicians will gladly pay for more research into Maga piss. But it's definitely not a vaccine. No way.
Well that's your problem. No point doing Shakespeare when others are trying to take a wicket or get 4 runs. You gotta know your audience.
Yeah Boris, bring back Mythbusters.
At some point there could've been... A cat in a .BAT on a FAT during PAT.
Make sure you abide by all the city's rules and regulations. You don't want to have your cantina banned.
It's really weird how a minority group of self appointed people in a country so important to Christianity that it's not even mentioned once in the bible, somehow feels like they should be running the show for everyone else.
Hi everyone, er no I'm not shy, but yes the cat has got my tongue....
I've reported this post to the mods as it looks like part of it was written by a bot and included an implied criticism of non-binary people.
She's been dead 100 years already? How time flies...
I bought one of his electric tricycles, the Retriever K9.
Kate Bush not available again, hmmm?
My chief cook lives in a tiny 4 storey London apartment with only 7 bathrooms and the dinkiest little basement swimming pool, not even olympic size. It's worth less than £17M, and has nowhere to park their helicopter, or moor a yacht. So it's practically a shed. All quite utterly intolerable.
Died from a surfeit of gummys.
Possibilities: 1. It's not you, it's them. 2. Add more logging.
No apo'strophe in book's? What an amateur!
I thought it meant arranging your shelves so the last digit of every book's ISBN number, both across and down, contain the numbers 0-9 without repetition.
Well if you must. But no scratching the face, and the safety word is "pilchard".
The reason why nobody has heard of cubic tons before is that no real-world practical simulations had been tested and it was thought to be purely hypothetical. It is now officially defined as 1/380th of the amount of mulch the National Guard could spread within the municipal parks of a major city.
Watch out for any bugs in your bunny.
Er, just popping off to the shops darling, see you in about a week.
Please immediately refuse if anyone asks you to jump a shark.
It's weird that visitors have to wear all that protective gear in a cave full of crystals, when every New Age hippy type will tell you crystals have healing powers. Giant sized ones like that should surely give everyone in there instant immortality....?
If you look on the right of the top picture, under the street sign near the grey van, two unblurred pedestrians are visible. It's difficult to see faces but their hairstyles and clothing could be used to identify them. Although partly blurred presumably dascam companies have the unredacted pics?
So how does anyone tell the difference between a real Nigel Farage and his cardboard cutout? Now that would be news....
Fancy not understanding it's "boiled your eyes out". What morons! Luckily I'm a bite off a new it owl when it comes to idioms.
This is brilliant news - think of all the time and money saved on mri scanners, xray, ct, ultrasound, blood tests etc if this one guy can evaluate thousands of people per day just by looking at them. Every ambulance should carry a webcam for instant diagnosis. It's a major medical breakthrough!!
The pathway, split in two, highlights the decision-dichotomy of the viewer: To continue the road less travelled or proceed at a slower pace on the sidewalk. When we reach the seat, from front or back, what then? Is the artist literally and metaphorically trying to shock us out of our comfort zone?
And they do it not expecting any return for their dedication. No gold medal, no chance to stand on a lectern to receive their reward...
A: An absolutely remarkable thing. B: Meh.
A conversation about Shelf Awareness.
Chewbacca was definitely wokey.
Things you could've said: It's always harder with the torso. You should've seen me earlier drop kicking their head around.... luckily all this paper absorbs the liquids cos otherwise YUCK! ;)
Cat presses Tabby key.
I don't think it'd be able to roll very far.
"X account"? Prithee tell me thoust are not consorting with devils who cite their scripture in places most foul?
Page 253, or around lunchtime on a Friday afternoon as the typist called it, was prone to a higher number of errors.
65 in octal is 101, so if they're a George Orwell fan...?
AI is great for pattern matching, so after training give it an xray and it'll spot the cancer (etc). But people using it as an encyclopedia to find knowledge aren't going to get reliable answers because it'll just hallucinate, the pattern it's using in that case is "looks like plausible English".
My theory, based on 'something which seems plausible but I could be wrong' is that Drum is the name of an old Scottish country estate and home (1585), and so perhaps people reused that word to refer to their own drum ie house. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dru...
Businesses opportunity to get a commission sending work to someone who does?
And when you say "a case for carrying arrows" is this a reference to a legal proceeding, a container, the lowercase lettering used, or a prelude to a robbery....etc. (This may go on a while).
The answer is always cat videos.
Multiple GPUs is definitely the way to go for maximum performance in a gaming rig. And 2gb Radeon cards are so cheap it seems a shame not to use them. Obviously water cooled.
Tapeworm, CDworm, or Vinylworm?
Being unkind to your cat makes you laugh? Ok, weird flex. And if you're thinking of blocking me as a result of this comment please remember blocking you is exactly what your cat is trying to achieve.
I'm terribly sorry ma'am. Let me see if I can find our superglue and put it back together for you.
Don't forget ATMs were working, so...
You've got to have a system.
Blimey, y'all.
Also it's captioned as 'crowds' in the plural, so the photograph must show at least 2 crowds. And as there are only two people waving flags the only logical conclusion is the Daily Mail's definition of a crowd is 1 person.
The key word here is 'shoot' because although some people can legally possess guns eg farmers, it's not at all common. So yes you would probably be arrested for firing at someone even if you completely missed, let alone injuring or killing. However what happens next is up to the police and courts.
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Remember you learn nothing from a test if everything works perfectly. So it's not spontaneous unplanned self-disassembly, it's data for future learning, wisdom and knowledge. And let's face it rockets blowing up look absolutely brilliant!! Er, I mean from a data gathering perspective, obviously.
And these numbers were only updated once a year so if someone moved house you'd just have to wait a few months...er, good point, I said house because these are all landline numbers and...er, ok so a landline is a fixed cable plugged into a nonportable phone via a wall socket...er, well no not usb..
They can only achieve so much as a wild child before someone thinks they better change their tune.
I wonder if any of the doctors doing the peer review had encased themselves in foil and drunk a mixture of bleach, salt water, horse dewormer and vodka in the weeks prior to their conclusion, and if so if it affected their cognitive ability?
In our school if anyone spread malicious gossip they'd have to stand in the playground and perform the 11 minute version of I Heard It Through the Grapevine by Creedence Clearwater Revival, complete with all the actions and whilst wearing a moustache.
Bear sees people sit on bench and food comes. So bear sits on bench...
Scientists discover vitamin Bee.
I really meant no music at all, but as you say it's a stylistic choice and didn't affect my enjoyment of the video.
Please add "conflating" and "in the zeitgeist" to the list ;)
I loved the video, especially as someone who sticks to high level and doesn't get down n dirty with the assembly level very often. They made it easy to understand. As a very minor criticism I'd prefer if they dropped the music. I think their presentation is very clear and doesn't need jazzing up.
This is definitely correct. Why else do you think their craft were called U-boats, and Germany's land invasion of the UK only got as far as the Channel Islands?
But wasn't Daniel Craig supposed to be the early version of Bond, so he wouldn't have met Officer JW speedboat yet?
Your honor my client didn't murder a group of people because 'they were obese drug addicts'. The defendant is a typographic designer and so when officers asked could he justify the killing of 28 people he naturally replied "yes but only if they were made bigger and spaced out, then it'd be easy".
That's a typical response.
It's probably a bot. Don't argue with it as you'll just go around in circles.
About your cat Mr Boolean. I have good news xor bad news....
Criminals are more likely to beehive themselves.
Photographers & Astronomers: Lol, faked to hell and back. Romantics: Look at the pretty colours. Wow! Those who do their own research: A link to 870000+ pictures taken by the perseverance rover on mars. (Scroll down the page). mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/mul...
If you can't spot when a dog is telling the person filming to just fuck off, then don't film dogs. Or if this is a video you've picked from somewhere and not filmed by you then please understand what you're posting and caption it appropriately as scared dog vs inconsiderate owner.