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How much will it cost to rebrand the DoD?
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How much will it cost to rebrand the DoD?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
He went from severe consequences in two weeks to let's play Minecraft together. Holy shit
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Full diaper. Rather than stink up the house, just out the window!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe if they started paying attention to their crime rate instead of monitoring each other's porn intake they could get that under control.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
The new Scarlet letter to be forever worn by those cowards. Right on their lapel, replacing that AR-15.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like to see the US Men's and women's teams boycott on home soil. Profound statement that would be.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
It all depends. Does the glue let loose when it gets wet?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's dying and they are plotting an assassination to try to turn him into their Martyr.
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If his hand gets any blacker, he's not going to let it vote.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Rudy was propositioning a prostitute who had just been struck by her pimp for wasting her time with that old geezer when his car was rear ended while illegally parked in a handicapped zone in front of a children's cancer hospital.
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We need this little dude back to teach the adults how a bill becomes a law!! It sure isn't through an executive order sitting on Capitol Hill.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Now if it said: " NIGHT EVERYONE!!! EXCEPT THE LYIN' LEFTIST LIBS!!"
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I'm sticking with covid. Something that can be treated but they won't test for it and it consumes him slowly.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope it's covid
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
It should read "became a domestic violence victim when he crashed"
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
From someone who has probably never thrown a baseball.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
The conspiracy theories will be amazing! 🍿
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping it's his death
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what? give the piece of shit one but on one condition: he has to walk the parade route with them.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't understand how you can't be an electrician without an electrical license, can't be a doctor without a medical license, can't be a nurse without a nursing license... But you can run the head of HHS with a law degree? Shouldn't you have a degree in something related to your department
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Eww I had forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder 🤮
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping for a hand first, preferably his signature hand so we never have to look at that ugly ass signature again
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm kind of hoping that maganuts finally gets to use this on him
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
He probably went to Walter Reed first to have his syphilis checked out
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
So paying for access to the pearlly gates?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the question? The dude literally had (has) a worm in his freaking brain
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, the " it's only illegal if you get caught" group
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
That's too bad. She was beatable. Now they have time to prepare and back a better candidate, likely a sitting congressperson.
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It's easy. By 2030 the data centers will be obsolete and they will shut it down leaving the state to clean up the mess.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
God couldn't even protect his own house what chance do the rest of us have?
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🛸
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If they set a precedence then the revolution finally has their weapon
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Data centers or Bitcoin miners? I wonder
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how much Trump coin that cost?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe if we called it the dairy of Anne Frank they would put it in every freaking grocery store and say it's raw and is good for everybody
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, but please do not feed wild animals. Especially things like corn. you should not feed wild deer and moose corn, as it is harmful to their health and can be deadly
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he caught something while touching his little mushroom
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't have the same feel as this now does it?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Blindfold kink
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it on his mushroom tuggin' hand?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Bigot Barrel already taken?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
South Dakota? What, is he going to kick the native Americans off their land again?!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Pre war ... So .. peace? He solved peace? WTAF!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Not many good uterus jokes. I think I see an opening here.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not just tax them appropriately to get the revenue?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
G - Gaggle O - Of P - Pedophiles
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 And then you took the words right out of my mouth 🎶
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I respectfully disagree. BUT, the only reason there aren't any military in Houston is because they would not survive a weekend just driving to work.
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My wife passed a little over 16 years ago and was an avid Meatloaf fan and I hadn't listened to any in quite some time. Needless to say I'm listening to the entire bat out of hell album right now!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Careful.. I will pen a strongly worded , double spaced, helvetica, size 12 font, to please discontinue Fucking over America!!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
If Leia had been treated so well none of that little movie series would have happened.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I love most music and our tastes are similar, but occasionally you post something that I've forgotten about and it puts a smile on my face. So thank you.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what authoritarians do before they lose an election. They place their military in large cities to quash dissent and uprisings when shit doesn't go their way. Control the quell. Install friendly military heads to manipulate the story and resist the inevitable defiance and will of the people.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I must say that I do enjoy your taste in music.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's an idea.. just make them pay taxes for fuck's sake
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to take away the executive order
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
The slogan "defend the homeland" was a common motif in Nazi propaganda and rhetoric.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Gave my life to Christ in the parking lot? That was an old white dude in a '72 Nova and he paid you $10! Try again
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Human centipede time
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I kind of want to hear the rest of that story
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
So very Kim jong-unish
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
They should ship her to some far away land and say they can't get her back.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. First it was anime, then some porn, currently it's movies. The show me less increased the volume so I just started blocking every account.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised it's not white barrel
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
But what happens to the planes at night? They'll just fall out of the sky!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you tip someone when you don't go out to eat?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
They are eating our history. They're eating our diversity.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
While we're at it, guns too.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Ewwww sloppy Donnie seconds. 🤢
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
So far all I have seen AI do is draw some crappy NFTs with too many fingers. Where are the world changing insights? Why hasn't it figured out how to travel to Mars? Or time travel? Oh yeah, it only knows what humans have input.
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No taxes on those tips though!!!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked a question about the pres and got this just a few days ago.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be glorious if he exposes it all and blows it up on his way out
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't detaining against your will kidnapping?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
So let me get this straight. You take 7 leaders of the Free world and Donald Trump and the best you can come up with is we're going to try to put pressure on Russia. Holy shit. You could have phoned that in. Sanction the shit out of them. Cut them off the knees. Give Ukraine long-range missiles
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That douchebag never seen a college football game?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Why didn't Trump gleefully meet him on the tarmac jumping up and down and clapping like a fucking moron!
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
There better damn well be a red carpet, the beast and a clapping Trump at the fucking tarmac
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel sorry for all those families that are being turned upside down for this political charade.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
How so? Are they meeting with him too?
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Coward.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
the new Scarlet letter. And every Trump backer will wear it for life.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Much like the US Constitution guarantees due process for everyone... Riiiighhht
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's teeny tiny hands make Putin's penis look huge. Solved it.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
And they will fall for it again and again saying "oh, he saved us" when in actuality he was the cause of the problem
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's not even good corn. (Iowan)
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how you win elections. The economy.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
There's no way she signs her name the same way Fatass does!! One of his flunkies wrote it. He signed it.
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they all show up in fatigues
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, someone in the MSM pointing it out.. now call him a coward on the air, trigger that MF, show his mental shortcomings
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they start calling him a coward for not following through with sanctions. He can't stand it.
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Cleveland steamerd?
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He deserves the same prize his followers erected for pence!!! Is being hung for treason still a thing? Asking for a friend.
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Put him in charge of D - block
The REAL FAJA (@thereal-faja.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if this stems from the fake cufflinks that Trump gave him? (Interview on Graham morning show I believe)
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That's Alaskinagrad now.