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He wasn't wearing his seat belt

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With garlic powder

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Tom Nichols included?

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No makeup

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That's a Temu body double

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Hmm. She wouldn't go around the block to drop Elaine off after skiing 😜

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He's been. a cult member since he was an Eagle Scout

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The police report makes it seem like his driver was rubbernecking and got rear ended

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His fentanyl dealer didn't get paid

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No location provided 🤔

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I'm going full crackpot and saying it's a mask

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He can't tolerate the altitude pressure in flight

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They're celebrating the end of USAID

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Town and county unavailable for press release

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I'm waiting for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press release

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He's racking up $$$$ in overtime

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And more claim to a neck gaiter than any ICE goon

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I grew up with C

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It was positively fizzing with energy

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Lebensraum

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A brave approach is when you go over and talk to the hot guy or girl who is out of your league

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He's a bald faced liar

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No

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Nothing wrong with getting arrested

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You can fix anything with Vice Grips and piano wire

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Birds aren't real

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"Press Pool reports"🧐🤔

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Torquay!

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Dupont Circle

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Deep bench in Eugene

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Anybody with the username and password can take to Truth Social

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They're going to go after kids playing hopscotch

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His staffer is

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My Alma Mater in the 80s used to lead the nation in punting!

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Delightful

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OH NO! DISASTER!

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He has a can of Zyn in his left front pocket RFK style

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Murder on the dance floor

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Oof that safety

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Preach kitty!

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San Francisco background view from the Marin Headlands! How is he alive?

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Athletic brand beer and Guinness is pretty good

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That's not eyes on from a reliable source

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There are some good Non Alcoholic wines and beers available.

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Sadly I think they're just throwing in a heart valve, defibrillator, and LVAD

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The rumor has reached German Bluesky

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Please enjoy the Trump is dead rumors while they last

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Throw in Infinite Jest

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Alaska style

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Trump is dead has reached German Bluesky.

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Blutgerinnsel und Gebete

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That's medicine. I'm a plumber 🫠

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I'm guessing they'll throw in a Thoratec LVAD (made in Pleasanton) while they have him cracked open

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Insert Handel's Hallelujah chorus here

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Bilateral DVT? Nope

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Could be a thombectomy but those ankles scream CHF. Could be going after an COPD embolism with a braided retriever and thrombectomy with 2 balloons. So many companies and options out there. It's all just polymers and NiTiNOL

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From an armchair interventional cardiologist- Trump is probably getting a valve replacement, implanted defib, and an LVAD

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Has the Trump is dead rumor reached Germany? Hat das Gerücht, dass Trump tot ist, Deutschland erreicht?

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Sadly Trump is probably getting a valve replacement, implanted Defib, and an LVAD

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Sadly Trump is probably getting a valve replacement, implanted Defib, and an LVAD

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Has the Trump is dead rumor reached Germany? Hat das Gerücht, dass Trump tot ist, Deutschland erreicht?

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I'll be handing out Subway footlongs

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BREAKING: “TRUMP IS DEAD” TRENDS ON X Hashtags like Where is Donald Trump, Trump Is Dead, Trump Died, and President Vance are trending amid unverified speculation about President Trump, who hasn’t been seen publicly for several days.

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It will be like when the Berlin Wall came down

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Yes but we hope it's true. It's infectious enthusiasm

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The blond wig

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Alma Mater. One of them anyway

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I'm gonna make fireworks like Kirk did to fight the Gorn

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What about Led Zeppelin?

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We have Schroedinger's Trump now

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AI thin ankles Trump will give a statement from the White House to dispel rumors that he's dead

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AI thin ankles Trump will give a statement from the White House to dispel rumors that he's dead

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Les Mis is MAGA Swan Lake

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Les Mis is MAGA Swan Lake

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Hear me out - ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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Perish! Parish is funnier tbh

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Publish or parish my daddy always said

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Is this one of the fatal defenestrations?

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ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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Their bounty hunters

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Did their ID and fobs get stolen?

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ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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ICE has been tissue typing their abductees looking for a heart donor to sacrifice prove me wrong

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They’ve been tissue typing illegals to find a match for the heart transplant Trump just got. Come at me.

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He puts his feet on the bench too

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Fuck Paul Manafort. You can see his Condo in Alexandria when you land from the Sout

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We're going to manifest it

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Hey we got TayTay and Kelce engaged!

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Want

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A Truth Social response was posted clearly not in his voice

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He hasn't reacted to the court decision