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The REAL FAJA

@thereal-faja.bsky.social

Laughter, life's saviour. Blue Dot in Sea of Iowa Red. 55, Widower, Grandpa to 8

created November 14, 2024

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How much will it cost to rebrand the DoD?

2/9/2025, 4:02:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He went from severe consequences in two weeks to let's play Minecraft together. Holy shit

2/9/2025, 6:14:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full diaper. Rather than stink up the house, just out the window!

2/9/2025, 6:00:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe if they started paying attention to their crime rate instead of monitoring each other's porn intake they could get that under control.

2/9/2025, 5:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Scarlet letter to be forever worn by those cowards. Right on their lapel, replacing that AR-15.

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2/9/2025, 5:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to see the US Men's and women's teams boycott on home soil. Profound statement that would be.

1/9/2025, 8:23:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It all depends. Does the glue let loose when it gets wet?

1/9/2025, 7:48:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he's dying and they are plotting an assassination to try to turn him into their Martyr.

1/9/2025, 7:39:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:27:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Calaveras2026Election (@calaverasintegrity.bsky.social) reposted

If his hand gets any blacker, he's not going to let it vote.

31/8/2025, 5:13:56 AM | 561 109 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy was propositioning a prostitute who had just been struck by her pimp for wasting her time with that old geezer when his car was rear ended while illegally parked in a handicapped zone in front of a children's cancer hospital.

1/9/2025, 6:38:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need this little dude back to teach the adults how a bill becomes a law!! It sure isn't through an executive order sitting on Capitol Hill.

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1/9/2025, 6:34:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now if it said: " NIGHT EVERYONE!!! EXCEPT THE LYIN' LEFTIST LIBS!!"

1/9/2025, 5:49:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, I'm sticking with covid. Something that can be treated but they won't test for it and it consumes him slowly.

1/9/2025, 12:21:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope it's covid

1/9/2025, 12:08:36 AM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

It should read "became a domestic violence victim when he crashed"

31/8/2025, 10:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

From someone who has probably never thrown a baseball.

31/8/2025, 7:29:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

The conspiracy theories will be amazing! 🍿

31/8/2025, 7:01:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping it's his death

31/8/2025, 5:21:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what? give the piece of shit one but on one condition: he has to walk the parade route with them.

31/8/2025, 12:40:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand how you can't be an electrician without an electrical license, can't be a doctor without a medical license, can't be a nurse without a nursing license... But you can run the head of HHS with a law degree? Shouldn't you have a degree in something related to your department

31/8/2025, 12:37:30 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eww I had forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder 🤮

30/8/2025, 11:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping for a hand first, preferably his signature hand so we never have to look at that ugly ass signature again

30/8/2025, 11:03:06 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm kind of hoping that maganuts finally gets to use this on him

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30/8/2025, 8:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably went to Walter Reed first to have his syphilis checked out

30/8/2025, 8:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

So paying for access to the pearlly gates?

30/8/2025, 1:01:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the question? The dude literally had (has) a worm in his freaking brain

30/8/2025, 12:55:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, the " it's only illegal if you get caught" group

30/8/2025, 12:44:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

That's too bad. She was beatable. Now they have time to prepare and back a better candidate, likely a sitting congressperson.

29/8/2025, 5:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's easy. By 2030 the data centers will be obsolete and they will shut it down leaving the state to clean up the mess.

29/8/2025, 4:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God couldn't even protect his own house what chance do the rest of us have?

29/8/2025, 3:51:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🛸

29/8/2025, 3:46:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

If they set a precedence then the revolution finally has their weapon

28/8/2025, 3:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Data centers or Bitcoin miners? I wonder

28/8/2025, 3:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much Trump coin that cost?

25/8/2025, 5:31:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe if we called it the dairy of Anne Frank they would put it in every freaking grocery store and say it's raw and is good for everybody

25/8/2025, 3:36:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, but please do not feed wild animals. Especially things like corn. you should not feed wild deer and moose corn, as it is harmful to their health and can be deadly

24/8/2025, 9:40:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he caught something while touching his little mushroom

24/8/2025, 8:27:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't have the same feel as this now does it?

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24/8/2025, 6:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blindfold kink

23/8/2025, 7:21:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it on his mushroom tuggin' hand?

23/8/2025, 7:17:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Was Bigot Barrel already taken?

23/8/2025, 7:07:26 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

South Dakota? What, is he going to kick the native Americans off their land again?!

23/8/2025, 6:59:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pre war ... So .. peace? He solved peace? WTAF!

23/8/2025, 6:31:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Not many good uterus jokes. I think I see an opening here.

23/8/2025, 5:57:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not just tax them appropriately to get the revenue?

23/8/2025, 5:55:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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G - Gaggle O - Of P - Pedophiles

23/8/2025, 5:52:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 And then you took the words right out of my mouth 🎶

23/8/2025, 5:33:39 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

I respectfully disagree. BUT, the only reason there aren't any military in Houston is because they would not survive a weekend just driving to work.

23/8/2025, 5:28:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife passed a little over 16 years ago and was an avid Meatloaf fan and I hadn't listened to any in quite some time. Needless to say I'm listening to the entire bat out of hell album right now!

23/8/2025, 5:17:26 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Careful.. I will pen a strongly worded , double spaced, helvetica, size 12 font, to please discontinue Fucking over America!!

23/8/2025, 5:14:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Leia had been treated so well none of that little movie series would have happened.

23/8/2025, 5:06:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love most music and our tastes are similar, but occasionally you post something that I've forgotten about and it puts a smile on my face. So thank you.

23/8/2025, 4:59:38 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what authoritarians do before they lose an election. They place their military in large cities to quash dissent and uprisings when shit doesn't go their way. Control the quell. Install friendly military heads to manipulate the story and resist the inevitable defiance and will of the people.

23/8/2025, 4:58:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

I must say that I do enjoy your taste in music.

23/8/2025, 4:52:02 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's an idea.. just make them pay taxes for fuck's sake

23/8/2025, 12:18:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to take away the executive order

22/8/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The slogan "defend the homeland" was a common motif in Nazi propaganda and rhetoric.

22/8/2025, 6:42:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gave my life to Christ in the parking lot? That was an old white dude in a '72 Nova and he paid you $10! Try again

22/8/2025, 12:59:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Human centipede time

22/8/2025, 12:57:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kind of want to hear the rest of that story

22/8/2025, 12:53:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

So very Kim jong-unish

22/8/2025, 12:52:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should ship her to some far away land and say they can't get her back.

21/8/2025, 4:38:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. First it was anime, then some porn, currently it's movies. The show me less increased the volume so I just started blocking every account.

21/8/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised it's not white barrel

21/8/2025, 12:32:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what happens to the planes at night? They'll just fall out of the sky!

20/8/2025, 11:47:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you tip someone when you don't go out to eat?

20/8/2025, 11:44:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are eating our history. They're eating our diversity.

20/8/2025, 5:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While we're at it, guns too.

20/8/2025, 5:01:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ewwww sloppy Donnie seconds. 🤢

20/8/2025, 4:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far all I have seen AI do is draw some crappy NFTs with too many fingers. Where are the world changing insights? Why hasn't it figured out how to travel to Mars? Or time travel? Oh yeah, it only knows what humans have input.

20/8/2025, 4:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No taxes on those tips though!!!

20/8/2025, 4:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked a question about the pres and got this just a few days ago.

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20/8/2025, 3:38:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be glorious if he exposes it all and blows it up on his way out

19/8/2025, 6:16:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't detaining against your will kidnapping?

19/8/2025, 4:32:47 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So let me get this straight. You take 7 leaders of the Free world and Donald Trump and the best you can come up with is we're going to try to put pressure on Russia. Holy shit. You could have phoned that in. Sanction the shit out of them. Cut them off the knees. Give Ukraine long-range missiles

18/8/2025, 8:11:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent

That douchebag never seen a college football game?

18/8/2025, 1:50:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why didn't Trump gleefully meet him on the tarmac jumping up and down and clapping like a fucking moron!

18/8/2025, 1:46:58 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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??

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18/8/2025, 8:12:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There better damn well be a red carpet, the beast and a clapping Trump at the fucking tarmac

18/8/2025, 8:00:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel sorry for all those families that are being turned upside down for this political charade.

18/8/2025, 2:01:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How so? Are they meeting with him too?

18/8/2025, 1:28:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coward.

18/8/2025, 1:20:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he shows up in this

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18/8/2025, 1:13:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the new Scarlet letter. And every Trump backer will wear it for life.

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17/8/2025, 10:32:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much like the US Constitution guarantees due process for everyone... Riiiighhht

17/8/2025, 9:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's teeny tiny hands make Putin's penis look huge. Solved it.

17/8/2025, 9:49:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they will fall for it again and again saying "oh, he saved us" when in actuality he was the cause of the problem

17/8/2025, 9:48:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much for this Donnie von shithispants

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17/8/2025, 9:12:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it's not even good corn. (Iowan)

17/8/2025, 9:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how you win elections. The economy.

17/8/2025, 7:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no way she signs her name the same way Fatass does!! One of his flunkies wrote it. He signed it.

17/8/2025, 7:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they all show up in fatigues

17/8/2025, 4:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally, someone in the MSM pointing it out.. now call him a coward on the air, trigger that MF, show his mental shortcomings

17/8/2025, 3:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they start calling him a coward for not following through with sanctions. He can't stand it.

17/8/2025, 2:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cleveland steamerd?

17/8/2025, 10:32:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He deserves the same prize his followers erected for pence!!! Is being hung for treason still a thing? Asking for a friend.

17/8/2025, 9:33:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put him in charge of D - block

17/8/2025, 9:02:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if this stems from the fake cufflinks that Trump gave him? (Interview on Graham morning show I believe)

17/8/2025, 2:16:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's Alaskinagrad now.

16/8/2025, 9:17:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view