while looking last year at princess kate, karma placed an order and paid it forward for trump
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while looking last year at princess kate, karma placed an order and paid it forward for trump
Americans paid the taxes, other countries got the new jobs
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
this should sound more cheesy than it does
keep them to yourself, or you could get charged
busted
it's just as likely rudy pulled down his pants while talking to the women...you may recall he's done it before
for anyone who still needs convincing trump's a pedo, just look at his lack of concern about how he's treating these children
it's a miracle vinny can still move his rotator cuff after constantly patting himself on the back when he isn't crying
reality: trump is no constitution's president
was guiliani rushing because he heard trump had resumed plane service to epstein island?
At least while alienating all of our allies, Trump has been instrumental in bringing others closer together.
trump figures if he uses enough lube he'll get a nobel prize thru the back door
it's what you wear when you know you're going to burn it after being around a stanky old man all day
kennedy cared enough about children to fly on epstein's plane
raddatz can't help but whitesplain it
that works
that one was ted
I mean this country has killed enough Kennedys, I guess it’s only fair one of them tries to return the favor
see how it only takes stating facts to make an idiot look stupid
noem's new nickname is "schultzie"
the issue had been adjudicated and resolved, so raddatz wasted minutes moo...ting
"the all purpose GOP excuse"®
always thought his nose would go before his chin
this will happen after trump receives the nobel peace prize which will occur at the conclusion of infrastructure week
Megalomaniac narcissist obsessed with himself. Trump reposts bizarre AI generated video of him through the years.
they say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die
the plot thickens eric was seen mowing at bedminster
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
They're releasing the Epstein files?
one was confirmed, but both were likely on putin's payroll
no way, seb, you going to hell
jd got a brand new boss 🤣
...all the way to the bank
what emits from blackburn's mouth hasn't passed a smell test in decades
NEW: Man who wants Nobel Peace Prize creates Department of War.
"...where's my mummy?"
he never washes his hands when it's finger lickin' good
punning "lo siento" into "life sentence" was very clever wordplay by the judge
the patent office is seriously considering granting rubio a patent for incompetency
one has to learn a lesson to forget it... as, for an instance, the rise in school shootings shows
republicans lie... there's no way a sober party elected the dry drunk who's running the country
it's clear that once they approved a blank check, their work was done
These spineless people won’t do damn thing.
brad bondi has proven much more effective than the right claimed hunter biden was
trump never builds a foundation on solid rock bsky.app/profile/real...
over many centuries, "soft, beautiful stone" has never previously been praised for its longevity
trump never blames himself for his poor hiring decisions: great leaders never have a need to fire employees
isn't there usually an out of control speeding bus about now?
"Again...again...."
these quotes must be from before jd went to sweden
breathe again
stella vibes
bobby jr advised him to eat worms... and the worms turned
Emma Watson giving a speech on feminism.
reality teaches its own lesson
the old guys are the absolute best... when they fix something, it stays fixed
when the ship is sinking, shouldn't it be "schools and churches first"?
“.. The Oval Office photos don’t resolve those questions. They raise them. And until the press decides to treat Trump’s health the way it treated Biden’s, makeup and memos will remain the White House’s first—and last—line of defense.” @passantino.bsky.social www.status.news/p/trump-heal...
we deserve to know now, we shouldn't have to wait until 2029 for jake tapper's next book
many are saying it was indeed him but it might have been ghost written
Alaska reminds us that everything Putin touches also dies
I just re-watched Cabaret (1972). My mom was a tap dancer so I knew the music/dance numbers long before I understood the story. It’s not really about singing and dancing; it’s about people going on about life while evil takes hold around them. I return to it from time to time and always find it new
usha still doesn't shave
descartes thinks it is
he's promiscuous
*neck
i seem to recall there's another word for always finding a way to blame the black guy....
putin will take a polyp and then invade aggressively to claim the entire body
"Out, damned spot!" — melania
it's difficult to do if he's under anesthesia or under ground
not to start rumors, but the only conceivable two reasons ted cruz went to greece were that he missed kim guilfoyle's flapjacks
79yo men don't recover from surgery over a weekend he may be on vacation all september
let's not forget it was mitch mcconnell who put him there
Getting this ready for when Biden outlives Trump.
evidently no one answered when the postman rang twice
hearing melania has already sent her favorite jacket out to be cleaned
it also travels well
because bobby jr is his health consultant, every new rumor is rife with hope
as a minnesotan, i can can attest ernst was, is, and will remain the ultimate iowa joke
in America we just call it #taco🌮 tuesday
from the next up, he is turning into the spitting image of his mother from the waist down
anyone suggest she add a pearl necklace yet?
it might have been wise to have the book in hand before saying this
heard it's going to be at bedminster
this was only the second best trump rumor today
Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.
and as long as there's room on the couch, jd will suck it up
only about as much as she loves buying rechargeables for her vibrator(s)
working with epstein wasn't fast enough for bobby
hearing bedminster will be holding a weekend at bernie's
trump finally appearing on a balcony on sunday like first of all my doctor said i may have set the world record for health
so...world leaders would have voted for Kamala, too
please
Trump is not dead. He just smells that way.