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Braeburn Gesoran

@applesandoranges1.bsky.social

Just minding my own businesses. Let the fools fight. Evolvimus ut discimus. ❤️🧡

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Boner petite

2/9/2025, 5:09:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Clogging our own arteries to own the libs. The American White Male is a peculiar creature.

2/9/2025, 5:03:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially ones who make deathtrap cars, attempt to manipulate the masses through propaganda, and litter the oceans with failed rocket parts. 100%

2/9/2025, 4:50:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

The world population has doubled in the last 50 years and the planet is burning up. Nope.

2/9/2025, 4:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the King of Stinky.

1/9/2025, 9:15:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

RUSSIA backs Hungary Hungary backs heritage foundation Heritage Foundation pushes project 2025. Which part don't you get?

1/9/2025, 10:46:49 AM | 2300 1123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

Random thought: Our mass shooting problem has two elements: Assault weapons, and butt hurt men. If they won’t allow us to regular the guns, maybe we need to regulate the men. Aggressive and unregulated men cause like 90% of all crime on planet earth. Just sayin….

1/9/2025, 4:43:39 PM | 946 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

JD gets into office; women lose all remaining rights.

1/9/2025, 2:51:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

They made a deal to do a show with Colbert too.

1/9/2025, 2:39:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially for the perennial Club Champ

1/9/2025, 2:25:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Cringe

1/9/2025, 9:38:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

His business partner? So he is estranged from all family members?

1/9/2025, 9:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

The grandparents though

1/9/2025, 9:25:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

That playbook being project 2025 and theocracy.

1/9/2025, 9:23:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s hiding that he has no energy to work up that pompadour

1/9/2025, 9:22:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Manch Vegas can be so unpredictable

1/9/2025, 9:02:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s incredible what consumption of propaganda will do to the human brain.

1/9/2025, 8:33:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh so the pee tape is real and he’s been a puppet all these years due to kompromat. What a surprise.

1/9/2025, 6:18:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

“It hasn’t. Has the gallon of box wine you drink nightly had any impact on yours?”

1/9/2025, 6:15:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds hinky

1/9/2025, 6:07:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Dont worry JD and project 2025 have plans to solve the imaginary population problem

1/9/2025, 6:05:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have a better explanation for homophobia besides self loathing, fearful jackasses?

31/8/2025, 8:40:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh is that “Doctor” Gorka who goes on Fox and pretends to be s doctor to scam old people?

31/8/2025, 8:24:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Find the remote. If can’t find remote, unplug the tv.

31/8/2025, 3:33:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Call me woke all day long. Woke woke woke. I am woke.

31/8/2025, 3:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a drunk running the military

31/8/2025, 5:14:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

WHO knocked her up so she HAD TO get married

30/8/2025, 10:12:32 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

She also had a shotgun wedding to an old guy and stole money from her campaign.

30/8/2025, 10:11:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Our president is as adjudicated rapist and convicted felon and we’re splitting hairs over this shit?

30/8/2025, 10:05:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is supposed to replace gadflies and busybodies. Maybe raconteurs and a dilettante or two.

30/8/2025, 9:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He means that he Ripped people off during construction projects. What a clown. Sad!

30/8/2025, 9:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Buncha closet cases.

30/8/2025, 8:48:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

“Oh heavens NOT 🌈 RAINBOWS! My homophobia can’t handle rainbows!”

30/8/2025, 8:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

So what if it is woke. Nothing is wrong with woke. Woke woke woke woke woke.

30/8/2025, 8:44:41 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being in a whole family of these people that have been zombified by Fox.

30/8/2025, 8:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

The despicable MAGAe that I’m avoiding think JD is really smart.

30/8/2025, 5:38:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. They just love to punch down and coincidentally call themselves Christians.

30/8/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile this sick freak probably victimizes children in bathrooms.

30/8/2025, 4:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn’t underestimate project 2025 and their authoritarian leanings. They don’t care what people want.

30/8/2025, 1:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He got famous writing a book about what losers his family were. Think about the mentality of this kind of person. An asshole and an opportunist who thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room and that no one is onto him.

30/8/2025, 12:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Come get your fake blood props

30/8/2025, 12:47:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for women. Remember how he said childless women were the problem? Remember how he was Project 2025’s first choice? Remember how he was funded by Peter Thiel? These people are sickos without dementia.

30/8/2025, 10:39:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes and they won’t listen.

30/8/2025, 10:37:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

And then the hangover is JD Vance/Peter Thiel/Curtis Yarvin/Project 2025. Be careful what you wish for.

30/8/2025, 10:36:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

I think even that reprehensible JD has better taste than that.

30/8/2025, 10:25:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

And for crying out loud, someone please rip that plastic bric a brac spray painted gold off the walls of the Oval Office.

30/8/2025, 10:04:23 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Ymca in minor key. Ymca. We used to stay at the ymca…. Now no more ymca….

30/8/2025, 10:01:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

JD will be sitting in his chair in a hot minute

30/8/2025, 8:59:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe his handlers know he’s about to be exposed and sent him out a window.

30/8/2025, 8:58:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is not intelligent. It’s just a hot mess.

30/8/2025, 8:16:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn’t ask, he just grabs by the pussy.

30/8/2025, 5:36:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Be best, Gonz

30/8/2025, 5:18:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

And the media normalized them.

30/8/2025, 5:16:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Naturally those shitheads from New Hampshire are on their own “Live [Vaccine] Free and Die” program.

30/8/2025, 5:12:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Religion is a personal hobby, not public policy.

30/8/2025, 5:11:00 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

And JD Vance is their guy

30/8/2025, 5:02:03 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll be even worse. He’s more connected with Project 2025 and their goal of a theocracy.

30/8/2025, 5:01:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what else? ASK THE VICTIMS

30/8/2025, 4:38:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

The Fall of the Patriarchy

30/8/2025, 4:12:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s criminally insane and should be in a rubber room, not dictating public policy.

29/8/2025, 8:31:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

If your goal is to help Putin avenge the Cold War by destroying the United States, then yeah. He’s doing a great job.

29/8/2025, 8:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Parking the kids in front of Fox on an oversized television = homeschooling.

29/8/2025, 8:02:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb and fugly Charlie Kirk again with his dumb takes as an unfuckable oaf.

29/8/2025, 7:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck these perverts who think planet earth is underpopulated. They’re looking for excuses to justify mistreating women.

29/8/2025, 3:44:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“I truly believe we CAN build a system represents working people.” ICYMI — @grahamformaine.bsky.social Platner is a marine and oyster farmer running to replace @SenatorCollins, who should be “concerned” His site: www.grahamforsenate.com

29/8/2025, 12:38:45 PM | 1852 617 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He puts the ASS back in asset.

29/8/2025, 1:28:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Laura Loomer is a botched plastic surgery victim and racist.

29/8/2025, 1:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Dow Smith (@matthewdowsmith.bsky.social) reposted

I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.

29/8/2025, 11:50:21 AM | 10220 2451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

We were doing okay until they got cocky and drunk and let kompromat be collected on themselves.

29/8/2025, 9:53:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole point of this dumb exercise was to retaliate for the Cold War. Mission accomplished!

29/8/2025, 9:50:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, there are normal accountants that can communicate with humans. But often they are ass covering.

29/8/2025, 9:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

No more CDC. Qanon and Putin rejoice.

29/8/2025, 9:37:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Bobby and Ethel, come get your boy.

29/8/2025, 9:36:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Well written but unfortunately the present government is run by illiterates.

29/8/2025, 9:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Your religion is a personal hobby. It is not a basis for public policy.

29/8/2025, 8:35:34 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LillianDCA (@lillianorlando.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 6:15:17 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Easier to block you and your sad loser takes. Seek help.

29/8/2025, 6:14:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Kids in airports are overwhelmed. Many adults in airports are overwhelmed. Airports are not relaxed environments.

29/8/2025, 5:51:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Marie Antoinette on gold spray painted plastic tchotchke from China budget.

29/8/2025, 4:54:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll use this as a reason to send you to a concentration camp

29/8/2025, 4:38:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Turn off television. It’s propaganda.

29/8/2025, 4:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s full of shit and stupid too.

28/8/2025, 8:29:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Color. Number. Musical group.

28/8/2025, 8:27:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does anyone listen to this ugly fool?

28/8/2025, 3:14:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

So he’s going get rid of pollution and heavy metals in the water?

28/8/2025, 3:13:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay!

28/8/2025, 3:10:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Do it!!!!

28/8/2025, 3:09:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

CHICAGO!!!! Our Punks for Progress show is TONIGHT!!!! We’ve got a great show, cool merch, and an outlet for anyone else who is unbelievably angry and determined to make a better world. Get your ticket at katforillinois.com/concert

28/8/2025, 1:59:43 PM | 1637 313 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Toxic Masculinity Bobby you are Exhibit A

28/8/2025, 2:05:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

They get upset whenever the Fox Propaganda Channel or right wing influencers tell them to get upset.

28/8/2025, 9:12:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He could have had a nice business with one casino. The problem was that he got greedy and had to have 3 competing against each other in a small market that hadn’t demonstrated that much appetite for gambling. Those dopey sons “we get all the money we need from Russia.”

28/8/2025, 4:51:02 AM | 68 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Same, while watching the bot farm employees gaslight Americans on Facebook.

28/8/2025, 4:46:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks again, Brainworm Bobby.

27/8/2025, 11:27:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Homelessness is a tragedy, not a crime.

27/8/2025, 11:11:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t need to - he wrote a shitty memoir about what losers his family were and made a bunch of money from that.

27/8/2025, 6:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Gaslighting brought to you by the letters A and I

27/8/2025, 3:32:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine someone as dumb and goofy looking as Charlie Kirk telling anyone to do anything and people taking it seriously.

27/8/2025, 2:58:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Careful there, Lori, they thought Roosevelt was a socialist.

27/8/2025, 2:31:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Verge (@theverge.com) reposted

There’s plenty of disinformation trying to blame the nascent offshore wind industry for whale deaths without evidence. Not only is that misleading, it also takes the focus away from solutions that might actually address the leading causes of death — vessel strikes and entanglement with fishing gear.

27/8/2025, 12:59:54 PM | 6226 2247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Braeburn Gesoran (@applesandoranges1.bsky.social) reply parent

Um wouldn’t people with drones and bad intentions do that to any infrastructure?

27/8/2025, 2:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view