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You enhanced? LOL
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You enhanced? LOL
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Thank you
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There will be videos, but with about two minutes missing.... bummer
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Gotta give it to Frump, he managed to unite the rest of the world. Against the US. Genius. apple.news/AoFt79Qv3Smm...
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When you read science the same way you read the Bible, just looking at the bits that suit you
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You're never happy Jon, enjoy the quiet time
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You forgot one
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Mulch can be lethal
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It's Sunday, relax
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This is actually better
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He's *definitely* qualified
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The fact that I could bake my pizza entirely on solar power feels cool and magical at the same time (while still pumping a couple kilowatts back to the grid)
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Nah, it's the Make America Germany Again
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Just be patient ok man? Chill
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Can't help you here....
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Get up and find another car repair shop
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This is a waste of time, GOP do not understand math or charts
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I thought vampires could not stand direct sunlight.... I guess that got debunked too...
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Almost makes me want to go back to Xhitter just to read these posts We need a reflector account here
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What took so long? I quit that BS 10 years ago
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Every month my solar installation pays off the cost of one panel, took 2 years to pay off, now running a profit Which part of this does not make sense to those idiots?
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He looks nice...
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Legislators don't care Government doesn't care Corporations don't care All they care is power and money America
Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent
And why are we yelling here?
Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent
The fact that all the bots are coming at him definitely works to his favor rn
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Good luck, enjoy fascism, they'll come after you next
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My Dude!
Annie C (@anet2111.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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who?
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Adding Cracker Barrel to block words list, because JFC who cares!?!
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There's no scenario where this will end peacefully
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I have no hope this will happen here, but is theoretically possible
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What am I looking at here??
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She seems nice...
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Nothing is going to change until we get serious about gun laws
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Precisely
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Normalize throwing sandwiches
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chng.it/BrSmhhRydg
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It's all happening
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Complete sentences with meaning and vocabulary above 5th grade. I miss that from a president of the United States
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Sing it
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You are telling me this is not AI?
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Oh god the Pritz is getting spicy ๐ถ๏ธ
Firehawk (@firehawkjw.bsky.social) reposted
๐คฃ๐๐ Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth ๐
Mamma Rougaroux (@mammarougareaux.bsky.social) reposted
I belly laughed when I saw this. It felt so good!
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Stop spreading false hopes
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This is no deportation, it's called human trafficking You deport someone to the country they were born, not a random country in a different continent
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So proud of California
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JB_CADCAM (@jonbanquer.bsky.social) reposted
I'm posting this link again because it's so important for Democrats to understand that we are fighting back HARD, and because I'm sick and tired of reading that Hakeem Jeffries isn't doing enough from fools who don't understand what his job is: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/its-time-f...
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This little fella has gone thru some ๐ฉ lost his tail somehow #fortord
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Software people are the worst
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Where's the hat "Everything Kamala said was true" ?
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Sadly
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Hey now
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Missed that reference ๐ฌ๐
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What makes sense? This is California It's like saying: Ah, John Smith. Makes sense. ๐ฌ๐ง
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Oh no!
Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
Proud to join Denmark Foreign Affairs Minister @lars-loekke.bsky.social and Ambassador Sรธrensen to sign a new partnership between California and Denmark. Our message to the rest of the world is clear: California is a stable, reliable partner โ no matter who's in the White House.
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Man, this guy be traveling the world for free... ๐ค
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Oh FINALLY!!
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How's this anyone else problem?
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Double down! I see your 5 seats, plus 5 more. Get us 10
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Seems accurate
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Your pendant indeed ๐คฃ (Pls let me know when you find the edit button) ๐
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Disabled?
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Everything in plain sight
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That is not a pull up
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I could care less whichever inanimate object he decided to copulate with. The fact he's a fascist, that is a problem
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What is this Target ๐ฏ you speak of?
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You win the internet today
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Right on ๐
Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted
๐๐๐Every! Damn! Word! This lady brilliantly calls out the Texas Republicans for kowtowing to a rapist to steal 5 Congressional seats instead of prioritizing the victims of the floods. We need more of this from everyday Americans. Absolute๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅright here! Check it out!๐๐
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Exactly my thoughts, this woman ๐ฏ right on everything
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Oh, and someone who doesn't think that slavery wasn't that bad...
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Only at Walmart
Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent
The other side has set the bar pretty low right now, with concentration camps, secret police and tampering with next elections, so I wouldn't expect much more than human decency The pendulum will eventually swing, but it doesn't happen overnight
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Meloni
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Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
California is proposing to hold a special election on November 4th to give voters the power to fight back against Donald Trumpโs tyranny. We will not sit back while Trump and his Republican lapdogs in Texas attempt to rig the next election.
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This would have only made sense if they were rolling Putin's body in that carpet
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I have a feeling this is just the beginning Why it took so long for anyone to call out his posting style is beyond me
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Oh god! Now everyone IS GOING TO POST LIKE THIS!!
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Old Caz Hopper with the Motley Crue
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What did the manager say?