Nate: The real problem are the people who won’t fuck me. Once we eliminate all of the people who won’t fuck me, I become much more fuckable.
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Nate: The real problem are the people who won’t fuck me. Once we eliminate all of the people who won’t fuck me, I become much more fuckable.
Fan fiction.
He’s suffering from rejection.
Vagpression.
Mirrors his ECG.
Nate: (the day after the election results) Called it!
Shave your head, then watch the money roll in.
I don’t think any public health official could’ve held back the protests, with or without a deadly novel virus.
This.
I think stupidity helps. A lot.
No one is ready for the shit that is going to rain down on us and it will be too late when they realize what has happened.
Talk about relevant
Not by video, eh?
Fucking hell.
Side Note: Cow porn.
Dog: (eats poop)
Translation: The check cleared.
Ya think?
The us doesn’t have a “labour” market. It has a “labmy” market. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Breaking News: Human-sized e-coli endorses RFK Jr.
Not to belabor the point but RFK Jr is going to implement policies that will kill thousands or even millions of people if he is not removed. Thanks to @thewarningses.bsky.social @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social for the frank discussion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaxc...
Oh man. I was working on my mitochondria face all summer.☹️
The American people paid for him to reinstall the statue.
All I have to say is where are the Epstein files?
Epstein Island 2
“Voluntary relocation” or what those Trump hating dictionaries call “ethnic cleansing.”
Ethic cleansing, but with AI.
Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani slips on yet another whiskey bottle.
Good money says he was the domestic abuser.
You’re not sick. You just have mitochondrial challenges.
For the American people, of course.
Brian, Brian, Brian… tsk tsk tsk… what you fail to understand is that the response to what you just said will be utter horseshit beyond comprehension.
Oh, that doesn’t count.
To which they’ll get a slap on the wrist and given a clock reset which they’ll probably miss again and again and again…
First Rule of Law: Never hold Trump and his people accountable for anything.
Trump: I stopped it! You’re welcome!
Trump: (waves arms) I JUST CURED CRIME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION (ischemic stroke) BLUGEXMKE SJMDJE!
“Rendering assistance”
Said someone absolutely clueless about American society.
Maybe Prof. Galloway should get off campus more. Boomers are not getting rich. Not by a longshot.
Thinking the same thing. This would be a hard pass.
Wants you to believe LA was burning to the ground then Trump saved it. Unfortunately, LOTS of people believe it.
I think the US government putting out plans to ethnically cleanse Gaza is really bad. I recognize that some Americans like it, while some others think it isn't a relevant change and makes no difference, but I disagree. I think it's bad, worse than what came before.
Waiting for that moment of clarity from Arab-Americans who either supported Trump or withheld their vote.
“President Trump issues executive order mandating all citizens poop their pants and that poopy pants is the official scent of the United States.”
Spread the word.
They steal land from people who cannot defend themselves. They force people to work in dangerous conditions. They contract with companies owned by party officials. Normal stuff.
Was she concerned?
Let us have our moment of zen.
I’m not holding my breath for either scenario.
“Well… a NEW holiday. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!”
The chimp heart transplant worked.
The gullible people of this country keep buying this crap. It only keeps working for republicans until it affects the gullible dummies who vote for them.
Allred for as strong as he campaigned got creamed. This state is that screwed up.
That would have a much stronger impact. It’s pure cowardice that he’d run as an R. Ds need star power and right now, we ain’t got it. Colin Allred is great, but he’s not a big enough name and the media here are too in bed with Rs.
Time. We’ve had loads of excellent candidates, but this state is too deeply entrenched with Republican crap. When someone as crappy as Ted Cruz gets reelected, you know it’s trouble. But Cuban throwing in with Rs only emboldens Rs. He could throw his name in as a D.
Yup. Nothing outs you more than saying you’d run as a Republican.
I live in Houston. As my cowboy Texan family like to say, “You might as well piss in the wind.” We’ve seen it all, heard it all.
The very idea that ANYONE would consider running as a Republican is repugnant. Period. Full stop. You’re not pulling the party out of the gutter. You’re validating it.
Yes, and royally fuck over Cuban. A win-win.
I mean, the brain worm confession should’ve been the tipoff, but hey.
In Republican math, 40% equals 0.04.
Bear in mind that WE paid for this.
Trump does not possess the power to do this. It is power given by others that makes it possible. He is only a master at manipulating them into doing it.
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This shit might not stop after Trump croaks, but at least we’ll have a moment of joy in these dark times. His goon family will still gorge themselves with money and the fascists GOP will continue their assault on our freedoms.
It’s not certain if this is Trump or the thing that swallowed his corpse.
Correction: A bloated thing that looked like President Trump just departed the White House.
Just out of frame: the guy building the casket.
Stop harshing our buzz, man.
Grim Reaper coming up slowly from behind.
Ban assault rifles.
Because he’s a dumbass.
A snake oil salesman now heads the world’s premiere disease prevention agency.
We’ll unleash preventable diseases to kill all of the chronic diseases. See? We’ve got this all figured out.
More like a Clown Fool of that administration.
Checkmate you orange bitch.
Kelce is gonna make Charlie submit.
"The first wave of grocery-price increases will likely hit this winter. Roberson predicted produce prices could rise 50% to 100% by early next year as inventories clear and new contracts kick in." fortune.com/2025/08/28/t...
DEI done did it.
Preparing celebratory drink.
He backhanded JD.
I had this thought this morning. We’re going to end up with good regional vaccine agencies like this and then we’ll have vaccine deserts where information and guidance will be deficient. We are in for trouble.
Oh man. I was really looking forward to her losing in a landslide.
Great. Now do America.
Further proof that this is about racism.
He’ll gain new appreciation for vaccines when it’s his elderly ass hooked up to a ventilator.
RFK Brainworm Jr is making America healthy by feeding us to the MAGAts.
From now on, Untrumpstitutional.
NEW WORD! Untrumpstitutional!
The thought of homeschooling my kids becomes more appealing by the day.
Fun Fact: Jim O’Neil has zero degrees in medicine or science and zero experience in either field. Naturally a perfect pick in Trump World.
They love what he’s doing. We’ll see if they still love him when the multiple epidemics start.
Wait… Susan Collins is concerned?
Which Proud Boy group is he from?
Which middle-aged, recently divorced MAGA Karen wrote this?
Btw, South Korea 👏is👏an👏ally👏
