You know, if instead of flower petals those were tentacles or spider legs you would be recoiling in terror right now.
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You know, if instead of flower petals those were tentacles or spider legs you would be recoiling in terror right now.
I suspect Poland has its own version of Epstein files. Epsteinski or something like that.
Jude law is way too tall to play Putin.
British society during the Regency Era was the monster all along.
Another Trump vacation day.
I believe him.
On the bright side cholera is very slimming.
BUT THEY HARM THE WHALES! - DJT
Yeah...but...Kamala Harris' laugh!
Bear parasites.
However CDC gun studies are strictly forbidden.
The IBM Selectric was the pinnacle of haptic experiences. I miss it so.
Trump's little green men.
...that make a bass *chugga chugga* noise.
Those kids have a bright future in the Empire.
Trump is going to defund Quinnipiac University.
What is the advantage of doing this? It's because Lutnick fellates Donald Trump so often he's running out of things for which to praise him.
Where were you when you heard Barack Obama ordered fancy mustard on a cheeseburger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Pd...
Putin laces your tea with polonium in such a delicately considerate way.
It turn out Donald Trump was the snake all along. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSrO...
Does Trump think he is the one who secured the funds to repair the Francis Scott Key bridge?
I suppose atomic bombs could be considered a form of speech.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcog...
See, other celebrities? This is where you start your political careers. Not at the top jobs.
You may remember Scott Baio from his "Waa Waa Waa" method acting. We shan't see his like again in our lifetime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKl...
In a land where legal precedent is considered a quaint concept every Executive Order is constitutional.
Hollywood's loss is Dinesh D'Souza's gain.
I need to take a minute to rend my clothing in grief.
Trump has already debunked the ozone layer myth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_ke...
We have certainly been Orban-ized at the very least.
Another vacation day.
Real married men sabotage the cars of their prospective mistresses. Ladies, hide your tires when real married man Jesse Watters comes sniffing around.
The backward cap shows Ryan is hep to what the kids are layin' down.
They just have to keep Trump upright for 18 more months, then Vance can take over and still run for two more full terms.
Maybe he meant it as a compliment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1G2...
Another vacation.
This golf outing is not on the White House public schedule.
To be rebranded Trump Chips.
6D chess master negociator and all that.
Just don't think of him as dead. Think of Dobson as pining for the fjords.
Donald Trump's inspiring battle against the dark forces of Big Mail-In Ballot.
Mopeds have joined windmills and solar panels on Donald Trump's shit list.
It's two cats in one!
To be fair, it was a snack size bag.
Why is the NYT hedging that headline? Isn't law firm servitude a widely known part of every settlement firms make with the Trump administration?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_...
I hear good things bout their lobsters.
Oh, fer sure! If I lived in Maine and Platner were indeed the nominee I would vote for him. My gut tells me Collins would chew him up, though. I'm just saying there has to be someone in Maine with the background needed to seriously challenge Collins.
AOC is in the House. I would back Platner's run for a House seat. However, I hold a higher bar for the Senate. Warren holds a law degree, taught at UPenn and Harvard, was a subject matter expert on commercial law and advised and sat on government commissions and boards. She is no Herschel Walker.
Donald Trump, JD Vance, Tommy Tuberville are examples of the chaos that can result from electing zero-experience politicians to positions of great responsibility. Let's learn from that lesson.
Here is Donald Trump exercising on the golf course.
Here we go.
Next stop: ankle monitors.
President Pu'in.
Well, yeah. That's a given.
Susan Collins concern has kept America safe!
"Platner is running on several progressive tenets — though he rejects the label 'liberal'" Then it's a hard no. If you run away from being called liberal then you don't have the spine to lead. Also, another green politician who wants to start at the top? Sorry. Run for councilman first.
There should have been push back on the whole Dead Country narrative. GDP, stock market gains, unemployment, job creation...other than inflation the economy was chugging along nicely.
They are already treating Melania as the new Elena. Attributing traits to her she has never exhibited. Naming a Kennedy Center theater after her for her sudden patronage of the arts.
It's the livery of his private jet turned upside down.
That's 2.7K arrests per month. 571 rescued children per month.
Does anyone believe the claims and numbers detailed in that Fox News article?
"You wouldn't know them, they're from Canada."
He hated being a senator. It looks like he hates being Secretary of State. Won't someone please give Marco Rubio a job he enjoys?
They are Donald Trump's little green men. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_...
JarVanka were busy.
But Trump doesn't take his presidential salary! /s
Trump's little green men. Just like Putin's.
Trump's Little Green Men are terrorizing our nation's Capital.
Who brings a gun to a sandwich fight?
Donald Trump's Little Green Men
That spooky Mark Halperin!
The female Commandant Trump fired and then evicted on 3 hours notice?
Peaceful tourists just strolling through the Capitol.
I get that joke because I'm old.
To be fair, Dunn could have been armed with a panini.
*dah dunk*
For decades it was legal for mortgages to contain covenants that prohibited the sale of properties to persons not of western or northern European descent. Sorry Sicilians, Poles, Slavs, etc., stick to your own neighborhoods.
When he inevitably fails Trump will blame Chuck Schumer.
They are checking for sandwiches.
Let's not forget Dick Cheney's push for a Unitary Executive. We're living it now.
More tax cuts should fix that.
When it dawns on Jeanine Pirro that it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
You know one of them is going to be Lee Greenwood.
That's what you get when you don't enforce a closed movie set.
$5 foot-long resistance!
"One year ago the United States was a dead country..." Jeebus. "Pay back the trillions..." WTF is he talking bout? Did Europe hand over trillions of dollars without anyone noticing?
So much cringe. This reminds me of those Happy Days episodes where Potsie sings.
