Payable only if he dies to get there, it might be worth it.
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Payable only if he dies to get there, it might be worth it.
Modern re-enactment of the Scopes trial?
And Dictionaries are where that rich magic lives. There are words next to the word you are looking up, and there are words all around. Much better than the lonely single word that the internet gives you.
Bone-petite is over-urbanization at its finest.
It's a long weekend, Gonzo, pace yourself.
Don't forget the Navy task force off the coast of Venezuela. Real peaceful, that.
I figured that the Kompromat allowed Epstein to get the rich guys to give him money to invest in his “hedge” fund. Puts the money in relatively safe bonds and takes his 2/20. If he’s got a billion invested at 4%, that’s 28 million a year for him. Investors are still showing a profit.
Stalin was smarter than Trump could ever hope to be. Trump is surrounded by baby Lysenkos. Famine and pestilence, both quite avoidable, coming soon. (Mostly to red states.)
Rudy’s new gig, roadside assistance. Just dial 1-800-GET-RUDY.
Seem? Don't be so kind. Trump is stupid, ignorant, demented, mentally ill, and mean to boot. He can't leave this planet too soon.
Well ETTD still applies.
Noticed that the cancelled almost completed RI offshore wind generation project is being built by a Danish company. Trump is mad at Denmark because they won't give him Greenland. Is that another reason for our petty, ignorant, demented, mentally ill president to stop the project?
Does Trump now have “Amazon Guards” a la Muammar Qaddafi?
What is it that these folks are praying for? That the shootings stop? We know from experience that isn’t working. If they’re praying that the victims go to heaven, there’s no evidence for that one way or the other.
Well shit, death gave Trump a mulligan.
Death gives Trump a mulligan.
I expect something of a time lag, but how is military recruiting going these days?
Gonzo, do not go on a spending spree. It will arouse suspicion. Talk to a Canadian banker about the Caymans
Trump’s Tiny Talking Johnson whistles past the graveyard.
I am so glad that someone else recognizes the eugenicist basis for a lot of his ideas.
Has RFK, Jr. now prohibited sitting? Doesn’t he know it’s hard to throw a sandwich fastball sitting down?
Decaying potato has spoken!
Have you invented mental detectors yet? If you’re detecting metal, you’re detecting guns, which you say are not a problem. Waste, fraud & abuse?
If the kid grows up to have a problem with “authority” it will be entirely justified.
Oh, now there will be mental detectors at schools and government buildings?
I think it is now just the CD.
I'll bet none of it is weapons for Israel.
Whoopee, we're all gonna die!" Country Joe & The Fish
At least she's still dead.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
I guess those are not cats then.
Wasn’t the SeaSteader a Peter Thiel thing about independent floating countries?
Well I am increasing it this month because I am replacing old HVAC with a new heat pump. But that shouldn’t count for anything.
If I were the praying sort there is a ceasing for which I would pray.
And the Leonard they rode in on.
Has anyone referred this to the DOJ?
Submarines. They’ll be submerged and only Trump will know where they are.
I think these guys are evolutionary eugenicists. They do not want artificially induced immunities to save peoples’ lives. They want people to die, so that those with “natural” immunity will survive and reproduce. Vought for creepy religious reasons. RFK, Jr. just to fuck over people who dissed him.
Thank you Miccosukee tribe and the peoples who have always been here for working to save this land from the cruel stupidity of us immigrants.
He needed the extra homes for his side squeezes.
Still conspicuous consumption.
Hey DNC, are you listening?
“A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.”
That’s why they need weapons. Some of that litter is dangerous. And don’t even think about radical leftist mulch.
RFK, Jr. has changed it to the Sit-up Wizard. Mandatory now.
Trump is permanently absent, leave or no leave.
Joey Chesnut skews the stats.... [Autocorrect changed Chesnut to Checkout, probably fitting.]
Police call in the police state...
The victims were in a church, praying. Didn't help much, did it Ogles. Don't know what you think prayer is going to do now.
The vaccines which target the current variant are not widely available yet.
I'd nominate the Panamera or one of the Taycans.
"A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies." Thanks R.E.M.
The arc of the moral universe is bending in the right direction
Hanoi would like a word...
Trump's penis must be really small since these idiots can talk while they suck on it.
Federal Bumbler Investigations
When I enlisted a long time ago, I was asked to fill out form for information for my dog tags. I answered "Pagan" for religious preference. The dog tags came back "No Preference." I did prefer Pagans, but the Army thought otherwise.
Leeches will fix that.
That is a very telling wander in the wilderness…
I defy Trump to tell the difference between the ashes of a flag burned with respect when it has become tattered with age and one burned while calling Trump a demented, insane, fascist, piece of excrement.
You forgot raping children
Mamdani, damn it!
The government sure is embarrassed to have deported Abrego Garcia by mistake. He must pay dearly for that mistake. His suffering will deter the government from ever again being so sloppy.
For the life of me , I cannot figure out why the Democratic establishment doesn't look at Mamdami and think, "I've got to get me some of that."
Makes sense. People who publicly oppose Trump privately support him. People who publicly support Trump privately oppose him?
Please name some names. I know it’s dangerous, but please put some of the other rapists’ names out there.
Good job Gonzo! Now jump down and put it under the couch where it belongs.
And the Marines....
I am listening, but they never name names other than Epstein and Maxwell. There must have been others. Blow the lid off this cesspit.
Phew! D.C. is safe at last.
Trump is an experienced expert on breaking wind. Wind does not have a chance.
You should now get two votes...
High fructose corn syrup, cane sugar [simple syrup], even vodka if that’s all you’ve got….
Congratulations to the both of you.
The January 6 defendants were identified by crowd sourcing their photographs. They don’t want it to happen again and DHS doesn’t want us to know they hired J6ers and Proud Boys.
Fuck you and your private video
“Never knew the President to do anything inappropriate” 1. What about Trump when he was not president? 2. What is a perjurious rapist, pedophile’s definition of appropriate?
Not taking sides until I hear from Mr. Yarvin…
Worked fine for Target?
The asshole on the left is trying hard to make the world un-free.
Man! Governor hasn’t even signed the law putting the new districts on the ballot in November and I’m already getting opposition mailers. (Funded by Charles Munger, Jr., a right wing billionaire creep son of a right wing billionaire.)
A Diane Arbus exhibit?
Has Miller been reviewed on Tomi Lahren’s “Yelp for Toilets” yet?
What did they want the reporter to do, or not do?
Devin?
The idiot flunked statistics. He has no idea how to assess the probability of his entrance into heaven.
I'm way out here in California so I am not current in the minutiae of New York mayoral press coverage, but I can't begin to figure out why they were bribing the reporter.
Dead James Dobson. A tiny ray of sunshine in these dark times.
They were already having trouble meeting recruitment goals. Qui bono?
Piece? He’s a whole sewage treatment plant’s worth of shit.
Who leaked the letter Mr. "I am Special Attorney"? Looks like you leaked it to Stevie three shirts. (What's the deal with standing around in front of James' house on an 88 degree day wearing a trench coat. Pretty special alright.)
And just what exactly, do they think the Palestinians will tell their future generations?
Don’t forget the soy beans…
Out of shape (and poorly trained) federal goon tripped and scuffed his melon. His fuck up will probably result in felony charges against the delivery guy.
I’m pretty sure it was crisis actors performing for T. Chatterton W.
They have a big file on How to Clean Everything curated from the NYT Wirecutter. D.C. will soon be sparkle fresh.
Yeah, step away from the car!
A text could have done it. All emojis.
I can't figure that one out. I thought we needed the Rare Earth metals to make magnets, which Trump is convinced stop working when they get wet.
Thank Gonzo it's Friday.