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Zen Turtle

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USAC Coach - Coffee Snob Bikes ๐Ÿšด Coffee โ˜•๏ธ Rock ๐ŸŽค Roll ๐ŸŽธ Designed in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Made in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ www.zenturtle.net "I'm not saying I'm Batman I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in a room together"

created September 15, 2024

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Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

You enhanced? LOL

1/9/2025, 7:30:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Thank you

1/9/2025, 7:25:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

There will be videos, but with about two minutes missing.... bummer

1/9/2025, 6:48:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Hey Piglet, what TF is wrong with Trump? Putin poisoned his mitochondria, Pooh.
1/9/2025, 6:46:36 PM | 429 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

Gotta give it to Frump, he managed to unite the rest of the world. Against the US. Genius. apple.news/AoFt79Qv3Smm...

1/9/2025, 6:46:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

When you read science the same way you read the Bible, just looking at the bits that suit you

1/9/2025, 6:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

You're never happy Jon, enjoy the quiet time

1/9/2025, 3:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

You forgot one

1/9/2025, 3:16:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

1/9/2025, 3:15:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Mulch can be lethal

31/8/2025, 10:49:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

31/8/2025, 10:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

It's Sunday, relax

31/8/2025, 10:29:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

This is actually better

31/8/2025, 10:20:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

He's *definitely* qualified

31/8/2025, 10:16:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

The fact that I could bake my pizza entirely on solar power feels cool and magical at the same time (while still pumping a couple kilowatts back to the grid)

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31/8/2025, 10:12:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Nah, it's the Make America Germany Again

31/8/2025, 10:10:37 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Just be patient ok man? Chill

31/8/2025, 10:09:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Can't help you here....

31/8/2025, 10:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Get up and find another car repair shop

31/8/2025, 2:37:31 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

This is a waste of time, GOP do not understand math or charts

30/8/2025, 3:25:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

I thought vampires could not stand direct sunlight.... I guess that got debunked too...

30/8/2025, 3:11:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

30/8/2025, 3:06:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Almost makes me want to go back to Xhitter just to read these posts We need a reflector account here

29/8/2025, 8:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Excellent question.

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29/8/2025, 6:47:54 PM | 21123 6883 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Kikuchi (@curatorian.bsky.social) reposted

Microsoft Teams: How was the sound quality?

F-35 pilot held 50-minute airborne conference call with engineers before fighter jet crashed in Alaska
29/8/2025, 7:12:23 AM | 300 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

What took so long? I quit that BS 10 years ago

29/8/2025, 7:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

29/8/2025, 4:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Every month my solar installation pays off the cost of one panel, took 2 years to pay off, now running a profit Which part of this does not make sense to those idiots?

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29/8/2025, 3:47:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

Monterey love

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29/8/2025, 1:04:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

He looks nice...

29/8/2025, 12:08:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Legislators don't care Government doesn't care Corporations don't care All they care is power and money America

28/8/2025, 4:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

And why are we yelling here?

28/8/2025, 2:39:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

The fact that all the bots are coming at him definitely works to his favor rn

28/8/2025, 6:01:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Good luck, enjoy fascism, they'll come after you next

28/8/2025, 5:53:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

My Dude!

28/8/2025, 5:40:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Annie C (@anet2111.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

28/8/2025, 2:46:58 AM | 57 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

who?

28/8/2025, 5:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

Adding Cracker Barrel to block words list, because JFC who cares!?!

28/8/2025, 5:21:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

There's no scenario where this will end peacefully

28/8/2025, 4:52:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

I have no hope this will happen here, but is theoretically possible

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28/8/2025, 4:50:59 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

What am I looking at here??

28/8/2025, 4:41:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

She seems nice...

27/8/2025, 8:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

Nothing is going to change until we get serious about gun laws

27/8/2025, 5:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Precisely

27/8/2025, 3:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Normalize throwing sandwiches

27/8/2025, 3:45:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

chng.it/BrSmhhRydg

27/8/2025, 5:55:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

It's all happening

27/8/2025, 4:55:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Complete sentences with meaning and vocabulary above 5th grade. I miss that from a president of the United States

27/8/2025, 3:12:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Sing it

26/8/2025, 11:09:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

You are telling me this is not AI?

26/8/2025, 10:53:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Oh god the Pritz is getting spicy ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

26/8/2025, 4:10:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Firehawk (@firehawkjw.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ†™ Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth ๐Ÿ‘

25/8/2025, 3:47:35 AM | 5526 2940 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mamma Rougaroux (@mammarougareaux.bsky.social) reposted

I belly laughed when I saw this. It felt so good!

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25/8/2025, 1:47:51 AM | 77 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Stop spreading false hopes

25/8/2025, 4:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

This is no deportation, it's called human trafficking You deport someone to the country they were born, not a random country in a different continent

25/8/2025, 4:16:15 PM | 53 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

So proud of California

25/8/2025, 5:52:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

25/8/2025, 5:44:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JB_CADCAM (@jonbanquer.bsky.social) reposted

I'm posting this link again because it's so important for Democrats to understand that we are fighting back HARD, and because I'm sick and tired of reading that Hakeem Jeffries isn't doing enough from fools who don't understand what his job is: cmarmitage.substack.com/p/its-time-f...

25/8/2025, 3:26:26 AM | 55 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

This little fella has gone thru some ๐Ÿ’ฉ lost his tail somehow #fortord

25/8/2025, 3:11:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Software people are the worst

25/8/2025, 3:02:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Where's the hat "Everything Kamala said was true" ?

24/8/2025, 7:25:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) reposted

They gaslit you all throughout the election.

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24/8/2025, 5:03:46 PM | 22737 6640 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

24/8/2025, 5:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Sadly

24/8/2025, 4:19:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Hey now

23/8/2025, 7:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Missed that reference ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜„

23/8/2025, 6:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

What makes sense? This is California It's like saying: Ah, John Smith. Makes sense. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

23/8/2025, 6:10:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Oh no!

23/8/2025, 5:26:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

Proud to join Denmark Foreign Affairs Minister @lars-loekke.bsky.social and Ambassador Sรธrensen to sign a new partnership between California and Denmark. Our message to the rest of the world is clear: California is a stable, reliable partner โ€” no matter who's in the White House.

22/8/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 15250 4231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Man, this guy be traveling the world for free... ๐Ÿค”

23/8/2025, 1:27:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kym Camryn (@kymcamryn.bsky.social) reposted

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22/8/2025, 1:19:57 AM | 929 329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Oh FINALLY!!

22/8/2025, 5:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

How's this anyone else problem?

21/8/2025, 9:15:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Double down! I see your 5 seats, plus 5 more. Get us 10

21/8/2025, 9:14:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Seems accurate

21/8/2025, 5:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Your pendant indeed ๐Ÿคฃ (Pls let me know when you find the edit button) ๐Ÿ˜„

21/8/2025, 4:58:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Disabled?

21/8/2025, 4:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Everything in plain sight

21/8/2025, 5:26:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

That is not a pull up

21/8/2025, 5:24:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

I could care less whichever inanimate object he decided to copulate with. The fact he's a fascist, that is a problem

21/8/2025, 5:21:16 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

What is this Target ๐ŸŽฏ you speak of?

20/8/2025, 10:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

You win the internet today

20/8/2025, 9:57:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Right on ๐Ÿ‘

20/8/2025, 9:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Every! Damn! Word! This lady brilliantly calls out the Texas Republicans for kowtowing to a rapist to steal 5 Congressional seats instead of prioritizing the victims of the floods. We need more of this from everyday Americans. Absolute๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅright here! Check it out!๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

20/8/2025, 7:06:14 PM | 1251 617 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Exactly my thoughts, this woman ๐Ÿ’ฏ right on everything

20/8/2025, 7:10:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Oh, and someone who doesn't think that slavery wasn't that bad...

20/8/2025, 3:22:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Only at Walmart

20/8/2025, 3:21:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

The other side has set the bar pretty low right now, with concentration camps, secret police and tampering with next elections, so I wouldn't expect much more than human decency The pendulum will eventually swing, but it doesn't happen overnight

20/8/2025, 3:21:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Meloni

20/8/2025, 2:27:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

California is proposing to hold a special election on November 4th to give voters the power to fight back against Donald Trumpโ€™s tyranny. We will not sit back while Trump and his Republican lapdogs in Texas attempt to rig the next election.

18/8/2025, 9:59:48 PM | 2602 601 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 11:37:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

This would have only made sense if they were rolling Putin's body in that carpet

17/8/2025, 10:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 10:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

I have a feeling this is just the beginning Why it took so long for anyone to call out his posting style is beyond me

17/8/2025, 10:18:43 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

Oh god! Now everyone IS GOING TO POST LIKE THIS!!

17/8/2025, 10:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 10:10:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net)

Old Caz Hopper with the Motley Crue

17/8/2025, 7:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zen Turtle (@zenturtle.net) reply parent

What did the manager say?

17/8/2025, 6:42:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view