Damn Liberal. Unabashed Potty-Mouth. Oregonian in exile. Beatlemaniac. Guitar strummer. Vintage bicycle enthusiast. Lover of animals. Not sure about humans. #goducks #slavaukraini
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where’s the rabid marmot that usually squats on top of his empty skull
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crawl up his flabby ass any further and you’ll be tickling his tonsils, you evil fascist, dog-murdering twat
ah, more made up numbers from spokesperson barbie
check the oval office, you'll find plenty to investigate there
he's a fucking environmental lawyer, you fucking twat
this is what passes for thoughtful discourse in the rotting husk of the republican party
because the gun manufacturing lobby give more money to their hired stooges in congress than the sudafed lobby
'wildly-popular'
no, it's the guns, you spineless, pathetic bootlicker
a mass murder at a catholic school should prove once and for all that there is no fucking god
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this makes me want to puke. congratulations america, you now have a fascist dictator because you couldn’t handle the thought of a black, female president
can we just end this fallacy that there is a god, please?
👇👇
good, then you can go fuck yourself
who the fuck talks like this
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you just have to laugh at this point, because this is absolutely beyond cringeworthy
'they', meaning the voices in his stupid fat pumpkin head
even kim jong un would be blushing
oh, have we come to the 'polish trump's tiny little knob' portion of the cabinet meeting
if these fucksticks were in charge back in the early 1900s we'd still be driving horse-and-buggies and using whale oil lamps for illumination
they're called 'rivers', you demented heap of elephant dung
glad he's laser-focused on the important issues of the day. my god i hate this fucking timeline we're stuck in
sounds just like president dementia j. pedophile
attn: @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
fatlazyfucksayswhat
this is not the fucking guard’s job, goddamnit
oh, that pesky first amendment, really the constitution should just start and end with the second
*laughs in scotus*
Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙 HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
imagine being afraid of a demented old coot who can barely navigate a flight of stairs and needs two hands to drink a glass of water
if we'd had a president as stupid as donald j. trump at the turn of the previous century, we'd still be driving horse-and-buggies and using whale oil lamps for illumination
he would literally lie about what time it was if he thought it would gain him an advantage
stealing the hubcaps, too.
how many times did he have to practice that in front of a mirror before he could say it with a straight face
as if that flaming bag of shit gives a damn
gop strategy-- libruls can't vote if they're dead
attn: @jaketapper.bsky.social
remember-- it's only communism when a democrat does it, otherwise it's just sparkling capitalism
no, no, only when democrats do it
give the right wing media credit, one thing they’ve done a masterful job of is convincing a large swath of the population that a poor, migrant family from guatemala is a bigger threat to their well-being than a ketamine-addicted billionaire who utilizes every possible loophole to avoid paying taxes
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I’d totally go to a Burning Man where they set a billionaire on fire.
and i’ve been saying since 2017 that we just need one secret service agent to actually put their country first and do the right thing, but that hasn’t happened either. we’re a nation of cowards
They gaslit you all throughout the election.
just set a giant pile of money on fire, you’d get the same result
that’s a lie and you know it, couch fucker
he has a transfusion of the blood of a virgin every night
tell me you know fuck-all about world history without saying you know fuck-all about world history
sunday morning coffee with mccartney
tell me you’re a pedophile without saying you’re a pedophile
he looks old and tired, and if this were biden @jaketapper.bsky.social would already be up to chapter seventeen on a new book
what’s with all the golden dildos
you know how this maxwell transcript horseshit is going to play out, right? the left: she’s lying! she’s obviously lying in order to obtain a pardon & protect trump! the right: wait, i thought you said we should always believe the women, why don’t you believe her? the left: …
this hurts, but it's true
this regime is evil incarnate
when-- or if-- a dem ever retakes the white house, they're going to have to completely restaff the secret service, as it's blatantly obvious that the current roster is utterly failing to uphold its oath to protect & uphold the constitution of the us by continuing to support & shield this fuckwit
always trying to butter up the boss
the president is dumber than a fucking stump
all a fascist hillbilly like reeves knows is political stunts, he couldn't actually govern or legislate his way out of a wet paper bag
my god, that hat, could he look like any bigger of a douchebag
who. is. going. to. enforce. this.
they're going to be the league of former voters if they continue with this horseshit
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he looks like a shrunken, lost little man sitting there in that ridiculous oversized hat, his tiny little hands gripping the desk
fuck this fascist talking yam. why are we not in the streets every week protesting this horseshit-- it's long past time for a general strike
but the black lady had a funny laugh. fuck all of you who voted for this fucking fascist regime
just another diversion from the epstein files
while i'm glad to hear that a judge has but the kibosh on this alligator alcatraz bullshit but i still have to ask the question-- who's going to enforce the decision?
that's not how the law works, you fascist twat
no, no, that’s how they get their jollies
Purity tests are "death rattle" for the Democratic Party. It's political suicide. We need fighters...not saints.
wait’ll these fucking halfwits hear about nighttime and where the sun goes during that time
their local nambla meetings
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maybe write about this lunatic, @jaketapper.bsky.social
jesus h christ, it must be exhausting being outraged about every goddamned little thing
we deal with a crazy person yelling at us every time the talking yam steps in front of a microphone
and we pay for this shit
shart of the deal
fuck jeff bezos for what he's done to the post
ha, ha, fuck texas, and fuck the stupid talking yam
Attention everyone in DC: If you are stopped tonight, tell them your name is Vladimir Putin. You might end up getting a BJ from the president of the United States.
remember when the republican party was like totally against big government interference and all about states rights, that was awesome
says the party that has attempted to end the affordable care act at every opportunity
it's because of people like you we have trump 2.0
this fucking orange scumbag is going to get away with everything
break. out. the. guillotines.
happy seventy-third birthday, joe. in these trying times your voice is truly missed.
yes, he is an authentic, batshit insane fascist lunatic
they're more part of the city than you, you bald, racist fuck
vagrancy is a misdemeanor, you couch-fucking douchecanoe, you don't need the fucking military to police that